/t/

/t/
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/t/ - Torrents
Founded July 2014 IRL manager Pybro !!yedsL+TcZbV Team colors Chat color CB2D30 Pirated Red Ranking 46 ( 4) Highest rank 27 (March 24, 2015) Lowest rank 49 (November 9, 2014) Top scorer Limewire (8) Top assister Censored Porn (1) Captain Limewire Website /t/ - Torrents Nickname pira/t/es
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 4 6 14 24 16.67%
GF GA GD 42 66 -24
Biggest win /t/  5–3  /y/ October 8, 2016 Biggest defeat /t/  0–4  /3/ October 31, 2014 First match /b/  0–1  /t/ October 18, 2014
Elite Cup Appearances 1 (First in 2015 4chan Winter Cup) Best result 20th, 2015 4chan Winter Cup Babby Cup Appearances 2 (First in 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup) Best result 10th, 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem Don't Copy That Floppy Cup Winning Anthem Los Autenticos Decadentes - Los Piratas Goal horn Alestorm - You Are A Pirate Hat Trick horn Alexandr Pistoletov - Pirates of the Caribbean Alternate goal horn MIXTAPE Alt goalhorn Alternate goal horn ShepardTDS alt horn
Kits
Home kit Away kit

Welcome to the page of Athletic Football Club /t/, one of the oldest boards in this competition.

Players

Main article: /t/ Roster.

No. Position Player 99   GK Bukkake 27   CB TPB 36   CB MEGAfags 7   RB Black on Jap 35   LB White on Jap 13   AMF >>696969 54   CMF DMCA 42   CMF Legal Loli 5   SS Limewire 16   SS uTorrent 10   CF ShepardTDS

No. Position Player 26   GK Shemales 25   CB Deluge 18   CB Pira/t/e Radio 17   RB The Klub 20   RB Ol' Greg 14   AMF 3DPD Waifus 3   LB 3-D Futa 12   AMF Red Sticky 32   LB IT'S ALIVE 2   CB Virtual Winality 89   CF MIXTAPES 15   AMF Pho/t/o Anon

Cup History

2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup - Setting Sail For The Winter Cup

Following some drama involving management and the 4chan Cup Committee's decision on whether /t/ would get in, /fit/'s goalkeepers failed the mandatory pre-cup drug tests. Due to this, /fit/ was disqualified and /t/ took their spot in Group G in this cup. Since /t/ didn't have any official friendlies to play before the cup, no one knew what to expect from them, and /b/ really, really didn't like /t/ after the pirates won 1-0 in their debut match. /t/'s offense was efficient with 5 shots in the match, and all of them being on target. What was more shocking was that they accomplished this while their manager was unavailable for the match. The /t/yrants were not done with their surprising run yet, and their next victim was /k/, the 2012 4chan Winter Cup champions. Though the /k/ommandos started strong, their tactics had them play very slow football, while the younger /t/ side was full of energy for all 90+ minutes and with time, /t/ won 2-1 while having double the shots that /k/ did.

After that display, an infamous match took place between /t/ and /d/. At first, the pira/t/es seemed to be getting destroyed by the /d/eviants, but /t/ was able to come back to draw 2-2 with their manager being absent once again. What made this infamous was that /d/ took 3 times the shots that /t/ did, but Bukkake made 10 saves to keep /t/ safe, all in the second half. This led to some arguments among fans as to whether goalkeepers should have their stats watered down for the next cup. Nevertheless, /t/ got a vital point from this match that confirmed their entry into the 2015 4chan Winter Cup after /b/ won 2-0 against /d/. /t/ sailed away to the Round of 16 battered and bruised after a 4-0 loss to /3/ that brought the team back down to Earth. Soon enough, the newcomers were forced to walk the plank against /sci/: Limewire's late goal forced the match to go into extra time, and eventually the penalty kicks came. Despite having double the shots that /sci/ did, /t/ could not avoid penalty kicks and lost their composure during the penalty shoot-out where /sci/ won 3-2.

