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/vrg/ - Virtual Reality General
Retired Players
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Team History
Ranking:
VGLX - 1st
VGL11 - 10th
VGL12 - 34th
Overall - 29th
Key Players:
Unity-chan
Proteus Effect
Custom Avatar
Counteraction rising. Yeah, we are ready for the punch line. There's no use with all your gimmicks, so check this out.
The story and legacy behind /vrg/ is not one that can easily be summarized. How did one team go from being the most hated, infuriating general, to the point where even the tournament organizers despised them, to winning the whole thing and going on to redeem themselves in the eyes of many by helping to lead /vg/ to their first ever cup victory? This is the story of one gay, arrogant team that entered as villains and came out as heroes.
The /vrg/ general was formed in the very late December of 2017. The soccer team was formed in May of 2018. Although /vrg/ is the "Virtual Reality General", the main game that is played by the vast majority of people is VRChat, a social game with near infinite creative possibilites. /vrg/ prides itself on content creation and as such, wanted to create their own custom team from scratch without any help. Due to this, as well as other factors, misunderstandings, and some bant, /vrg/ was already hated by the vast majority of people, including the VGL organizers themselves, before VGLX had even begun. Many had told them they would lose immediately, and be the laughing stock of the tournament, especially when /vrg/'s refusal to ask for help wound up making them miss the aesthetic deadline. However, that didn't happen. /vrg/ won their very first game, even without their aesthetics. And then they got their aesthetics, and they won. And then they won again, and then they kept winning, and winning, and winning, until no one was laughing anymore. To the dismay of many, /vrg/ sweeped their first ever tournament, coming in first place without a single loss on their record. VGL had laughed at /vrg/, and now /vrg/ was laughing back.
After accomplishing just about everything there is to accomplish, there's nowhere to go but downhill from here for /vrg/. The biggest victory they now seek to achieve is the same as it was when they first started - Having fun watching their walking abomination shitpost of a team kick the ball around while watching the game on a big screen in virtual reality. |
VGL11 occurred, marking /vrg/'s second VGL tournament after they became champions of the last one. Waste of Draw Calls, VR Hole, and four other players that never saw any playtime in VGLX were retired (/dance crew/, Monkeysphere, Abyssal Futa Dick, and >he doesn't know). Newcomers Veteran User, Awptist, El Kamino, Nepbar, Beat Saber, and 30 Yr Old VR Boomer were added to the team. Beat Saber would replace VR Socks as /vrg/'s main goalkeeper, with VR Socks becoming a fullback. Unfortunately VGL11 would be a rude wake-up call. Although /vrg/ was placed in what seemed like an extremely easy group stage against the likes of /osg/, /aceg/, and /utg/, /vrg/ would suffer their first ever loss on the opening day of the tournament against /osg/ in a 2-1 blunder in which both goals were caused by newly added CB "El Kamino"'s inability to intercept easy passes by the enemy team. Team captain Proteus Effect was able to knock one in but unfortunately it wasn't enough. Although they suffered their first ever loss, /vrg/ was not out just yet. In their next match, Kap and Unity-chan would make quick work of /utg/ in a 3-0 blowout, and Unity-chan was able to further carry her team in the next match against the cursed /aceg/ (who of course, were cursed and despite getting one of their members tripped in the box, the ref for some reason called it for /vrg/ and a penalty kick was avoided) with the lone goal to send them through.
As a result of coming in 10th place and not being able to secure a medal spot on the /vg/ roster, /vrg/ decided to send in the 30 Yr Old VR Boomer as a representative for /vg/ instead of Unity-chan. The boomer would go on to become a fan favorite and would eventually secure an even higher position among the /vrg/ team. |
The VGL12 roster poll occurred. VGLX original members Bote Girls, Mutetopper, A Panty Shot, PHOTOSHOP ME IN, and even the silver medal Coconut Kap failed to make it onto the team and were retired. VGL11 additions Awptist, Veteran User, and the worst player /vrg/ has ever had, El Kamino (who literally clapped for the other fucking team in his last match ever played against /dbg/ after he failed to prevent a goal YET AGAIN), were also retired. 8 new players were added to the team: Indexfag, Cheers, Kippis, Kanpai, Fuck Niggers, Hate Speech, i'm gay, Nintendo Labo VR, Boothcat, Lavender When? and VR Sleep being the new additions. In addition to new players and new models, the vast majority of the current members on the team had their aesthetics updated and polished.
