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There's always next year!*
/shorks/ - San Jose Sharks
Founded 1991 Manager Peter DeBoer Owner Hasso Plattner IRL manager XEon8x !!zIlZPeUu7xI Team colors Chat color 006D75 Deep Pacific teal Top scorer () Top assister () Captain Cooch Website /shorks/ - San Jose Sharks Nickname Team Teal, Sharkies
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  –  TBD Biggest defeat TBD  –  TBD First match TBD  –  TBD
Team music
Anthem Seek & Destroy Victory Anthem Rock and Roll All Nite Goal horn Get Ready for This
Kits

Roster

No. Position Player 31   GK Martin "Soft Goals" Jones 12   LB St. Patrick Marleau 44   CB Pickles 9   CB Chimpout Kane 62   RB Straight To Da Banc 45   DMF REFS PLEASE HELP US 65   CMF >8 x 11.5 88   CMF Burnsie 48   AMF Teenage Mutant Ninja Hertl 39   SS Cooch 19   CF Jumbo Joe

No. Position Player 20   GK Nabby Says No 11   CB Owen Nolan's Called Shot 92   CB S.J. Sharkie 71   CB 71 Losses 24   CB Wilson OUT 28   LB It's Timo Time 20   LB Marcus Scorensen 22   RB Dan Boyle's OT Special 94   RB The Great Red Wing Upset of '94 30   DMF >IT WAS 3-0 89   DMF Presidents' Trophy Choke Job of '09 16   DMF The Unchoking of 2016 (almost)

* "Next year" never fucking comes.