/vn/

/vn/
Per aspera ad Paradisum
/vn/ - Visual Novel General
Founded November 3, 2016 Owner Otou-san IRL manager L'aventale.- !!EpaPOcGqYg6 Toki Team colors Chat color FFFFFF Yamato-damashii White Ranking 27th ( 16) Highest rank 9th (December 17th, 2021) Lowest rank 48th (December 13th, 2020) Top scorer Douzo, Lad (30) Top assister I Only Read Moege (15) Captain Routelets Website /vn/ - Visual Novel General Nickname EOPs
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 23 9 25 57 40.35%
GF GA GD 101 111 -10
Biggest win /vn/  5–2  /fgoalter/ 30 June 2023 Biggest defeat /vn/  1–5  /feg/ 20 June 2020 First match /mggg/  2–0  /vn/ 25 November 2016
/vg/ League Appearances 10 (First in VGLX) Best result 9th, /vg/ League 17
Team music
Anthem Roar of the Machine God - Steel Crossed with Steel Victory Anthem OH DESIRE! Goal horn Asu e no Houkou Routelets (Various)
Kits

Women need to be raped. It's the only language they know. Rape is popular with women. Don't listen to them because they are infamous liars who don't understand their own thinking. Women want to be held down and fucked hard. They want to be made to cry and scream. Women have a biological imperative to be raped. Did you know that women who are raped are twice as likely to conceive as women who have unprotected consensual sex? It is a fact. Women who have been raped frequently have orgasms; some women have never had an orgasm in their life except during a rape. The desire to be sexually dominated is firmly ingrained in women. This is a fact of evolution that cannot be denied without women becoming unbalanced. Feminism is really just an outward manifestation of an internal problem with modern women. These 'feminists' desperately want to be put in their place. That's why they act out so much and are so belligerent. Whether they know it or not, subconsciously they want to piss men off and get men to make them submit. They want to be slapped in the face, told to shut the fuck up, and then raped until they can't stand up. This is what women really want. I say we give it to them.

Exports

Currently held hostage by Nekonyan terrorists.

Roster

Main article: /vn/ Roster

No. Position Player 1 GK JOP 2 CB Ushiromiya Rokuhara 3 CB All-Ages Kusoge 4 CB Dark Moege 5 DMF Zako Chinpo 6 CMF Geralt 7 CMF I FUCKING LOVE USED GOODS 8 AMF Holy Fucking Kino 9 SS Loliconia 10 SS Routelets 11 CF kys

No. Position Player 12 CB JUSTICE JUSTICE JUSTICE 13 CB Don't...UHHHHH 14 CB Moege cum Nukige 15 DMF Pink Love 16 DMF ded medium 17 DMF I Only Read Moege 18 DMF AWAWAWAWA 19 CMF Douzo, Lad 20 CMF >NBR 21 CMF Please Bang My Wife 22 CMF Still Not Reading Uminegro 23 SS I'M GONNA BONE MY SWORD

Players

This is the VGL 19 roster.

Match History

For older official and unofficial matches, please go to the Match History Page.

Official Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
02023-11-25November 25, 2023	/feg/	/vg/ League 21 Group G	4-1 W	Routelets  28', 90+0' Holy Fucking Kino  34' kys  86' Holy Fucking Kino  79'
02023-12-01December 1, 2023	/pg/	/vg/ League 21 Group G	2-0 W	Routelets  4' kys  33'
02023-12-10December 10, 2023	/@/	/vg/ League 21 Group G	2-1 W	Holy Fucking Kino  8' Routelets  83' Holy Fucking Kino  20'
02023-12-16December 16, 2023	/hanny/	/vg/ League 21 Round of 16	3-2 W	kys  34', 38' Geralt  50'
02023-12-17December 17, 2023	/smbg/	/vg/ League 21 Quarterfinals

Friendly and Unofficial Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
02023-09-22September 22, 2023	/vgt/	/vg/ League 21 Friendlies	4-3 W	kys  24', 34', 87' No Japanese Allowed  57'
02023-09-24September 24, 2023	/hanny/	/vg/ League 21 Friendlies	4-1 W	kys  8' Holy Fucking Kino  10' Routelets  52' Geralt  62'

Player Statistics

Goalscorers

Player	Goals
Douzo, Lad	30
Routelets	18
I only read moege	12
kys	10
JOP	5
Geralt	5
Intentionally Bad	4
M*ogy	3
Loliconia	3
Awawawa	2
Please Bang my Wife	2
HOLY FUCKING KINO	2
I'm Ending It	1
Literally me	1
Quof	1
Poyayaaan~	1

Assists

Player	Assists
I Only Read Moege	15
Geralt	10
Douzo, Lad	8
kys	8
Loliconia	6
Routelets	5
I'm Ending It	3
Please Bang my Wife	3
Still not Reading Uminegro	3
Awawawa	2
All-Ages Kusoge	2
ded medium	2
HOLY FUCKING KINO	2
Mangagamer Shill	1
Moege cum nukige	1
/ourguys/	1
Please Bang My Wife	1
Quof	1
Guys I'm Literally Shaking	1
Nekonyan shill (unpaid)	1
Tiny Hats	1
ROYAL CUNNY	1
Upskirts	1
BWEEH!	1
I FUCKING LOVE USED GOODS	1

Saves

Player	Saves
JOP	87
All-Ages Kusoge	12
Intentionally Bad	12
Please Bang My Wife	6
Anime-Tier Shading	4
Bully Pinks	4

EOP Art Corner

Despite all of us being dirty EOPs, we can't help but try to make our own VNs with shitty ESL art. >tfw no ESL art kamige

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  I only read Moege scoring the decisive goal against /llsifg/ in Survival. Art donated by a kind /llsifg/ anon.

Achievements and Honors

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  /vg/ League 17
  Match of the Tournament.
  

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  Lil' Winter Skirmish
  3rd Place.
  

Trivia

• The team took part on 3 Qualifiers, winning only once out of 9 matches and even spooning one qualifier (VGL9).
• Geralt has been a medal player for a good part of /vn/ history but, despite this fact, he's only scored twice, both times against  /2hug/ (VGL14 and VGL17). No longer true as he scored twice in VGLX-2.
• Douzo, Lad holds the record for fastest hat-trick in VGL history in the team's victory against  /pmmm/ 5-3 in VGL11. This was Douzo's first ever hat-trick and her (and the team's) only ever double brace.