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/vrg/ - Virtual Reality General
Retired Players
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Team History
Ranking:
VGLX - 1st
VGL11 - 10th
VGL12 - 34th
Overall - 29th
Key Players:
Unity-chan
Proteus Effect
Custom Avatar
Counteraction rising. Yeah, we are ready for the punch line. There's no use with all your gimmicks, so check this out.
The story and legacy behind /vrg/ is not one that can easily be summarized. How did one team go from being the most hated, infuriating general, to the point where even the tournament organizers despised them, to winning the whole thing and going on to redeem themselves in the eyes of many by helping to lead /vg/ to their first ever cup victory? This is the story of one gay, arrogant team that entered as villains and came out as heroes.
The /vrg/ general was formed in the very late December of 2017. The soccer team was formed in May of 2018. Although /vrg/ is the "Virtual Reality General", the main game that is played by the vast majority of people is VRChat, a social game with near infinite creative possibilites. /vrg/ prides itself on content creation and as such, wanted to create their own custom team from scratch without any help. Due to this, as well as other factors, misunderstandings, and some bant, /vrg/ was already hated by the vast majority of people, including the VGL organizers themselves, before VGLX had even begun. Many had told them they would lose immediately, and be the laughing stock of the tournament, especially when /vrg/'s refusal to ask for help wound up making them miss the aesthetic deadline. However, that didn't happen. /vrg/ won their very first game, even without their aesthetics. And then they got their aesthetics, and they won. And then they won again, and then they kept winning, and winning, and winning, until no one was laughing anymore. To the dismay of many, /vrg/ sweeped their first ever tournament, coming in first place without a single loss on their record. VGL had laughed at /vrg/, and now /vrg/ was laughing back.
After accomplishing just about everything there is to accomplish, there's nowhere to go but downhill from here for /vrg/. The biggest victory they now seek to achieve is the same as it was when they first started - Having fun watching their walking abomination shitpost of a team kick the ball around while watching the game on a big screen in virtual reality. |
VGL11 occurred, marking /vrg/'s second VGL tournament after they became champions of the last one. Waste of Draw Calls, VR Hole, and four other players that never saw any playtime in VGLX were retired (/dance crew/, Monkeysphere, Abyssal Futa Dick, and >he doesn't know). Newcomers Veteran User, Awptist, El Kamino, Nepbar, Beat Saber, and 30 Yr Old VR Boomer were added to the team. Beat Saber would replace VR Socks as /vrg/'s main goalkeeper, with VR Socks becoming a fullback. Unfortunately VGL11 would be a rude wake-up call. Although /vrg/ was placed in what seemed like an extremely easy group stage against the likes of
As a result of coming in 10th place and not being able to secure a medal spot on the /vg/ roster, /vrg/ decided to send in the 30 Yr Old VR Boomer as a representative for /vg/ instead of Unity-chan. The boomer would go on to become a fan favorite and would eventually secure an even higher position among the /vrg/ team. |
The VGL12 roster poll occurred. VGLX original members Bote Girls, Mutetopper, A Panty Shot, PHOTOSHOP ME IN, and even the silver medal Coconut Kap failed to make it onto the team and were retired. VGL11 additions Awptist, Veteran User, and the worst player /vrg/ has ever had, El Kamino (who literally clapped for the other fucking team in his last match ever played against /dbg/ after he failed to prevent a goal YET AGAIN), were also retired. 8 new players were added to the team: Indexfag, Cheers, Kippis, Kanpai, Fuck Niggers, Hate Speech, i'm gay, Nintendo Labo VR, Boothcat, Lavender When? and VR Sleep being the new additions. In addition to new players and new models, the vast majority of the current members on the team had their aesthetics updated and polished.
