/asp/
/asp/ F.C. was the football club of the Alternative Sports and Wrestling 4chan board. Born in 2013, both the board and the team underwent quite a few identity changes over the years. What started off as predominantly a hub for mixed martial arts discussion with occasional wrestling talk thrown in transformed into its own counter-culture mecca of mostly wrestling-related shitposting, while also serving as a home for other folks seeking to discuss forms of entertainment considered too out-of-place on /sp/. Perennially strong, /asp/ was cup-favorite squad right up until the end where they made their last and greatest run in the 2021 4chan World Cup.
/asp/ was split by the mods into /pw/ and /xs/ during the Winter of '21. That's the end, brother.
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Exports - Autumn Cup Export
Current: https://www.mediafire.com/file/fi5n88sx4qtrvhj/ASP_fixed_Autumn_Export_2019.zip
Backup: http://www.mediafire.com/file/y93yjb48041j8zy/
Other Special Goalhorns/Anthems
CENAWINSLOL Goal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cZ7ndjhhps
Victory Anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEssh-ifWmo
Undercarder Goal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELcze5ASdUc
KWAB Goal: https://voca.ro/2T96YyUs5zi
Bruce Lee Goal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZxGtvpp49M
Team History
Main Article: /asp/ History
When Spring 2020 first arrived, it seemed like this cup was just going to be more of the same. /asp/ fell in their first match 1-2 to /k/ in a solid defensive performance but one that once again featured some unfortunate chokes from their now aging ace Hollywood John. But unlike in groups past, /asp/ started to receive some good fortune coming their way. First, /diy/ and /bant/ ended up drawing their match, meaning controlling their own destiny was still very much in the cards. They then took advantage of this opening with a 2-1 victory over /bant/ in their second match, all the while /k/ suddenly imploded with a 1-4 loss against /diy/. Suddenly, /asp/ was sitting relatively comfortably with one match to play, second in their group with a two goal GD advantage over a team they had already played. All they needed to do to clinch it was beat another autopilot in /diy/...
...aaaaaand they almost choked it. A goal from Undercarder was immediately met with by a goal from MacGyver, and that scoreline ended up holding for the full 90 minutes. In a match where they could've punched their ticket to summer with a win, /asp/ was now left waiting on the final match of the group, praying for a sign of life from /bant/ to help match up against what initially seemed like a pretty solid /k/ squad. Things looked bad early with Zergface scoring off a cross in the 29th minute and /k/ completely shutting down the /bant/ attack for all of the first half. It looked like it was going to be yet another cup of heartbreak...and then, A FUCKING LEAF happened. Leaf Girl found a way to break through the /k/ defense for an equalizer in the 61st minute, and it was there that the scoreline held: /asp/ wins, 1-1
/asp/ had done it. It required a lot of luck and relying on a fucking leaf, but they had done it. For the first time in their 7-year history as a divegrass squad, /asp/ had managed to promote to the Elite cup on their own volition. While they did end up dropping out ignominiously in the Round of 16 4-2 to old foe /s4s/, they had still managed to accomplish something unprecedented for their squad. But as a price, it became clear that the old dog Cena had lost the juice that had powered him years ago, and that moves needed to be made. Cena had saved /asp/'s ass many an eon ago, but his time was up, and Undercarder's time was now. Uncaged from the confines of the babbies, and with a new ace leading the way, /asp/ are now looking to finish what they started all those years ago during The Streak, and finally bring home The Cup.
