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In a part of 4chan unseen by most other than its citizens and the occasional lost /v/irgin, sits a place called /u/. Slow and elegant posting is preferred here, and you will find no pornographic material on this NSFW board, for it is far too lewd and impure. Sex? Not pure. Kissing? Still not pure. Hand-holding? Just pure enough. The /u/nicorns of /u/ like to sit down for a cup of tea and a nice, long, slow discussion about their favorite girls' love. After years of suffering /u/ finally got a triumphant yuri end in the 2018 4chan Winter Cup.
History
- For earlier history: /u/ History
2018 4chan Summer Cup: Being defending champs is suffering
The /u/nicorns arrived at the 2018 4chan Summer Cup with a title to defend, unfortunely they just got out of six months of non stop celebratory lesbian orgies and turned up on the pitch utterly shitfaced. Grouped with the familiar company of /gd/, /r9k/ and /ck/ in Group A, the team made an underwhelming showing, losing 2-3 to /ck/, 1-3 to /gd/ and lastly 3-4 to /r9k/ in a choke festival, eventually earning the spoon along their stop-free trip down to the babbies.
Now the team has some serious soul searching to do for the upcoming 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Players
- Main Article: /u/ roster
- Old rosters: /u/ Historical Rosters
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Tournament History
Competition | Win | Tie | Loss | End result | Notes |
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 0 | 1 | 2 | Group stage | |
2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 1 | 0 | 1 | Group stage | Promoted due to Dragongate |
2013 4chan Summer Cup | 2 | 1 | 1 | Ro16 | |
2014 4chan Winter Cup | 0 | 2 | 1 | Group stage | Relegated |
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 3 | 2 | 1 | Quarter final | Promoted |
2014 4chan Summer Cup | 3 | 1 | 1 | Quarter final | |
2015 4chan Winter Cup | 2 | 2 | 1 | Quarter final | |
2015 4chan Summer Cup | 3 | 0 | 2 | Quarter final | >4th (fourth) quarter final finish in a row |
2016 4chan Winter Cup | 5 | 1 | 1 | Runner up | Quaterfinal curse broken |
2016 4chan Summer Cup | 0 | 2 | 1 | Group stage | Relegated |
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 4 | 1 | 2 | 3rd place | Promoted |
2017 4chan Winter Cup | 1 | 1 | 1 | Group stage | Relegated |
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 1 | 1 | 2 | Ro16 | Promoted |
2017 4chan Summer Cup | 5 | 1 | 1 | Runner up | >TWO FINALS LOST |
2018 4chan Winter Cup | 6 | 0 | 1 | Champions | AT LAST |
2018 4chan Summer Cup | 0 | 0 | 3 | >32nd | Relegated with the spoon |
Match History
- For earlier match history: /u/ Match History
Official Matches
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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February 17, 2018 | /mlp/ | 2018 4chan Winter Cup Group G | 3-0 W | Akkarin 15' Feito-chan 21' Derpy Hooves 86' |
February 23, 2018 | /his/ | 2018 4chan Winter Cup Group G | 2-1 W | Feito-chan 26' Akkarin 50' |
February 25, 2018 | /fit/ | 2018 4chan Winter Cup Group G | 0-1 L | |
March 3, 2018 | /co/ | 2018 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16 | 2-1 W | Low Impact Consensual Cuddling 90+1' Befriending 96' |
March 4, 2018 | /sci/ | 2018 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals | 3-0 W | Akkarin 23' Homucifer 63', 77' |
March 4, 2018 | /n/ | 2018 4chan Winter Cup Semifinals | 2-0 W | Homucifer 104' Feito-chan 111' |
March 4, 2018 | /mlp/ | 2018 4chan Winter Cup Final | 3-3 (10-9 PK) W | Homucifer 36' Purest Form of Love 79', 94' |
July 27, 2018 | /ck/ | 2018 4chan Summer Cup Group A | 2-3 L | Befriending 50' Akkarin 77' |
July 29, 2018 | /gd/ | 2018 4chan Summer Cup Group A | 1-3 L | Homucifer 87' |
August 4, 2018 | /r9k/ | 2018 4chan Summer Cup Group A | 3-4 L | Befriending 5' Homucifer 58', 76' |
Invitationals
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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January 14, 2018 | /y/ | 2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 6-2 W | Are You a Lolicon? 21' Akkarin 29' Science Babies 44', 90+6' Purest Form Of Love 88' Goggles 90+0' |
