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There's always next year!* | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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/shorks/ - San Jose Sharks | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Roster
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Match history
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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November 14, 2019 | ![]() |
/hoc/ League 2019 | 3-0 W | ![]() |
November 21, 2019 | ![]() |
/hoc/ League 2019 | 0-3 L | |
November 28, 2019 | ![]() |
/hoc/ League 2019 | 4-1 W | ![]() ![]() |
December 5, 2019 | ![]() |
/hoc/ League 2019 | 1-2 (a.e.t.) L | ![]() |
December 12, 2019 | ![]() |
/hoc/ League 2019 | 4-1 L | ![]() |
December 19, 2019 | ![]() |
/hoc/ League 2019 | 3-5 W | ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Statistical leaders
Skaters
Player | Goals | Assists | Points |
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Jumbo Joe | 8 | 3 | 11 |
Cooch | 2 | 4 | 6 |
Teenage Mutant Ninja Hertl | 3 | 3 | 6 |
Burnsie | 1 | 0 | 1 |
It's Timo Time | 0 | 1 | 1 |
St. Patrick Marleau | 0 | 1 | 1 |
Goalies
Player | GP | MIN | W | Saves | GA | GAA | SO |
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Martin "Soft Goals" Jones | 5 | 463 | 2 | 11 | 12 | 2.33 | 1 |
Nabby Says No | 1 | 90 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 1.00 | 0 |
Team awards
/hoc/ League 2019
Pacific Division Champions
Exports
- Tactical Export: Don't choke on these -- please take small bites and chew thoroughly
- Pastebin: How to perform the Heimlich maneuver
- Aesthetics Export: Here
- Audio Export::Boomer:
* "Next year" never fucking comes.
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