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Revision as of 01:51, 21 August 2016

/adv/
Kill yourself
Adv logo.png
/adv/ - Advice
Founded August 2011, January 2012
Manager AdviceDawg
IRL manager Clrs !!V44yYJo0I/a
Team colors
Chat color A67B5A
Noose Brown
Ranking 37 (decrease 2)
Highest rank 11 (August, 2011)
Lowest rank 55 (May, 2015)
Top scorer Suicide (32+)
Top assister N/A (N/A)
Captain 5inchdick
Website /adv/ - Advice
Nickname The /adv/isors
The s/adv/irgins
The advice dogs
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
30 10 34 74 40.54%
GF GA GD
134 132 +2
Biggest win
/pol/ Pol icon.png 1–8 Adv icon.png /adv/
August 6, 2016
Biggest defeat
/adv/ Adv icon.png 2–7 Gif icon.png /gif/
April 15, 2016
First match
/tv/ Tv icon.png 3–1 Adv icon.png /adv/
August 6, 2011
Elite Cup
Appearances 5 (First in 2011 4chan Summer Cup)
Best result 5th, 2013 4chan Winter Cup
Babby Cup
Appearances 7 (First in 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup)
Best result 5th, 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem Bobby McFerrin - Don't Worry, Be Happy

Goal horn The Beatles - Help!
Alt-horn
Suicide
Hollywood Undead - Bullet
Kits
Home kit Advhome-2016sbc.png
Away kit Advaway-2016sbc.png


If you would like to discuss anything about the /adv/ team, you can do so in the talk page.

Being one of the Original Sixteen, /adv/ has been a quiet yet reliable team for the entirety of the 4chan Cup. By now names like 5inchdick and S/adv/irgin are recognized by nearly all Cup spectators because of their long road traveled. They were slow to find their footing early on, ranking 8th in the inaugural 2012 Summer Cup and failing to qualify for the first Spring Babby. Things changed by Autumn 2012 with progression to the Round of 16, and improved further in the 2013 Winter Cup. It was there that /adv/ were grouped in the famous Group Hell. After hard-fought but bitter losses to /a/ and /mlp/, /adv/ were considered dead-on-arrival in their third game against /m/. What happened next, to many, was the most celebrated upset not only in team history, but in all of 4chan Cup history. /adv/ humiliated /m/ with a 6-1 blowout, confounding absolutely everyone present, relegating /m/ and /mlp/, and themselves surviving all the way to the Quarter Finals. After that, /adv/ was a quintessential yo-yo team, being relegated and then promoted from every cup right up until the 2014 Spring Babby, where they failed to promote. Most recently, they qualified for the 2016 Spring Babby Cup but fucking choked once again and did good enough to be miraculously promoted to the 2016 4chan Summer Cup after numerous other teams fucking choked on submitting exports. /adv/ now looks to take full advantage of this god-given opportunity and shock the 4chan Cup!

Exports as of 29th July 2016

Tactical Export
Aesthetics

Roster

Main Article: /adv/ Roster.

No. Position Player
1
  GK
Venting
2
  LB
Friendzoned
6
  CB
Bitches & Whores
8
  CB
S/adv/irgin
3
  RB
Shut In
4
  DMF
Ask The Opposite Gender
11
  CMF
Get It Off Your Chest
5
  LMF
5 Inch Dick Captain
7
  RMF
How Do I Get GF?
10
  SS
Relationshit
9
  CF
Suicide
No. Position Player
23
  GK
Good Guy Greg
12
  CB
1st World Problems
13
  CB
Polyamory
14
  CB
Long Distance Relationship
15
  RB
Cheating Girlfriend
16
  RB
Rape Victim
17
  LB
Femanon
18
  LB
Moralfag
19
  DMF
Fetish
20
  DMF
Degree
21
  CMF
Write A Letter
22
  CMF
Weed


History

Summer 11: The Original Team

/adv/ was one of 16 boards that entered the inaugural 4chan Cup competition, the 2011 Summer Cup with a team of players distinctly different from the sort of players that teams use today. Their first match was a 3-1 loss to /tv/, but they did form a brief losers bracket run eliminating rivals /soc/ as well /int/ before bowing out to /mu/. Their performance was just enough to put them in the top half, finishing 8th overall.

