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|win_date= November 6, 2021
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|lose_away= h
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|first_score_away= {{tt|2|Won on Penalties 2-3}}
|first_score_away= {{tt|2|Won on Penalties 2-3}}
|first_date= July 20, 2012
|first_date= July 20, 2012
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|first_elite_appearance= [[2013 4chan Winter Cup]]
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|best_elite_cup= [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]
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|first_babby_appearance= [[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|first_babby_appearance= [[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|best_babby_result= 7th
|best_babby_result= 7th
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|hex= 87CEEB
|hex= 87CEEB
|color= Shimapan Blue
|color= Shimapan Blue
|anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tye25GhYL7s
|anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mpKo7nzdyQ&ab_channel=OBSCURIDADDEMENTE
|a_title =Kuroinu: Kedakaki Seijo wa Hakudaku ni Somaru - ED
|a_title = Bible Black Main Theme
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|gh_title= Walpurgis Night
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|altgh1_title= My Glorious Days
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|altgh3_title= Never, Ever
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|altgh4_title= Imperial March
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'''2020'''
'''2022'''
*[https://mega.nz/file/sM4nmJaC#bGduP8xbfzgdmzu936xeEm9giQU1AYk9IgZ9vnvV9V8 Spring 2022]
'''Historical'''
*[https://mega.nz/file/APZ3SAAb#ribMVqoLmDZaawDYg3j8pjKzLplpvybl0EGl9dNAlRk Autumn 2021]
*[https://mega.nz/#!AeZCGCAJ!jPEmS6C0IQtCCDg1RicShSxPANL1vHeWLOSrvd-1rI0 Winter 2020]
*[https://mega.nz/#!AeZCGCAJ!jPEmS6C0IQtCCDg1RicShSxPANL1vHeWLOSrvd-1rI0 Winter 2020]
'''Historical'''
*[https://mega.nz/#!WM8U3QYa!0658_s_fX9-50z32_0mMMuwp4Gvp993hqhhPTUzGohM Winter 2018]
*[https://mega.nz/#!WM8U3QYa!0658_s_fX9-50z32_0mMMuwp4Gvp993hqhhPTUzGohM Winter 2018]
*[https://mega.nz/#F!WYkyFbZC!bZm3lTFt7wpUaGKlyg1XPQ PES 2017]
*[https://mega.nz/#F!WYkyFbZC!bZm3lTFt7wpUaGKlyg1XPQ PES 2017]
*[https://mega.nz/#F!WNE0QY4B!4K6XqnYf0-o4ftR7wmm94g PES 2016]
*[https://mega.nz/#F!WNE0QY4B!4K6XqnYf0-o4ftR7wmm94g PES 2016]
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|style="font-size:90%;"|
'''2020'''
'''2022'''
*[https://mega.nz/file/laRDDTRR#2kl-KkufA0SSWk-wTDkLMuRMPaZc72Sa_8VdcyIxQHY Spring 2022]
'''Historical'''
*[https://mega.nz/file/JfwSgLhB#82R1y0Zs3YmLkKvhOrlFNr0wHeK92vJpdxizIn6gckg Autumn 2021]
*[https://mega.nz/#!2RUj3Krb!8mCyn38syw4KIJEpCnsCIWXWwI5Dyk__DQ7D6rm5XfE Winter 2020]
*[https://mega.nz/#!2RUj3Krb!8mCyn38syw4KIJEpCnsCIWXWwI5Dyk__DQ7D6rm5XfE Winter 2020]
'''Historical'''
*[https://mega.nz/#!eEt2nAqL!wrv4p5NqJUWDC6rAT3Agt9TbYb_bJk_2penibYJviC4 Summer 2018]
*[https://mega.nz/#!eEt2nAqL!wrv4p5NqJUWDC6rAT3Agt9TbYb_bJk_2penibYJviC4 Summer 2018]
*[https://mega.nz/#!DQEXHapD!YLj_pD6g9IbcOUJbOF623eqqR8dYjOXOJU97UYMLga0 Winter 2018]
*[https://mega.nz/#!DQEXHapD!YLj_pD6g9IbcOUJbOF623eqqR8dYjOXOJU97UYMLga0 Winter 2018]
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*[https://mega.nz/#F!7IM3BSAY!etrUr85XHbT36VkPYA85oQ PES 2016]
*[https://mega.nz/#F!7IM3BSAY!etrUr85XHbT36VkPYA85oQ PES 2016]
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|style="font-size:90%;"|
'''2020'''
'''2022'''
*[https://mega.nz/file/oaBzXbyA#t2a3CWLTXRIi483WhjCA1Wpqdo4kV4jU1AouO4SILgQ Spring 2022]
'''Historical'''
*[https://mega.nz/file/cSAXyCQC#PBK44Y6vPWy93syVGCKygykxfYzEelzrNYxXxob1OnQ Autumn 2021]
*[https://mega.nz/#!bQkHDYJa!J8VybPfPbQsM4qRlctsop1BsROXL-kl1t9Jb85hxRTs Winter 2020]
*[https://mega.nz/#!bQkHDYJa!J8VybPfPbQsM4qRlctsop1BsROXL-kl1t9Jb85hxRTs Winter 2020]
'''Historical'''
*[https://mega.nz/#!vN9RQJoI!mJbA-VYcxmtFHHC1lYJ2_QxlpkpH2EKFBUXB8C9rtz8 Summer 2018]
*[https://mega.nz/#!vN9RQJoI!mJbA-VYcxmtFHHC1lYJ2_QxlpkpH2EKFBUXB8C9rtz8 Summer 2018]
*[https://mega.nz/#!WUdggB7R!2nldpS_5bow7So6h3xK2mtoDIicA18gyILbPXuQzMcw Winter 2018]
*[https://mega.nz/#!WUdggB7R!2nldpS_5bow7So6h3xK2mtoDIicA18gyILbPXuQzMcw Winter 2018]
