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4)
I launch Hanachirasu. I take off my pants. I start the game, getting ready to unleash my fury. I read the text. It's hard not to skip till the main event. Here comes the fight. This is some goon moping some other goons. Not yet, this is not the main badass of the game, i can wait. Then after a couple of minutes, he comes. Yes, the shiny sword, the perfect technique. He crashes goons like nothing. I can't contain my raging boner. I twist my "sword", imitating Akane's "tsubame gaeshi" and at the same time training IAIdo motions. It feels good. My "sword" shoots. That was perfect. I guess that's it for the warmup. I launch Muramasa. Time for the main dish. Kageaki is having a duel. He faces his opponent mirroring her pose. Normally people would watch at the girl but that's not the case for me. I can see the ending! I know that she will lose. Her technique is inadequate. I can see it. Half an hour of description of this poor girl waiting to get cut and at last the fight ends. Of course, Kageaki is the best. Then i hear this... "Oni ni ou tewa oni o kiru...". That phrase switches something in my mind, my dick getting even harder than last time. I can't stop. My sword gets even hotter than Masamune's one of the seven tricks- fire sword , nothing can stop my calory burn but it doesn't matter. Kageaki prepares his electric sword and so do I. "Yoshino Honored Style Battle Technique..." I can't hear the rest as my sword also electrifies and prepares to shoot the enemy. The calory exhaustion finally gets me and collapse in exctasy.
Exports
Roster
Main article: /vn/ Roster
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Players
This is the VGL 16 roster.
Match History
For older official and unofficial matches, please go to the Match History Page.
Official Matches
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| June 17, 2022 |  /twg/
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/vg/ League 18 Group D |
2-1 W | Routelets  42'JOP 55'
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| June 26, 2022 |  /egg/
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/vg/ League 18 Group D |
2-1 W | Routelets 74' JOP 88'
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| July 2, 2022 |  /ggg/
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/vg/ League 18 Group D |
1-3 L | JOP 90+2'
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| July 8, 2022 |  /assg/
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/vg/ League 18 Survival Round |
0-2 L |
Friendly and Unofficial Matches
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| September 18, 2022 |  /digi/
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/vg/ League 19 Friendlies | 3-0 L | |
| September 24, 2022 |  /hanny/
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/vg/ League 19 Friendlies | ||
| September 25, 2022 |  /fgoalter/
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/vg/ League 19 Friendlies |
Player Statistics
Goalscorers
| Player | Goals |
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| Douzo, Lad | 30 |
| I only read moege | 12 |
| Routelets | 8 |
| Intentionally Bad | 4 |
| M*ogy | 3 |
| Loliconia | 3 |
| kys | 3 |
| JOP | 3 |
| Awawawa | 2 |
| Geralt | 2 |
| I'm Ending It | 1 |
| Literally me | 1 |
| Quof | 1 |
Assists
| Player | Assists |
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| I Only Read Moege | 15 |
| Douzo, Lad | 8 |
| Geralt | 7 |
| Loliconia | 5 |
| Routelets | 3 |
| I'm Ending It | 3 |
| Awawawa | 2 |
| Please Bang my Wife | 2 |
| kys | 2 |
| Mangagamer Shill | 1 |
| Moege cum nukige | 1 |
| /ourguys/ | 1 |
| Please Bang My Wife | 1 |
| Quof | 1 |
| Reinhard Heydrich | 1 |
| Guys I'm Literally Shaking | 1 |
| Nekonyan shill (unpaid) | 1 |
| Tiny Hats | 1 |
| ROYAL CUNNY | 1 |
| All-Ages Kusoge | 1 |
| Upskirts | 1 |
Saves
| Player | Saves |
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| JOP | 63 |
| All-Ages Kusoge | 12 |
| Intentionally Bad | 12 |
| Please Bang My Wife | 6 |
| Anime-Tier Shading | 4 |
EOP Art Corner
Despite all of us being dirty EOPs, we can't help but try to make our own VNs with shitty ESL art. >tfw no ESL art kamige
I only read Moege scoring the decisive goal against /llsifg/ in Survival. Art donated by a kind /llsifg/ anon.
Achievements and Honors
/vg/ League 17
Match of the Tournament.
Lil' Winter Skirmish
3rd Place.
Trivia
- The team took part on 3 Qualifiers, winning only once out of 9 matches and even spooning one qualifier (VGL9).
- Geralt has been a medal player for a good part of /vn/ history but, despite this fact, he's only scored twice, both times against
/2hug/ (VGL13 and VGL17). - Douzo, Lad holds the record for fastest hat-trick in VGL history in the team's victory against
/pmmm/ 5-3 in VGL11. This was Douzo's first ever hat-trick and her (and the team's) only double brace ever.
