/h/

/h/
My hips are moving on their own!
/h/ - Hentai
Founded July 17, 2012 Manager Younger Sister Owner Older Brother IRL manager Flowonthego !!OsuyA1ar1o9 Gummy !!/b24Z7agROA LiruAutist !!8nONKtpB5PP rhs !!7U8GBtyDxxf Team colors Chat color 87CEEB Shimapan Blue Ranking 16 ( 4) Highest rank 2 (March 1, 2015) Lowest rank 44 (October 12, 2012) Top scorer Asuka Langley Soryu (36) Top assister Faceless Fatguy (15) Captain Can't Beat The Cock Website /h/ - Hentai Nickname baka hentais Home ground Sad Panda Communal Faphouse
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 43 22 41 106 40.57%
GF GA GD 183 179 +4
Biggest win /h/  5–0  /lit/ July 21, 2019 Biggest defeat /soc/  7–0  /h/ February 10, 2013 First match /h/  2–2  /hm/ July 20, 2012
Elite Cup Appearances 15 (First in 2013 4chan Winter Cup) Best result 2nd, 2015 4chan Winter Cup Babby Cup Appearances 7 (First in 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup) Best result 7th, 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem Walpurgis Night Goal horn Hentai Ringtone Faceless Goalhorn Netorare Rance Goalhorn My Glorious Days Liru Goalhorn Never, Ever Lightsaber Dick Goalhorn Imperial March
Kits
Home kit Away kit

The /h/entai Team was formed on July 17th, 2012 after a curious spectator of the 4chan Summer Cup group stages decided to create a team with the help of friendly anons from /h/. Other teams are about to be loved tenderly.

Important Links

Tactical Export	Aesthetic Export	Music Export
2020 Winter 2020 Historical Winter 2018 PES 2017 PES 2016	2020 Winter 2020 Historical Summer 2018 Winter 2018 PES 2017 PES 2016	2020 Winter 2020 Historical Summer 2018 Winter 2018 Autumn 2017 Summer 2017

Roster

Main Article: /h/ roster

Current Roster

No. Position Player 15   GK Sad Panda 21   CB Titty Monster 59   CB Oh Bother 57   LB Violated Heroine 46   RB Heart Pupils 38   DMF Unwilling Elf 53   DMF Translation Never 42   CMF Liru 33   AMF Faceless Fatguy 50   SS Lightsaber Dick 52   CF Can't Beat the Cock

No. Position Player 45   CB Blowjob Face 63   CB Stopman 51   LB Mind Break 31   RB Bible Black 49   DMF Leg-Lock 61   DMF Instant Defeat 13   DMF Thinking Man's Fetish 28   CMF Delicious Flat Chest 11   CMF Incest 1   CMF Fap Gauntlet 47   CMF License to Fuck 60   CMF Dangerous Day

History

Honors

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Team

Official

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  2015 4chan Winter Cup: Runners Up

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  2014 4chan Winter Cup: 4th Place

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  2018 4chan Winter Cup: 4th Place

Invitational

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  Weeabowl II: Champions

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  Kurisumasu Cup: Champions

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  Kurisumasu Cup III: Champions

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  Lewd Bowl:
  Runners Up

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  Kurisumasu Cup IV: Runners Up

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  Tag Team Cup 3:
  Runners Up
  as  /hpo/

Individual

Awards

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  2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
  Goal of the Tournament: Asuka

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  2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
  Most Assists (Tied):
  Liru

All-Star Selection

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  2012 Autumn Babby Cup All-Stars:
  POMF-chan

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  2014 Winter Cup All-Stars:
  Asuka

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  2014 Winter Cup All-Stars:
  Kneesocks

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  2014 Summer Cup All-Stars:
  Delicious Flat Chest

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  2015 Winter Cup All-Stars:
  Asuka

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  2015 Winter Cup All-Stars:
  Kneesocks