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==Current Roster==
==Current Roster==
{{sq start h}}
{{sq start h}}
{{sq start player |no=63 |pos=GK |name=[[File:Stopman_portrait.png|25px]] Stopman}}
{{sq start player |no=15 |pos=GK|name=[[File:SadPanda_portrait.png|25px]] Sad Panda}}  
{{sq start player |no=51 |pos=LB |name=[[File:Mindbreak_portrait.png|25px]] Mind Break}}
{{sq start player |no=45 |pos=CB|name=[[File:BlowjobFace_portrait.png|25px]] Blowjob Face}}
{{sq start player |no=45 |pos=CB |name=[[File:BlowjobFace_portrait.png|25px]] Blowjob Face}}
{{sq start player |no=59 |pos=CB|name=[[File:OhBother_portrait.png|25px]] Oh Bother}}
{{sq start player |no=59 |pos=CB |name=[[File:OhBother_portrait.png|25px]] Oh Bother}}
{{sq start player |no=72 |pos=LB|name=[[File:UsedGoods_portrait.png|25px]] Used Goods}}
{{sq start player |no=28 |pos=RB |name=[[File:DFC_portrait.png|25px]] Delicious Flat Chest}}
{{sq start player |no=77 |pos=RB|name=[[File:Gobbo_portrait.png|25px]] Gobbo}}
{{sq start player |no=61 |pos=DMF |name=[[File:InstantDefeat_portrait.png|25px]] Instant Defeat}}
{{sq silver player |no=47 |pos=DMF|name=[[File:ImpregnationLicense_portrait.png|25px]] Licensed to Breed}}
{{sq start player |no=50 |pos=CMF |name=[[File:LightsaberDick_portrait.png|25px]] Lightsaber Dick}}
{{sq silver player |no=38 |pos=CMF|name=[[File:UnwillingElf_portrait.png|25px]] Unwilling Elf}}
{{sq gold player |no=60 |pos=AMF |name=[[File:DangerousDay_portrait.png|25px]] Dangerous Day}}
{{sq gold player |no=76 |pos=CMF|name=[[File:Chikarin_portrait.png|25px]] Chikarin}}
{{sq silver player |no=33 |pos=SS |name=[[File:FacelessFatguy_portrait.png|25px]] Faceless Fatguy}}
{{sq start player |no=74 |pos=SS|name=[[File:Grimm_portrait.png|25px]] Grimm}}
{{sq silver player |no=42 |pos=SS |name=[[File:Liru_portrait.png|25px]] Liru}}
{{sq start player |no=24 |pos=SS|name=[[File:HelloAsuka_portrait.png|25px]] Masterpiece, 1girl}}
{{sq gold player |no=52 |pos=CF |name=[[File:Rance_portrait.png|25px]] Can't Beat the Cock {{captain}} }}
{{sq gold player |no=52 |pos=CF|name=[[File:HRance_portrait.png|25px]] Can't Beat the Cock {{captain}}}}
{{sq mid h}}
{{sq mid h}}
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=GK |name=[[File:SadPanda_portrait.png|25px]] Sad Panda}}
{{sq player |no=63 |pos=GK|name=[[File:Stopman_portrait.png|25px]] Stopman}}
{{sq player |no=1 |pos=CB |name=[[File:CummingBuckets_portrait.png|25px]] Fap Gauntlet}}
{{sq player |no=33 |pos=CB|name=[[File:FacelessFatguy_portrait.png|25px]] Faceless Fatguy}}
{{sq player |no=21 |pos=CB |name=[[File:TittyMonster_portrait.png|25px]] Titty Monster}}
{{sq player |no=42 |pos=CB|name=[[File:Liru_portrait.png|25px]] Liru}}
{{sq player |no=49 |pos=CB |name=[[File:LegLock_portrait.png|25px]] Leg-Lock}}
{{sq player |no=49 |pos=CB|name=[[File:LegLock_portrait.png|25px]] LegLock}}
{{sq player |no=2 |pos=LB |name=[[File:Ahegao_portrait.png|25px]] Ahegao}}
{{sq player |no=11 |pos=LB|name=[[File:Incest_portrait.png|25px]] Incest}}
{{sq player |no=31 |pos=RB |name=[[File:ReikaKitami_portrait.png|25px]] Bible Black}}
{{sq player |no=60 |pos=LB|name=[[File:DangerousDay_portrait.png|25px]] Dangerous Day}}
{{sq player |no=38 |pos=DMF |name=[[File:UnwillingElf_portrait.png|25px]] Unwilling Elf}}
{{sq player |no=13 |pos=RB|name=[[File:NTS_portrait.png|25px]] Thinking Man's Fetish}}
{{sq player |no=57 |pos=DMF |name=[[File:Nanako_portrait.png|25px]] Violated Heroine}}
{{sq player |no=28 |pos=RB|name=[[File:DFC_portrait.png|25px]] Delicious Flat Chest}}
{{sq player |no=11 |pos=CMF |name=[[File:Incest_portrait.png|25px]] Incest}}
{{sq player |no=50 |pos=SS|name=[[File:LightsaberDick_portrait.png|25px]] Lightsaber Dick}}
{{sq player |no=47 |pos=CMF |name=[[File:ImpregnationLicense_portrait.png|25px]] License to Fuck}}
{{sq player |no=51 |pos=SS|name=[[File:Mindbreak_portrait.png|25px]] Mindbreak}}
{{sq player |no=64 |pos=CMF |name=[[File:MoltovRibbenjob_portrait.png|25px]] Molotov-Ribbenjob}}
{{sq player |no=78 |pos=SS|name=[[File:Sinsack_portrait.png|25px]] Sinsack}}
{{sq player |no=13 |pos=AMF |name=[[File:NTR_portrait.png|25px]] Thinking Man's Fetish}}
{{sq player |no=79 |pos=SS|name=[[File:Hiroki_portrait.png|25px]] Cuck of Spades}}
{{sq end}}
{{sq end}}
<br>
[[File:hroster2024.jpg|thumb|none|900px|]]


