/egg/
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Praise CLANG!
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/egg/ - Engineering Games General
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Founded
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May 5th, 2017
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Manager
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Marek Rosa
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Owner
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Keen Software House
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IRL manager
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PossumT !!jPvacTJAMhh (caretaker)
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Team colors
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Chat color
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C11200 Blood! Blood for the CLANG God!
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Ranking
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22nd
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Highest rank
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10th (June 30th, 2019)
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Lowest rank
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39th (June 25th, 2017)
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Top scorer
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CLANG (8)
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Top assister
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Tie: CLANG, Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons (4)
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Captain
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Eggman
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Website
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/egg/ - Engineering Games General
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Nickname
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Formerly /svgg/
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Historic performance
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W
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D
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L
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TOTAL
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EFFICIENCY
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4
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2
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5
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11
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36.36%
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Team music
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Kits
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We are those dedicated to maintaining the small, drifting playerbases of (sometimes obscure) engineering-related games by pouring them into a single general.
Then arguing about what the hell is meant by 'engineering' in this context.
Have you been blessed by the presence of CLANG today?
History
After being formed, the team was entirely Eggman because there were no aesthetics and we dropped out after a mediocre group stage in League 8.
With little remaining interest, we lowered it into the grave.
However, the spirit of The Omnissiah possessed us to try again many years later, and a resurrected /egg/ with turbo-boosted models managed to autopilot all the way through to 7th place with the power of broken physics.
All we can really say about this is REMOVE MANAGER remove manager you are worst manager. you are the manager idiot you are the manager smell.
Info
Proof of Interest:
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/255847917/#255928327
https://www.strawpoll.me/17913491/r (most recent - 2019/04/30)
Note from the caretaker:
This team is eternally on autopilot because none of us understand divegrass, so if anyone wants to take the reins for a tactics pastebin then look for me in Discord (or just yell in the thread).
I'd try them myself but trusting an """AI""" sort of fits our theme, and >implying I play PES
- Possum
Roster
No.
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Position
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Player
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1
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Eggman
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11
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EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME
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8
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Smug Marek
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9
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aeiou
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7
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KEEEEEEEEN
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4
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>Physician
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6
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Chaos Engine
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10
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Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons
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5
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Thomasformer
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3
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Mechanically Engineered Autism
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2
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CLANG
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No.
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Position
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Player
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23
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Robokek
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18
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>Structural Integrity
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19
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John Madden
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20
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M1 Bradley
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22
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BLANEDS
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14
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RIP SERB
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17
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BLUE, HURT
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15
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Nick "Unification" Smart
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21
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Godforsaken Astronaut
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12
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Lemonhulk
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16
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SHINY AND CHROME
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13
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DAKKA
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Match History
Official Matches
Date
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Opponent
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Competition
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Result
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Scorers
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June 2nd, 2017
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/pg/
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/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers - Group stage
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0 - 1
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John Madden 76'
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June 3rd, 2017
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/agdg/
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/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers - Group stage
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1 - 3
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Smug Marek 22'
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June 4th, 2017
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/civ4xg/
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/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers - Group stage
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1 - 0
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KEEEEEEEEN 73'
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June 9, 2019
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/agdg/
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/vg/ League 12 - Group stage
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2 - 2
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CLANG 16', Mechanically Engineered Autism 78'
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June 15, 2019
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/feg/
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/vg/ League 12 - Group stage
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5 - 0
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Thomasformer 15', 56', EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME 42', Mechanically Engineered Autism 59', CLANG 70'
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June 21, 2019
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/vitagen/
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/vg/ League 12 - Group stage
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2 - 0
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CLANG 75', Chaos Engine 84'
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June 29, 2019
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/gfg/
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/vg/ League 12 - Round of 16
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4 - 2
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Thomasformer 20', CLANG 45+2' (pen.), 50', 75'
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June 30, 2019
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/dbg/
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/vg/ League 12 - Quarterfinals
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0 - 1
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>Physician 36'
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November 22, 2019
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/drg/
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/vg/ League 13 - Group stage
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2 - 3
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Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons 19', Clang 52'
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December 1, 2019
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/vrg/
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/vg/ League 13 - Group stage
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3 - 4
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Mechanically Engineered Autism 11', Clang 27', Thomasformer 72' FUCKING AEIOU YOU DUNCE 81'
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December 7, 2019
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/alg/
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/vg/ League 13 - Group stage
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1 - 1
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Mechanically Engineered Autism 89'
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June 7, 2020
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/mcg/
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/vg/ League 14 - Group stage
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-
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June 13, 2020
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/nepgen/
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/vg/ League 14 - Group stage
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-
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June 19, 2020
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/mggg/
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/vg/ League 14 - Group stage
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-
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Unofficial Matches
As you can see, we display incredible skill even during friendly matches.
Player Autistics
Player
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Goals
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Assists
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MotMs
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CLANG
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8
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4
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3
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Mechanically Engineered Autism
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4
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3
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-
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Thomasformer
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4
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1
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1
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Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons
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1
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4
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Chaos Engine
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1
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2
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-
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Smug Marek
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1
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1
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EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME
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1
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KEEEEEEEEN
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1
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Saves
Keeper
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Saves
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Eggman
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12
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Nick "Unification" Smart
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3
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Early Access Sandbox Game
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2
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Robokek
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1
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Eggman is our pride and joy, so we made him captain.
Then we stuck him in goal.
Don't worry, we definitely know what we're doing.
Physicians
aieou - Our first own goal, directly off his ass, which lost us the VGL 13 /vrg/ group stage match. Good job, son.
Exports
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