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In a part of 4chan unseen by most other than its citizens and the occasional lost /v/irgin, sits a place called /u/. Slow and elegant posting is preferred here, and you will find no pornographic material on this NSFW board, for it is far too lewd and impure. Sex? Not pure. Kissing? Still not pure. Hand-holding? Just pure enough. The /u/nicorns of /u/ like to sit down for a cup of tea and a nice, long, slow discussion about their favorite girls' love.
History
- For earlier history: /u/ History
2017 4chan Summer Cup: As close as it gets (again)
Back in the elites (again), the tactically refreshed team was determined to make a good showing in the 2017 4chan Summer Cup. To do that, the /u/nicorns first had to overcome the group A where they were pitted against /an/, /h/, and Winter 2016 final foe /fit/. The first two matches went pretty smoothly with a 3-0 win over /h/, Homucifer and Akkarin being goalscorers while the defense didn't allow a single shot against, and a 2-0 win over /an/ due to a Purest Form of Love brace. Due to other group results, advancement was guaranteed before the last match against /fit/ which ended with a respectable 1-1 draw with a Purest Form of Love goal on /u/'s side.
Finally seeing an elite knockout stage again, /u/ found themselves in its first matchup against /his/, which turned out to be a rather intense match, eventually decided by a defensive fumble from /his/' defenders allowing Black Sunshine to sink a goal and contribute to put the team ahead 3-2. The quarter-final against /tv/ was just as intense which /u/ snatching a 2-1 victory thanks of a Homucifer corner header in the dying minutes of the match, propelling the team to a top 4 finish. The semi-finals saw a rematch against /an/ which was just as one-sided as the group stage one as the team steamrolled their opponents 4-1 in a joint effort by Akkarin, Homucifer and Purest Form of Love. It was the calm before the storm.
In an elite final (again), the /u/nicorns were playing against the dreaded /lgbt/. The team that terrorized the entire cup in 2017 and that already made /u/ bit the dust in Spring. /u/ fought valiantly and tried deseperatly to score but the shots either missed or were saved, until the inevitable happened and /lgbt/ scored from a midfield artillery strike just before stoppage time. In a last death or glory move the /u/nicorn threw everything forward but it only allowed /lgbt/ to secure another goal ending the match 0-2. While the sting of losing an elite final (again) was rather noticeable, the team had finally clawed its way outside yo-yo hell, and also won the best aesthetics award as a consolation (again).
Players
- Main Article: /u/ roster
- Old rosters: /u/ Historical Rosters
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The starting 11 (With a little help from Sealdoka)
Tournament History
| Competition | Win | Tie | Loss | End result | Notes |
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 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup |
0 | 1 | 2 | Group stage | |
 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup |
1 | 0 | 1 | Group stage | Promoted due to Dragongate |
 2013 4chan Summer Cup |
2 | 1 | 1 | Ro16 | |
 2014 4chan Winter Cup |
0 | 2 | 1 | Group stage | Relegated |
 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup |
3 | 2 | 1 | Quarter final | Promoted |
 2014 4chan Summer Cup |
3 | 1 | 1 | Quarter final | |
 2015 4chan Winter Cup |
2 | 2 | 1 | Quarter final | |
 2015 4chan Summer Cup |
3 | 0 | 2 | Quarter final | >4th (fourth) quarter final finish in a row |
 2016 4chan Winter Cup |
5 | 1 | 1 | Runner up | Curse broken |
 2016 4chan Summer Cup |
0 | 2 | 1 | Group stage | Relegated |
 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup |
4 | 1 | 2 | 3rd place | Promoted |
 2017 4chan Winter Cup |
1 | 1 | 1 | Group stage | Relegated |
 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup |
1 | 1 | 2 | Ro16 | Promoted |
 2017 4chan Summer Cup |
5 | 1 | 1 | Runner up | Yo-yo broken |
 2018 4chan Winter Cup |
6 | 0 | 1 | Champions | AT LAST |
Match History
- For earlier match history: /u/ Match History
Official Matches
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| February 17, 2018 |  /mlp/
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2018 4chan Winter Cup Group G
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3-0 W | Akkarin  15' Feito-chan 21' Derpy Hooves  86'
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| February 23, 2018 |  /his/
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2018 4chan Winter Cup Group G
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2-1 W | Feito-chan 26' Akkarin 50'
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| February 25, 2018 |  /fit/
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2018 4chan Winter Cup Group G
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0-1 L | |
| March 3, 2018 |  /co/
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2018 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16
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2-1 W | 90+1' Low Impact Consensual Cuddling 96' Befriending
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| March 4, 2018 |  /sci/
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2018 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals
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3-0 W | 23' Akkarin 63', 77' Homucifer
