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/F1/
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/F1/ - Cardrive
Founded 13 May, 1950 Manager Ron Benis Owner Bernie Shekelstone IRL manager TWAIN !etW8YWDwfY Team colors Chat color FF0000 Red Ranking Unranked Highest rank Unranked (N/A) Lowest rank Unranked (N/A) Top scorer amd amx (10) Top assister () Captain GP2 ENGINE AAARGH Website /F1/ - Cardrive Nickname The Carbabbies
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 11 0 2 13 84.62%
GF GA GD 40 19 +21
Biggest win /F1/  6–2  /ar/ 18 September 2016 (UTC) Biggest defeat /F1/  0–3  /DM/ 20 March 2016 First match /Cosmos/  1–2  /F1/ 19 March 2016
/vg/ League Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Formula 1 Theme Tune Victory Anthem Ayrton Senna - Tema da vitória Goal horn ITV F1 Intro 2006 (taking the lead only) And Finland Loses Again / Gimi Goalhorn gondola end of the world Horn for everything else BBC Formula one 90's Starting Grid theme
Kits

Roster

(Obsolete, wait patiently)

No. Position Player #1   GK Potato #3   CB Bully #36   CB Gio the Nazi #44   CB Choco Senna #5   CMF Rain in 5 Minutes #18   CMF $tro££ #17   CMF Tractor Cunt #77   CMF And Finland Loses Again #10   CMF Daryl's Blurred House #7   SS Gimi #33   CF amd amx

No. Position Player #99   GK Fat Nick #11   CB Le Occasional Podium Man #4   CB Still I Rise #6   CB Bossberg #57   CB Arrivabenis #2   CB Formula Kino #30   CMF Joe, Lee and Palmer #21   CMF Wobbler #16   CMF Well Done Baku #14   CMF GP2 ENGINE AAARGH #9   CMF Universal Choking Sign #55   CMF VWL

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Aesthetics

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
17 April 2017	/trb/	/sp/erb Owl	3-1 W	33', 68', 90+3' Gimi  72' And Finland Loses Again
17 April 2017	/afl/	/sp/erb Owl	1-3 L	48' Daryl's Blurred House  82' Rain in 5 minutes
17 April 2017	/cyc/	/sp/erb Owl	2-1 W	5' amd amx  41'Wobbler  90+1' And Finland Loses Again
16 April 2017	/nfl/	/sp/erb Owl	4-1 W	21', 31', 69' amd amx  90+2'Gimi  26' Tractor Cunt  69'Daryl's Blurred House
16 April 2017	/trb/	/sp/erb Owl	2-0 W	22', 33' amd amx  46' Daryl's Blurred House  87' Universal Choking Sign
18 September 2016	/cyc/	Fakkin Boolsheet Series II	4-1 W	23', 74', 80' Choco Senna  33' And Finland Loses Again
18 September 2016	/ar/	Fakkin Boolsheet Series II	6-2 W	5' Tricky Ricky  11', 22' Choco Senna  32' And Finland Loses Again  38', 90' Gimi
18 September 2016	File:Choke icon.png /choke/	Fakkin Boolsheet Series II	5-2 W	8' Choco Senna  17', 83' amd amx  19', 43' Gimi
17 September 2016	/rz/	Fakkin Boolsheet Series II	3-2 W	17', 77' amd amx  39' Gimi
20 March 2016	/DM/	The Decision 2	0-3 L
20 March 2016	/Seattle/	The Decision 2	4-2 W	13', 79' GP2 ENGINE AAARGH  19', 24' Wobbler
19 March 2016	/mls/	The Decision 2	4-0 W	45+1', 90+2' Wobbler  57' GP2 ENGINE AAARGH  74' Murdernado
19 March 2016	/Cosmos/	The Decision 2	2-1 W	53' GP2 ENGINE AAARGH  62' Wobbler

Detailed roster (WIP)

Goalkeepers

No.	Name	Picture	Description
14	>de gay		>de gay
1	Roast Solo		DON'T POST IT

Defenders

No.	Name	Picture	Description
4	>Schalke		To the 2014 /wc/ babbies, this refers to an event that happened a long time ago. 4chan posting went down years ago, and the front pages of boards got stuck in place. This left /sp/ with a thread on the front page that mocked a recent result for Schalke in the Bundesliga which had some interesting imagery involving black people. By the time 4chan posting got fixed, it was time for American /sp/, and so the Americans who didn't know what the fuck was going on were amused and kept posting >Schalke.
42	Please Watch Our League		Please.
13	Tony Kornheiser		WHY.jpg
99	Refball		The MVP of every major sport.
5	WENGER OUT		>Arsenal finally not in the Champions League
35	Lelbron		>leshook >lebrick
84	SKEEEUP		SKEEUP, hol up, SKEEUP, lemme talk, SKEEEUP
18	18-1		One of the greatest chokes in the history of the NFL. The New England Patriots still get shit for this to this day since losing the Super Bowl against a wild card team was that much of an embarrassment.
3	An Horse		Is An Horse an athlete? Fuck it, put him in the team.
50	USA USA USA		USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Midfield

No.	Name	Picture	Description
96	THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN' SLIP		*slips*
43	>he does it for free		NO MONETARY COMPENSATION
10	Messi		Some events in the previous season got Messi to no longer be "Punished," but due to poor performances in the previous cup, he was demoted to being a silver player.
11	Le Cut Inside Man		The nickname given to Arjen Robben due to how he constantly cuts inside during matches.
31	Universal Choking Sign		Pic unrelated
33	amd amx		>Max Verstappen. It's an F1 thing that I was really surprised at the time about the amount of votes he got.
6	£100M for a dabbing Dembele		Manchester United might have paid a tad too much for Paul Pogba.
12	UNEXPOSABLE		>le "win everything with a stacked Real Madrid team" man
9	>Torres		>tfw no champions league trophy with Atletico Madrid

Forwards

No.	Name	Picture	Description
89	George Costanza		http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTwE7xDZkPk >needing to watch this video ISHYGDDT
7	TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU		A weird yell from Cristiano Ronaldo during his acceptance speech at a FIFA Ballon d'Or ceremony. It's posted to mock his lackluster performances against big teams, while also downplaying his good performances against weak teams. Recently, he was promoted to being /sp/'s captain due to Portugal finally winning a major trophy.