User:MonsterIsland//ytmnd/

/ytmnd/
YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG
/ytmnd/ - YTMND
Founded 2001 Manager Max IRL manager XEon8x !!zIlZPeUu7xI Team colors Chat color F03C12 Dead Site Orange Top scorer () Top assister () Captain Sean Connery Website /ytmnd/ - YTMND Nickname 1 Orange Star
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 12 0 8 20 60%
GF GA GD 82 72 +10
Biggest win /coomindoom/  4–10  /ytmnd/ 14 September 2024 Biggest defeat /ytmnd/  4–8  /sdm/ 10 September 2023 First match /watchmen/  4–2  /ytmnd/ 28 August 2021
Team music
Anthem [// Overdose (Worst YTMND Remix)] Victory Anthem We Didn't Start This Website! Goal horn Various
Kits

/ag/ League

Roster

No. Position Player   GK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!   LB Safety Not Guaranteed   RB Nigga Stole My Bike!   DMF Conan is...a DMF!   DMF Gay Fuel   DMF I Believe You Have My Stapler   LWF lol, internet   SS Captain Jean-Luc Picard   CF Sean Connery   SS Brian Peppers   RWF NEDM

No. Position Player   DMF Nintendo 64 Kid   DMF [spoilers]SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE[/spoilers]   DMF Emo MySpace Suicide   DMF Sonic Gives PES Advice   DMF This image is hosted on ebaumsworld.com   DMF UALUEALUEALEUALE   DMF The King   DMF Muhammad Hassan   LWF What Is Love?!   LWF Bill Cosby   RWF Secret Nazi Forest   RWF Stephanie   SW Poland

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
28 August 2021	/watchmen/	/ag/ League 666: Ride to Hell (Group Stage)	4-2 L	Sean Connery  74' Brian Peppers  78'
29 August 2021	/lwa/	/ag/ League 666: Ride to Hell (Group Stage)	2-6 W	Captain Jean-Luc Picard  21', 72', 74' Secret Nazi Forest  36' Sean Connery  61' lol,internet  65'
5 September 2021	/moonman/	/ag/ League 666: Ride to Hell (Group Stage)	5-4 W	Sean Connery  25', 41' Captain Jean-Luc Picard  47' Brian Peppers  54', 89'
9 September 2021	/cwc/	/ag/ League 666: Ride to Hell (Round of 32)	2-0 L
25 August 2023	/oney/	/ag/ League: The 7 Deadly Sans (Group Stage)	3-6 W	Sean Connery  52', 55', 59', 68' Brian Peppers  84' Captain Jean-Luc Picard  90+4'
27 August 2023	/famguy/	/ag/ League: The 7 Deadly Sans (Group Stage)	4-1 W	Captain Jean-Luc Picard  52', 72', 90+3' Brian Peppers  77'
2 September 2023	/ytp/	/ag/ League: The 7 Deadly Sans (Group Stage)	3-1 L	Sean Connery  25'
7 September 2023	/kp/	/ag/ League: The 7 Deadly Sans (Round of 32)	7-4 W	Captain Jean-Luc Picard  32', 74', 77' Brian Peppers  51' Sean Connery  65', 69', 88'
9 September 2023	/fhg/	/ag/ League: The 7 Deadly Sans (Round of 16)	3-2 W	Brian Peppers  10' Sean Connery  28' Captain Jean-Luc Picard 77'
10 September 2023	/essex/	/ag/ League: The 7 Deadly Sans (Quarter-finals)	7-5 W (a.e.t.)	Brian Peppers  5', 48', 73' This image is hosted on ebaumsworld.com  94' Captain Jean-Luc Picard  97', 107' Sean Connery  100'
10 September 2023	/schizobot/	/ag/ League: The 7 Deadly Sans (Semi-finals)	5-6 L (a.e.t.)	Sean Connery  41', 64' Captain Jean-Luc Picard  75', 82' Brian Peppers  114'
10 September 2023	/sdm/	/ag/ League: The 7 Deadly Sans (Third Place Match)	4-8 L	Sean Connery  5', 87' Brian Peppers  33' NEDM  41'
31 August 2024	/bootleg/	/ag/ League 8 Crazy Nights (Group Stage)	4-3 W	Brian Peppers  50', 73' Captain Jean-Luc Picard  64' NEDM  84'
1 September 2024	/cats&dogs/	/ag/ League 8 Crazy Nights (Group Stage)	1-0 W	Sean Connery  67'
7 September 2024	/jam/	/ag/ League 8 Crazy Nights (Group Stage)	3-2 L	What is Love!?  44' Captain Jean-Luc Picard  52', 78'
13 September 2024	/ttgl/	/ag/ League 8 Crazy Nights (Round of 32)	4-5 W	What is Love!?  15' Captain Jean-Luc Picard  86' Sean Connery  76', 86'
14 September 2024	/coomindoom/	/ag/ League 8 Crazy Nights (Round of 16)	4-10 W	Sean Connery  7', 25', 33', 74', 81' Captain Jean-Luc Picard  11', 20', 42', 47', 64'
15 September 2024	/bill/	/ag/ League 8 Crazy Nights (Quarter-finals)	0-1 W	Captain Jean-Luc Picard  73'
15 September 2024	/bushi/	/ag/ League 8 Crazy Nights (Semi-finals)	7-5 L (a.e.t.)	Brian Peppers  18' Sean Connery  40', 75', 111' Captain Jean-Luc Picard  90+2'
15 September 2024	/essex/	/ag/ League 8 Crazy Nights (Third Place Match)	7-4 L (a.e.t.)	Captain Jean-Luc Picard  35', 67', 83' Bill Cosby  111'

Exports

/ag/ League 8 Crazy Nights

• Tactical Export: Wanted: Somebody to go back to the AGL semi-finals with me. This is not a joke.
• Aesthetics Export: You'll get paid after we return. Must bring your own PES.
• Audio Export: Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once twice before.

/ag/ League: The 7 Deadly Sans

• Tactical Export: (nsfw)
• Aesthetics Export: YTMND divegrass!
• Audio Export: (refresh)

/ag/ League 666: Ride to Hell

• Tactical Export: PUNCH THE KEYS, FOR GOD'S SAKE
• Aesthetics Export: YES, YES
• Audio Export: YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG

Fake Teamb Owl 3

Roster

No. Position Player   GK Max   CB Conan O'Brian   CB KHAAAAAAN   CMF What is Love   CMF Dr-L337   CMF NEDM   CF Lol, Internet   CF Captain Picard   CF Brian Peppers   CF Nigga Stole My Bike   CF Moon Man

No. Position Player   GK Blue Ball Machine   CB KFC Guy   CB Michael Richards   CB Asiacopter   CMF Gayfuel   CMF MySpace Suicide   CMF Mr. Krabs   CF KOENTMND   CF Stapler   CF Darth Vader   CF Poland   CF Stephanie

Music

Pastebin of the YTMND wav files

Goalhorn: Eric Prydz - Call On Me

Alternate goalhorns:

• When Picard scores: Capt. Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
  
• When Moonman scores:
  
• When Nigga Stole My Bike scores: Nigga Stole My Bike - Axel F Remix
  
• When Brian Peppers scores: Chrono Trigger OST - Burn! Bobonga!
  
• When lol, Internet scores: Running In the 90s
  
• When NEDM scores: NEDM
  
• When What is Love scores: Haddaway - What is Love

Team Photo