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| /f1W/ - Relentless Formula 1 General WAG Division | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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/f1W/ is /f1/-Relentless Formula 1 General's second entry, created to promote the role of women into virtual divegrass. In reality it exists because all /f1/'s WAGs got BTFO from the /f1/'s lineup and some felt bad about it
The team's first appearance was in 2019 in the /sp/erb Owl 2019.
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Match History
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| 20 January 2019 |  /SerieA/
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/sp/erb Owl 2019 | 1–3 L |  16' Sophia
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| 25 January 2019 |  /LigaMX/
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/sp/erb Owl 2019 | 1–1 D | 90+3' Minttu
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| 26 January 2019 |  /f1/
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/sp/erb Owl 2019 | 1–4 L | 74' Minttu
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Detailed roster
Goalkeepers
| No. | Shirt | Name | Picture | Description |
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| 47 | Rosanna | Rosanna Tennant | 
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Lanklet PR officer, got fired from her team because she would embarrass the drivers, now she goes around interviewing them |
| 99 | Stefania | Stefania Arrivabene | 
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The only WAG with a confirmed carbohydrate caretaker |
Defenders
| No. | Shirt | Name | Picture | Description |
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| 23 | Bonny | Bonny Monger | 
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Sister to a fucking MONG and Depop's businesswoman |
| 5 | Caterina | Caterina Zannini | 
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Has a hard time figuring out which of Red Bull's two drivers is her frog |
| 44 | Tabitha | Tabitha Nash | 
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Typical anglo slag, a "key" role at Mercedes is enough for /f1/ to obsess over her |
| 20 | Susie | Susie Wolff | 
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Peek attentively at this little boy's cleavage and you might sport a pendant with they key to Toto Wolff's chastity cage |
| 3 | Pinkham | Natalie Pinkham | 
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The sexiest Sky F1 presenter and the only one to not suck Hamilton's metaphorical cock (because she sucks Ricci's non-metaphorical cock already) |
| 27 | Federica | Federica Masolin | 
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Actual sexiest Sky F1 presenter |
Midfield
| No. | Shirt | Name | Picture | Description |
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| 33 | Victoria | Victoria Verstappen | 
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Cankles big enough to prevent any nutmeg |
| 16 | Ruth | Ruth Buscombe | 
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2/10 in the front, 8/10 in the back |
| 7 | Minttu | Minttu Raikkonen | 
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The one Kimi found happiness with so, necessarily, the best one |
| 77 | Emilia | Emilia Bottas | 
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It's not a vacant expression, she's just thinking about horses |
| 4 | Seychelle | Seychelle DeVries | 
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>tfw your boyfriend fucks you at home and fucks you brother at the track |
| 18 | Chloe | Chloe Stroll | 
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Her mother looks better |
| 15 | Talula | Talula Wilde | 
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*gets dabbed on by Ferrari lawyers* |
| 10 | Patricija | Patricija Stalidzane | 
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Fraud of a driver, fraud of a slut |
| 1 | Katya | Katya Juja | 
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Wife to the best Russian driver you haven't heard of |
Forwards
| No. | Shirt | Name | Picture | Description |
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| 13 | Juju | Juju Noda | 
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For head pats only |
| 8 | Carrie | Pacey Hobbit | 
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Small hobbit sometimes spotted on motorsport podiums but more often found in Anon's wishful dreams |
| 99 | Sophia | Sophia Floersch | 
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The closest thing to a competent female driver that motorsport has ever been able to create |
| 6 | Mana | Mana Sugiyama | 
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Life to Mana, the GOAT racequeen |
| 88 | Amna | Desert Queen | 
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Now with a legal right to drive |
| 13 | Vivien | Vivien Keszthelyi | 
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Breeding material for the 4th Schumacher and her horse, oh right, she is a driver aswell... apparently |
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