Roster
Photo of 2020 Summer Cup Squad
Top: VACANT, Jannetty, HBGay Magazine, KeMonito, Boomericho, Jim Cucknette
Bottom: KWAB, DEAN, Undercarder, Big Bible AJ, Triple Cage
Main Article: /asp/ Roster
(Note: Positions are Subject to Change)
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Fixtures/Results
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers | Replays |
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July 20, 2013 | ![]() |
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3-2 W | FAHN DAHN GOOO ![]() The Dazzler ![]() CENAWINSLOL ![]() |
Link (Boris's Twitch because >Trashd) Skip to 17 minutes |
July 21, 2013 | ![]() |
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4-2 W | Rodney Mullen ![]() CENAWINSLOL ![]() |
Link (YouTube) |
September 22, 2013 | ![]() |
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1-2 L | CENAWINSLOL ![]() |
Link (Dailymotion because >Twitch) |
September 28, 2013 | ![]() |
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1-1 D | CENAWINSLOL ![]() |
Link (4chan Cup Twitch) Skip to 1 hour 20 minutes |
October 26, 2013 | ![]() |
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1-1 D | FAHN DAHN GOOO ![]() |
Link to Highlights (Dailymotion) |
October 26, 2013 | ![]() |
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2-2 D | Pic-A-Nic Basket ![]() CENAWINSLOL ![]() |
Link to Highlights (Dailymotion) |
October 27, 2013 | ![]() |
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4-1 W | Bork Lazer ![]() American Dragon ![]() |
Link to Highlights (Dailymotion) |
October 27, 2013 | ![]() |
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0-2 L | Link to Highlights (Dailymotion) | |
November 15, 2013 | ![]() |
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1-4 L | Bork Lazer ![]() |
Link to Highlights (Dailymotion) |
November 17, 2013 | ![]() |
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3-0 W | CENAWINSLOL ![]() Rodney Mullen ![]() |
Link to Highlights (Dailymotion) |
November 23, 2013 | ![]() |
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1-1 D | Bork Lazer ![]() |
Link to Highlights (Dailymotion) |
January 12, 2014 | ![]() |
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1-0 W | American Dragon ![]() |
Link (4chan Cup Twitch) Skip to 3 hours 5 minutes |
January 26, 2014 | ![]() |
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0-0 D | this match was awful, i'm not even putting a link to it | |
February 15, 2014 | ![]() |
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3-0 W | American Dragon ![]() CENAWINSLOL ![]() |
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February 21, 2014 | ![]() |
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2-0 W | American Dragon ![]() Rodney Mullen ![]() |
Link to Highlights (Dailymotion) |
February 23, 2014 | ![]() |
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0-2 L | Link to Highlights (Dailymotion) | |
March 1, 2014 | ![]() |
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2-2 (7-6) W |
CENAWINSLOL ![]() |
Link to Highlights (Dailymotion) |
March 2, 2014 | ![]() |
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3-4 L | CENAWINSLOL ![]() Rodney Mullen ![]() American Dragon ![]() |
Link to Highlights (Dailymotion) |
June 6, 2014 | ![]() |
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0-1 L | Link (4chan Cup Twitch) Skip to 1 hour 24 minutes | |
June 8, 2014 | ![]() |
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2-0 W | American Dragon ![]() Bones Jones ![]() |
Link (4chan Cup Twitch) Skip to 2 hours 38 minutes |
July 19, 2014 | ![]() |
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2-1 W | CENAWINSLOL ![]() NOT /ASP/ ![]() |
Link to Highlights (Youtube) |
July 25, 2014 | ![]() |
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0-2 L | Link to Highlights (Youtube) | |
July 27, 2014 | ![]() |
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2-1 W | CENAWINSLOL ![]() FUCK THIS COMPANY ![]() |
Link to Highlights (Youtube) |
August 2, 2014 | ![]() |
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0-1 L | Link to Highlights (Youtube) | |
February 14, 2015 | ![]() |
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1-1 D | Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres ![]() |
Link to Highlights (Youtube) |
February 20, 2015 | ![]() |
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1-0 W | CENAWINSLOL ![]() |
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February 22, 2015 | ![]() |
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5-0 W | CENAWINSLOL ![]() Pipebomb ![]() Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres ![]() |
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February 28, 2015 | ![]() |
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3-0 W | Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres ![]() American Dragon ![]() |
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March 1, 2015 | ![]() |
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0-2 L | ||
August 1, 2015 | ![]() |
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1-3 L | CENAWINSLOL ![]() |
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August 7, 2015 | ![]() |
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3-1 W | American Dragon ![]() CENAWINSLOL ![]() Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres ![]() |
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August 9, 2015 | ![]() |
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2-0 W | American Dragon ![]() CENAWINSLOL ![]() |
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August 15, 2015 | ![]() |
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2-1 W | American Dragon ![]() CENAWINSLOL ![]() |
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August 16, 2015 | ![]() |
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1-3 L | CENAWINSLOL ![]() |
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February 19, 2016 | ![]() |
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1-1 D | Bruce Lee ![]() |
