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'''/domg/''' is a veteran team, having debuted with a truly stunning performance in the [[/vg/ League 2]] and then reached the knockouts in both the [[/vg/ League 3|third]] and [[/vg/ League 4|fourth /vg/ League]]. They now seek to trample the opposition under their feet in the [[/vg/ League 5]]. While nobody in the general has any real knowledge of how to play soccer, learning that is nothing compared to mastering the deep and complex game that is Dominions. There's only one problem - '''/domg/''' is full of nothing but scrubs who couldn't play their way out of a wet paper bag, regardless of whether we're playing Dominions or divegrass. | '''/domg/''' is a veteran team, having debuted with a truly stunning performance in the [[/vg/ League 2]] and then reached the knockouts in both the [[/vg/ League 3|third]] and [[/vg/ League 4|fourth /vg/ League]]. They now seek to trample the opposition under their feet in the [[/vg/ League 5]]. While nobody in the general has any real knowledge of how to play soccer, learning that is nothing compared to mastering the deep and complex game that is Dominions. There's only one problem - '''/domg/''' is full of nothing but scrubs who couldn't play their way out of a wet paper bag, regardless of whether we're playing Dominions or divegrass. | ||
Tactics Export( | Tactics Export(updated for VGL5): https://www.mediafire.com/?6fhbdaram0f9fe1 <br /> | ||
Aesthetics Export: http://www.mediafire.com/download/le0ompmmdlvbbrr/DOMG_Aesthetic_Export.rar | Aesthetics Export: http://www.mediafire.com/download/le0ompmmdlvbbrr/DOMG_Aesthetic_Export.rar | ||
=== Roster === | === Roster === | ||
{{sq start}} | {{sq start}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= | {{sq start player |no= 2|pos=GK |name=2000 ghosts in a fort}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no= 17|pos=CB |name=Turnbullying}} | {{sq silver player |no= 17|pos=CB |name=Turnbullying}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= 19|pos=LB |name=Illfraud}} | {{sq start player |no= 19|pos=LB |name=Illfraud}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= 15|pos=RB |name=Heroic Obesity}} | {{sq start player |no= 15|pos=RB |name=Heroic Obesity}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no= | {{sq silver player |no= 6|pos=DMF |name=>stabbed by a methhead}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= 26|pos=DMF |name=Remove Elves}} | {{sq start player |no= 26|pos=DMF |name=Remove Elves}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= | {{sq start player |no= 7|pos=CMF |name=itdepends}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= 4|pos=CMF |name=Quadbless Mictlan}} | {{sq start player |no= 4|pos=CMF |name=Quadbless Mictlan}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= 11|pos=CMF |name=Pankoman}} | {{sq start player |no= 11|pos=CMF |name=Pankoman}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no= | {{sq gold player |no= 8|pos=SS |name=Forester Bob}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no= 9|pos=CF |name=erf snek {{Captain}}}} | {{sq gold player |no= 9|pos=CF |name=erf snek {{Captain}}}} | ||
{{sq mid}} | {{sq mid}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no= 10|pos=GK |name=100 PD}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no= 5|pos=GK |name=Angry Stone Face}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no= 16|pos=CB |name=Have we checked on Ermor?}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no= 22|pos=CB |name=Useless Kick}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no= 12|pos=LB |name=Desura Thug}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no= 20|pos=RB |name=Burden of Time}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no= 1|pos=DMF |name=Astral 1}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no= 18|pos=CMF |name=Giant Man-Eating Jews}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no= 24|pos=CMF |name=Lugh the Long Handed}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no= 13|pos=CMF |name=Ulm - Waiting For Turn File}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no= 14|pos=SS |name=Bane Lord}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no= 21|pos=SS |name=Scrub Club}} | ||
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|align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | ||
|align="center"|''' | |align="center"|'''Useless Kick''' | ||
|align="center"|[[File:Domg | |align="center"|[[File:Domg affliction.png|x100px]] | ||
| | |Even when all your arms are lopped off, you can still kick stuff! And kicking stuff is what divegrass is all about. Well, that and diving to the ground of course, but he can do that too! | ||
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|align="center"|[[File:domg desura.jpg|x100px]] | |align="center"|[[File:domg desura.jpg|x100px]] | ||
|I didn't choose the thug life, some moron with more gems than brain cells did for me. | |I didn't choose the thug life, some moron with more gems than brain cells did for me. | ||
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" |Some heroes are incredibly strong. Some are incredibly fast. Some just get really fat. Yes, even if they're undead skeletons who can't eat. | |style="background:#C3D69B;" |Some heroes are incredibly strong. Some are incredibly fast. Some just get really fat. Yes, even if they're undead skeletons who can't eat. | ||
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|align="center"|{{Position|RB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|RB}} | ||
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|style="background:#EDDA74;"|epic as usual, bob | |style="background:#EDDA74;"|epic as usual, bob | ||
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|align="center"|{{Position|SS}} | |||
|align="center"|'''Bane Lord''' | |||
|align="center"|[[File:Domg bane.png|x100px]] | |||
|Sharing a name with somebody famous can be tough, especially when you work in the same field. But Bane Lord is committed to proving that he is his own person and determined to not be overshadowed by some dude in a silly mask. | |||
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|align="center"|{{Position|SS}} | |||
|align="center"|'''Scrub Club''' | |||
|align="center"|[[File:Domg scrub.jpg|x100px]] | |||
|Every poster in /domg/ gets a free lifetime membership. | |||
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|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|{{Position|CF}} | |style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|{{Position|CF}} |
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/domg/ is a veteran team, having debuted with a truly stunning performance in the /vg/ League 2 and then reached the knockouts in both the third and fourth /vg/ League. They now seek to trample the opposition under their feet in the /vg/ League 5. While nobody in the general has any real knowledge of how to play soccer, learning that is nothing compared to mastering the deep and complex game that is Dominions. There's only one problem - /domg/ is full of nothing but scrubs who couldn't play their way out of a wet paper bag, regardless of whether we're playing Dominions or divegrass.
