/a/

/a/non's with his waifu, all's right in the world.

/a/ - Anime & Manga

Founded

August 2011

IRL manager

Jnt
Kirakino

Team colors

Chat color

FF0099
Sakura Pink

Ranking

11 (

8)

Highest rank

1 (August 2011)

Lowest rank

55 (May 2019)

Top scorer

Cowboy Bebop (120)

Top assister

Cowboy Bebop (50)

Captain

Cowboy Bebop

Website

/a/ - Anime & Manga

Nickname

The /a/nons

Home ground

Akihabara Denki Gai

Historic performance

65	21	62			148				43.92%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
324	283	+41

Biggest win
/a/	7–0	/n/
October 28, 2023

Biggest defeat
/a/	0–7	/fit/
August 13, 2016

First match
/mu/	0–2	/a/
August 6, 2011

Elite Cup
Appearances	14 (First in 2011 4chan Summer Cup)
Best result	Champions, 2011 4chan Summer Cup
Babby Cup
Appearances	18 (First in 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup)
Best result	4th, 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

Team music

Anthem	The Red Ambassadress
Victory Anthem	Super☆Affection

Goal horn	Colors
Cowboy Bebop Brace	Tank!
Pierce The Heavens Goal Horn	Sorairo Days
ENTER Goalhorn	Fierce Battle Against A Mighty Foe
Yotsuba Brace	Crescent Cutlass
Yotsuba Hat Trick/90+ comeback	Out of Control

Kits

Home kit
Away kit
Third kit
Fourth kit
Fifth kit
Sixth kit
Seventh kit
Eighth kit

/a/, the winners of the inaugural 2011 4chan Summer Cup, are a mainstay of the 4chan Cup theater and have a loyal following. The team features different anime with each season, though some remain as permanent figures since the beginning of time. /a/ is a very proud board, where shitting on someone's anime taste is generally not a good idea.

Current Export

Summer 24 Aesthetics
Music Export Summer 2024

Roster

Current Roster Main Article: /a/ Roster.

No.

Position

Player

999

	GK

W I D E F A C E

5

	CB

Smug Anime Face

22

	CB

Inferno Cop

17

	RB

Puffy Vulva

40

	LB

I M A G I N E

0

	DMF

Lelouch

6

	CMF

DESU

7

	CMF

ENTER

10

	SS

PIERCE THE HEAVENS

11

	SS

COWBOY BEBOP

404

	CF

Yotsuba

No.

Position

Player

0

	GK

QUALITY

666

	CB

Sakurafish

3

	CB

Boku No Pico

67

	CB

Nah, I'd Win

2

	RB

Bocchi 2 Bocchi

17

	RB

Nyanpasu~

IV

	LB

Panzer Vor!

8

	LB

Truck-Kun

14

	DMF

You're Waifu

1

	DMF

KILL YOURSELF

12

	CMF

Vape Duck

99

	CMF

"THAT"

Former Players
Click here to show

2021 10th Anniversary Roster Main Article: /a/ Roster.

No.

Position

Player

#1

	GK

Accelerator

#shit

	RB

You're Waifu

#145

	CB

I M A G I N E

#6

	CB

Sakurafish

#69

	LB

Boku no Pico

#07

	DMF

Spinzaku

#555

	CMF

King of GETs

#12

	SS

Inferno Cop

#18

	SS

Truck-kun

#404

	SS

Yotsuba

#11

	CF

Cowboy Bebop

No.

Position

Player

#2

	GK

W I D E F A C E

#11

	RB

The Struggler

#14

	LB

Chaika

#sup

	CB

Mugi

#20

	CB

Are you frustrated

#0

	CB

QUALITY

#999

	DMF

"THAT"

#3

	DMF

Smug Anime Face

#8

	CMF

Desu

#4.0

	CMF

Sasuga Anno

#9

	CMF

Chinese Electric Batman

#60

	CMF

Bert is a Titan

Former Players

No.

Position

Player

#xx

	CF

Bert is A Titan

#xx

	CF

GARcher

/fgog/

#xx

	SS

Mugi

#xx

	SS

Fast Wheels

#xx

	SS

Kyon-kun Denwa

#xx

	AMF

Tsubasa Oozora

#xx

	AMF

Gorespammer

#xx

	AMF

Giorgio

#xx

	AMF

Tomoko

/c/

#xx

	CMF

Shimarin

#xx

	CMF

Potatoes

/u/

#xx

	CMF

"That"

#xx

	CMF

KUBOOOOOOOOOOO

#xx

	CMF

NANA WILLS IT

/SGG/

#xx

	CMF

O MY RUBBER NEN

#xx

	CMF

Loli Hitler

#xx

	CMF

Satania-sama

/g/

#xx

	CMF

Luluco

#xx

	CMF

(You)

