/domg/

/domg/
Now the Wheel has turned once again
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/domg/ - Dominions General
Founded April 26, 2014 IRL Manager Boksi !!r8Ny3GJpwwr Team colors Ranking Unranked Highest rank Unranked (N/A) Lowest rank Unranked (N/A) Top scorer Forester Bob (3) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain erf snek Website /domg/ - Dominions General
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 1 2 4 7 14.29%
Biggest win /xcg/  0–2  /domg/ 7 December 2014 Biggest defeat /lolg/  6–1  /domg/ 14 June 2014 First match /lolg/  6–1  /domg/ 14 June 2014
Meta information
HEX color 8A0707 - Blood Red Anthem Santa Maria strela do día Goal Horn Elephants Trampling Blood Slaves Forever Nickname No nickname

/domg/ is a veteran team, having debuted with a truly stunning performance in the /vg/ league 2 and having reached the quarterfinals in the /vg/ league 3, they have their eyes on the prize in the upcoming /vg/ league 4. While nobody in the general has any real knowledge of how to play soccer, learning that is nothing compared to mastering the deep and complex game that is Dominions. There's only one problem - /domg/ is full of nothing but scrubs who couldn't play their way out of a wet paper bag, regardless of whether we're playing Dominions or divegrass.

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Roster

No. Position Player 1   GK 2000 ghosts in a fort 1   CB Useless Kick 1   CB Burden of Time 1   CB Illfraud's Cocaine Cruise 1   DMF Remove Elves 1   DMF Heroic Obesity 1   CMF Giant Man-Eating Jews 1   RMF itdepends 1   LMF Illfraud 1   AMF Forester Bob 1   CF erf snek

No. Position Player 1   GK 100 PD 1   GK Angry Stone Face 1   CB Astral 1 1   CB Bogus the Troll 1   CB Asshole Batman 1   CB Ulm toppest nation 1   CB >avg /domg/ pretender 1   DMF Desura Thug 1   DMF Lugh the Long Handed 1   DMF Pankoman 1   CMF Quadbless Mictlan 1   CMF Turnbullying

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Goalkeepers

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description	Card(s)
GK	2000 ghosts in a fort		2spoopy	—
GK	100 PD		Truly an invulnerable defense! An impenetrable bastion, an aegis of righteousness! Nothing can possibly defeat 100 points of province defense!	—
GK	Angry Stone Face		FEED ME ULMITES	—

Defense

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description	Card(s)
CB	Useless Kick		Even when all your arms are lopped off, you can still kick stuff! And kicking stuff is what divegrass is all about. Well, that and diving to the ground of course, but he can do that too!	—
CB	Burden of Time		The God of Ermor has committed the act of ultimate evil against the world of the living by putting the Burden of Time upon the world. As long as this enchantment is active every living being will grow old and die in a few years time. And then after you pour all your gems into dispelling it he puts it up again next turn.	—
CB	Illfraud's Cocaine Cruise		It's for research, you see. Yes, those hookers are also for research.	—
CB	Astral 1		A great thing to have if you're a 70 gold mage. A terrible thing to have as a pretender god, and for much the same reasons.	—
CB	Bogus the Troll		He is an experienced hero(and creator's self-insert) fighting for the greater good, magic treasures or just for the fun of it.	—
CB	Asshole Batman		So there's this enormous bat-headed guy hiding somewhere in our capital, but we can't find him. Once a month he goes and assassinates one of our commanders, and that's why our military is completely paralyzed.	—
CB	Ulm toppest nation		Look at my graphs!	—
CB	>avg /domg/ pretender		>implying /domg/ is any good at dominions	—

