/vr/ Roster
The roster page, containing all sorts of player statistics and other information of the current and former players.
Last Updated: 17th April, 2015
Player Statistics
A detailed statistics section, where you can find information on how each player performs.
Last updated: 31th July, 2016 Before the 2016 Summer Cup
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Non-Medals
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Goalkeepers
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Invitationals
Detailed Roster
A detailed roster showing who is currently on the team, what their position is and what their skills are. Not sure what the Player Skills and Playing Styles do?
| Sub | Starter | Silver | Gold |
Roster
Goalkeepers
| No. | Name | Picture | In-game | Description |
| 89 | Powerglove | 
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You plug it in like any joystick. But the similarity stops there. Because now you don't just guide the action. You're in the action. He is here to power punch away any and all shots in the /vr/ goal. Rev up those game codes because we love the powerglove. IT'S SO BAD! |
| 22 | Segata Sanshiro | 
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A player who's always ready to remind you that you must play the Sega Saturn! |
Center-backs
| No. | Name | Picture | In-game | Description |
| 52 | >filters | 
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Absolutely disgusting. |
| 94 | Terry Bogard | 
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| 95 | Virtual Boy | 
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One of Gunpei Yokoi's last inventions. The VirtualBoy was the first portable video game console capable of displaying true 3D graphics. Famous for it's red and black graphics and the reports of causing nausea and migraines. He is here to help out the /vr/ defense. |
| 55 | 5500 Power Liches | |||
| 87 | Alucard |
Fullbacks
| No. | Name | Picture | In-game | Description |
| 90 | Solid Snake | 
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| 99 | 7 GRAND DAD | 
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Everyone knows that awful feeling when you take home a cartridge with a Jurassic Park sticker on it, but when you try to play it turns out to be just another random shmup, or a 999999 in 1 type thing where you can play Mario with several different color palettes. Learning the truth about Flash Batman was also a huge blow to my childhood. On the positive side, the cartridges always look hilarious. |
| 67 | Blast Processing | |||
| 99 | Abe |
Defending Midfielders
| No. | Name | Picture | In-game | Description |
| 95 | Greedy Reseller | 
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Scum. The bane of video game collecting, remember that sweet deal for a NES game? Turns out it was a $2 fridge magnet. All these people care about is profit and ripping others off. Online auction sites are full of them. |
| 87 | Mega Man | 
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The blue bomber, a super fighting robot. Fighting to save our team. You might know him as the main protagonist of one of the most well known retro franchises. |
| 6 | CORE Commander |
Center Midfielders
| No. | Name | Picture | In-game | Description |
| 1 | My Dad | 
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"My dad works at Nintendo and got me the new Mario & Sonic crossover game. Yeah, it's real. What? You want to come over to try it? I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to show it to anyone. It would get my dad fired!" A hard working man and loving father. He is here to show us how he's still "cool" and "hip" by aiding the /vr/ offense. |
| 59 | Satoru Iwata | 
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Programmer and then later on businessman, who worked on many games including Balloon Fight, Earthbound, Pokemon and Kirby. |
| 34 | CRT | 
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Listen, if you want an authentic retro gaming experience, you will need a CRT, it's a huge factor. Huge enough to stomp our opponents and stop any attack dead in their tracks. |
Attacking Midfielders
| No. | Name | Picture | In-game | Description |
| 72 | Kacho Arino - | 
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Captain of the team and star of the japanese TV hit Game Center CX, where he challenges retro games. This week's challenge: help the team score as many goals as possible. |
| 59 | Samus - | |||
| 97 | AERIS DIES | 
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OH SHIT, SPOILERS! Seriously though, one of the most well known scenes in video game history. |
Second Strikers
| No. | Name | Picture | In-game | Description |
| 92 | Kirby | 
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Don't let this cute pink motherfucker trick you, he is here to devour his opponents and steal their abilities to enhance the /vr/ offense. |
| 69 | Duke Nukem |
Center Forwards
| No. | Name | Picture | In-game | Description |
| 93 | Doomguy 
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WHO'S THE MAN? I'M THE MAN! I'M A BAD MAN! HOW BAD? REAL BAD! I'M 12 ON THE 10 SCALE OF BADNESS! DON'T NEED A GUN! GUNS ARE FOR WUSSES! HUH? WHUZZAT? I LIKE WHAT I SEE! AN IMPORTANT LOOKING DOOR... KNOCK KNOCK! WHO'S THERE? ME! ME ME ME! |
Notable retired players
A mostly complete list of players who used to play for the team, but have retired since.
