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/ss13g/
Welcome to the Station, Crew. Enjoy your stay.
/ss13g/ - Space Station 13 General
Founded Nov. 4 2015 Manager Ian Owner Nanotrasen IRL manager Pwnzer Team colors Chat color 827f7f Assistant Grey Ranking 0 Highest rank NA (N/A) Lowest rank N/A (N/A) Top scorer Clown (as Captain) (13) Top assister Pomf (4) Captain Clown (as Captain) Website /ss13g/ - Space Station 13 General Nickname Spessmen
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 3 0 9 12 25%
GF GA GD 22 36 -14
Biggest win /acg/  0–5  /ss13g/ 25 November 2016 Biggest defeat /ss13g/  3–7  /sog/ 26 November 2016 First match /acg/  0–5  /ss13g/ 25 November 2016
/vg/ League Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Title3 Victory Anthem Space Asshole Goal horn Thunderdome BWOINK Cuban Pete
Kits

The Spessmen take to new mediums in the search of valids.

Not very robust at it though. Maybe if the ball was a toolbox...

Team

Roster

Subject to change more for vgl18

No. Position Player 7   GK Tool Storage Gone 8   RB WARDEN OUT OF BRIG 81   CB Woody's Got Wood 52   CB scrungularity 2   LB AI LAW 2 44   DMF OH SHIT ITS LOOSE 23   CMF DAT FUKKEN DISK 50   RMF Shitcurity 11   LMF READY UP FOR FUN 13   SS BWOINK 10   CF Clown (as Captain)

No. Position Player 40   RB Ian 66   RB ZAS'd 90   CB obsgang 17   CB Chloral 3   LB Sillycons 21   LB CARGONIA 1   CMF Pomf 9   CMF Fluoride 23   CMF ICK OCK 14   CMF GAS THE VOX 69   CMF ERP in Dorms 5   CMF Spare Rusher

Match History

Competitive matches

Competition	Stage	Date	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Video
/vg/ League 7 Qualifiers
	Group Stage Group B	November 25, 2016	/acg/	5-0 W	Clown (as Captain)  42', 55', 71', 90+0' Pomf  90+5'	>fun
		November 26, 2016	/sog/	3-7 L	Clown (as Captain)  20', 28', 90+2'	>fun
		November 27, 2016	/rlg/	2-4 L	Clown (as captain)  77' Shitcurity  82'	>fun

Competition	Stage	Date	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Video
/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers
	Group Stage Group A	June 2, 2017	/r6g/	1-0 L	Clown (as captain)  45+2'	>fun
		June 3, 2017	/fgg/	3-4 L	Woody's Got Wood  38', 39' Shitcurity  81'	>fun
		June 4, 2017	/skg/	0-2 L		>fun

Competition	Stage	Date	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Video
/vg/ League X
	Group Stage Group L	June 3, 2018	/fgog/	2-4 L	Clown (as captain)  29', 68'	>fun
		June 9, 2018	/fgoalter/	0-3 L		>fun
		June 15, 2018	/ksg/	2-1 W	Pomf  26' Clown (as captain)  48'	>fun

Competition	Stage	Date	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Video
/vg/ League 17
	Group Stage Group A	November 26, 2021	/@/	1-3 L	Shitcurity  60'	>fun
		December 5, 2021	/assg/	2-5 L	Clown (as Captain)  45+2' its cult  53'	>fun
		December 11, 2021	/hgg2d/	1-3 L	OH SHIT ITS LOOSE  36'	>fun

Scoring

Player Name	Total Goals	Total Assists
Clown (as Captain)	13	1
Shitcurity	3	1
DAT FUKKEN DISK	0	1
Pomf	2	4
BEAR FORCE ONE	0	1
Ian	0	1
Woody's Got Wood	2	3
Booty Borg	0	1
ITS CULT	1	1
Bwoink	0	1
OH SHIT ITS LOOSE	1	0

Older Exports

• VGL8 Export: here