Tactics Export(updated for VGL5): https://www.mediafire.com/?6fhbdaram0f9fe1
Aesthetics Export: http://www.mediafire.com/download/le0ompmmdlvbbrr/DOMG_Aesthetic_Export.rar
Roster
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Match History
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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June 14, 2014 | /lolg/ | /vg/ League 2 | 6-1 L | Quadbless Mictlan 17' |
June 15, 2014 | /civ4xg/ | /vg/ League 2 | 2-1 L | Bogus the Troll 90+' |
June 14, 2014 | /acg/ | /vg/ League 2 | 1-3 L | Pankoman 68' |
December 6, 2014 | /feg/ | /vg/ League 3 | 1-1 D | Forester Bob 35' |
December 7, 2014 | /xcg/ | /vg/ League 3 | 0-2 W | Forester Bob 4', 8' |
December 12, 2014 | /pdg/ | /vg/ League 3 | 1-1 D | Quadbless Mictlan 87' |
December 13, 2014 | /igg/ | /vg/ League 3 | 2-1 L | >crossbows 39' |
June 13, 2015 | /vitagen/ | /vg/ League 4 | 3-0 L | |
June 19, 2015 | /mgqg/ | /vg/ League 4 | 4-0 W | Illfraud 10' erf snek 42' Forester Bob 45+', 56' |
June 21, 2015 | /acg/ | /vg/ League 4 | 0-5 W | erf snek 24', 39', 45+', 50' itdepends 34' |
June 27, 2015 | /twg/ | /vg/ League 4 | 1-2 L | erf snek 15' |
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Goalkeepers
Defense
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Turnbullying | Yelling at people to go do their turns doesn't really speed up games at all, but it sure feels satisfying. | — | |||
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Have we checked on Ermor? | It's only been a few turns. | — | |||
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Useless Kick | Even when all your arms are lopped off, you can still kick stuff! And kicking stuff is what divegrass is all about. Well, that and diving to the ground of course, but he can do that too! | — | |||
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Illfraud | Fukken Illfraud. | — | |||
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Desura Thug | I didn't choose the thug life, some moron with more gems than brain cells did for me. | — | |||
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Heroic Obesity | Some heroes are incredibly strong. Some are incredibly fast. Some just get really fat. Yes, even if they're undead skeletons who can't eat. | — | |||
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Burden of Time | The God of Ermor has committed the act of ultimate evil against the world of the living by putting the Burden of Time upon the world. As long as this enchantment is active every living being will grow old and die in a few years time.
And then after you pour all your gems into dispelling it he puts it up again next turn. |
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Midfield
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>stabbed by a methhead | Nobody has heard from him since he sent that message. RIPIP in pepperonis amuys. | — | |||
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Remove Elves | You're having a gay old time crushing your opponents, seeing them driven before you, hearing the lamentations of their women and all that, when suddenly ELVES EVERYWHERE, all up in your business, wrecking your shit then disappearing before you can catch them. You go home, but there's an elf hiding behind the tree in the yard. You open the fridge, but there's an elf hiding inside. You try to have breakfast, but there's an elf hiding in your cereal. You go for a swim, but an elf shat in the pool - and his horse too! If you don't want this to happen to you, remember to REMOVE ELVES, early and often! | — | |||
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Astral 1 | A great thing to have if you're a 70 gold mage. A terrible thing to have as a pretender god, and for much the same reasons. | — | |||
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itdepends | On what? Everything. | — | |||
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Quadbless Mictlan | Who needs stuff like dominion or scales when you can have four major blesses? Four. Major. Blesses. | — | |||
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Pankoman | After untold eons of reigning supreme over the world, even ultimate power gets boring. When something he barely perceived beckoned, he leapt at the call, eager to relearn ancient longings and passions. And as he left his domain behind and journeyed beyond the world, he beheld a green field, a battlefield, whereupon ideas and concepts compete for victory, in a war called Virtual Divegrass. And he knew he had come to the right place.