=History=
=History=
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|2
|2
|[[File:Liru_portrait.png|25px]] Liru  
|[[File:Liru_portrait.png|25px]] Liru  
|[[File:FacelessFatguy_portrait.png|25px]] Faceless Fatguy <br>[[File:Liru_portrait.png|25px]] Liru (4)
|[[File:FacelessFatguy_portrait.png|25px]] Faceless Fatguy (4)<br>[[File:Liru_portrait.png|25px]] Liru (4)
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|[[2018 4chan Summer Cup]]
|[[2018 4chan Summer Cup]]
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|1
|1
|[[File:SadPanda_portrait.png|25px]] Sad Panda
|[[File:SadPanda_portrait.png|25px]] Sad Panda
|[[File:Rance_portrait.png|25px]] Can't Beat The Cock (3)<br>[[File:FacelessFatguy_portrait.png|25px]] Faceless Fatguy (3)
|[[File:HRance_portrait.png|25px]] Can't Beat The Cock (3)<br>[[File:FacelessFatguy_portrait.png|25px]] Faceless Fatguy (3)
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|[[2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|[[2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
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|1
|1
|2
|2
|[[File:Rance_portrait.png|25px]] Can't Beat The Cock
|[[File:HRance_portrait.png|25px]] Can't Beat The Cock
|[[File:Rance_portrait.png|25px]] Can't Beat The Cock (2)<br>[[File:Liru_portrait.png|25px]] Liru (2)<br>[[File:FacelessFatguy_portrait.png|25px]] Faceless Fatguy (2)
|[[File:HRance_portrait.png|25px]] Can't Beat The Cock (2)<br>[[File:Liru_portrait.png|25px]] Liru (2)<br>[[File:FacelessFatguy_portrait.png|25px]] Faceless Fatguy (2)
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|[[2019 4chan Summer Cup]]
|[[2019 4chan Summer Cup]]
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|1
|1
|1
|[[File:Rance_portrait.png|25px]] Can't Beat The Cock
|[[File:HRance_portrait.png|25px]] Can't Beat The Cock
|[[File:Rance_portrait.png|25px]] Can't Beat The Cock (6)
|[[File:HRance_portrait.png|25px]] Can't Beat The Cock (6)
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|[[2020 4chan Winter Cup]]
|[[2020 4chan Winter Cup]]
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|2
|2
|1
|1
|[[File:Rance_portrait.png|25px]] Can't Beat The Cock
|[[File:HRance_portrait.png|25px]] Can't Beat The Cock
|[[File:Rance_portrait.png|25px]] Can't Beat The Cock (5)
|[[File:HRance_portrait.png|25px]] Can't Beat The Cock (5)
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[2020 4chan Summer Cup]]
|[[2020 4chan Summer Cup]]
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|0
|0
|3
|3
|[[File:Rance_portrait.png|25px]] Can't Beat The Cock
|[[File:HRance_portrait.png|25px]] Can't Beat The Cock
|[[File:Rance_portrait.png|25px]] Can't Beat The Cock (2) & <br>[[File:Liru_portrait.png|25px]] Liru (2)
|[[File:HRance_portrait.png|25px]] Can't Beat The Cock (2) & <br>[[File:Liru_portrait.png|25px]] Liru (2)
|-bgcolor="#ffffff"
|[[2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|Group Stage
|1
|0
|2
|[[File:HRance_portrait.png|25px]] Can't Beat The Cock
|[[File:HRance_portrait.png|25px]] Can't Beat The Cock (3)
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[2021 4chan World Cup]]
|Group Stage
|1
|0
|2
|[[File:SadPanda_portrait.png|25px]] Sad Panda
|[[File:Liru_portrait.png|25px]] Liru (2)
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|[[2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|Round of 16, promoted
|1
|3
|1
|[[File:SadPanda_portrait.png|25px]] Sad Panda
|[[File:Liru_portrait.png|25px]] Liru (12)
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[2022 4chan Winter Cup]]
|Group Stage, relegated
|1
|1
|1
|[[File:SadPanda_portrait.png|25px]] Sad Panda
|[[File:HRance_portrait.png|25px]] Can't Beat The Cock (2)
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|[[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|Round of 16, promoted
|2
|2
|1
|[[File:SadPanda_portrait.png|25px]] Sad Panda
|[[File:HRance_portrait.png|25px]] Can't Beat The Cock (7)
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[2022 4chan Summer Cup]]
|Group Stage, relegate
|0
|2
|1
|[[File:SadPanda_portrait.png|25px]] Sad Panda
|[[File:HRance_portrait.png|25px]] Can't Beat The Cock (2)
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|[[2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|Round of 16, promoted
|1
|2
|1
|[[File:HRance_portrait.png|25px]] Can't Beat The Cock
|[[File:HRance_portrait.png|25px]] Can't Beat The Cock (5)
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|[[2023 4chan Winter Cup]]
|Round of 16
|1
|1
|2
|[[File:HRance_portrait.png|25px]] Can't Beat The Cock
|[[File:FacelessFatguy_portrait.png|25px]] Faceless Fatguy (4)
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[2023 4chan Summer Cup]]
|Group Stage, relegate
|0
|0
|3
|[[File:HRance_portrait.png|25px]] Can't Beat The Cock
|[[File:Grimm_portrait.png|25px]] Grimm (3)
|-bgcolor="#ffffff"
|[[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|Group Stage
|0
|3
|0
|[[File:HRance_portrait.png|25px]] Can't Beat The Cock
|[[File:HRance_portrait.png|25px]] Can't Beat The Cock (3) <br>[[File:Chikarin_portrait.png|25px]] Chikarin (3)
|}
|}


