/domg/

/domg/
Now the Wheel has turned once again
/domg/ - Dominions General
Founded April 26, 2014 IRL manager Boksi !!r8Ny3GJpwwr Team colors Chat color 8A0707 Blood Red Ranking Unranked Highest rank Unranked (N/A) Lowest rank Unranked (N/A) Top scorer erf snek (12) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain erf snek Website /domg/ - Dominions General Nickname No nickname
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 5 2 10 17 29.41%
GF GA GD 30 34 -4
Biggest win /acg/  0–5  /domg/ 21 June 2015 Biggest defeat /lolg/  6–1  /domg/ 14 June 2014 First match /lolg/  6–1  /domg/ 14 June 2014
/vg/ League Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Santa Maria strela do día(Shortened Ver.) Victory Anthem Santa Maria strela do día(Full Ver.) Goal horn Elephants Trampling Blood Slaves Forever
Kits

/domg/ is a veteran team, having debuted with a truly stunning performance in the /vg/ League 2 and returned undaunted in each subsequent league. Eternal members of the scrub club, they return to the pitch once more in the seventh /vg/ League, proving that they are persistent if not necessarily competent.

Tactics Export(VGL7): https://www.mediafire.com/?5acy290danexl68
Aesthetics Export(VGL7): http://www.mediafire.com/file/yf9d4ftdm59ya89/DOMG_Aesthetic_Export.zip

Roster

No. Position Player 2   GK 2000 ghosts in a fort 11   CB Pankoman 3   CB Burden of Time 13   CB Heroic Obesity 8   DMF t. Malakal 5   DMF Mage Support 10   CMF Useless Kick 60   RMF Giant Man-Eating Jews 4   LMF Quadbless Mictlan 7   RWF Forester Bob 9   LWF erf snek

No. Position Player 1   GK 100 PD 12   GK Angry Stone Face 14   CB >stabbed by a methhead 19   CB Bogus the Troll 16   CMF itdepends 17   CMF Diplomonster 33   DMF Turnbullying 24   DMF Ulm - Waiting For Turn File 41   RB Illfraud 39   RB In That Case I'll Be Going AI As Well 20   LB Remove Elves 6   LB 6 Months of SP

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
02014-06-14June 14, 2014	/lolg/	/vg/ League 2	1-6 L	Quadbless Mictlan  17'
02014-06-15June 15, 2014	/civ4xg/	/vg/ League 2	1-2 L	Bogus the Troll  90+'
02014-06-14June 14, 2014	/acg/	/vg/ League 2	1-3 L	Pankoman  68'
02014-12-06December 6, 2014	/feg/	/vg/ League 3	1-1 D	Forester Bob  35'
02014-12-07December 7, 2014	/xcg/	/vg/ League 3	2-0 W	Forester Bob  4', 8'
02014-12-12December 12, 2014	/pdg/	/vg/ League 3	1-1 D	Quadbless Mictlan  87'
02014-12-13December 13, 2014	/igg/	/vg/ League 3	1-2 L	>crossbows  39'
02015-06-13June 13, 2015	/vitagen/	/vg/ League 4	0-3 L
02015-06-19June 19, 2015	/mgqg/	/vg/ League 4	4-0 W	Illfraud  10' erf snek  42' Forester Bob  45+', 56'
02015-06-21June 21, 2015	/acg/	/vg/ League 4	5-0 W	erf snek  24', 39', 45+', 50' itdepends  34'
02015-06-27June 27, 2015	/twg/	/vg/ League 4	1-2 L	erf snek  15'
02015-12-04December 4, 2015	/utg/	/vg/ League 5	1-2 L	Forester Bob  74'
02015-12-06December 6, 2015	/vitagen/	/vg/ League 5	1-4 L	erf snek  15'
02015-12-12December 12, 2015	/mgg/	/vg/ League 5	3-5 L	Forester Bob  20' Pankoman  44' itdepends  65'
02016-06-03June 3, 2016	/dng/	/vg/ League 6	3-1 W	Quadbless Mictlan  12' erf snek  63'
02016-06-05June 5, 2016	/ddg/	/vg/ League 6	4-2 W	erf snek  5', 40' Quadbless Mictlan  50' Forester Bob  90+2'

