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Team Information
History
/vg/ league 5
Founded by CuriousAnon !!NNJPLf1BkZ and Admiral !!QRmoFrkaSpZ on November 2, 2015, /utg/ would punch its ticket into VGL5, despite its recent inception as a general on /vg/. Mostly due in part to the overwhelming support for a team from the success and popularity of Undertale, which had just come out a few months prior. Before the cup even kicked off, /utg/ got off to a hot start, defeating league powerhouse /5N@F/ in the /vg/ league 5 friendlies 2-0, giving a lot of fans high hopes for the team.
The draw would find /utg/ in group B, along with /domg/ /vitagen/ and /mgg/. /domg/ having had a recently strong performance in /vg/ League 4, would show up with a questionable formation, and /utg/ would continue its strange habit of scoring with nonmedal DMFs, opening the game with a quick spaghetti goal from booby. BAD TIMES would rock the stadium with Megalovania once himself to give them the lead 2-0 at the 67th minute, and despite a late rally by /domg/, would hold onto a 2-1 lead, giving them their first win in their first official match. The success would soon come to a grinding halt, as /mgg/ would blister them with a high powered offensive, rocking 4 goals past But It Refused and only allowing 1 in return from GOAT Mom. The match would put /utg/ into dire straights, as they would be put up against fan favorites /vitagen/ in a win or die matchup. The cute monsters of /utg/ would have to put on a hell of a matchup to find their way to the knockouts, and put on a show they did. But It Refused was ready for his second start, and would put up what may be the greatest keeper performance in VGL history, absolutely stonewalling the cute anime girl offensive, making 10 amazing saves and holding them down to only 2 goals. The offense would come together like a well oiled machine, linking up 4 well taken goals and squeezing /utg/ into 2nd place in Group B. The knockouts wouldn't be as kind to /utg/, placed against former league laughingstock /kspg/, who were just themselves finding their first knockouts. The match would open up even, /kspg/ would find an early goal, but it would be matched by Burgerpants at the half, keeping the game level. The game would remain level until the 74th minute, when the defense would collapse and let in three more goals from /kspg/, ending their cup run on a 4-1 defeat. Though they didn't taste a huge amount of success, they would retain an "elite status" for making the knockouts, and look forward to build on that success in the future
/vg/ league 6
Back in action for /vg/ League 6, /utg/ would look to maintain their elite status and improve on their last VGL success. They would be drawn in a group with the tumblrites of /lisg/, extra terrestrial exterminators /xcg/ and familiar faces /kspg/. They would get off to a hot start, defeating an /xcg/ side that had to dig its way out of the qualifiers in a decisive 3-2 victory. Interestingly enough, this would give them the opportunity to top the group after just 2 matches, the same situation they were in with VGL5. This time however, they wouldn't blow a golden chance, absolutely tearing apart the /kspg/ defense with a 6-1 massacre. The result at the time, matched the highest margin of victory seen by a VGL team, and it would not only guarantee /utg/ a spot in the knockouts, but to top their group as well after just 2 games. While the third game had little importance to /utg/ for promotion's sake, BAD TIMES would refuse to slow down, rocketing 3 goals past /lisg/ to put /utg/ at 9 points, and tie him in the race for Golden Boot. At 9 points and with a huge positive Goal Difference, /utg/ would go into the knockouts second in the rankings. This success however, was shortlived. BAD TIMES was unable to get his shots past the golden glove of /drg/, and in a rather disappointing upset /utg/ would be sent home in the RO16 again, and although they squeezed into the top 8 of the rankings and a pot 1 position in VGL7, they still have been unable to win a knockout match. Only time will tell if /utg/ can get over this block, with their chance coming soon in VGL7.