==Match History==
==Match History==
For a full record of all {{team away|h}} matches including friendlies and invitationals refer to the main [[/h/ Match History]] page. A video archive of matches can be found [http://archive.klaxa.eu/ here]
For a full record of all {{team away|h}} matches including friendlies and invitationals refer to the main [[/h/ Match History]] page. A video archive of matches can be found [https://implying.fun/ here]
===Recent Matches===
===Recent Matches===
Last year
Last 12 months
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{| class="wikitable" width=100%
|-
|-
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!style="background:#87CEEB;color:#FFFFFF"| Scorers
!style="background:#87CEEB;color:#FFFFFF"| Scorers
!style="background:#87CEEB;color:#FFFFFF"| Stadium
!style="background:#87CEEB;color:#FFFFFF"| Stadium
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| May 18, 2019
| {{team away|cm}}
| align=center|[[2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Group F|2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage]]
| align=center|0-1 L
|
| align=center|Anfield<br><small>Attendance: 455
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| May 24, 2019
| January 27, 2023
| {{team away|mu}}
| {{team away|sp}}
| align=center|[[2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Group F|2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage]]
| align=center|[[2023_4chan_Winter_Cup#Group A|2023 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage]]
| align=center|2-2 D
| align=center|2-2 D
|<small>[[File:Liru_portrait.png|25px]] Liru {{goal|77}}<br>[[File:FacelessFatguy_portrait.png|25px]] Faceless Fatguy {{goal|83}}
|<small>[[File:UsedGoods_portrait.png|25px]] Used Goods {{goal|18}}<br>[[File:FacelessFatguy_portrait.png|25px]] Faceless Fatguy {{goal|81}}
| align=center|Burg Stadion<br><small>Attendance: 406
| align=center| Transatlantic Semen Pipeline<br><small>Attendance:  
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| January 29, 2023
| {{team away|c}}
| align=center|[[2023_4chan_Winter_Cup#Group A|2023 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage]]
| align=center|2-3 L
|<small>[[File:FacelessFatguy_portrait.png|25px]] Faceless Fatguy {{goal|40}}<br>[[File:HRance_portrait.png|25px]] Can't Beat The Cock {{goal|87|}}
| align=center| Sad Panda Communal Faphouse<br><small>Attendance: 558
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| ay 26, 2019
| February 4, 2023
| {{team away|v}}
| {{team away|v}}
| align=center|[[2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Group F|2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage]]
| align=center|[[2023_4chan_Winter_Cup#Group A|2023 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage]]
| align=center|2-1 W
| align=center|3-0 W
|<small>[[File:LightsaberDick_portrait.png|25px]] Lightsaber Dick {{goal|20}}<br>[[File:Liru_portrait.png|25px]] Liru {{goal|28}}
|<small>[[File:UsedGoods_portrait.png|25px]] Used Goods {{goal|16||88}}<br>[[File:FacelessFatguy_portrait.png|25px]] Faceless Fatguy {{goal|55}}
| align=center|Anfield<br><small>Attendance: 506
| align=center| Sad Panda Communal Faphouse<br><small>Attendance:  
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| June 1, 2019
| February 11, 2023
| {{team away|k}}
| {{team away|vst}}
| align=center|[[2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Round_of_16|2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16]]
| align=center|[[2023_4chan_Winter__Cup#Round of 16|2023 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16]]
| align=center|2-0 W
| align=center|1-1<br>4-5 PK L
|<small>[[File:Rance_portrait.png|25px]] Can't Beat The Cock {{goal|19}}<br>[[File:FacelessFatguy_portrait.png|25px]] Faceless Fatguy {{goal|71}}
|<small>[[File:FacelessFatguy_portrait.png|25px]] Faceless Fatguy {{goal|101}}
| align=center|Anfield<br><small>Attendance: 374
| align=center| Armchair General<br><small>Attendance: 618
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| July 28, 2023
| {{team away|c}}
| align=center|[[2023_4chan_Summer__Cup#Group D|2023 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage]]
| align=center|2-3 L
|<small>[[File:FacelessFatguy_portrait.png|25px]] Faceless Fatguy {{goal|31}}<br>[[File:Grimm_portrait.png|25px]] Grimm {{goal|81}}
| align=center| Sad Panda Communal Faphouse<br><small>Attendance: 354
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| June 2, 2019
| July 30, 2023
| {{team away|i}}
| {{team away|sci}}
| align=center|[[2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Quarter_Finals|2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Quarter Finals]]
| align=center|[[2023_4chan_Summer__Cup#Group D|2023 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage]]
| align=center|1-2 L
| align=center|3-4 L
|<small>[[File:Rance_portrait.png|25px]] Can't Beat The Cock {{goal|78}}
|<small>[[File:FacelessFatguy_portrait.png|25px]] Faceless Fatguy {{goal|23}}<br>[[File:Grimm_portrait.png|25px]] Grimm {{goal|58}}<br>[[File:HRance_portrait.png|25px]] Can't Beat The Cock {{goal|69|}}
| align=center|Anfield<br><small>Attendance: 519
| align=center| The Time Cube<br><small>Attendance: 479
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| July 19th, 2019
| {{team away|vg}}
| align=center|[[2019_4chan_Summer_Cup#Group_B|2019 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage]]
| align=center|2-2 D
|<small>[[File:Liru_portrait.png|25px]] Liru {{goal|14}}<br>[[File:FacelessFatguy_portrait.png|25px]] Faceless Fatguy {{goal|53}}
| align=center|The Sand Casino<br><small>Attendance: 526 (?)
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| July 21st, 2019
| {{team away|lit}}
| align=center|[[2019_4chan_Summer_Cup#Group_B|2019 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage]]
| align=center|5-0 W
|<small>[[File:Rance_portrait.png|25px]] Can't Beat The Cock {{goal|11||29||44||55}}<br>[[File:FacelessFatguy_portrait.png|25px]] Faceless Fatguy {{goal|87}}
| align=center|Transatlantic Semen Pipeline Stadium<br><small>Attendance: 607 (516)
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| July 27th, 2019
| {{team away|g}}
| align=center|[[2019_4chan_Summer_Cup#Group_B|2019 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage]]
| align=center|3-1 W
|<small>[[File:DangerousDay_portrait.png|25px]] Dangerous Day {{goal|3}}<br>[[File:SadPanda_portrait.png|25px]] Sad Panda {{goal|55}}<br>[[File:Rance_portrait.png|25px]] Can't Beat The Cock {{goal|81}}
| align=center|The GNU/Lag<br><small>Attendance: 594 (292)
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 3rd, 2019
| August 5, 2023
| {{team away|w}}
| {{team away|trv}}
| align=center|[[2019_4chan_Summer_Cup#Round_of_16|2019 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16]]
| align=center|[[2023_4chan_Summer__Cup#Group D|2023 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage]]
| align=center|1-2 L
| align=center|1-3 L
|<small>[[File:Rance_portrait.png|25px]] Can't Beat The Cock {{goal|90+0}}
|<small>[[File:Grimm_portrait.png|25px]] Grimm {{goal|38}}
| align=center|Sad Panda Communal Faphouse<br><small>Attendance: 708 (306)
| align=center| Sad Panda Communal Faphouse<br><small>Attendance: 474
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| January 18, 2020
| {{team away|vp}}
| align=center|[[2020_4chan_Winter_Cup#Group_E|2020 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage]]
| align=center|3-2 W
|<small>[[File:FacelessFatguy_portrait.png|25px]] Faceless Fatguy {{goal|27}}<br>[[File:Rance_portrait.png|25px]] Can't Beat The Cock {{goal|37}}<br>[[File:LightsaberDick_portrait.png|25px]] Lightsaber Dick {{goal|72}}
| align=center|Sad Panda Communal Faphouse<br><small>Attendance:  
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| January 24, 2020
| October 28, 2023
| {{team away|wg}}
| {{team away|aco}}
| align=center|[[2020_4chan_Winter_Cup#Group_E|2020 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage]]
| align=center|[[2023_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup#Group H|2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage]]
| align=center|4-4 D
| align=center|4-4 D
|<small>[[File:FacelessFatguy_portrait.png|25px]] Faceless Fatguy {{goal|25}}<br>[[File:Wg_icon.png|25px]] Nudes {{owngoal|34}}<br>[[File:Rance_portrait.png|25px]] Can't Beat The Cock {{goal|71||83}}
|<small>[[File:HRance_portrait.png|25px]] Can't Beat The Cock {{goal|28||45+1||55}}<br>[[File:UnwillingElf_portrait.png|25px]] Unwilling Elf {{goal|85|}}
| align=center|Mont Cervin<br><small>Attendance:  
| align=center| Final PEStination<br><small>Attendance: 385
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| January 26, 2020
| November 3, 2023
| {{team away|trv}}
| {{team away|gd}}
| align=center|[[2020_4chan_Winter_Cup#Group_E|2020 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage]]
| align=center|[[2023_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup#Group H|2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage]]
| align=center|2-2 D
| align=center|2-2 D
|<small>[[File:Rance_portrait.png|25px]] Can't Beat The Cock {{goal|52||90+3}}
|<small>[[File:Chikarin_portrait.png|25px]] Chikarin {{goal|28||42}}<br>
| align=center|Sad Panda Communal Faphouse<br><small>Attendance:
| align=center| Adobe Arena<br><small>Attendance: 376
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| February 1, 2020
| November 5, 2023
| {{team away|pol}}
| {{team away|lit}}
| align=center|[[2020_4chan_Winter_Cup#Round_of_16|2020 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16]]
| align=center|[[2023_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup#Group H|2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage]]
| align=center|1-3 L
| align=center|1-1 D
|<small>[[File:FacelessFatguy_portrait.png|25px]] Faceless Fatguy {{goal|52}}
|<small>[[File:Chikarin_portrait.png|25px]] Chikarin {{goal|33}}<br>
| align=center|The GNU/Lag (or GNU+Lag)<br><small>Attendance:
| align=center| Sad Panda Communal Faphouse<br><small>Attendance: 426
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| July 18, 2020
| {{team away|w}}
| align=center|[[2020_4chan_Summer_Cup#Group E|2020 4chan Summer Cup Group stage]]
| align=center|0-2 L
|
| align=center|Sad Panda Communal Faphouse<br><small>Attendance: 746
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| July 24, 2020
| {{team away|cm}}
| align=center|[[2020_4chan_Summer_Cup#Group E|2020 4chan Summer Cup Group stage]]
| align=center|1-2 L
|<small>[[File:Liru_portrait.png|25px]] Liru {{goal|24}}
| align=center|Seme Uke Stadium<br><small>Attendance: 626
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| July 26, 2020
| {{team away|sp}}
| align=center|[[2020_4chan_Summer_Cup#Group E|2020 4chan Summer Cup Group stage]]
| align=center|4-6 L
|<small>[[File:Liru_portrait.png|25px]] Liru {{goal|24}}<br>[[File:Rance_portrait.png|25px]] Can't Beat The Cock {{goal|32||74}}<br>[[File:FacelessFatguy_portrait.png|25px]] Faceless Fatguy {{goal|54}}
| align=center|Sad Panda Communal Faphouse<br><small>Attendance: 832
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| October 25, 2020
| {{team away|y}}
| align=center|[[2020_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup#Group H|2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group stage]]
| align=center|2-1 W
|<small>[[File:Rance_portrait.png|25px]] Can't Beat The Cock {{goal|29}}<br>[[File:FacelessFatguy_portrait.png|25px]] Faceless Fatguy {{goal|84}}
| align=center|Sad Panda Communal Faphouse<br><small>Attendance: 469
|}
|}