Winter 12-Winter 13: The Fall and Rise

For the 2012 Winter Cup four new boards were added. To keep the bracket from needing any byes or preliminary, the 4 least popular boards were removed from the competition to make way for Second Founding. /adv/ was one of those boards. Though the other 3 boards that were dropped soon made their return for the 2012 Spring Babby, /adv/ were disqualified for not completing their team on time and were instead replaced by /an/.

Even in the famous Group H promo, /adv/ was not considered a favorite to survive the group stage.

Their return finally came in the 2012 Autumn Babby. They started out with two draws in a row against /soc/ and /lit/ with their gold striker 5inchdick providing all their goals. With both of those teams on 4 points by /adv/’s final game they needed a win against /gif/ to advance to the knockouts and out of the babbies. A 4-0 victory secured /adv/’s place in the Winter Cup. They earned 5th place in the babbies, eventually being eliminated by rivals /r9k/ in the most dreadful match of football ever seen in the cup.

/adv/’s 2013 Winter Cup started with them being placed in Group Hell with /m/, /a/ and /mlp/. Given the strength of their opposition they were instantly deemed relegation favourites. Though there were plenty of goals in their matches against /a/ and /mlp/, they would both end up being losses for /adv/. Their final match was against the titanic /m/, ranked 2nd best team in the cup at the time. A 2 goal victory was needed to give /adv/ safety from relegation. The now legendary match between is considered by most to be one of if not the biggest upset in 4chan Cup history: /adv/ 6 - 1 /m/.

Summer 13-Winter 14: Yo-yo Seasons

The Summer Cup started with /adv/ being drawn against /mlp/ once again, /trv/ and /f/. The momentum had certainly dissipated from their previous cup run as they eventually found themselves being relegated. 1-0 losses against /trv/ and /mlp/ meant their win over /f/ was not enough for survival. AI glitches were not kind to /adv/, though the fact they did not score a single goal from open play shows how weak they were.

/adv/ were much improved for the following Autumn Babbies, where they won all three of their group matches against /asp/, /c/ and /po/ to 9 point their group and bounce back up to the elites. /toy/ defeated /adv/ in their first knockout match and eventually went on to win the babbies themselves.

Now looking to prove a point that their elimination from the elites was just a fluke, /adv/ started the 2014 Winter Cup with a win versus /cm/. When it came to a rematch against /a/, /adv/ once again let 4 goals past. Though they still had a good chance of qualifying, an embarrasing 3-7 loss against /cgl/ saw relegated /adv/ once again.

After two losses in a row in Spring 2014, /adv/ had to hope for another miracle run to begin with their match against /k/.

Spring 14-Spring 16: Stuck in the Babbies

The 2014 Spring Babbies was /adv/’s worst ever performance in a cup, failing to win a single match or even score a goal by themselves. /k/’s keeper Castle Doctrine’s own goal meant that he was /adv/’s top scorer. Losses to /pol/ and /co/ as well as draws against /k/ and /lit/ meant that they finished 34th place out of 40 teams.

Their fortunes were better for Autumn, where they managed wins over /tv/ and over /v/ in a very entertaining 5-4 match. However it was losses against /lit/ and /s/ that saw them promoted over /adv/ where a draw against either of them may have put /adv/ through instead.

Disqualification in 2012, a dreadful performance in 2014 and some bad luck in 2015 meant that the season of spring started to seem cursed. An opening win against /y/ gave /adv/ some hope early on in the campaign. The next match against /po/ saw a 69 minute long lead for /adv/ swing the other way as /po/ scored in the 88th minute and again in injury time to steal all 3 points. While they controlled the match against /cm/ for a solid 70 minutes, they failed to find the back of the net and once /cm/ got a goal the match was theirs. Mathematically relegated by their last match, a 4-2 loss to /o/ capped off another bad cup.