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The /vg/ League 13 Friendlies occurred, and /vrg/ signed up to face off against two teams, /r6g/ and /fgoalter/. After /vrg/'s abysmal performance in VGL12, and their immense disappointment in mascot player Unity-chan, it was decided that maybe we should have the bright idea of making our star player into a gold instead of being a silver every time. Thus, in hopes she would stop being disappointing, Unity-chan was given the gold CF position, replacing Proteus Effect who would be demoted to a silver. She was also given the Captain position. A new captain, a new gold medal, a new Center Forward, a new version of PES (PES 2016), and a new boob job and outfit to go with it.
The first game took place against /r6g/. In less than 4 minutes, Unity-chan scored a goal. 3 minutes later at the 7 minute mark, she scores a second goal and gets a brace. Custom Avatar would then follow up with a brace of his own, and it looked to be an absolute slaughter. To add insult to injury, Unity-chan scored a third goal at the 82 minute mark, completing her hatrick, and leading /vrg/ to victory in a 5-2 shellacking against /r6g/.
Finally, it seemed that Unity-chan was back to her old self and the curse was broken. But that was only one game. The next day, /vrg/ faced off against /fgoalter/. Losing against >>>>>alter would mean being the laughing stock of everyone, so we couldn't let that happen. /fgoalter/ was equipped with an extremely defense heavy meme export, with medal defenders, and thus made it hard for /vrg/ to break through and score. It was like watching a PES 17 match. Proteus Effect was able to score one and tie it up after fgoalter got an early goal. 20 minutes later, Proteus would score again to take the lead of 2-1. Again, /fgoalter/ came back and tied it up 2-2. While all of this was happening, Unity-chan had resorted back to her old ways, also thinking it was a PES 17 match, and jobbed hardcore, making multiple attempts at shots that should have been extremely easy goals, but would either go wide, or to the moon, or somewhere else instead of in the net. Seconds before 90+ injury time was about to end, Unity-chan had a clear shot at the goal, and whiffed it. The game would then go on to extra time, in which both teams were hard-pressed to score a goal.
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Player Statistics
Player | Goals in VGLX | Assists in VGLX | Goals in VGL11 | Assists in VGL11 | Goals in VGL12 | Assists in VGL12 | Goals in VGL13 | Assists in VGL13 | Goals (Total) | Assists (Total) |
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Unity-chan | 5 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 12 | 3 |
Proteus Effect | 4 | 2 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 13 | 8 |
Coconut Kap | 4 | 3 | 2 | 1 | N/A | N/A | N/A | N/A | 6 | 4 |
>tfw no vrfu | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 |
Custom Avatar | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 1 |
A Panty Shot | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | N/A | N/A | N/A | N/A | 0 | 2 |
Vivelet | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 |
Riftcuck | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
30 Yr Old VR Boomer | N/A | N/A | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 4 |
TUPPERED | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Lavender When? | N/A | N/A | N/A | N/A | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
Goalkeeper Statistics
Player | Saves in VGLX | Saves in VGL11 | Saves in VGL12 | Saves in VGL13 | Saves (Total) |
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VR Socks | 19 | N/A | N/A | N/A | 19 |
Ugandan Knuckles | 7 | 6 | N/A | N/A | 13 |
Beat Saver | N/A | 8 | 2 | 2 | 12 |
Cheers, Kippis, Kanpai, Fuck Niggers | N/A | N/A | 5 | 1 | 6 |
Match History
Competition | Stage | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date | Video |
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/vg/ League X |
Group Stage | /rsg/ | 4-2 W |
Unity-chan 23' Coconut Kap 33' >tfw no VRfu 57' Proteus Effect 62' |
June 1st, 2018 | YouTube |
/2hug/ | 1-0 W |
Unity-chan 6' |
June 10th, 2018 | YouTube | ||
/lzg/ | 2-2 D |
Coconut Kap 37' Proteus Effect 40' |
June 16th, 2018 | YouTube | ||
Round of 16 | /@/ | 2-1 W |
Coconut Kap 18' Unity-chan 70' |
June 23rd, 2018 | YouTube | |
Quarter-finals | /mcg/ | 1-0 W |
