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Welcome to the page of Athletic Football Club /t/, one of the oldest boards in this competition.
Players
Main article: /t/ Roster.
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Cup History
2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup - Setting Sail For The Winter Cup
Following some drama involving management and the 4chan Cup Committee's decision on whether /t/ would get in, /fit/'s goalkeepers failed the mandatory pre-cup drug tests. Due to this, /fit/ was disqualified and /t/ took their spot in Group G in this cup. Since /t/ didn't have any official friendlies to play before the cup, no one knew what to expect from them, and /b/ really, really didn't like /t/ after the pirates won 1-0 in their debut match. /t/'s offense was efficient with 5 shots in the match, and all of them being on target. What was more shocking was that they accomplished this while their manager was unavailable for the match. The /t/yrants were not done with their surprising run yet, and their next victim was /k/, the 2012 4chan Winter Cup champions. Though the /k/ommandos started strong, their tactics had them play very slow football, while the younger /t/ side was full of energy for all 90+ minutes and with time, /t/ won 2-1 while having double the shots that /k/ did.
After that display, an infamous match took place between /t/ and /d/. At first, the pira/t/es seemed to be getting destroyed by the /d/eviants, but /t/ was able to come back to draw 2-2 with their manager being absent once again. What made this infamous was that /d/ took 3 times the shots that /t/ did, but Bukkake made 10 saves to keep /t/ safe, all in the second half. This led to some arguments among fans as to whether goalkeepers should have their stats watered down for the next cup. Nevertheless, /t/ got a vital point from this match that confirmed their entry into the 2015 4chan Winter Cup after /b/ won 2-0 against /d/. /t/ sailed away to the Round of 16 battered and bruised after a 4-0 loss to /3/ that brought the team back down to Earth. Soon enough, the newcomers were forced to walk the plank against /sci/: Limewire's late goal forced the match to go into extra time, and eventually the penalty kicks came. Despite having double the shots that /sci/ did, /t/ could not avoid penalty kicks and lost their composure during the penalty shoot-out where /sci/ won 3-2.
2015 - JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
The draw for the 2015 Winter Cup group stage sent /t/ into a tough group: the /t/yrants joined Group H, which had /e/ (runner-up of the 2014 Autumn Babby Cup), /gd/ (a rising team famous for relegating /sp/), and /u/ (2014 Summer Cup quarterfinalists). In a hard-fought match, /t/ made their debut in a major 4chan cup with a 3-2 win over /gd/. Though /t/ started strong in the cup, their offense became shy in the next match against /e/, where /t/ could only manage to have two shots in a 2-1 loss. Bukkake had another strong performance here with 9 saves, but /e/'s aggression was just too much for the pirates.
These results meant that /t/ only needed to draw against /u/ to get past the group stage and become a nuevo elite team. Unfortunately, the pira/t/es fell apart here, and Bukkake couldn't work her magic this time in a 4-1 loss. This relegated /t/ to the 2015 Spring Babby Cup.
In said cup, /t/ had to rescue a 3-3 draw against /pol/ in their first group stage match. The defense needed serious improvements to be of any use in the PES 2015 era of the cup. Without any goals to fight back, /t/ lost 3-0 to /co/ and was already in a desperate situation. /m/ showed no mercy against /t/'s leaky defense: despite fighting back, the pirates lost 3-2, and were mathematically unable to get promoted to the Summer Cup.
This poor form left /t/ in Pot 5 for the next cup. At first, this didn't matter much since the Babby Cup Qualifiers were removed after the 2013 Autumn Babby Cup. However, in a strange turn of events, the qualifiers were brought back for the 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, and /t/ was arbitrarily sent to them, along with /adv/, /out/, and /diy/. Though some fans figured this only involved low tier teams with little to no fans and thus, didn't care about how teams were picked, others weren't happy about the teams being chosen since it would naturally lead to the "Why X and not Y?" argument, as well as suspicions of bias.