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February 21, 2016 | ![]() |
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2-1 W | Bruce Lee ![]() CENAWINSLOL ![]() |
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February 27, 2016 | ![]() |
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6-0 W | CENAWINSLOL ![]() Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres ![]() Bruce Lee ![]() |
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March 5, 2016 | ![]() |
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2-2 (3-4) L |
American Dragon ![]() Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres ![]() |
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August 5, 2016 | ![]() |
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1-3 L | Bruce Lee ![]() |
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August 7, 2016 | ![]() |
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2-2 D | Big Match John ![]() |
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August 13, 2016 | ![]() |
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3-1 W | BROTHER NERO ![]() Big Match John ![]() |
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August 20, 2016 | ![]() |
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3-2 W | BROTHER NERO ![]() Big Match John ![]() |
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August 21, 2016 | ![]() |
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3-2 L | Big Match John ![]() BROTHER NERO ![]() |
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February 11, 2017 | ![]() |
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0-0 D | ||
February 17, 2017 | ![]() |
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1-0 W | Big Match John ![]() |
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February 19, 2017 | ![]() |
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3-0 W | Airport General MK XI ![]() Bork Lazer ![]() Big Match John ![]() |
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February 25, 2017 | ![]() |
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3-1 W | BROTHER NERO ![]() Bruce Lee ![]() |
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February 26, 2017 | ![]() |
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1-3 L | BROTHER NERO ![]() |
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July 28, 2017 | ![]() |
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1-2 L | CENAWINSLOL ![]() |
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July 30, 2017 | ![]() |
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3-3 D | BRAAAAUUUUUUUN ![]() CENAWINSLOL ![]() BROTHER NERO ![]() |
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August 5, 2017 | ![]() |
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0-2 L | ||
October 28, 2017 | ![]() |
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0-2 L | Smashcast VOD | |
November 3, 2017 | ![]() |
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1-1 D | THE BIG DOG ![]() |
Smashcast VOD |
November 5, 2017 | ![]() |
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1-0 W | THE GAY COMMUNITY? ![]() |
Smashcast VOD |
May 4, 2018 | ![]() |
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2-0 W | Bruce Lee ![]() |
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May 6, 2018 | ![]() |
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1-2 L | Undercarder ![]() |
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May 12, 2018 | ![]() |
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0-1 L | ||
May 18, 2018 | ![]() |
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3-2 W | Big Bible AJ ![]() Punished John ![]() |
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October 27, 2018 | ![]() |
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1-1 D | Hollywood John ![]() |
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November 2, 2018 | ![]() |
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0-0 D | ||
November 4, 2018 | ![]() |
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1-2 L | Undercarder ![]() |
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May 3, 2019 | ![]() |
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3-1 W | Undercarder ![]() Big Match John ![]() Ding-Dong Diddly ![]() |
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May 4, 2019 | ![]() |
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0-2 L | ||
May 5, 2019 | ![]() |
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0-3 L | ||
October 25, 2019 | ![]() |
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1-1 D | Summer of '92 ![]() |
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October 27, 2019 | ![]() |
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2-2 D | Undercarder ![]() |
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November 2, 2019 | ![]() |
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3-2 W | Undercarder ![]() |
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April 24, 2020 | ![]() |
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1-2 L | KWAB ![]() |
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April 26, 2020 | ![]() |
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2-1 W | Hollywood John ![]() KWAB ![]() |
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May 2, 2020 | ![]() |
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1-1 D | Undercarder ![]() |
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May 9, 2020 | ![]() |
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2-4 L | Undercarder ![]() Big Bible AJ ![]() |
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July 18, 2020 | ![]() |
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0-1 L | ||
July 24, 2020 | ![]() |
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4-2 W | Undercarder ![]() KWAB ![]() |
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July 26, 2020 | ![]() |
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1-1 D | KWAB ![]() |