Sub

Starter

Silver

Gold

Goalkeepers

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
GK	2000 ghosts in a fort		2spoopy
GK	100 PD		Truly an invulnerable defense! An impenetrable bastion, an aegis of righteousness! Nothing can possibly defeat 100 points of province defense!
GK	Angry Stone Face		FEED ME ULMITES

Defense

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
CB	Heroic Obesity		Some heroes are incredibly strong. Some are incredibly fast. Some just get really fat. Yes, even if they're undead skeletons who can't eat.
CB	Burden of Time		The God of Ermor has committed the act of ultimate evil against the world of the living by putting the Burden of Time upon the world. As long as this enchantment is active every living being will grow old and die in a few years time. And then after you pour all your gems into dispelling it he puts it up again next turn.
CB	Pankoman		After untold eons of reigning supreme over the world, even ultimate power gets boring. When something he barely perceived beckoned, he leapt at the call, eager to relearn ancient longings and passions. And as he left his domain behind and journeyed beyond the world, he beheld a green field, a battlefield, whereupon ideas and concepts compete for victory, in a war called Virtual Divegrass. And he knew he had come to the right place. Meanwhile, in the world he left behind, the Wheel turns once again.
CB	>stabbed by a methhead		Nobody has heard from him since he sent that message. RIPIP in pepperonis amuys.
CB	Bogus the Troll		He is an experienced hero fighting for the greater good, magic treasures or just for the fun of it. Well, no, he's actually a creator's self-insert character fighting mostly to disrupt your plans and piss you off.
RB	Illfraud		Fukken Illfraud.
RB	In That Case I'll Be Going AI As Well
LB	Remove Elves		You're having a gay old time crushing your opponents, seeing them driven before you, hearing the lamentations of their women and all that, when suddenly ELVES EVERYWHERE, all up in your business, wrecking your shit then disappearing before you can catch them. You go home, but there's an elf hiding behind the tree in the yard. You open the fridge, but there's an elf hiding inside. You try to have breakfast, but there's an elf hiding in your cereal. You go for a swim, but an elf shat in the pool - and his horse too! If you don't want this to happen to you, remember to REMOVE ELVES, early and often!
LB	6 Months of SP

Midfield

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
DMF	Mage Support		HOW TO WIN GAEM IN TWO EASY STEP: STEP 1: MAGE SUPPORT STEP 2: WIN GAEM
DMF	t. Malakal
CMF	Useless Kick		Even when all your arms are lopped off, you can still kick stuff! And kicking stuff is what divegrass is all about. Well, that and diving to the ground of course, but he can do that too!
RMF	Giant Man-Eating Jews		Carnality incarnate, the jews will not stop until they have consumed the world and everything upon it.
LMF	Quadbless Mictlan		Who needs stuff like dominion or scales when you can have four major blesses? Four. Major. Blesses.
DMF	Turnbullying		Yelling at people to go do their turns doesn't really speed up games at all, but it sure feels satisfying.
DMF	Ulm - Waiting For Turn File		Only the master smiths of Ulm have learned the secrets of forging Blackstale, the feared material that makes fighting the armies of Ulm not at all difficult but nevertheless really aggravating as you have to wait for Llamaserver's turn timer to tick down every single turn before it force hosts the current turn because the faggot isn't sending in his turn files and basically Ulm players are huge faggots.
CMF	itdepends		On what? Everything.
CMF	Diplomonster		Talking with your neighbors and their neighbors? Proposing trade arrangements and exchanging information? Trying to use diplomacy to your advantage? To the autists of /domg/, you're pretty much an inhuman monster.