Meanwhile, in the world he left behind, the Wheel turns once again. |
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Giant Man-Eating Jews | Carnality incarnate, the jews will not stop until they have consumed the world and everything upon it. | — | |||
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Ulm - Waiting For Turn File | Only the master smiths of Ulm have learned the secrets of forging Blackstale, the feared material that makes fighting the armies of Ulm not at all difficult but nevertheless really aggravating as you have to wait for Llamaserver's turn timer to tick down every single turn before it force hosts the current turn because the faggot isn't sending in his turn files and basically Ulm players are huge faggots. | — | |||
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Lugh the Long Handed | He's just the best at everything. | — |
Offense
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Forester Bob | epic as usual, bob | — | |||
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Bane Lord | Sharing a name with somebody famous can be tough, especially when you work in the same field. But Bane Lord is committed to proving that he is his own person and determined to not be overshadowed by some dude in a silly mask. | — | |||
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Scrub Club | Every poster in /domg/ gets a free lifetime membership. | — | |||
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erf snek | snek meta best meta | — |
Ex-players
Ermor | The augurs of the great Notroman Empire once divined a great catastrophe, one that would lead their empire to its end. Their reaction was to steal the secrets of necromancy from Notegypt and use it to resurrect Notjesus.
Naturally, that ritual was the disaster they had divined. Now Ermor is a land of Death, wherein the dead walk and the living die. The spooky skellington legions of Ermor are now marching forth in order to ruin everything for everyone forever. | |
Blood 10 Fountain | Blood hunting in your capital is the smartest form of blood hunting. Especially for middle era Ermor. | |
Six Million Anakites | Ulm did nothing wrong! | |
Pelagia | Pelagia is totally cool. They're the strongest nation in the game by far. There's nothing quite as terrifying as a bunch of mermages and turtle warriors on dry land. If somebody other than you picks Pelagia, you might as well give up because he's already won. | |
Olm Miscegnation | You see, when a daddy giant psionic worm and a mommy gigantic sack of lard oracle who can't actually tell the future love each other very much... | |
Throne of Gaia | The Throne of Gaia has awakened! Servants of Gaia are trying to reclaim this land! The forces that dwell in the deep forests have emerged! The forces that sleep deep in the earth have awakened to the call of the Throne of Gaia. They come to rid the land of the influence of civilization! Servants of Gaia are trying to reclaim this land! Servants of Gaia are trying to reclaim this land! The forces that sleep deep in the earth have awakened to the call of the Throne of Gaia. They come to rid the land of the influence of civilization! The forces that dwell in the deep forests have emerged! Servants of Gaia are trying to reclaim this land! The forces that dwell in the deep forests have emerged! The forces that dwell in the deep forests have emerged! Servants of Gaia are trying to reclaim this land! | |
Legion of Gods | Now that I have defeated all my enemies and become the supreme god, what should I do with my defeated rivals? Meh, I'll just stick all their souls in the few corpses of theirs that didn't get totally destroyed and seal them away behind a big-ass seal made out of the innocence and competence of an entire species I found lying about somewhere. I don't see how that could possibly cause problems down the road. | |
Ponyman | Take an elf on a horse. Make sure he has enough magical skill to cast mistform. Give him a frost brand and a vine shield. Add blessings to taste. You now have a ponyman! | |
Misfortune 3 | What's the worst that could happen?
That just happened. Twice. | |
Aboleth Traps | Gives a new meaning to 'screams like a girl'. | |
Grigorius | Grigorius the Grigori is an ancient being sent to watch the affairs of contending gods. He answers the call of wishful thinking and will appear and disappear at his own liking. | |
>crossbows | ||
Eater of the Dead | The Eater of the Dead is a huge, amorphous mass of semi-liquefied, dead flesh. Arms, legs and half-melted heads are extended and retracted from the putrid mass, surrounded by an overpowering smell of decay. The Eater of the Dead was once banished to the Void by the previous Pantokrator. Now some foolish mage has recalled it in the vain hope that it can be controlled and made to play divegrass. | |
Ded Llama | Died for lack of beer money. RIP. | |
Illfraud's Cocaine Cruise | It's for research, you see. Yes, those hookers are also for research. | |
Asshole Batman | So there's this enormous bat-headed guy hiding somewhere in our capital, but we can't find him. Once a month he goes and assassinates one of our commanders, and that's why our military is completely paralyzed. |
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