The poor result in spring, as well as a severe case of >no fans led to /adv/ having to compete in a fetus cup. 2 wins and a draw saw them through, and an initial win against /3/ in the 2015 Autumn Babby gave /adv/ a chance to return to the elites. Due to other results in the group, this opportunity was still there even after losses to /a/ and /toy/; the winner of their match against /s4s/ would advance in 2nd place. This picture should tell you which team went through.

3 points from 4 games meant that /adv/ would enter another fetus cup in order to qualify for the 2016 Spring Babby Cup. The tournament format saw the top teams in each group going through with the 3rd placed teams in each group entering a knockout round to replace /o/. /adv/ suffered an unfortunate draw against /biz/ followed by a humiliating 2-7 defeat to /gif/, the worst in the team's history. Victory against /fa/ was enough to see them through to the playoffs where they looked a lot stronger, easily dispatching /toy/ and /vg/ to claim the last spot for Spring.

2016 Spring was kicked off for /adv/ with a match against rivals /r9k/ which they lost 2-1. A 4-2 victory against /c/ and 1-0 defeat to /vr/ meant a third place finish in their group. This initially looked like it at least avoided a situation where /adv/ would need to enter another fetus cup by finishing just 3 places from advancing. It was then that powerful meme magic finally allowed /adv/ a return to the elite cups after 2 and a half long years.

Results

Recent form: L-W-W-L-W

2016 Results

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers Notes
August 21, 2016 M icon.png /m/ 2016 Summer Cup - Quarter Finals TBD
August 20, 2016 S4s icon.png /s4s/ 2016 Summer Cup - Round of 16 3-0 W Suicide Goal 9'77'
Relationshit Goal 86'
August 14, 2016 An icon.png /an/ 2016 Summer Cup - Group Stage 4-2 L How do I get GF? Goal 3'
5 Inch Dick Goal 87'
August 12, 2016 Lit icon.png /lit/ 2016 Summer Cup - Group Stage 3-5 W Suicide Goal 20'57'82'
Relationshit Goal 44'63'
Full match (Dailymotion)
Highlights (Dailymotion)
August 6, 2016 Pol icon.png /pol/ 2016 Summer Cup - Group Stage 1-8 W Suicide Goal 23'29'38'45'56'81'
How Do I Get GF? Goal 35'
Relationshit Goal 62'
Full match (Dailymotion)
Highlights (Dailymotion)
Suicide set the record for most goals scored by an individual in one match
May 14, 2016 Vr icon.png /vr/ 2016 Spring Babby Cup - Group Stage 0-1 L Full match (Dailymotion)
May 8, 2016 C icon.png /c/ 2016 Spring Babby Cup - Group Stage 4-2 W Suicide Goal 35'50'90'
Relationshit Goal 39'
Full match (Dailymotion)
May 6, 2016 R9k icon.png /r9k/ 2016 Spring Babby Cup - Group Stage 2-1 L Relationshit Goal 86' Full match (Dailymotion)
April 17, 2016 Vg icon.png /vg/ 2016 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers -
Play-off Final
3-1 W Relationshit Goal 51'
Weed Goal 88'
How do I get GF? Goal 90+3'
Full match (Dailymotion)
April 17, 2016 Toy icon.png /toy/ 2016 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers -
Play-off Semi Final
4-1 W Suicide Goal 3'
How do I get GF? Goal 14'
Relationshit Goal 82'
5 Inch Dick Goal 89'
Full match (Dailymotion)
April 16, 2016 Fa icon.png /fa/ 2016 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group Stage 2-1 W Suicide Goal 58'
Relationshit Goal 86'
Full match (Dailymotion)
April 15, 2016 Gif icon.png /gif/ 2016 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group Stage 2-7 L 5 Inch Dick Goal 15'
Suicide Goal 66'
Full match (Dailymotion)
April 15, 2016 Biz icon.png /biz/ 2016 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group Stage 3-3 D Relationshit Goal 24'45+1'
Suicide Goal 50'
Full match (Dailymotion)