With all that being said, the fact remained that /t/ had to prove that they deserved to play in the Autumn Babby Cup, and they proceeded to embarrass themselves like never before. The qualifiers quickly became a nightmare for /t/ with /out/ dominating the pira/t/es in a 4-1 win. Afterwards, /t/ kept sinking without any signs of life as they lost 2-0 to /diy/. Due to the two defeats, it was looking like /t/ might not even get to play in the Autumn Babby Cup without a combination of results going their way. Against /adv/, /t/ played their hearts out and came back from being down 3-1 to draw 3-3 at one point, but a late 5-Inch Dick goal sealed /t/'s fate.
Some viewers pointed out that this was, in fact, one of the worst falls from grace in the history of the 4chan cup. In one year, /t/ went from being an elite team to losing all matches in the revived Babby Cup Qualifiers.
2016 - Full Laughingstock Mode
In the new world of PES 2016, /t/ were left to rot in the Fetus, with no fans, no wins in a year, and nobody putting even slight faith into the team. A fetus draw consisting of "resurgent" /trv/, ass-backwards /y/, and newfags /p/ seemingly gave at least some sign of hope for /t/. However, two straight 4-3 losses and an inability to manage a win in their final match kept /t/ aborted in unsurprising fashion.
The 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers would be believed by many to be another disappointment for the copiers of the floppy. A 3-1 loss to /co/ surely seemed to remedy that belief, putting them in last place of the 4-team group after 1 game. Then, /t/ would face another fetus favorite in the form of /po/. This time, /t/ seemed to get a grip on things and ended up with a 3-3 draw, but still without that one win that had eluded them in nearly 2 years. The final game of the qualifiers was set. All /t/ needed was to do was win against /y/, and win by at least 2 goals. It seemed that the stage was set for a predictable hold by Yaranaika and his yaoi fanclub, and the pira/t/es needed to come alive and achieve a miracle to flip the script. A lone goal by uTorrent put /t/ in the most dangerous lead after the first half, but the second half was even more so. After nearly two years of incessant, nonstop bullying from every other team in the cup, /t/ decided it was time to wake up. And wake up they did, pulling off a 5-3 victory over the despaired /y/. It was not only their first win in nearly 2 years, but it was also the win that mattered enough for /t/ to advance over /co/ and return to their first Babby since the Spring of 2015.
The 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup itself, however, was an entirely different story. /t/'s group draw included two of the best teams in the Babby and a newly revived /g/, dooming them before a ball was kicked. It didn't help that /t/'s non-working kits forced a delay and usage of pirated >/co/ kits before their first match; despite drawing first blood, /t/ took a completely unsurprising 3-1 loss to /mu/. Next match, /g/ put 3 on the pirates before the first half even ended, but /t/ fought back to embarrass /g/ with a 3-3 draw and keep their faint hopes of advancing alive. Of course, /tv/ didn't feel like fucking around, and destroyed /t/ to the tune of their worst loss ever and a quick relegation back to the fetus.
2017 - The pain continues
/t/ entered the new year as hopeless as they had entered the last one; despite a fetus format that made it almost impossible to fuck up and one of the worst group draws possible, /t/ were expected to do so anyway. It looked like they would after an embarrassing 1-0 loss to /y/, the latter's first win in over a year. However, /t/'s defense came back to life and got PES to gift them a 1-1 draw against /a/, keeping them afloat. Needing only a draw to secure another uninspiring advancement, /t/ were dominated early by /i/, but a controller fuckup by >Sou caused a restart of the match. It took a penalty to give /t/ their spot in the Spring Babby Cup, but /t/ still managed to get through their second straight fetus and will be playing in the 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup.