/vg/ league 7
/utg/ entered /vg/ league 7 with a bit of hesitation. With their primary manager freshly retired, pressure was put on Admiral to recreate the success that the general had come to enjoy. A peculiar formation would cause some headscratching by couch managers and viewers alike, but it would prove itself sharp quickly in Group C. A solid 3-1 domination at the new Underground Stadium over the degenerate weebs of /nepgen/ would set the pace, and a follow up game just 2 days later would leave them to once again promote after just 2 matches. Another solid 3-1 win over /lolg/ would have them again poised at the top of their group, and with advancement already confirmed, the formation would take it easy, allowing /lzg/ to sneak in a 2-1 win over them to close out their groupstage. Another strong performance in the groups confirmed /utg/ as one of the longest standing elite teams in the /vg/ league, but they had yet to put together a win in the knockouts. Disaster would strike, and it seemed the trend would continue early on in their RO16 match against /mhg/'s lightning hot offense, but a record matching performance would see BAD TIMES scoring 5 goals in one match. Finally through their RO16 slump, /utg/ looked promising to take the league by storm, and show up their rivals in /5n@f/. Another powerful performance from /utg/ would see them sitting pretty on a 3-1 lead over /hsg/, but for some reason the records have been struck past the 86th minute.
/vg/ league 8
/utg/ entered Season 8 under new management from Flowery !!13v461Mqm5Q while CuriousAnon !!NNJPLf1BkZ fucked off a Spider Bake Sale somewhere. With no aesthetic changes and a place in the League already secured, there was very little to fuck up. In spite of this, the new manager managed to get an incompatible version of PES 17 and only found out about it half an hour before the deadline, and had to send in a pastebin of the tactics export. Although it was a potentially league-excluding upset, /utg/ managed to secure the necessary paperwork to compete once more. Starting the league off with its first match against /aceg/, /utg/ made a strong showing in the first half with uncharacteristically aggressive tactics for a team with such a defensive build, scoring two points. The winds of fate would begin to shift in the second half as /aceg/ caught up within a matter of minutes. Ultimately, /utg/ was able to secure a third goal and become the only team in their group to win their first match. /utg/ faced off a week later against /sog/, and was quickly put on the defensive. The entire round was a cage match, with /utg/ barely managing to sneak in two goals while barely defending /sog/'s relentless onslaught, ending the game in a tie at 2-2. Everything came down to the wire on the third and final game for /utg/, facing /nepgen/ this time. Earlier, /sog/ had won its match against /aceg/ with a goal difference of 5, putting them a point and several goals ahead of /utg/. To advance, /utg/ would have to defeat /nepgen/. Unfortunately, the offense just wasn't feeling up to it, and the entire match joined football's endless list of could-have's and should-have's, ending with a tie of 0-0. Although /utg/ managed to get 5 points in its group, it wasn't enough to overcome /nepgen/ or /sog/, and /utg/ was eliminated, making /vg/ League 8 the first league since /utg/'s arrival that it failed to advance to the round of 16.
/vg/ League 9
/vg/ Leauge 9 was a league of change - and not necessarily one for the better. Sporting a much more offensive (compared to the old 5-3-2) 3-4-3 formation, the team sought to break the stereotype that /utg/'s preferred method of play was to score and then "park the bus", relying on cheeky longball and PES/kekoff abuse to secure a win. During the first match against /digi/, things seemed to be going well, as /utg/ managed to blitz /digi/'s defenses while denying them any chance of scoring on their own. Walking away from their first victory of 3-0, the team was confident that the results could be replicated against /meg/ and /aog/. These hopes were dashed as /meg/'s calibrations led to an utter shredding of /utg/'s weakened defense, with /utg/'s offensive capabilities finding it difficult to retaliate. For whatever reason, it was also the match that /utg/ decided to play dirty as fuck, with a blistering 4 players on the pitch earning yellow cards. The match ended in one of /utg/'s worst defeats, a SOUL-crushing 2-5 loss. Recoiling from the loss, /utg/ went to face off against future-champion /aog/, their new tactics again failing to penetrate the more staunch defense of /aog/ while also conceding two goals. This final loss ended /utg/'s run in /vg/ League 9, and granted them a final ranking of 24th, by far the worst rank the team has received to date.
GAME OVER?
In /vg/ League X they made it to the /vg/ League X Survival Round but got whomped before knockouts. In /vg/ League 11 they were in Group A and ate shit so bad they vanished for a year. In /vg/ League 13 the team conquered Group H to immediately get knocked out by /drg/. And then the team's little heart just snapped in two...