Midfield

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description	Card(s)
DMF	Heroic Obesity		Some heroes are incredibly strong. Some are incredibly fast. Some just get really fat. Yes, even if they're undead skeletons who can't eat.	—
DMF	Remove Elves		You're having a gay old time crushing your opponents, seeing them driven before you, hearing the lamentations of their women and all that, when suddenly ELVES EVERYWHERE, all up in your business, wrecking your shit then disappearing before you can catch them. You go home, but there's an elf hiding behind the tree in the yard. You open the fridge, but there's an elf hiding inside. You try to have breakfast, but there's an elf hiding in your cereal. You go for a swim, but an elf shat in the pool - and his horse too! If you don't want this to happen to you, remember to REMOVE ELVES, early and often!	—
DMF	Desura Thug		I didn't choose the thug life, some moron with more gems than brain cells did for me.	—
DMF	Lugh the Long Handed		He's just the best at everything.	—
DMF	Pankoman		After untold eons of reigning supreme over the world, even ultimate power gets boring. When something he barely perceived beckoned, he leapt at the call, eager to relearn ancient longings and passions. And as he left his domain behind and journeyed beyond the world, he beheld a green field, a battlefield, whereupon ideas and concepts compete for victory, in a war called Virtual Divegrass. And he knew he had come to the right place. Meanwhile, in the world he left behind, the Wheel turns once again.	—
CMF	Giant Man-Eating Jews		Carnality incarnate, the jews will not stop until they have consumed the world and everything upon it.	—
CMF	Quadbless Mictlan		Who needs stuff like dominion or scales when you can have four major blesses? Four. Major. Blesses.	—
CMF	Turnbullying		Yelling at people to go do their turns doesn't really speed up games at all, but it sure feels satisfying.	—
RMF	itdepends		On what? Everything.	—
LMF	Illfraud		Fukken Illfraud.	—
AMF	Forester Bob		epic as usual, bob	—

Offense

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description	Card(s)
CF	erf snek		snek meta best meta	—

Ex-players

Ermor		The augurs of the great Notroman Empire once divined a great catastrophe, one that would lead their empire to its end. Their reaction was to steal the secrets of necromancy from Notegypt and use it to resurrect Notjesus. Naturally, that ritual was the disaster they had divined. Now Ermor is a land of Death, wherein the dead walk and the living die. The spooky skellington legions of Ermor are now marching forth in order to ruin everything for everyone forever.
Blood 10 Fountain		Blood hunting in your capital is the smartest form of blood hunting. Especially for middle era Ermor.
Six Million Anakites		Ulm did nothing wrong!
Pelagia		Pelagia is totally cool. They're the strongest nation in the game by far. There's nothing quite as terrifying as a bunch of mermages and turtle warriors on dry land. If somebody other than you picks Pelagia, you might as well give up because he's already won.
Olm Miscegnation		You see, when a daddy giant psionic worm and a mommy gigantic sack of lard oracle who can't actually tell the future love each other very much...
Throne of Gaia		The Throne of Gaia has awakened! Servants of Gaia are trying to reclaim this land! The forces that dwell in the deep forests have emerged! The forces that sleep deep in the earth have awakened to the call of the Throne of Gaia. They come to rid the land of the influence of civilization! Servants of Gaia are trying to reclaim this land! Servants of Gaia are trying to reclaim this land! The forces that sleep deep in the earth have awakened to the call of the Throne of Gaia. They come to rid the land of the influence of civilization! The forces that dwell in the deep forests have emerged! Servants of Gaia are trying to reclaim this land! The forces that dwell in the deep forests have emerged! The forces that dwell in the deep forests have emerged! Servants of Gaia are trying to reclaim this land!
Legion of Gods		Now that I have defeated all my enemies and become the supreme god, what should I do with my defeated rivals? Meh, I'll just stick all their souls in the few corpses of theirs that didn't get totally destroyed and seal them away behind a big-ass seal made out of the innocence and competence of an entire species I found lying about somewhere. I don't see how that could possibly cause problems down the road.
Scrub Club		Every poster in /domg/ gets a free lifetime membership.
Ponyman		Take an elf on a horse. Make sure he has enough magical skill to cast mistform. Give him a frost brand and a vine shield. Add blessings to taste. You now have a ponyman!
Bane Lord		Who needs armies when you can just give a powerful undead entity a magical sword and shield and watch them go to town on your opponent's provinces?
Misfortune 3		What's the worst that could happen? That just happened. Twice.
Aboleth Traps		Gives a new meaning to 'screams like a girl'.
Grigorius		Grigorius the Grigori is an ancient being sent to watch the affairs of contending gods. He answers the call of wishful thinking and will appear and disappear at his own liking.
>crossbows
Eater of the Dead		The Eater of the Dead is a huge, amorphous mass of semi-liquefied, dead flesh. Arms, legs and half-melted heads are extended and retracted from the putrid mass, surrounded by an overpowering smell of decay. The Eater of the Dead was once banished to the Void by the previous Pantokrator. Now some foolish mage has recalled it in the vain hope that it can be controlled and made to play divegrass.
Ded Llama		Died for lack of beer money. RIP.