Tournament History

Event	Finish	W	D	L	Captain	Lead Goalscorer
2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Round of 16, promoted	3	0	1	Fap Gauntlet	Titty Monster (3)
2013 4chan Winter Cup	Group Stage, relegated	0	1	2	Titty Monster	Titty Monster (2)
2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Group Stage, promoted	2	0	1	Titty Monster	Titty Monster (2)
2013 4chan Summer Cup	Round of 16	1	2	1	Asuka Langley Soryu	Asuka Langley Soryu (2)
2014 4chan Winter Cup	4th Place	3	1	3	Asuka Langley Soryu	Asuka Langley Soryu (4) Titty Monster (4)
2014 4chan Summer Cup	Quarterfinals	2	1	2	Asuka Langley Soryu	Incest Titty Monster (2)
2015 4chan Winter Cup	Runner-up	5	0	2	Titty Monster	Asuka Langley Soryu (5)
2015 4chan Summer Cup	Group Stage, relegated	1	1	1	Titty Monster	Titty Monster (3)
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Quarterfinals, promoted	3	2	1	Titty Monster	Bible Black (3)
2016 4chan Winter Cup	Group Stage, relegated	0	1	2	Titty Monster	Titty Monster (3)
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Group Stage	1	0	2	Asuka Langley Soryu	Asuka Langley Soryu (4)
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Round of 16, promoted	2	1	1	Asuka Langley Soryu	Asuka Langley Soryu (6)
2017 4chan Winter Cup	Round of 16	1	1	2	Asuka Langley Soryu	Liru (4)
2017 4chan Summer Cup	Group Stage, relegated	0	2	1	Liru	Faceless Fatguy (1)
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Round of 16, promoted	2	0	2	Liru	Faceless Fatguy (5)
2018 4chan Winter Cup	4th Place	4	1	2	Liru	Faceless Fatguy Liru (4)
2018 4chan Summer Cup	Round of 16	1	2	1	Sad Panda	Liru (3)
2019 4chan Winter Cup	Group Stage, relegated	0	2	1	Sad Panda	Can't Beat The Cock (3) Faceless Fatguy (3)
2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Quarter Finals	2	1	2	Can't Beat The Cock	Can't Beat The Cock (2) Liru (2) Faceless Fatguy (2)
2019 4chan Summer Cup	Round of 16	2	1	1	Can't Beat The Cock	Can't Beat The Cock (6)
2020 4chan Winter Cup	Round of 16	1	2	1	Can't Beat The Cock	Can't Beat The Cock (5)
2020 4chan Summer Cup	Group Stage, relegated	0	0	3	Can't Beat The Cock	Can't Beat The Cock (2) & Liru (2)

Match History

For a full record of all  /h/ matches including friendlies and invitationals refer to the main /h/ Match History page. A video archive of matches can be found here

Recent Matches

Last year

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Stadium
May 18, 2019	/cm/	2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	0-1 L		Anfield Attendance: 455
May 24, 2019	/mu/	2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	2-2 D	Liru  77' Faceless Fatguy  83'	Burg Stadion Attendance: 406
ay 26, 2019	/v/	2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	2-1 W	Lightsaber Dick  20' Liru  28'	Anfield Attendance: 506
June 1, 2019	/k/	2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16	2-0 W	Can't Beat The Cock  19' Faceless Fatguy  71'	Anfield Attendance: 374
June 2, 2019	/i/	2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Quarter Finals	1-2 L	Can't Beat The Cock  78'	Anfield Attendance: 519
July 19th, 2019	/vg/	2019 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	2-2 D	Liru  14' Faceless Fatguy  53'	The Sand Casino Attendance: 526 (?)
July 21st, 2019	/lit/	2019 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	5-0 W	Can't Beat The Cock  11', 29', 44', 55' Faceless Fatguy  87'	Transatlantic Semen Pipeline Stadium Attendance: 607 (516)
July 27th, 2019	/g/	2019 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	3-1 W	Dangerous Day  3' Sad Panda  55' Can't Beat The Cock  81'	The GNU/Lag Attendance: 594 (292)
August 3rd, 2019	/w/	2019 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16	1-2 L	Can't Beat The Cock  90+0'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 708 (306)
January 18, 2020	/vp/	2020 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	3-2 W	Faceless Fatguy  27' Can't Beat The Cock  37' Lightsaber Dick  72'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance:
January 24, 2020	/wg/	2020 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	4-4 D	Faceless Fatguy  25' Nudes  34' Can't Beat The Cock  71', 83'	Mont Cervin Attendance:
January 26, 2020	/trv/	2020 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2-2 D	Can't Beat The Cock  52', 90+3'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance:
February 1, 2020	/pol/	2020 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16	1-3 L	Faceless Fatguy  52'	The GNU/Lag (or GNU+Lag) Attendance:
July 18, 2020	/w/	2020 4chan Summer Cup Group stage	0-2 L		Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 746
July 24, 2020	/cm/	2020 4chan Summer Cup Group stage	1-2 L	Liru  24'	Seme Uke Stadium Attendance: 626
July 26, 2020	/sp/	2020 4chan Summer Cup Group stage	4-6 L	Liru  24' Can't Beat The Cock  32', 74' Faceless Fatguy  54'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 832