/t/ Match History
Official Matches
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| October 18, 2014 |  /b/
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2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-0 W | Limewire  71'
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| October 24, 2014 |  /k/
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2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 2-1 W | Yellow Fever 62' Limewire 78'
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| October 26, 2014 |  /d/
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2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 2-2 D | Free Brokep 29' Censored Porn 61'
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| October 31, 2014 |  /3/
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2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 4-0 L | ||
| November 8, 2014 |  /sci/
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2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-1 L (2-3 PK) |
Limewire 86'
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| February 14, 2015 |  /gd/
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2015 4chan Winter Cup | 3-2 W | uTorrent 51' Yellow Fever 56'Limewire 75'
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| February 20, 2015 |  /e/
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2015 4chan Winter Cup | 2-1 L | Limewire 59'
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| February 22, 2015 |  /u/
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2015 4chan Winter Cup | 1-4 L | H33T 66'
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| April 25, 2015 |  /pol/
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2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 3-3 D | Limewire 34' DMCA 89', 90+'
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| May 1, 2015 |  /co/
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2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 0-3 L | ||
| May 3, 2015 |  /m/
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2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-3 L | DMCA 52' Censored Porn 83'
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| May 10, 2015 |  /gif/
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2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-2 D | Limewire 7' uTorrent 30'
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| October 3, 2015 |  /out/
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2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers | 1-4 L | uTorrent 83'
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| October 3, 2015 |  /diy/
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2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers | 0-2 L | ||
| October 3, 2015 |  /adv/
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2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers | 3-4 L | DMCA 12', 80' Limewire 63'
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| April 15, 2016 |  /trv/
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2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers | 3-4 L | DMCA 20' Limewire 67', 90+5'
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| April 16, 2016 |  /p/
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2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers | 3-4 L | uTorrent 31', 41', 79'
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| April 17, 2016 |  /y/
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2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers | 1-1 D | Limewire 23'
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| October 8, 2016 | /co/
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2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers | 1-3 L | uTorrent 8'
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| October 8, 2016 |  /po/
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2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers | 3-3 D | uTorrent 51' Limewire 63'Mixtapes! 77'
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| October 8, 2016 | /y/
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2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers | 5-3 W | uTorrent 30', 74' >>696969 55'Limewire 62'Mixtapes! 87'
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| October 29, 2016 |  /mu/
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2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-3 L | Limewire 13'
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| November 4, 2016 |  /g/
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2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 3-3 D | Limewire 64' Mixtapes! 76' uTorrent 81'
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| November 6, 2016 |  /tv/
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2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 0-5 L | ||
| April 28, 2017 | /y/
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2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 0-1 L | ||
| April 29, 2017 |  /a/
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2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 1-1 D | Mixtapes 77'
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| April 30, 2017 |  /i/
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2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-2 D | uTorrent 55', 74' (pen.)
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Unofficial Matches
These are results from unofficial events and they're not counted in the W-D-L record.
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| November 28, 2014 |  /sp/
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Thanksgiving Bowl | 2-1 W | Limewire 9', 53'
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| November 29, 2014 |  /s4s/
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Thanksgiving Bowl | 0-1 L | |
| January 10, 2015 | /y/
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Jenkey Memorial Cup | 1-4 L | μTorrent 56'
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| January 10, 2015 | /diy/
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Jenkey Memorial Cup | 0-4 L | |
| January 11, 2015 |  /vr/
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Jenkey Memorial Cup | 2-3 L | μTorrent 2', 35'
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| January 16, 2015 | /m/
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2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 2-1 L | μTorrent 44'
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| January 23, 2015 | /d/
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2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 2-1 L | H33t 17'
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| February 27, 2015 | /po/
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2015 Winter Loser Ball | 2-1 W | Limewire 2' μTorrent 58'
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| February 27, 2015 |  /toy/
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2015 Winter Loser Ball | 1-2 L | Limewire 90'
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| February 27, 2015 |  /an/
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2015 Winter Loser Ball | 2-2 (4-5) L |
H33t 6', 57'
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| July 18, 2015 | /b/
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2015 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 6-1 W | Yellow Fever 8', 75' Limewire 33', 61', 90+'uTorrent 66'
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| July 19, 2015 |  /v/
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2015 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 2-1 W | Yellow Fever 76' Limewire 82'
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| August 21, 2015 |  /vp/
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Lark's Madness | 2-1 L | uTorrent ??'
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Individual Honors
Team Download
Spring Export bang
Assthetics
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Trivia
- Pybro (the team's first manager) lives in the US, but is actually from Argentina, a country where access to The Pirate Bay is blocked.
- All but one of /t/'s wins so far were in the PES 2014 era of the 4chan cup. During this time, Bukkake had 28 saves in her matches, with an average of 5.6 saves per match.
- /t/'s win against /y/ marks (and also ends) the longest winless streak in the history of the 4chan Cup.
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