2015 Results

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers Notes
November 8, 2015 S4s icon.png /s4s/ 2015 Autumn Babby Cup - Group Stage 1-2 L Femanon Goal 12' Full match (Dailymotion)
November 7, 2015 Toy icon.png /toy/ 2015 Autumn Babby Cup - Group Stage 3-4 L Relationshit Goal 23'
Suicide Goal 36'
Weed Goal 78'
Full match (Dailymotion)
November 1, 2015 A icon.png /a/ 2015 Autumn Babby Cup - Group Stage 2-1 L Suicide Goal 63' Full match (Dailymotion)
October 30, 2015 3 icon.png /3/ 2015 Autumn Babby Cup - Group Stage 2-0 W 5 Inch Dick Goal 6'
Relationshit Goal 55'
Full match (Dailymotion)
October 3, 2015 T icon.png /t/ 2015 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 4-3 W 5-Inch Dick Goal 7'90+'
Relationshit Goal 45+'
Suicide Goal 49'
October 3, 2015 Out icon.png /out/ 2015 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 2-1 W Suicide Goal 16'
Relationshit Goal 75'
Full match (Dailymotion)
October 3, 2015 Diy icon.png /diy/ 2015 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 0-0 D Full match (Dailymotion)
May 10, 2015 O icon.png /o/ 2015 Spring Babby Cup - Group Stage 4-2 L RelationshitGoal 42'
SuicideGoal 59'
May 8, 2015 Cm icon.png /cm/ 2015 Spring Babby Cup - Group Stage 3-0 L
May 2, 2015 Po icon.png /po/ 2015 Spring Babby Cup - Group Stage 2-1 L Suicide Goal 19'
April 25, 2015 Y icon.png /y/ 2015 Spring Babby Cup - Group Stage 3-2 W Suicide Goal 12'83'
Shungiku Nakamura Scored 61'

2014 Results

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers Notes
November 2, 2014 V icon.png /v/ 2014 Autumn Babby Cup - Group Stage 5-4 W Relationshit Goal 27'40'
5 Inch Dick Goal 32'
Suicide Goal 48'
Polyamory Goal 69'
Highlights(Youtube)
October 31, 2014 S icon.png /s/ 2014 Autumn Babby Cup - Group Stage 2-0 L Highlights (Youtube)
October 25, 2014 Tv icon.png /tv/ 2014 Autumn Babby Cup - Group Stage 3-0 W SuicideGoal 41'47'58' Full Replay (Twitch)
Highlights (Youtube)
October 19, 2014 Lit icon.png /lit/ 2014 Autumn Babby Cup - Group Stage 3-2 L SuicideGoal 24'
5inchdick Goal 90+'
Full Replay (Twitch)
Highlights (Youtube)
June 1st, 2014 Vr icon.png /vr/ 2014 Summer Cup Friendlies 0-0 D
May 30th, 2014 Tg icon.png /tg/ 2014 Summer Cup Friendlies 1-3 L OKCupid Goal 68' Full replay (Twitch)
April 20, 2014 Lit icon.png /lit/ 2014 Spring Babby Cup - Group Stage 0-0 D Full replay (Twitch)
Full replay (Youtube)
April 18, 2014 K icon.png /k/ 2014 Spring Babby Cup - Group Stage 1-1 D Castle Doctrine Scored 8' Full replay (Twitch)
Full replay (Youtube)
April 12, 2014 Co icon.png /co/ 2014 Spring Babby Cup - Group Stage 0-2 L Full replay (Twitch)
Full replay (Youtube)
April 5, 2014 Pol icon.png /pol/ 2014 Spring Babby Cup - Group Stage 0-3 L Full replay (Twitch)
Full replay (Youtube)
February 22, 2014 Cgl icon.png /cgl/ 2014 Winter Cup - Group Stage 3-7 L 5inchdick Goal 2'
S/adv/irgin Goal 24'71'
Full replay
February 16, 2014 A icon.png /a/ 2014 Winter Cup - Group Stage 2-4 L 5inchdick Goal 59'83' Full replay
February 14, 2014 Cm icon.png /cm/ 2014 Winter Cup - Group Stage 2-1 W Cheating GF Goal 37'
5inchdick Goal 45+'
Full replay
January 26, 2014 S icon.png /s/ 2014 Winter Cup Friendlies 0-0 D Full replay
January 12, 2014 U icon.png /u/ 2014 Winter Cup Friendlies 3-0 L Full replay