/llsifg/

#xx

	CMF

Memeboy

#xx

	CMF

IT'S JOKE

/llsifg/

#xx

	CMF

Chaika

/c/

/s4s/

#xx

	CMF

Ren-chon

#xx

	CMF

BATORU

#xx

	CMF

Ryuuko Matoi

/e/

#xx

	CMF

Lain

/soc/

/f/

#xx

	CMF

Evangelion

/w/

#xx

	CMF

Gantz

#xx

	CMF

Ararararagi-kun

/wsg/

#xx

	DMF

Kaban-chan

#xx

	DMF

Kanna

#xx

	DMF

My Wife Aoba

#xx

	DMF

Nice Boat

#xx

	DMF

Papa Bones

#xx

	DMF

YEEART

#xx

	DMF

8man

#xx

	DMF

Kircheis

#xx

	DMF

Yamakan

#xx

	DMF

Slaine Troyard

#xx

	DMF

Best Girl Thread

/c/

#xx

	DMF

Monokuma

/drg/

#xx

	DMF

Grumpy Jii-san

#xx

	DMF

Morning Lezcue

#xx

	DMF

I'm L@dy

/@/

#xx

	DMF

SHAFT

#xx

	DMF

Akagi Shigeru

#xx

	DMF

Yunocchi

/c/

#xx

	CB

King of GETS

#xx

	AMF

Chaika

#xx

	DMF

Miku chan drop kick

No.

Position

Player

#xx

	RB

Sakura Kinomoto

#xx

	RB

Tailred

#xx

	RB

ERU ERUFU

#xx

	RB

Chinese Electric Batman

#xx

	RB

Goku

#xx

	LB

HELLSHAKE YANO

#xx

	LB

Magical Girl (male)

#xx

	CB

Anone Anone

#xx

	CB

KAIJI

#xx

	CB

Keit-Ai

#xx

	CB

Sasuga Diana

#xx

	CB

Jojo

#xx

	CB

Guts

#xx

	CB

Spinzaku

#xx

	CB

UMR

#xx

	CB

Teh Rei

#xx

	CB

One-Punch Man

#xx

	CB

Swagamoto

#xx

	CB

Anno

#xx

	CB

THE STRONGEST MAN IN THE WORLD

#xx

	CB

Kamina

#xx

	CB

Kenshiro

#xx

	CB

Kanye-sama

/mu/

#xx

	CB

Spooky Ougi

#xx

	CB

Worst Matsu

/cm/

#xx

	CB

Oyasumi Punpun

#xx

	CB

Bukki

#xx

	CB

Kaiki Best Girl

#xx

	CB

TADA BANRI

#xx

	CB

Guillotine Gorilla

#xx

	CB

>rotoscoping

#xx

	CB

HORA HORA HORA

#xx

	CB

JOHJ

#xx

	CB

Dark Flame Mastah

#xx

	GK

Accel Spammer

#xx

	GK

Onii-sama

#xx

	GK

DATABASE

#xx

	GK

HERO KENZAN

#xx

	GK

Korbo

/c/

#xx

	GK

Wakabayashi

#xx

	GK

Accelerator

#xx

	AMF

LIVE

#xx

	DMF

P R O C R E A T E

#xx

	DMF

Spinzaku

#xx

	CB

Are you frustrated?

Players with other team logos have transferred.

Team History

Main article: :/a/ History

2023 - present

[soon tm]

Music Corner

Contact Info

We're always looking for people to help us out, don't be afraid to ask if there is anything you can do! See the Contact page if you need to get in touch with us.

We won't always have a thread up on /a/ so if you want to be kept in the loop, feel free to join the team discord server. If Discord is too cringe and you want to contact us another way, you can try yelling at us on the /vg/ thread (/4ccg/)

Match History

Main article: :/a/ Match History

Cup records

Competition	Win	Draw	Loss	End result	Notes
2011 4chan Summer Cup	8	0	1	Championship	First championship GET
2012 4chan Winter Cup	0	0	2	Loser Rd 1	>can't even win in the loser's bracket
2012 4chan Summer Cup	1	1	1	Group B 3rd	>mfw, 3rd place in group, but still not relegated
2013 4chan Winter Cup	3	0	0	QF	One win and one loss removed due to Dragongate
2013 4chan Summer Cup	3	1	1	QF	Lost to height abuse
2014 4chan Winter Cup	4	2	1	Runner up	>can't win championship despite getting Golden Boot and Golden Glove
2014 4chan Summer Cup	0	2	1	Group stage	>tfw, relegation
2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2	1	1	Group stage	>couldn't even beat /out/
2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2	0	2	Group stage	Thanks, Imouto.
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4	0	1	Round of 16	Twelve Point Master Race & curse
2016 4chan Winter Cup	1	0	2	Group stage	>almost won wooden spoon
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1	0	2	Group stage	At least, we tried.
2016 4chan Summer Cup	2	0	1	Group stage	We weren't supposed to be here anyways
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1	0	2	Group stage	JUST
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	1	2	0	Qualified	Oh look we're going up
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0	0	3	Group stage	>couldn't even win one fucking game
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	2	0	1	Qualified	>implying Fetus means anything
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4	0	3	4th Place	>losing on benuldies TWICE
2018 4chan Winter Cup	1	1	1	Group Stage	Fuck you, Keit-ai.
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1	0	3	Group Stage	>losing to an autopilot
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	1	1	1	Group Stage	>couldn't even advance from fucking qualifiers
2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0	2	1	Group Stage	>couldn't even beat two autopilots and fucking /bant/
2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	1	1	1	Qualified	>couldn't even beat fucking /bant/.........again
2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0	1	2	Group Stage	>losing to a Christmas tree
2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	1	0	2	Group Stage	/bant/ was finally beaten, but at what cost?
2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1	0	2	Group Stage	>King of DERPs
2021 4chan World Cup	1	0	2	Group Stage	>Score 10 goals, but give up 11
2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0	1	3	Group Stage	0 fucks given
2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1	0	3	Group Stage
2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	0	0	3	Group Stage	>spooning the fetus
2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1	1	2	Round of 16	Promoted again to elites after a thriller 0-0 vs /sp/. Lost vs /co/ in round of 16
2023 4chan Summer Cup	0	2	1	Group Stage	Relegated again. Won't forget 2 own goals vs /tv/
2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4	0	1	Quarterfinals	Scored a lot of goals, Bebop got a 9.0, Yotsuba golden boot
2024 4chan Winter Cup	2	0	2	Round of 16	Won against /jp/ in groups.Lost to /f/ in R16
2024 4chan Summer Cup	2	1	1	Round of 16	Defeated the current champion at the time /pw/ and topped the group. Lost to /mlp/ in R16