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|-
|-
|Unbeaten Streak
|Unbeaten Streak
|August 9 2015 to November 14 2015
|
* August 9 2015 to November 14 2015<br>
* January 30 2022 to May 15 2022
|6 Matches
|6 Matches
|-
|-
|Biggest Win
|Biggest Win
|vs {{team away|pol}} November 5 2016 [[2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage]]<br> vs {{team away|wg}} January 12 2014 [[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]<br> vs {{team away|lit}} July 21st 2019 [[2019 4chan Summer Cup|2019 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage]]
|vs {{team away|pol}} November 5 2016 [[2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage]]<br> vs {{team away|wg}} January 12 2014 [[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]<br> vs {{team away|lit}} July 21st 2019 [[2019 4chan Summer Cup|2019 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage]]<br> vs {{team away|tg}} November 6 2021 [[2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage]]
|5-0
|5-0
|-
|-
|Highest Score
|Highest Score
|vs {{team away|g}} October 13 2013 [[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]<br> vs {{team away|pol}} November 5 2016 [[2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage]]<br> vs {{team away|wg}} January 12 2014 [[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]<br> vs {{team away|lit}} July 21st 2019 [[2019 4chan Summer Cup|2019 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage]]
|vs {{team away|g}} October 13 2013 [[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]<br> vs {{team away|pol}} November 5 2016 [[2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage]]<br> vs {{team away|wg}} January 12 2014 [[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]<br> vs {{team away|lit}} July 21st 2019 [[2019 4chan Summer Cup|2019 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage]]<br> vs {{team away|tg}} November 6 2021 [[2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage]]
|5 Goals
|5 Goals
|}
|}
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|-
|-
|'''Most Matches'''
|'''Most Matches'''
|'''[[File:TittyMonster_portrait.png|25px]] Titty Monster'''
|'''[[File:FacelessFatguy_portrait.png|25px]] Faceless Fatguy'''
|'''76'''
|'''91'''
|-
|-
|{{tt|Most Goals|Including official friendlies|}}
|'''{{tt|Most Goals|Including official friendlies|}}'''
|[[File:1388249562014.jpg|25px]] Asuka Langley Soryuu
|'''[[File:HRance_portrait.png|25px]]Can't Beat The Cock'''
|36
|'''51'''
|-
|-
|'''Most Goals in a Match'''
|'''Most Goals in a Match'''
|[[File:1388249562014.jpg|25px]] Asuka Langley Soryuu vs {{team away|pol}} November 5 2016 [[2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage]]<br>''' [[File:Rance_portrait.png|25px]]Can't Beat The Cock v {{team away|lit}} July 21st 2019 [[2019 4chan Summer Cup|2019 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage]]'''
|'''[[File:1388249562014.jpg|25px]] Asuka Langley Soryuu vs {{team away|pol}} November 5 2016 [[2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage]]'''<br>''' [[File:HRance_portrait.png|25px]]Can't Beat The Cock v {{team away|lit}} July 21st 2019 [[2019 4chan Summer Cup|2019 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage]]'''<br>''' [[File:Liru_portrait.png|25px]]Liru v {{team away|tg}} November 6 2021 [[2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage]]'''
|'''4'''
|'''4'''
|-
|-
|'''Most Goals in a Cup'''
|'''Most Goals in a Cup'''
|[[File:1388249562014.jpg|25px]] Asuka Langley Soryuu [[2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]<br>'''[[File:Rance_portrait.png|25px]] Can't Beat The Cock [[2019 4chan Summer Cup]]'''
|'''[[File:Liru_portrait.png|25px]] Liru [[2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]'''
|'''6'''
|'''12'''
|-
|-
|'''Most Assists'''
|'''Most Assists'''
|'''[[File:FacelessFatguy_portrait.png|25px]] Faceless Fatguy'''
|'''[[File:FacelessFatguy_portrait.png|25px]] Faceless Fatguy'''
|'''15'''
|'''30'''
|-
|-
|'''Most Saves'''
|'''Most Saves'''
|'''[[File:SadPanda_portrait.png|25px]] Sad Panda'''
|'''[[File:SadPanda_portrait.png|25px]] Sad Panda'''
|'''120'''
|'''214'''
|-
|-
|'''Most Cleansheets'''
|'''Most Cleansheets'''
|'''[[File:SadPanda_portrait.png|25px]] Sad Panda'''
|'''[[File:SadPanda_portrait.png|25px]] Sad Panda'''
|'''9'''
|'''12'''
|}
 