2015 - JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

The draw for the 2015 Winter Cup group stage sent /t/ into a tough group: the /t/yrants joined Group H, which had /e/ (runner-up of the 2014 Autumn Babby Cup), /gd/ (a rising team famous for relegating /sp/), and /u/ (2014 Summer Cup quarterfinalists). In a hard-fought match, /t/ made their debut in a major 4chan cup with a 3-2 win over /gd/. Though /t/ started strong in the cup, their offense became shy in the next match against /e/, where /t/ could only manage to have two shots in a 2-1 loss. Bukkake had another strong performance here with 9 saves, but /e/'s aggression was just too much for the pirates.

These results meant that /t/ only needed to draw against /u/ to get past the group stage and become a nuevo elite team. Unfortunately, the pira/t/es fell apart here, and Bukkake couldn't work her magic this time in a 4-1 loss. This relegated /t/ to the 2015 Spring Babby Cup.

In said cup, /t/ had to rescue a 3-3 draw against /pol/ in their first group stage match. The defense needed serious improvements to be of any use in the PES 2015 era of the cup. Without any goals to fight back, /t/ lost 3-0 to /co/ and was already in a desperate situation. /m/ showed no mercy against /t/'s leaky defense: despite fighting back, the pirates lost 3-2, and were mathematically unable to get promoted to the Summer Cup.

This poor form left /t/ in Pot 5 for the next cup. At first, this didn't matter much since the Babby Cup Qualifiers were removed after the 2013 Autumn Babby Cup. However, in a strange turn of events, the qualifiers were brought back for the 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, and /t/ was arbitrarily sent to them, along with /adv/, /out/, and /diy/. Though some fans figured this only involved low tier teams with little to no fans and thus, didn't care about how teams were picked, others weren't happy about the teams being chosen since it would naturally lead to the "Why X and not Y?" argument, as well as suspicions of bias.

With all that being said, the fact remained that /t/ had to prove that they deserved to play in the Autumn Babby Cup, and they proceeded to embarrass themselves like never before. The qualifiers quickly became a nightmare for /t/ with /out/ dominating the pira/t/es in a 4-1 win. Afterwards, /t/ kept sinking without any signs of life as they lost 2-0 to /diy/. Due to the two defeats, it was looking like /t/ might not even get to play in the Autumn Babby Cup without a combination of results going their way. Against /adv/, /t/ played their hearts out and came back from being down 3-1 to draw 3-3 at one point, but a late 5-Inch Dick goal sealed /t/'s fate.

Some viewers pointed out that this was, in fact, the worst fall from grace in the history of the 4chan cup. In one year, /t/ went from being an elite team to losing all matches in the revived Babby Cup Qualifiers.

2016 - Full Laughingstock Mode

In the new world of PES 2016, /t/ were left to rot in the Fetus, with no fans, no wins in a year, and nobody putting even slight faith into the team. A fetus draw consisting of "resurgent" /trv/, ass-backwards /y/, and newfags /p/ seemingly gave at least some sign of hope for /t/. However, two straight 4-3 losses and an inability to manage a win in their final match kept /t/ aborted in unsurprising fashion.

The 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers would be believed by many to be another disappointment for the copiers of the floppy. A 3-1 loss to /co/ surely seemed to remedy that belief, putting them in last place of the 4-team group after 1 game. Then, /t/ would face another fetus favorite in the form of /po/. This time, /t/ seemed to get a grip on things and ended up with a 3-3 draw, but still without that one win that had eluded them in nearly 2 years. The final game of the qualifiers was set. All /t/ needed was to do was win against /y/, and win by at least 2 goals. It seemed that the stage was set for a predictable hold by Yaranaika and his yaoi fanclub, and the pira/t/es needed to come alive and achieve a miracle to flip the script. A lone goal by uTorrent put /t/ in the most dangerous lead after the first half, but the second half was even more so. After nearly two years of incessant, nonstop bullying from every other team in the cup, /t/ decided it was time to wake up. And wake up they did, pulling off a 5-3 victory over the despaired /y/. It was not only their first win in nearly 2 years, but it was also the win that mattered enough for /t/ to advance over /co/ and return to their first Babby since the Spring of 2015.