2013 Results

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers Notes
November 30, 2013 Toy icon.png /toy/ 2013 Autumn Babby Cup - Round of 16 2-0 L Full replay
Highlights
November 23, 2013 Po icon.png /po/ 2013 Autumn Babby Cup - Group Stage 1-0 W S/adv/irgin Goal 22' Full replay
Highlight
November 17, 2013 C icon.png /c/ 2013 Autumn Babby Cup - Group Stage 1-0 W S/adv/irgin Goal 7' Full replay
Highlight
November 15, 2013 Asp icon.png /asp/ 2013 Autumn Babby Cup - Group Stage 4-1 W 5inchdick Goal 22'
Friendzoned Goal 53'
S/adv/rigin Goal 63'
Cheating GF Goal 85'
Full replay
Highlights
September 22, 2013 Ck icon.png /ck/ 2013 Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 2-1 L S/adv/irgin Goal 60' Full replay (6mins)
September 21, 2013 D icon.png /d/ 2013 Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 1-0 W S/adv/irgin Goal 58'
August 25, 2013 Trv icon.png /trv/ 2013 Summer Cup - Group Stage 1-0 L Highlight
August 23, 2013 F icon.png /f/ 2013 Summer Cup - Group Stage 2-1 W S/adv/irgin Goal 62'
5inchdick Goal 68'
Highlights (3m 47secs)
August 17, 2013 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ 2013 Summer Cup - Group Stage 1-0 L Highlight
July 21, 2013 Asp icon.png /asp/ 2013 Summer Cup Friendlies 4-2 L S/adv/irgin Goal 34'
Cheating GF Goal 44'
Full replay
July 14, 2013 Jp icon.png /jp/ 2013 Summer Cup Friendlies 3-1 W 5inchdick Goal 26'57'
S/adv/irgin Goal 51'
April 7, 2013 Sci icon.png /sci/ 2013 Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 2-1 W Cheating GF Goal 5'
5inchdick Goal 90+1'
April 5, 2013 Trv icon.png /trv/ 2013 Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 3-1 W Cheating GF Goal 3'81'
5inchdick Goal 78'
February 24, 2013 Sp icon.png /sp/ 2013 Winter Cup - Quarter-Finals 3-1 L 1stworldproblems Goal 51' Highlights
February 23, 2013 V icon.png /v/ 2013 Winter Cup - Round of 16 3-2 W 5inchdick Goal 2'56'
S/adv/irgin Goal 54'
Highlights
February 17, 2013 M icon.png /m/ 2013 Winter Cup - Group Stage 6-1 W 5inchdick Goal 3'30'
S/adv/irgin Goal 45+1'49'63'
Friendzoned Goal 56'
Highlights
February 15, 2013 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ 2013 Winter Cup - Group Stage 4-2 L S/adv/irgin Goal 23'
5inchdick Goal 52'
Highlights
February 9, 2013 A icon.png /a/ 2013 Winter Cup - Group Stage 4-3 L S/adv/irginGoal 18'63'
FemanonGoal 40'
Highlights