/vg/ League 17
For /vg/ League 17, the team was resurrected as a hollow vessel to fill out the /vg/ League 17 Qualifiers by a mysterious hypothetical jagoff, who ghosted at the last second; their existence remains questionably canon. After a rocky start losing to /kfg/ and a clumsy first half against /osg/, the team finally began to gel. They rescued their second match and breezed through their final qualifier game against /acg/. Because of the team's refusal to stay dead, they not only won the qualifiers, but claimed another entry in the /vg/ League Records with BAD TIMES/Sans' player rating of 9.0 for the second time in League history. Based on my aunt this performance, it was decided by at least one loser from the actual general that the team earned another fresh coat of paint, coming aboard as interim caretaker.
As a result of qualifying, the team was slotted into /vg/ League 17 Group D. Also in this was /egg/ and their star vice-captain CLANG, the first and only other VGL player to ever receive a 9.0 rating. The first group's match against a /dng/ was a spaghetti-dropping fiasco, but /utg/ proved better acclimated to high-autism play conditions and won the day. The imposing performance of /wtg/ the week prior turned out to not matter at all, as /utg/ went full Yellow SOUL Mode and shot holes through their defense. Starwalker's debut matches as goalie were both clean sheets, thanks in no small part to active backfield support and a critical kapow in each game.
The team was sitting on top of the group with a +6 GD and guaranteed the Survival Round at least, and it would take a 5-goal loss to unseat them. Like idiots, they chose to take their last group game lightly, whereas CLANG and his /egg/mates were faced with win-or-elimination and played accordingly. The individual players in the Nines Showdown managed 2 goals apiece, including Sans flipping off the camera twice, but /egg/ went with the clever team-based strategy of having more than one player score during the match, handing /utg/ a 2-4 loss. Maybe /utg/ wanted to conserve energy for the Round of 16 at the cost of bragging rights, or sacrifice an L to the Gods of RNG before Knockout Weekend? Also I guess Starwalker remembered he doesn't have arms.
What does the future hold for this revived /utg/ and its telegenic trickery? Will the Nines meet again down the road? Will it become the seed of a (friendly) rivalry? Bro how the fuck should I know?
Roster
Main article: /utg/ Roster
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Match History
Official matches
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| December 4, 2015 |  /domg/
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 /vg/ League 5
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2-1 W | booby 10'BAD TIMES 67'
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| December 6, 2015 |  /mgg/
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/vg/ League 5
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1-4 L | GOAT Mom 32'
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| December 12, 2015 |  /vitagen/
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/vg/ League 5
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4-2 W | GOAT Mom 14' DETERMINATION 39', 90+'*Ditch 65'
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| December 19, 2015 |  /kspg/
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/vg/ League 5
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1-4 L | Burgerpants 45'
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| June 4, 2016 |  /xcg/
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/vg/ League 6
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3-2 W | BAD TIMES 19', 77' Burgerpants 39'
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| June 10, 2016 | /kspg/
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/vg/ League 6
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6-1 W | booby 14' (pen.) >4km/s to orbit  42'BAD TIMES 53', 64', 85'Burgerpants 66'
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| June 12, 2016 |  /lisg/
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/vg/ League 6
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3-2 W | BAD TIMES 25', 76', 86'
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| June 18, 2016 |  /drg/
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/vg/ League 6
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0-3 L | |
| December 2, 2016 |  /nepgen/
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/vg/ League 7
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3-1 W | BAD TIMES 45+3', 68' Burgerpants 54'
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| December 4, 2016 |  /lolg/
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/vg/ League 7
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3-1 W | BAD TIMES 4' DETERMINATION 56'Burgerpants 81'
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| December 10, 2016 |  /lzg/
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/vg/ League 7
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1-2 L | DETERMINATION 50' |
| December 17, 2016 |  /mhg/
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/vg/ League 7
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6-3 W | BAD TIMES 17', 50', 69', 88', 90+4' Burgerpants 38' |
| December 18, 2016 |  /hsg/
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/vg/ League 7
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3-4 L | BAD TIMES 26' Goat Mom 40'DETERMINATION 86'
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| June 10, 2017 |  /aceg/
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/vg/ League 8
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3-2 W | Burgerpants 15' BAD TIMES 59'DETERMINATION 72'
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| June 16, 2017 |  /sog/
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/vg/ League 8
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2-2 D | BAD TIMES 9' DETERMINATION 31'
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| June 18, 2017 | /nepgen/
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/vg/ League 8
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0-0 D | |
| December 2, 2017 |  /digi/
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/vg/ League 9
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3-0 W | DETERMINATION 8' *Ditch 25, 90+1'
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| December 8, 2017 |  /meg/