==Cup Records==
===Individual===
{| class="wikitable" width=75%
|-
!style="background:#87CEEB;color:#FFFFFF"| Category
!style="background:#87CEEB;color:#FFFFFF"| Recordholder
!style="background:#87CEEB;color:#FFFFFF"| Record
|-
|'''Most Goals scored in a group stage'''
|'''[[File:Liru_portrait.png|69px]] Liru [[2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]'''
|align=center|'''11'''
|}
|}


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{{Anonymous|Bittenfeld|}} - '''Summer 2013 - Summer 2014''' <br>
{{Anonymous|Bittenfeld|}} - '''Summer 2013 - Summer 2014''' <br>
{{Anonymous|RLK_Dragon|}} - '''Winter 2015 - Autumn 2015''' <br>
{{Anonymous|RLK_Dragon|}} - '''Winter 2015 - Autumn 2015''' <br>
{{Anonymous|Flowonthego}} & {{Anonymous|Gummy}} - '''Summer 2015 - Summer 2019''', '''Autumn 2020 - ''' <br>
{{Anonymous|Flowonthego}} & {{Anonymous|Gummy}} - '''Summer 2015 - Summer 2019''', '''Autumn 2020 - Winter 2023''' <br>
{{Anonymous|rhs}} - '''Summer 2017 - Winter 2019, Summer 2019 - Summer 2020 ''' <br>
{{Anonymous|LiruAutist}} - '''Spring 2019 - Autumn 2023''' <br>
{{Anonymous|LiruAutist}} - '''Spring 2019 - ''' <br>
{{Anonymous|rhs}} - '''Summer 2017 - Winter 2019, Summer 2019 - Summer 2020 ''', '''Autumn 2022 - '''<br>