Totals

Competition	Win	Draw	Loss	Notes
Elite cup matches	28	10	17
Babby cup matches	28	10	39
Official friendlies	9	1	6	>Friendlies that are official

Overall	65	21	62

Goalscoring Statistics

Through 2024 Summer Cup

Player	Career Goals
Cowboy Bebop	120
Yotsuba	39
Bert Kills Armin	33
Megumin	14
Inferno Cop	12
Pierce the Heavens	12
Mugi	11
Gorespammer	11
Lelouch	8
Truck-kun	8
ENTER	6
Captain Tsubasa	5
"That"	4
Vape Duck	2
Puffy Vulva	2
Meguca	2
Tomoko	2
GARcher	2
Lain	2
DESU	2
UMR	2
SAIDO CHESTO	2
Kaban-chan	1
Teh Rei	1
Evangelion*	1
Gantz*	1
Giorgio	1
Smug Anime Face	1
Crim	1
Legendary Yamada Tae	1
Kaban-Chan	1
Yamakan	1
Unknown	9
Opponent own goals	3
/a/ total GF:	324

* players from the original Germanbro roster before /a/'s first revision

Rivalries

/sp/ - The /a/sp/ie Derby	By far the biggest rivalry of the 4chan Cup, /a/ and /sp/ have never gotten along. Any cup match featuring these two is marked as "El Classico", and /a/ has been victorious over /sp/ 3 games to none. /a/ did lose a friendly to /sp/, but no one gives a shit about that. Shots are fired among these boards every now and then, as there exists degenerate people who frequent both boards. As a result, the undesirable cancer from each board seeps into the other. Those who remain exclusive to one or the other see the cross posting only to naturally react negatively. This cup only amplifies the rivalry, and it is not necessarily limited to head-to-head competition. The rivalry was most notable in the The Together Forever Curse, where by coincidence both teams seemed to advance or relegate at the same time since the cup's beginnings. However, the curse had long been broken, when /sp/ manages to advance from the 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup leaving /a/ behind seething. Nevertheless, the rivalry lived on. Any time /sp/ fails, it is expected for cup threads in /sp/ to be flooded by smug anime faces. Conversely, fans of /a/ are poised to vomit in disgust anytime /sp/ performs well.
3-1-1

/v/ - The "Tsundere Bowl" (a.k.a. "Tsun-derby")	Plenty of /a/nons play vidya, and plenty of /v/irgins watch animu, but every time they get together the two sides want to beat each other into a pulp before admitting to any crossover between their boards.
3-0-0

/b/ - The Old Firm (a.k.a. "Cancer Derby I")	These are two of the oldest boards on 4chan, and with /b/ becoming more cancerous over time after no longer being Anime/Random, /a/ has a bigger hatred for /b/ than most boards.
1-0-3

/jp/ - The True Weeabowl (a.k.a. "2hu Derby")	Several years ago, every /a/ thread was ripe for a hijack about Touhou, so after enough bitching moot decided to exile all the Touhou fans to /jp/. Which side holds the True Weeaboo spirit? The winner of this match gets a dakimakura with character of their choice, courtesy of the losing team, accompanied by a sudden rush of self-loathing.
1-2-2

/out/ - The "Go Outside You Fucking Weeb Bowl" (a.k.a. "Hiki-derby")	Most /a/nons would prefer to never leave to comfort of their home, surrounded by their anime figures and questionable art of pre-pubescent girls. The very concept of /out/ terrifies them and this seems to even affect the seasoned divegrass players of /a/. Every match that /a/ has played against /out/ they have lost and most /a/ managers have given up on trying to beat them because they already know how this will end. Will /a/ ever be able to beat the psychopaths of /out/ and show the superiority of living inside? Probably not, but hey, doesn't hurt to dream.
0-1-3