Offense

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
RWF	Forester Bob		epic as usual, bob
LWF	erf snek		snek meta best meta

Ex-players

Ermor		The augurs of the great Notroman Empire once divined a great catastrophe, one that would lead their empire to its end. Their reaction was to steal the secrets of necromancy from Notegypt and use it to resurrect Notjesus. Naturally, that ritual was the disaster they had divined. Now Ermor is a land of Death, wherein the dead walk and the living die. The spooky skellington legions of Ermor are now marching forth in order to ruin everything for everyone forever.
Blood 10 Fountain		Blood hunting in your capital is the smartest form of blood hunting. Especially for middle era Ermor.
Six Million Anakites		Ulm did nothing wrong!
Pelagia		Pelagia is totally cool. They're the strongest nation in the game by far. There's nothing quite as terrifying as a bunch of mermages and turtle warriors on dry land. If somebody other than you picks Pelagia, you might as well give up because he's already won.
Olm Miscegnation		You see, when a daddy giant psionic worm and a mommy gigantic sack of lard oracle who can't actually tell the future love each other very much...
Throne of Gaia		The Throne of Gaia has awakened! Servants of Gaia are trying to reclaim this land! The forces that dwell in the deep forests have emerged! The forces that sleep deep in the earth have awakened to the call of the Throne of Gaia. They come to rid the land of the influence of civilization! Servants of Gaia are trying to reclaim this land! Servants of Gaia are trying to reclaim this land! The forces that sleep deep in the earth have awakened to the call of the Throne of Gaia. They come to rid the land of the influence of civilization! The forces that dwell in the deep forests have emerged! Servants of Gaia are trying to reclaim this land! The forces that dwell in the deep forests have emerged! The forces that dwell in the deep forests have emerged! Servants of Gaia are trying to reclaim this land!
Legion of Gods		Now that I have defeated all my enemies and become the supreme god, what should I do with my defeated rivals? Meh, I'll just stick all their souls in the few corpses of theirs that didn't get totally destroyed and seal them away behind a big-ass seal made out of the innocence and competence of an entire species I found lying about somewhere. I don't see how that could possibly cause problems down the road.
Ponyman		Take an elf on a horse. Make sure he has enough magical skill to cast mistform. Give him a frost brand and a vine shield. Add blessings to taste. You now have a ponyman!
Misfortune 3		What's the worst that could happen? That just happened. Twice.
Aboleth Traps		Gives a new meaning to 'screams like a girl'.
Grigorius		Grigorius the Grigori is an ancient being sent to watch the affairs of contending gods. He answers the call of wishful thinking and will appear and disappear at his own liking.
>crossbows
Eater of the Dead		The Eater of the Dead is a huge, amorphous mass of semi-liquefied, dead flesh. Arms, legs and half-melted heads are extended and retracted from the putrid mass, surrounded by an overpowering smell of decay. The Eater of the Dead was once banished to the Void by the previous Pantokrator. Now some foolish mage has recalled it in the vain hope that it can be controlled and made to play divegrass.
Ded Llama		Died for lack of beer money. RIP.
Illfraud's Cocaine Cruise		It's for research, you see. Yes, those hookers are also for research.
Asshole Batman		So there's this enormous bat-headed guy hiding somewhere in our capital, but we can't find him. Once a month he goes and assassinates one of our commanders, and that's why our military is completely paralyzed.
Have we checked on Ermor?		It's only been a few turns.
Desura Thug		I didn't choose the thug life, some moron with more gems than brain cells did for me.
Lugh the Long Handed		He's just the best at everything.
Scrub Club		Every poster in /domg/ gets a free lifetime membership.
Astral 1		A great thing to have if you're a 70 gold mage. A terrible thing to have as a pretender god, and for much the same reasons.
Bane Lord		Sharing a name with somebody famous can be tough, especially when you work in the same field. But Bane Lord is committed to proving that he is his own person and determined to not be overshadowed by some dude in a silly mask.
memegames		When your regular, everyday game of Dominions just ain't dank enough... There's always that one possibility, lurking in the back of your mind. The forbidden game. The game that breaks all taboos. The memegame.
Muuch Muuch		Muuch Muuch
Thursday		when patch? thursdaylol then patch actually came out and cannot into jokes anymore