==Rivalries==
==Rivalries==
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!style="background:#87CEEB;color:#FFFFFF"| Sad Panda Communal Faphouse
!style="background:#87CEEB;color:#FFFFFF"| Sad Panda Communal Faphouse
|-
|-
|align=center|[[File:SadPanda.jpg|200px]]<br>'''5-5-6'''
|align=center|[[File:SadPanda.jpg|200px]]<br>'''7-10-9'''
|align=center|Envisioned as a communal stadium that could represent all the weeb teams, the Sad Panda Communal Faphouse hosted its first match in the Round of 16 in the 2016 Autumn Babby Cup. Unfortunately /h/ was unable to avoid the New Stadium Curse, losing to /u/. While /h/'s second match at the ground was a much happier occasion, with a 3-0 win over /adv/ to avoid relegation in Winter 2017, the teams has yet to stamp its authority at home though a breakout victory against rivals /d/ in the 2018 Winter Cup Round of 16 shows that this is beginning to change.   
|align=center|Envisioned as a communal stadium that could represent all the weeb teams, the Sad Panda Communal Faphouse hosted its first match in the Round of 16 in the 2016 Autumn Babby Cup. Unfortunately /h/ was unable to avoid the New Stadium Curse, losing to /u/. While /h/'s second match at the ground was a much happier occasion, with a 3-0 win over /adv/ to avoid relegation in Winter 2017, the teams has yet to stamp its authority at home though a breakout victory against rivals /d/ in the 2018 Winter Cup Round of 16 shows that this is beginning to change.   
|}
|}
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!style="background:#87CEEB;color:#FFFFFF"| {{tt|GD|Goal Difference}}
!style="background:#87CEEB;color:#FFFFFF"| {{tt|GD|Goal Difference}}
|-bgcolor=""
|-bgcolor=""
| align=center| 16
| align=center| 26
| align=center| 26
| align=center| 26
| align=center| 49
| align=center| 0
| align=center| 52
| align=center| -3
|}
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[[Category:Official teams|h]]
[[Category:Official teams|h]]
[[Category:Fourth Founding|h]]

Latest revision as of 13:47, 1 April 2024

/h/
My hips are moving on their own!
H logo.png
/h/ - Hentai
Founded July 17, 2012
Manager Younger Sister
Owner Older Brother
IRL manager rhs/Niwa Nagahide
Team colors
Chat color 87CEEB
Shimapan Blue
Ranking 33
Highest rank 2 (March 1, 2015)
Lowest rank 48 (February 15, 2021)
Top scorer Can't Beat The Cock (51)
Top assister Faceless Fatguy (30)
Captain Can't Beat The Cock
Website /h/ - Hentai
Nickname baka hentais
Home ground Sad Panda Communal Faphouse
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
51 36 55 142 35.92%
GF GA GD
256 261 -5
Biggest win
/h/ H icon.png 5–0 Tg icon.png /tg/
November 6, 2021
Biggest defeat
/soc/ Soc icon.png 7–0 H icon.png /h/
February 10, 2013
First match
/h/ H icon.png 2–2 Hm icon.png /hm/
July 20, 2012
Elite Cup
Appearances 20 (First in 2013 4chan Winter Cup)
Best result 2nd, 2015 4chan Winter Cup
Babby Cup
Appearances 11 (First in 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup)
Best result 7th, 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem Bible Black Main Theme

Goal horn Netorare
Rance Goalhorn My Glorious Days
Kits
Home kit Hthird-2017wc.png
Away kit Hhome sc2015.png


The /h/entai Team was formed on July 17th, 2012 after a curious spectator of the 4chan Summer Cup group stages decided to create a team with the help of friendly anons from /h/. Other teams are about to be loved tenderly.

Important Links

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2022

Historical

2022

Historical

2022

Historical


Roster

Main Article: /h/ roster

Current Roster

No. Position Player
15
  GK
SadPanda portrait.png Sad Panda
45
  CB
BlowjobFace portrait.png Blowjob Face
59
  CB
OhBother portrait.png Oh Bother
72
  LB
UsedGoods portrait.png Used Goods
77
  RB
Gobbo portrait.png Gobbo
47
  DMF
ImpregnationLicense portrait.png Licensed to Breed
38
  CMF
UnwillingElf portrait.png Unwilling Elf
76
  CMF
Chikarin portrait.png Chikarin
74
  SS
Grimm portrait.png Grimm
24
  SS
HelloAsuka portrait.png Masterpiece, 1girl
52
  CF
HRance portrait.png Can't Beat the Cock Captain
No. Position Player
63
  GK
Stopman portrait.png Stopman
33
  CB
FacelessFatguy portrait.png Faceless Fatguy
42
  CB
Liru portrait.png Liru
49
  CB
LegLock portrait.png LegLock
11
  LB
Incest portrait.png Incest
60
  LB
DangerousDay portrait.png Dangerous Day
13
  RB
NTS portrait.png Thinking Man's Fetish
28
  RB
DFC portrait.png Delicious Flat Chest
50
  SS
LightsaberDick portrait.png Lightsaber Dick
51
  SS
Mindbreak portrait.png Mindbreak
78
  SS
Sinsack portrait.png Sinsack
79
  SS
Hiroki portrait.png Cuck of Spades