July 7, 2018 | /e/ | Stupor Cup 5 | 5-1 W | Homucifer 57', 65', 82' Purest Form Of Love 61' Akkarin 90+2' |
Goalscoring Hall of Fame
Player | As Non Medal | As Bronze Medal | As Silver Medal | As Gold Medal |
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Homucifer | - | - | 7 | 56 |
Purest Form of Love | - | - | 0 | 32 |
Teru Time | 0 | 1 | 20 | - |
Akkarin | 0 | 1 | 16 | - |
Befriending | 2 | 2 | 2 | - |
Feito-chan | 1 | 3 | - | - |
Black Sunshine | 2 | - | - | - |
Metall/u/rgy | 2 | - | - | - |
Fingering For World Peace | 2 | - | - | - |
Low Impact Consensual Cuddling | 1 | - | - | - |
Macarons | 1 | - | - | - |
Kuma Shock | 1 | - | - | - |
Ayayayaya | 1 | - | - | - |
Erica Hartmann | 0 | 1 | - | - |
Own goal | 1 | 0 | - | - |
Honors
Team
Weeabowl: Champions
2018 4chan Winter Cup: Champions
Individual
2014 Summer Cup Golden Ball: Homucifer
2015 Winter Cup Golden Glove: Madokami
2016 Winter Cup Golden Boot: Homucifer
Rivalries
/a/ - The Sisterlyb Owl |
/u/, being a cousin of /a/, can't quite understand why her onee-sama talks so badly about her one moment, then cheers for her to win the next. One way or another, it seems that despite /a/'s constant complaints about how much /u/ has changed, /a/ does feel happy for her when she succeeds. Head to head, /u/ has never lost to /a/, and was even partially responsible for their relegation in the 2014 4chan Summer Cup - only time will tell if /u/'s onee-sama can forgive her, and reestablish their close friendship of old. |
1-0-0 |
/c/ - The Purity Derby |
Though the images and characters posted on /u/ would frequently fit right in on /c/, there exists a schism between the two due to the fact that /u/ would much rather have Cute Girls doing Cute Girls, as opposed to Cute Things. The fact that heterosexual couples are allowed to be posted on /c/ is another strike against her in /u/'s eyes, leading her to deny /c/'s claims of being the purest board there is. The teams have played against each other a number of times over the years; twice during the early friendlies and twice during actual cups. The first time was a 3-0 victory by /u/ in the 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies, and the second a 2-2 draw in the 2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies, a result that was repeated during the group stages of the 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup. After more than two years apart, both teams got reunited rather surprisingly during the quarterfinals of the 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, where /u/ claimed a 2-1 win. |
2-2-0 |
/y/ - The Uriaoi Bowl |
Forget all about the argument over which type of love is purer (partly because it's obviously the love between two girls). Forget all about their match history, which counts as one Durgenfaf-powered win by /y/ and one friendly win by /u/. No, the real, true reason behind this rivalry is that /y/ stole the precious first-letter board descriptor. Doomed to use the second letter in their name for all eternity, y/u/ri will never truly forgive /y/aoi for such an insult. |
1-0-1 |
/lit/ - The Classyb Owl |
A rivalry built on a mutual appreciation of class and style, /lit/ and /u/ hold no ill will towards each other, instead appreciating the other's awareness of the value of class. These two teams have only ever met once, in the 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies. The match was a classy, respectable affair, with both teams dressed up to the nines, /lit/ decked out in a curious monochrome suit, and /u/ in a traditional and colour-coordinated miko outfit arrangement. The match ended in the classiest of scorelines; 1-1. |
0-1-0 |
Mascot
Gallery
Macaron Press 30th August 2013
The team that got the COVETED third place trophy in Autumn 2016.
>The absolute state of /u/
Winter 2018 champions!
The team that brought /u/ their first star
Resources
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Preceded by 2017 /fit/ |
Winter Champions 2018 (1st title) |
Incumbent |
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