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| March 4, 2018 |  /n/
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2018 4chan Winter Cup Semifinals
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2-0 W | 104' Homucifer 111' Feito-chan
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| March 4, 2018 | /mlp/
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2018 4chan Winter Cup Final
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3-3 (10-9 PK) W | 36' Homucifer 79', 94' Purest Form of Love
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Invitationals
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| January 14, 2018 |  /y/
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2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 6-2 W | Are You a Lolicon? 21' Akkarin 29' Science Babies 44', 90+6' Purest Form Of Love 88' Goggles 90+0'
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Goalscoring Hall of Fame
| Player | As Non Medal | As Bronze Medal | As Silver Medal | As Gold Medal |
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| Homucifer | - | - | 4 | 56 |
| Purest Form of Love | - | - | 0 | 32 |
| Teru Time | 0 | 1 | 20 | - |
| Akkarin | 0 | - | 16 | - |
| Feito-chan | 1 | 3 | - | - |
| Befriending | 2 | 1 | - | - |
| Black Sunshine | 2 | - | - | - |
| Metall/u/rgy | 2 | - | - | - |
| Fingering For World Peace | 2 | - | - | - |
| Low Impact Consensual Cuddling} | 1 | - | - | - |
| Macarons | 1 | - | - | - |
| Kuma Shock | 1 | - | - | - |
| Ayayayaya | 1 | - | - | - |
| Erica Hartmann | 0 | 1 | - | - |
| Own goal | 1 | 0 | - | - |
Honors
Team
Weeabowl: Champions
2018 4chan Winter Cup: Champions
Individual
2014 Summer Cup Golden Ball: Homucifer
2015 Winter Cup Golden Glove: Madokami
2016 Winter Cup Golden Boot: Homucifer
Rivalries
 /a/ - The Sisterlyb Owl |
/u/, being a cousin of /a/, can't quite understand why her onee-sama talks so badly about her one moment, then cheers for her to win the next. One way or another, it seems that despite /a/'s constant complaints about how much /u/ has changed, /a/ does feel happy for her when she succeeds. Head to head, /u/ has never lost to /a/, and was even partially responsible for their relegation in the 2014 4chan Summer Cup - only time will tell if /u/'s onee-sama can forgive her, and reestablish their close friendship of old. |
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 /c/ - The Purity Derby |
Though the images and characters posted on /u/ would frequently fit right in on /c/, there exists a schism between the two due to the fact that /u/ would much rather have Cute Girls doing Cute Girls, as opposed to Cute Things. The fact that heterosexual couples are allowed to be posted on /c/ is another strike against her in /u/'s eyes, leading her to deny /c/'s claims of being the purest board there is. The teams have played against each other a number of times over the years; twice during the early friendlies and twice during actual cups. The first time was a 3-0 victory by /u/ in the 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies, and the second a 2-2 draw in the 2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies, a result that was repeated during the group stages of the 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup. After more than two years apart, both teams got reunited rather surprisingly during the quarterfinals of the 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, where /u/ claimed a 2-1 win. |
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 /y/ - The Uriaoi Bowl |
Forget all about the argument over which type of love is purer (partly because it's obviously the love between two girls). Forget all about their match history, which counts as one Durgenfaf-powered win by /y/ and one friendly win by /u/. No, the real, true reason behind this rivalry is that /y/ stole the precious first-letter board descriptor. Doomed to use the second letter in their name for all eternity, y/u/ri will never truly forgive /y/aoi for such an insult. |
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 /lit/ - The Classyb Owl |
A rivalry built on a mutual appreciation of class and style, /lit/ and /u/ hold no ill will towards each other, instead appreciating the other's awareness of the value of class. These two teams have only ever met once, in the 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies. The match was a classy, respectable affair, with both teams dressed up to the nines, /lit/ decked out in a curious monochrome suit, and /u/ in a traditional and colour-coordinated miko outfit arrangement. The match ended in the classiest of scorelines; 1-1. |
| 0-1-0 |
Macaron Press
30.08.2013 - Page 1
30.08.2013 - Page 2
Macaron Press 30th August 2013
Mascot
| Name | Image | Description |
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| Sealdoka | 
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Brought to this universe by Madokami in a belief that the captain and the team needed an unconditional supporter. Not much is known about /u/'s signature supporter aside from her constant chanting of "Homura-Cha~." Sealdoka is currently being taught the rest of the team's names in hopes of providing the most vocal support in the entire tournament. |
Art
(Courtesy of Johnny Hayabusa)
The team that got the COVETED third place trophy in Autumn 2016.
>The absolute state of /u/
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