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The /vg/ League 13 Friendlies occurred, and /vrg/ signed up to face off against two teams,
The first game took place against
Finally, it seemed that Unity-chan was back to her old self and the curse was broken. But that was only one game. The next day, /vrg/ faced off against
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Player Statistics
Player | Goals in VGLX | Assists in VGLX | Goals in VGL11 | Assists in VGL11 | Goals in VGL12 | Assists in VGL12 | Goals (Total) | Assists (Total) |
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Unity-chan | 5 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 3 |
Proteus Effect | 4 | 2 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 10 | 6 |
Coconut Kap | 4 | 3 | 2 | 1 | N/A | N/A | 6 | 4 |
>tfw no vrfu | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 |
Custom Avatar | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 0 |
A Panty Shot | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | N/A | N/A | 0 | 2 |
Vivelet | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Riftcuck | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 |
30 Yr Old VR Boomer | N/A | N/A | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Goalkeeper Statistics
Player | Saves in VGLX | Saves in VGL11 | Saves in VGL12 | Saves (Total) |
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VR Socks | 19 | N/A | N/A | 19 |
Ugandan Knuckles | 7 | 6 | N/A | 13 |
Beat Saver | N/A | 8 | 2 | 10 |
Cheers, Kippis, Kanpai, Fuck Niggers | N/A | N/A | 5 | 5 |
Match History
Competition | Stage | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date | Video |
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![]() /vg/ League X |
Group Stage | ![]() |
4-2 W |
Unity-chan Coconut Kap >tfw no VRfu Proteus Effect |
June 1st, 2018 | YouTube |
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1-0 W |
Unity-chan |
June 10th, 2018 | YouTube | ||
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2-2 D |
Coconut Kap Proteus Effect |
June 16th, 2018 | YouTube | ||
Round of 16 | ![]() |
2-1 W |
Coconut Kap Unity-chan |
June 23rd, 2018 | YouTube | |
Quarter-finals | ![]() |
1-0 W |
Custom Avatar |
June 24th, 2018 | YouTube | |
Semi-finals | ![]() |
2-1 W |
Unity-chan Unity-chan |
June 24th, 2018 | YouTube | |
Finals | ![]() |
4-1 W |
Proteus Effect Coconut Kap >tfw no VRfu Proteus Effect |
June 24th, 2018 | YouTube |
Competition | Stage | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date | Video |
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![]() /vg/ League 11 |
Group Stage | ![]() |
1-2 L |
Proteus Effect |
November 23rd, 2018 | YouTube |
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3-0 W |
Coconut Kap Unity-chan Unity-chan |
December 2nd, 2018 | YouTube
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1-0 W |
Unity-chan |
December 8th, 2018 | YouTube | ||
Playoffs Round 2 | ![]() |
3-0 W |
Proteus Effect Coconut Kap Proteus Effect |
December 14th, 2018 | YouTube | |
Round of 16 | ![]() |
3-4 L |
Proteus Effect Proteus Effect Unity-chan |
December 15th, 2018 | YouTube |
Competition | Stage | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date | Video |
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![]() /vg/ League 12 |
Group Stage | ![]() |
2-1 W |
Proteus Effect Custom Avatar |
June 8th, 2019 | YouTube |
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1-3 L |
Custom Avatar |
June 14th, 2019 | YouTube | ||
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1-3 L |
Custom Avatar |
June 23rd, 2019 | YouTube |
Competition | Stage | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date | Video |
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![]() /vg/ League 13 |
Group Stage | ![]() |
7-4 W |
Proteus Effect The CHAD Full Body User The CHAD Full Body User Unity-chan Unity-chan Custom Avatar Proteus Effect |
November 22nd, 2019 | YouTube |
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4-3 W |
30 Yr Old VR Boomer Custom Avatar Unity-chan Aeiou |
December 1st, 2019 | |||
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December 7th, 2019 |
Unofficial Matches
Competition | Stage | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date | Video |
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![]() /vg/ League 11 |
Friendlies | ![]() |
1-1 L (3-5 PK) |
Penis Shaft Landing Craft |
September 14th, 2018 | YouTube |
Competition | Stage | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date | Video |
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![]() /vg/ League 12 |
Friendlies | ![]() |
3-3 W (5-3 PK) |
Custom Avatar Proteus Effect Proteus Effect |
March 23rd, 2019 | YouTube |
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4-3 W |
Coconut Kap Coconut Kap Proteus Effect Proteus Effect |
March 30th, 2019 | YouTube |
Competition | Stage | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date | Video |
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![]() /vg/ League 13 |
Friendlies | ![]() |
5-2 W |
Unity-chan Unity-chan Custom Avatar Custom Avatar Unity-chan |
September 28th, 2019 | YouTube |
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3-2 W |
Proteus Effect Proteus Effect Unity-chan |
September 29th, 2019 | Youtube |
Competition | Stage | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date | Video |
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![]() Battle of the Nazi Horsefuckers |
Exhibition Match | ![]() |
3-8 L |
Unity-chan Unity-chan Gogeta Da |
April 20th, 2019 | Twitch |
Competition | Stage | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date | Video |
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![]() Nazi Horsefuckers 2: Crawboil's Revenge |
Exhibition Match | ![]() |
5-6 L |
Proteus Effect 30 Yr Old VR Boomer Unity-chan 30 Yr Old VR Boomer Unity-chan |
November 16th, 2019 | YouTube |
/vg/ Representatives
2018 Summer Cup |
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Unity-chan Center Forward |
2019 Winter Cup |
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30 Yr Old VR Boomer Defensive Midfielder |
2019 Summer Cup |
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Fucking NO ONE WE DIDN'T MAKE IT ON THE TEAM |
Exports
/vrg/
VGL13
- Tactical Export: i'm gay
- Aesthetics Export: you're gay
- Audio Export: VR has no gaems
Team Art
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/vg/ League | ||
Preceded by /vg/ League 9 ![]() |
/vg/ League Champions /vg/ League X (1st title) |
Succeeded by /vg/ League 11 ![]() |
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