| Name | Picture | In-game | Description |
| ZIG | 
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CATS: How are you gentlemen !! CATS: All your nets are belong to us. CATS: You are on the way to loss. Other team: What you say !! |
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| Ryo Hazuki | 
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| John Romero | 
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John Romero's About To Make The Opposition His Bitch....Suck it down |
| Doc Louis | 
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After joining the /vr/ football club one day, he is here to share his valuable knowledge and game tips. Formerly a heavyweight boxing champion, then Little Mac's coach, and now a defensive player for the team. |
| Crash | 
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| Bank your Turns | 
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| NOT RETRO | 
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From time to time, old, but not quite retro games get discussed, as the OP either haven't read the sticky or just refuses to use /v/. Understandable, but still, it's NOT RETRO >>>/v/. |
| Banjo | 
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Main Protagonist in the Banjo Kazooie series, Banjo is a honey bear always ready for adventure. After 2 hit titles on the N64, all hope seemed lost for a new game in the series when Microsoft finally announced Nuts & Bolts. After that Banjo hasn't been the same, he is here now in the /vr/ team to wash away the filth and guilt of Microsoft raping him and your childhood both at once. |
| MAME | 
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While there's a lot of arguing on what emulator to use for certain consoles, MAME is the go-to emulator for arcade games. |
| Me and My wife | 
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Me and my wife are having tons of fun with our new RETRON5 (TM). Give it a try and buy one for your wife, she will love it! I am totally not shilling by the way. |
| Jewkarting | 
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Roller Coaster Tycoon is a fun game where you design your own amusement park and jew your guests out of their fortune. |
| Bubsy | 
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You wanted to see him play, we made him a player. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? Bubsy is a crazy bobcat who had three uh... memorable? games. |
| Dracula | 
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What is PES? A miserable little pile of RNG. But enough talk… Have at you! |
| Cats |
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CATS: How are you gentlemen !! CATS: All your nets are belong to us. CATS: You are on the way to loss. Other team: What you say !! |
| Vectrex | 
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A console that used vector graphics and came out in the early 1980s. It wasn't a commercial success, but quickly became a fan favorite in /vr/. His plan is to blind our opponents to create holes in their defense and new scoring opportunities. |
| Sir Arthur | 
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A knight in shining armor who has ventured into hell. |
| Osamu Sato | 
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Programmer and composer. He's most know for the surreal PS game LSD: Dream Emulator. His other works are Eastern Minds and Chu-Teng, which was recovered by /vr/. He is here to confuse the opponent strikers and keep them away from our goal. |
| 7000 Skeletons | 
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Sandro is back to create a proverbial wall to enhance the /vr/ defence. And by "proverbial" I mean "made of skeletons". Good luck scoring, the goal is behind 7000 skeletons. |
| Sandro |
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Following a surge in popularity in the polls, Sandro is back AGAIN to create an actual wall made out of actual skeletons to enhance the /vr/ defense. Whether the goal is behind 7000 Skeletons or 5500 Power Liches, it doesn't matter, good luck trying to score on that. |
| Tim Follin | 
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- | An excellent music composer. Too bad most of his work was for shovelware. |
| Gunpei Yokoi | 
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One of the greatest people to ever grace gaming. He's most known for creating the the D-pad and the Game Boy. He is always one step ahead of the competition even when that means reducing cost by making a black and white console or even... |
| Kinaman88 | 
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- | A knowledgeable russian fellow, who makes videos about the games he played as a kid. |
| Cockroaches | 
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Hold on, why did the console stop working? Let me open it up an- OH FUCK IT'S LIKE A HUNDRED COCKROACHES INSIDE. That's right, they tend to move into old things, so be careful when buying stuff. |
| Vile | 
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This motherfucker will jump into his ride armor, run your shit over, then get out and kick you to death. If you kill him, he will just come back stronger to wreck your shit even harder. |
| Nwabudike Morgan | 
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"Look at any photograph or work of art. If you could duplicate exactly the first tiny dot of color, and then the next and the next, you would end with a perfect copy of the whole, indistinguishable from the original in every way, including the so-called "moral value" of the art itself. Nothing can transcend its smallest elements." CEO Nwabudike Morgan |
| Tre/vr/ | 
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The board-tan of /vr/. Tre/vr/ is a laid-back guy who has a passion for retro games. |
| Pat Lawlor | 
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Video game and pinball machine designer. |
| Stick Straw | 
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One of the four playable characters from the japanese arcade game Ninja Baseball Bat Man. |
| Vectorman | 
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The protagonist of 2 great platformers on the Sega Genesis/Master System that, as many other great games during that era, Sega just simply stopped giving a fuck about to make more Sonic games. He is here to show everyone the true power of BLAST PROCESSING. |
The original squad from Spring 2013