Custom Avatar 88' |
June 24th, 2018 | YouTube | |
Semi-finals | /mbg/ | 2-1 W |
Unity-chan 80' Unity-chan 85' |
June 24th, 2018 | YouTube | |
Finals | /fgg/ | 4-1 W |
Proteus Effect 2' Coconut Kap 8' >tfw no VRfu 53' Proteus Effect 74' |
June 24th, 2018 | YouTube |
Competition | Stage | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date | Video |
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/vg/ League 11 |
Group Stage | /osg/ | 1-2 L |
Proteus Effect 72' |
November 23rd, 2018 | YouTube |
/utg/ | 3-0 W |
Coconut Kap 18' Unity-chan 58' Unity-chan 84' |
December 2nd, 2018 | YouTube
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/aceg/ | 1-0 W |
Unity-chan 45' |
December 8th, 2018 | YouTube | ||
Playoffs Round 2 | /llsifg/ | 3-0 W |
Proteus Effect 55' Coconut Kap 72' Proteus Effect 85' |
December 14th, 2018 | YouTube | |
Round of 16 | /mcg/ | 3-4 L |
Proteus Effect 45+1' Proteus Effect 69' Unity-chan 90+3' |
December 15th, 2018 | YouTube |
Competition | Stage | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date | Video |
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/vg/ League 12 |
Group Stage | /ksg/ | 2-1 W |
Proteus Effect 28' Custom Avatar 87' |
June 8th, 2019 | YouTube |
/mbg/ | 1-3 L |
Custom Avatar 50' |
June 14th, 2019 | YouTube | ||
/gbpen/ | 1-3 L |
Custom Avatar 8' |
June 23rd, 2019 | YouTube |
Competition | Stage | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date | Video |
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/vg/ League 13 |
Group Stage | /alg/ | 7-4 W |
Proteus Effect 11' The CHAD Full Body User 23' The CHAD Full Body User 41' Unity-chan 49' Unity-chan 55' Custom Avatar 63' Proteus Effect 80' |
November 22nd, 2019 | YouTube |
/egg/ | 4-3 W |
30 Yr Old VR Boomer 5' Custom Avatar 20' Unity-chan 39' Aeiou 81' |
December 1st, 2019 | YouTube | ||
/drg/ | 1-1 D |
Proteus Effect 88' |
December 7th, 2019 | YouTube | ||
Round of 16 | /tnm/ | December 14th, 2019 |
Unofficial Matches
Competition | Stage | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date | Video |
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/vg/ League 11 |
Friendlies | /gsg/ | 1-1 L (3-5 PK) |
Penis Shaft Landing Craft 38' |
September 14th, 2018 | YouTube |
Competition | Stage | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date | Video |
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/vg/ League 12 |
Friendlies | /dbg/ | 3-3 W (5-3 PK) |
Custom Avatar 23' Proteus Effect 85' Proteus Effect 89' |
March 23rd, 2019 | YouTube |
/gfg/ | 4-3 W |
Coconut Kap 8' Coconut Kap 10' Proteus Effect 52' Proteus Effect 79' |
March 30th, 2019 | YouTube |
Competition | Stage | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date | Video |
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/vg/ League 13 |
Friendlies | /r6g/ | 5-2 W |
Unity-chan 4' Unity-chan 7' Custom Avatar 51' Custom Avatar 56' Unity-chan 82' |
September 28th, 2019 | YouTube |
/fgoalter/ | 3-2 W |
Proteus Effect 47' Proteus Effect 76' Unity-chan 117' |
September 29th, 2019 | Youtube |
Competition | Stage | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date | Video |
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Battle of the Nazi Horsefuckers |
Exhibition Match | /mlpol/ | 3-8 L |
Unity-chan 63' Unity-chan 78' Gogeta Da 90+0' |
April 20th, 2019 | Twitch |
Competition | Stage | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date | Video |
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Nazi Horsefuckers 2: Crawboil's Revenge |
Exhibition Match | /mlpol/ | 5-6 L |
Proteus Effect 20' 30 Yr Old VR Boomer 31' Unity-chan 33' 30 Yr Old VR Boomer 40' Unity-chan 88' |
November 16th, 2019 | YouTube |
/vg/ Representatives
2018 Summer Cup |
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Unity-chan Center Forward |
2019 Winter Cup |
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30 Yr Old VR Boomer Defensive Midfielder |
2019 Summer Cup |
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Fucking NO ONE WE DIDN'T MAKE IT ON THE TEAM |
Exports
/vrg/
VGL13
- Tactical Export: i'm gay
- Aesthetics Export: you're gay
- Audio Export: VR has no gaems
Team Art
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/vg/ League | ||
Preceded by /vg/ League 9 /aog/ |
/vg/ League Champions /vg/ League X (1st title) |
Succeeded by /vg/ League 11 /dbg/ |
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