2011/12 Results

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers Notes
December 15, 2012 Hr icon.png /hr/ 2013 Winter Cup Friendlies 0-0 D Clrs' first game as manager.
October 21, 2012 R9k icon.png /r9k/ 2012 Autumn Babby Cup - Quarter Finals 0-0 D
(2-3 L)
October 21, 2012 H icon.png /h/ 2012 Autumn Babby Cup - Round of 16 1-0 W Beta As FuckGoal 44'
October 20, 2012 Gif icon.png /gif/ 2012 Autumn Babby Cup - Group Stage 4-0 W SuicideGoal 8'
5inchdick Goal 15'31'75'
October 14, 2012 Lit icon.png /lit/ 2012 Autumn Babby Cup - Group Stage 1-1 D 5inchdick Goal ?'
October 13, 2012 Soc icon.png /soc/ 2012 Autumn Babby Cup - Group Stage 2-2 D 5inchdick Goal 5'55'
September 29, 2012 Fa icon.png /fa/ 2012 Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 2-0 L
September 15, 2012 G icon.png /g/ 2012 Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 3-1 L Beta As Fuck Goal 5'
June 2, 2012 Fit icon.png /fit/ 2012 Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 3-2 L Beta As Fuck Goal 23'
5inchdickGoal 33'
June 2, 2012 Gif icon.png /gif/ 2012 Summer Cup Friendlies 2-2 D Beta As Fuck Goal 42'85'
May 26, 2012 Soc icon.png /soc/ 2012 Summer Cup Friendlies 2-0 L
May 12, 2012 R9k icon.png /r9k/ 2012 Summer Cup Friendlies 2-0 W Cheating GF Goal 45+1'47'
February 25, 2012 R9k icon.png /r9k/ 2012 Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 3-1 W ???
February 19, 2012 Soc icon.png /soc/ 2012 Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 2-1 L ???
August, 2011 Mu icon.png /mu/ 2011 Summer Cup - Losers' Bracket - Round 3 2-0 L ???
August, 2011 Int icon.png /int/ 2011 Summer Cup - Losers' Bracket - Round 2 3-0 W ???
August, 2011 Soc icon.png /soc/ 2011 Summer Cup - Losers' Bracket - Round 1 2-0 W ???
August, 2011 Tv icon.png /tv/ 2011 Summer Cup - Winners' Bracket - Round 1 3-1 L ???

Cup Record

Event Place
2017 4chan Winter Cup TBD
2016 4chan Summer Cup TBD
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup 19th (3rd in group, Promoted)
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers 9th (Qualified through playoffs)
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 30th (3rd in group, Relegated)
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 1st (Qualified)
2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup 34th (4th in group)
2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 19th (3rd in group)
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup 37th (5th in group)
2014 4chan Winter Cup 27th (3rd in group, Relegated)
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 13th (Ro16, Promoted)
2013 4chan Summer Cup 20th (3rd in group, Relegated)
2013 4chan Winter Cup 6th (Quarter-finals)
2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 5th (Quarter-finals, Promoted)
2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Disqualified
2011 4chan Summer Cup 8th (Loser's R3)

Goal Scorers

This table doesn't include goals from the 2012 Spring Babby Cup Friendlies.
Inactive players have a grey background.
Own goals have a red background.

Player Goals
Suicide 32
5inchdick 30
Relationshit 18
S/adv/irgin 17
Cheating Girlfriend 8
Original Sixteen team 6
Beta as Fuck 5
How do I get GF? 4
Femanon 2
Friendzoned 2
Weed 2
First World Problems 1
Polyamory 1
OKCupid 1
Shungiku Nakamura /cm/ Cm icon.png 1
Castle Doctrine /k/ K icon.png 1

Awards

Team Awards

Winter Cup 2013

Autumn Babby 2014

Match of the Tournament: /adv/ Adv icon.png 5 - 4 V icon.png /v/

Old Logos

Rivalries

R9k logo.png
The Beta Bowl

Sharing so many identical features, /adv/'s main rival is the once-feared ROBOT9000, now a festering shell of its former self as ROBOT9001. Matches between the two sides usually result in no-score draws due to both teams being scared of touching the ball in case anything bad happens.

2-0-2