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/hsrg/
Keep Moving Forward Without Stopping
Hsrg logo.png
/hsrg/ - Honkai Star Rail General
Founded October, 2023
Owner The Interastral Peace Corporation
IRL manager Mantis
Team colors
Extra team colors
Chat color 9f1420
Pom-Pom Rosewood
Ranking 33
Highest rank 33 (July 1, 2024)
Lowest rank 39 (December 19, 2023)
Top scorer Tied (3)
Top assister E6 Qingque > (3)
Captain Literally Me
Website /hsrg/ - Honkai Star Rail General
Nickname Honkies, Trailblazers
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
2 1 3 6 33.33%
GF GA GD
12 17 -5
Biggest win
/pmmm/ Pmmm icon.png 1–3 Hsrg icon.png /hsrg/
November 24, 2023
Biggest defeat
/hsrg/ Hsrg icon.png 0–5 Gig icon.png /gig/
December 9, 2023
First match
/pmmm/ Pmmm icon.png 1–3 Hsrg icon.png /hsrg/
November 24, 2023
/vg/ League
Appearances 1 (First in VGL 21)
Best result 26, VGL 22
Team music
Anthem Take the Journey
Victory Anthem Hope is the Thing With Feathers

Goal horn Wildfire
Literally Me Papercut
Kits


Honkai Star Rail: yet another "free-to-play" gacha game loosely connected to the Hoyoverse where you play the Trailblazer, a 7 day old [guy/gal] in the body of a 17 year old tasked with saving the universe who quickly gets outclassed by better characters except now you're on a space train and the action is turn-based. A game that offers you a new universe with near-infinite possibilities but sticks you in Space-China Colony Ship for most of it and 75% of it is cargo containers. A game that dangles different skins of the same 3-4 humanoid body types in front of you and won't let you have any of them unless you're willing to whale. A game where all the important women are lesbians, all the important men are volcels, and all the robots (except the best one) want to commit Suicide By Trailblazer. I fucking hate this game. Check out my maxed out team of 5-stars that I spent 1000s of dollars and hours to collect.

/hsrg/ debuted in /vg/ League 21, getting off to a strong start with a surprise win off /pmmm/ despite 3 of their attackers being tiny as shit. Unfortunately, Literally Me spent more time blaming himself for mistakes than getting rebounds or putting headers on frame. /hsrg/ would go on to lose the following match to /kfg/, and then get completely washed against /gig/ in the first Hoyo Clásico after getting completely stonewalled by CEO of GEO. The Honkies plan to learn from this experience, come back stronger, get revenge on their Hoyoverse brother, and maybe one day they will finally take a trip to Planet Australia like they keep saying they will.

Roster

No. Position Player
  GK
GODpard
  LB
AYÚDEME, SEÑOR SVAROG
  CB
Hmph!
  CB
Retard 7th
  RB
Kuru Kuru~
  DMF
TOTAL GRAVITATIONAL DISINTEGRATION
  CMF
Hannah B
  SS
I WEEP FOR THE RETARDED
  SS
E6 Qingque >
  SS
Literally Me Captain
  CF
I WILL SET THE SEAS ABLAZE
No. Position Player
  GK
My Sigga
  LB
Mommy Kafka
  LB
Pom-Pom
  CB
Luochud
  CB
TopASS
  CB
Fofo
  RB
SEX ALARM
  RB
SCAMpo
  DMF
You WILL Build Super Brick
  DMF
Silver Whore
  DMF
Trash Queen
  DMF
BEGONE, KING

Match History

Official Matches

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
02023-11-29November 29, 2023 Pmmm icon.png /pmmm/ /vg/ League 21
Group D
3-1 W Hmph! Goal 5'
E6 Qingque > Madokami Goal 53'
GODpard Goal 90+3'
02023-12-03December 3, 2023 Kfg icon.png /kfg/ /vg/ League 21
Group D
3-4 L E6 Qingque > Sugoi Goal 9'
Literally Me Goal 60'
Hmph! Goal 84'
02023-12-09December 9, 2023 Gig icon.png /gig/ /vg/ League 21
Group D
0-5 L >honkai shart rail
02024-06-07June 7, 2024 Indie icon.png /indie/ /vg/ League 22
Group B
3-2 W I WILL SET THE SEAS ABLAZE Goal 13'
I WEEP FOR THE RETARDED Goal 23'
Literally Me Goal 90+0'
02024-06-16June 16, 2024 Ss13g icon.png /ss13g/ /vg/ League 22
Group B
1-1 D I WILL SET THE SEAS ABLAZE Goal 89'
02023-06-22June 22, 2023 Bag icon.png /bag/ /vg/ League 22
Group D
2-4 L I WILL SET THE SEAS ABLAZE Goal 12'
E6 Qingque > ATSUI Goal 86'

Team Awards

Player Statistics

Goals and Assists

Player Goals Assists
E6 Qingque > 3 3
I WILL SET THE SEAS ABLAZE 3 1
Hmph! 2 2
Literally Me 2 1
GODpard 1 0
I WEEP FOR THE RETARDED 1 0
Begone KING 0 1
Pom Pom 0 1
Sparkle "See a Sigger Pull the Trigger" Hanabi 0 1

MoTM Awards

Player Times Awarded
I WILL SET THE SEAS ABLAZE 2
E6 Qingque > 1

Team Exports

Tactical Export: Mobabowl 2024
Aesthetic Export: /vg/ League 21/Mobabowl 2024
Audio Export: /vg/ League 21/Mobabowl 2024