/t/ Match History

Official Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Video
October 18, 2014	/b/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-0 W	Limewire  71'
October 24, 2014	/k/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-1 W	Yellow Fever  62' Limewire  78'
October 26, 2014	/d/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-2 D	Free Brokep  29' Censored Porn  61'
October 31, 2014	/3/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4-0 L
November 8, 2014	/sci/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-1 L (2-3 PK)	Limewire  86'	Penalty Kicks
February 14, 2015	/gd/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	3-2 W	uTorrent  51' Yellow Fever  56' Limewire  75'
February 20, 2015	/e/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 L	Limewire  59'
February 22, 2015	/u/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	1-4 L	H33T  66'
April 25, 2015	/pol/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3-3 D	Limewire  34' DMCA  89', 90+'
May 1, 2015	/co/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-3 L
May 3, 2015	/m/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-3 L	DMCA  52' Censored Porn  83'
May 10, 2015	/gif/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-2 D	Limewire  7' uTorrent  30'
October 3, 2015	/out/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	1-4 L	uTorrent  83'
October 3, 2015	/diy/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	0-2 L
October 3, 2015	/adv/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	3-4 L	DMCA  12', 80' Limewire  63'
April 15, 2016	/trv/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	3-4 L	DMCA  20' Limewire  67', 90+5'
April 16, 2016	/p/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	3-4 L	uTorrent  31', 41', 79'
April 17, 2016	/y/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	1-1 D	Limewire  23'
October 8, 2016	/co/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	1-3 L	uTorrent  8'
October 8, 2016	/po/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	3-3 D	uTorrent  51' Limewire  63' Mixtapes!  77'
October 8, 2016	/y/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	5-3 W	uTorrent  30', 74' >>696969  55' Limewire  62' Mixtapes!  87'
October 29, 2016	/mu/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-3 L	Limewire  13'
November 4, 2016	/g/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-3 D	Limewire  64' Mixtapes!  76' uTorrent  81'
November 6, 2016	/tv/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-5 L

Unofficial Matches

These are results from unofficial events and they're not counted in the W-D-L record.

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
November 28, 2014	/sp/	Thanksgiving Bowl	2-1 W	Limewire  9', 53'
November 29, 2014	/s4s/	Thanksgiving Bowl	0-1 L
January 10, 2015	/y/	Jenkey Memorial Cup	1-4 L	μTorrent  56'
January 10, 2015	/diy/	Jenkey Memorial Cup	0-4 L
January 11, 2015	/vr/	Jenkey Memorial Cup	2-3 L	μTorrent  2', 35'
January 16, 2015	/m/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-1 L	μTorrent  44'
January 23, 2015	/d/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-1 L	H33t  17'
February 27, 2015	/po/	2015 Winter Loser Ball	2-1 W	Limewire  2' μTorrent  58'
February 27, 2015	/toy/	2015 Winter Loser Ball	1-2 L	Limewire  90'
February 27, 2015	/an/	2015 Winter Loser Ball	2-2 (4-5) L	H33t  6', 57'
July 18, 2015	/b/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	6-1 W	Yellow Fever  8', 75' Limewire  33', 61', 90+' uTorrent  66'
July 19, 2015	/v/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	Yellow Fever  76' Limewire  82'
August 21, 2015	/vp/	Lark's Madness	2-1 L	uTorrent  ??'

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Individual Honors

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  2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup All-Stars: Bukkake

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Assthetics

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Trivia

• Pybro (the team's first manager) lives in the US, but is actually from Argentina, a country where access to The Pirate Bay is blocked.
• All but one of /t/'s wins so far were in the PES 2014 era of the 4chan cup. During this time, Bukkake had 28 saves in her matches, with an average of 5.6 saves per match.
• /t/'s win against /y/ marks (and also ends) the longest winless streak in the history of the 4chan Cup.