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October 24, 2020 | ![]() |
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3-0 W | Kemonito ![]() Big Bible AJ ![]() KWAB ![]() |
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October 30, 2020 | ![]() |
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2-2 D | Kemonito ![]() KWAB ![]() |
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November 1, 2020 | ![]() |
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1-1 D | Undercarder ![]() |
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November 7, 2020 | ![]() |
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1-5 L | KWAB ![]() |
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January 30, 2021 | ![]() |
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1-3 L | The Undercarder ![]() |
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February 5, 2021 | ![]() |
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0-4 L | ||
February 7, 2021 | ![]() |
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4-2 W | The Undercarder ![]() RATINGS FUCKING SKYPLUMMET ![]() GO ACE ![]() |
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July 9, 2021 | ![]() |
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2-1 W | The Undercarder ![]() American Dragon ![]() |
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July 17, 2021 | ![]() |
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2-2 D | CENAWINSLOL ![]() |
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July 25, 2021 | ![]() |
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1-0 W | Bruce Lee ![]() |
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August 7, 2021 | ![]() |
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4-2 W | CENAWINSLOL ![]() The Undercarder ![]() |
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August 14, 2021 | ![]() |
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2-0 W | Hulk Hogan ![]() CENAWINSLOL ![]() |
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August 15, 2021 | ![]() |
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1-2 L | The Undercarder ![]() |
Invitationals
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers | Replays |
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June 22, 2013 | ![]() |
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2-2 D | FAHN DAHN GOOO![]() The Dazzler ![]() |
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November 2, 2013 | ![]() |
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2-0 W | Kane ![]() The Boogeyman ![]() |
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July 20, 2013 | ![]() |
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4-1 W | Kane ![]() The Boogeyman ![]() |
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July 20, 2013 | ![]() |
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1-6 L | Kane ![]() |
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January 18, 2015 | ![]() |
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1-0 W | CENAWINSLOL ![]() |
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January 24, 2015 | ![]() |
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4-0 W | Bork Lazer ![]() American Dragon ![]() Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres ![]() |
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January 25, 2015 | ![]() |
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0-1 L | ||
August 21, 2015 | ![]() |
Lark's Madness | 1-3 L | CENAWINSLOL ![]() |
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January 12, 2018 | ![]() |
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2-1 W | Bork Lazer ![]() THE GAY COMMUNITY? ![]() |
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January 21, 2018 | ![]() |
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2-0 W | THE GAY COMMUNITY? ![]() |
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September 28, 2018 | ![]() |
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-1 (5-3) W | American Dragon ![]() |
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October 7, 2018 | ![]() |
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 3-3 (2-4) L | American Dragon ![]() CENAWINSLOL ![]() Bork Lazer ![]() |
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October 20, 2018 | ![]() |
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 4-2 W | CENAWINSLOL ![]() American Dragon ![]() |
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March 8, 2020 | ![]() |
2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 2-1 W | KWAB ![]() Undercarder ![]() |
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March 14, 2020 | ![]() |
2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-1 (3-4) L | Hollywood John ![]() |
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March 20, 2020 | ![]() |
2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-1 (6-5) W | Hollywood John ![]() |
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September 12, 2020 | ![]() |
2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 2-1 W | Time to Lay the Tarps![]() Undercarder ![]() |
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September 18, 2020 | ![]() |
2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 2-1 W | Krispen Wah ![]() KWAB ![]() |
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September 26, 2020 | ![]() |
2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 2-3 L | Time to Lay the Tarps ![]() Undercarder ![]() |
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May 2, 2021 | ![]() |
2021 4chan Spring Friendlies | 0-3 L | ||
May 9, 2021 | ![]() |
2021 4chan Spring Friendlies | 5-2 W | The Undercarder ![]() KWAB ![]() |
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May 15, 2021 | ![]() |
2021 4chan Spring Friendlies | 1-2 L | The Undercarder ![]() |
Player Stats
Official Friendlies are included in these stats
Red denotes no longer on the team
Goalscorers
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