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/vg/ League 9
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2-5 L | *Flirt 42' DETERMINATION 77'
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| December 10, 2017 |  /aog/
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/vg/ League 9
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0-2 L | |
| June 3, 2018 | /hsg/
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/vg/ League X
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2-2 D | BAD TIMES 68' DETERMINATION 90+0'
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| June 9, 2018 |  /pmmm/
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/vg/ League X
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3-0 W | DETERMINATION 5' BAD TIMES 82'Burgerpants 90+1'
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| June 15, 2018 |  /tf2g/
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/vg/ League X
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2-2 D | Dummy Posting 77', 90+2'
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| June 22, 2018 |  /fgg/
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/vg/ League X
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1(2)-1(4) L | BAD TIMES 90+1'
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| November 23, 2018 | /aceg/
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/vg/ League 11
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1-1 D | Sans Undertale 40'
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| December 2, 2018 |  /vrg/
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/vg/ League 11
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0-3 L | |
| December 8, 2018 |  /osg/
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/vg/ League 11
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0-1 L | |
| November 23, 2019 |  /vn/
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/vg/ League 13
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3-2 W | *Flirt 21', 26', 61'
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| November 29, 2019 |  /ddlc/
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/vg/ League 13
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1-0 W | BAD TIMES 4'
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| December 8, 2019 |  /ssbg/
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/vg/ League 13
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3-1 W | BAD TIMES 44' Burgerpants 49', 51'
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| December 14, 2019 | /drg/
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/vg/ League 13
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0-2 L | |
| November 19, 2021 |  /kfg/
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/vg/ League 17 Qualifiers
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3-1 L | BAD TIMES 86'
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| November 20, 2021 | /osg/
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/vg/ League 17 Qualifiers
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1-3 W | DETERMINATION 17', 52' Chaotic Jester 48'
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| November 21, 2021 |  /acg/
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/vg/ League 17 Qualifiers
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6-4 W | BAD TIMES 9', 34', 36' Burgerpants 23'DETERMINATION 67', 81'
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| November 26, 2021 |  /dng/
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/vg/ League 17
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0-2 W | BAD TIMES 21' DETERMINATION 65'
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| December 5, 2021 |  /wtg/
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/vg/ League 17
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0-4 W | DETERMINATION 5', 68', 81' BAD TIMES 29'
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| December 11, 2021 |  /egg/
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/vg/ League 17
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2-4 L | BAD TIMES 14', 41'
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Unofficial matches
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| November 28, 2015 |  /5N@F/
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/vg/ League 5 Friendlies
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2-0 W | booby 33' DETERMINATION 53'
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| September 24, 2017 |  /indie/
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/vg/ League 9 Friendlies
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1-1 D | DETERMINATION 83'
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| April 15, 2018 | /indie/
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/vg/ League X Friendlies
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1-3 L | BAD TIMES 28'
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| September 14, 2018 |  /d2g/
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/vg/ League 11 Friendlies
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3-1 W | *Ditch 28' BAD TIMES 67', 78'
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| March 31, 2019 | /fgg/
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/vg/ League 12 Friendlies
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3-1 W | I CAN DO ANYTHING 8', 76' The Chad Lancer 27'
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Rivalries
 /5N@F/ - The Drawfriend Derby |
Two of the most artistic generals on /vg/ who have both a lot in common and little in common. They both flourish because of helpful and nice drawfags creating new content all of the time, they both have friendly circlejerks, they both waifu cool monsters of either the robotic or monster (or both) type, they both like to discuss alternate universes and they both are not well-liked outside their own walls. They also both hate each other and actually care more or less about VGL divegrass for some reason, hence a rivalry is natural. So far the two teams have never faced in an official VGL match, but they've met twice in friendlies, with /utg/ beating /5N@F/ once in the VGL5 Friendlies 2-0 and /5N@F/ beating /utg/ in Rigging After Dark 3-2. |
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 /kspg/ - OuterTale bowl |
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| 1-0-1 |