Records

Main Article: /h/ Records

Team Records

Category	Recordholder	Record
Highest Attendance	vs  /n/, March 4 2018 2018 4chan Winter Cup Third Place Match	2552
Winning Streak	February 15 2015 to March 1 2015	5 Matches
Unbeaten Streak	August 9 2015 to November 14 2015	6 Matches
Biggest Win	vs  /pol/ November 5 2016 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage vs  /wg/ January 12 2014 2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies vs  /lit/ July 21st 2019 2019 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	5-0
Highest Score	vs  /g/ October 13 2013 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup vs  /pol/ November 5 2016 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage vs  /wg/ January 12 2014 2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies vs  /lit/ July 21st 2019 2019 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	5 Goals

Individual Records

Category	Recordholder	Record
Most Matches	Titty Monster	76
Most Goals	Asuka Langley Soryuu	36
Most Goals in a Match	Asuka Langley Soryuu vs  /pol/ November 5 2016 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage Can't Beat The Cock v  /lit/ July 21st 2019 2019 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	4
Most Goals in a Cup	Asuka Langley Soryuu 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Can't Beat The Cock 2019 4chan Summer Cup	6
Most Assists	Faceless Fatguy	15
Most Saves	Sad Panda	120
Most Cleansheets	Sad Panda	9

Miscellaneous

Management

Avalon - Autumn 2012 - Spring 2013
OnaniMaster - Autumn 2012
Bittenfeld - Summer 2013 - Summer 2014
RLK_Dragon - Winter 2015 - Autumn 2015
Flowonthego & Gummy - Summer 2015 - Summer 2019
rhs - Summer 2017 - Winter 2019, Summer 2019 -
LiruAutist - Spring 2019 -

Rivalries

/a/ - Sad Panda Derby	On the first day of 4chan moot created the anime board. On the second day he created the hentai board. Linked from the very beginning it is fitting that the two teams have been closely linked and indeed are cotenants of the Sad Panda Communal Faphouse. Fittingly the two teams have met in two official friendlies, split one apiece, and in one drawn cup match.
1-1-1

Played	GF	GA	GD
3	4	8	-4

/d/ - Fluid Bowl	They both live their lives in search of hentai...however one has a bit of an open mind. /h/ and /d/ first played in two friendlies, split one apiece but /h/ has since taken control of the Derby with two round of 16 wins.
3-0-1

Played	GF	GA	GD
4	6	5	1

/e/ - H Bowl	Two boards inherently linked with the word ecchi itself derived from the English spelling of hentai. While both boards love their lewd anime girls, /h/ recognizes that anime girls are there to get the dick. The two boards have never met in a cup match but /h/ came out victorious in the one official friendly played.
1-0-0

Played	GF	GA	GD
1	1	0	1

/mlp/ - Stallion Bowl

Your resistance only makes me harder Named after the character Stallion from the classic Hentai game/OVA Words Worth, this rivalry stems from onfield cup history. All four cup matches between the two sides have been high stakes finals with /mlp/ taking out the first match and the third place trophy in Winter 2014. The following Winter /h/ got revenge in the Round of 16 enroute to the cup final. Unfortunately /mlp/ has taken out both of the next two encounters, a Round of 16 match in Autumn 2017 and a semi final in Winter 2018 where /h/ was unable to capitalise on its dominance due to >Rance

1-0-3

Played	GF	GA	GD
4	5	8	-3

Stadium

Stadium

Sad Panda Communal Faphouse

5-5-6

Envisioned as a communal stadium that could represent all the weeb teams, the Sad Panda Communal Faphouse hosted its first match in the Round of 16 in the 2016 Autumn Babby Cup. Unfortunately /h/ was unable to avoid the New Stadium Curse, losing to /u/. While /h/'s second match at the ground was a much happier occasion, with a 3-0 win over /adv/ to avoid relegation in Winter 2017, the teams has yet to stamp its authority at home though a breakout victory against rivals /d/ in the 2018 Winter Cup Round of 16 shows that this is beginning to change.

Played	GF	GA	GD
16	26	26	0

Tag Teams

The Tag Team Cup is an annual invitational where two cup teams form a tag team representing both teams.

/hpo/ - /h/ and /po/	/hpo/ was the tag team between /h/ and /po/ for the 2017 Tag Team Cup 3. /hpo/ was successful onfield and finished second, losing in the final to /vrm/.
3-1-2

Played	GF	GA	GD
6	7	7	0

/vh/ - /h/ and /v/	/vh/ was the tag team between /h/ and /v/ that took part in the Tag Team Cup 4.
2-0-2

Played	GF	GA	GD
4	4	7	-3