Hroster2024.jpg

History

Honors

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Team

Official


Invitational

Individual

Awards


All-Star Selection

Tournament History

Event Finish W D L Captain Lead Goalscorer
2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16, promoted 3 0 1 CummingBuckets portrait.png Fap Gauntlet TittyMonster portrait.png Titty Monster (3)
2013 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage, relegated 0 1 2 TittyMonster portrait.png Titty Monster TittyMonster portrait.png Titty Monster (2)
2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage, promoted 2 0 1 TittyMonster portrait.png Titty Monster TittyMonster portrait.png Titty Monster (2)
2013 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16 1 2 1 1388249562014.jpg Asuka Langley Soryu 1388249562014.jpg Asuka Langley Soryu (2)
2014 4chan Winter Cup 4th Place 3 1 3 1388249562014.jpg Asuka Langley Soryu 1388249562014.jpg Asuka Langley Soryu (4)
TittyMonster portrait.png Titty Monster (4)
2014 4chan Summer Cup Quarterfinals 2 1 2 1388249562014.jpg Asuka Langley Soryu Incest portrait.png Incest
TittyMonster portrait.png Titty Monster (2)
2015 4chan Winter Cup Runner-up 5 0 2 TittyMonster portrait.png Titty Monster 1388249562014.jpg Asuka Langley Soryu (5)
2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage, relegated 1 1 1 TittyMonster portrait.png Titty Monster TittyMonster portrait.png Titty Monster (3)
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Quarterfinals, promoted 3 2 1 TittyMonster portrait.png Titty Monster ReikaKitami portrait.png Bible Black (3)
2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage, relegated 0 1 2 TittyMonster portrait.png Titty Monster TittyMonster portrait.png Titty Monster (3)
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage 1 0 2 1388249562014.jpg Asuka Langley Soryu 1388249562014.jpg Asuka Langley Soryu (4)
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16, promoted 2 1 1 1388249562014.jpg Asuka Langley Soryu 1388249562014.jpg Asuka Langley Soryu (6)
2017 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16 1 1 2 1388249562014.jpg Asuka Langley Soryu Liru portrait.png Liru (4)
2017 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage, relegated 0 2 1 Liru portrait.png Liru FacelessFatguy portrait.png Faceless Fatguy (1)
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16, promoted 2 0 2 Liru portrait.png Liru FacelessFatguy portrait.png Faceless Fatguy (5)
2018 4chan Winter Cup 4th Place 4 1 2 Liru portrait.png Liru FacelessFatguy portrait.png Faceless Fatguy (4)
Liru portrait.png Liru (4)
2018 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16 1 2 1 SadPanda portrait.png Sad Panda Liru portrait.png Liru (3)
2019 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage, relegated 0 2 1 SadPanda portrait.png Sad Panda HRance portrait.png Can't Beat The Cock (3)
FacelessFatguy portrait.png Faceless Fatguy (3)
2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Quarter Finals 2 1 2 HRance portrait.png Can't Beat The Cock HRance portrait.png Can't Beat The Cock (2)
Liru portrait.png Liru (2)
FacelessFatguy portrait.png Faceless Fatguy (2)
2019 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16 2 1 1 HRance portrait.png Can't Beat The Cock HRance portrait.png Can't Beat The Cock (6)
2020 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16 1 2 1 HRance portrait.png Can't Beat The Cock HRance portrait.png Can't Beat The Cock (5)
2020 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage, relegated 0 0 3 HRance portrait.png Can't Beat The Cock HRance portrait.png Can't Beat The Cock (2) &
Liru portrait.png Liru (2)
2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage 1 0 2 HRance portrait.png Can't Beat The Cock HRance portrait.png Can't Beat The Cock (3)
2021 4chan World Cup Group Stage 1 0 2 SadPanda portrait.png Sad Panda Liru portrait.png Liru (2)
2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16, promoted 1 3 1 SadPanda portrait.png Sad Panda Liru portrait.png Liru (12)
2022 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage, relegated 1 1 1 SadPanda portrait.png Sad Panda HRance portrait.png Can't Beat The Cock (2)
2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16, promoted 2 2 1 SadPanda portrait.png Sad Panda HRance portrait.png Can't Beat The Cock (7)
2022 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage, relegate 0 2 1 SadPanda portrait.png Sad Panda HRance portrait.png Can't Beat The Cock (2)
2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16, promoted 1 2 1 HRance portrait.png Can't Beat The Cock HRance portrait.png Can't Beat The Cock (5)
2023 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16 1 1 2 HRance portrait.png Can't Beat The Cock FacelessFatguy portrait.png Faceless Fatguy (4)
2023 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage, relegate 0 0 3 HRance portrait.png Can't Beat The Cock Grimm portrait.png Grimm (3)
2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage 0 3 0 HRance portrait.png Can't Beat The Cock HRance portrait.png Can't Beat The Cock (3)
Chikarin portrait.png Chikarin (3)

Match History

For a full record of all H icon.png /h/ matches including friendlies and invitationals refer to the main /h/ Match History page. A video archive of matches can be found here

Recent Matches

Last 12 months

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers Stadium
January 27, 2023 Sp icon.png /sp/ 2023 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage 2-2 D UsedGoods portrait.png Used Goods Goal 18'
FacelessFatguy portrait.png Faceless Fatguy Goal 81'
Transatlantic Semen Pipeline
Attendance:
January 29, 2023 C icon.png /c/ 2023 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage 2-3 L FacelessFatguy portrait.png Faceless Fatguy Goal 40'
HRance portrait.png Can't Beat The Cock Goal 87'
Sad Panda Communal Faphouse
Attendance: 558
February 4, 2023 V icon.png /v/ 2023 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage 3-0 W UsedGoods portrait.png Used Goods Goal 16'88'
FacelessFatguy portrait.png Faceless Fatguy Goal 55'
Sad Panda Communal Faphouse
Attendance:
February 11, 2023 Vst icon.png /vst/ 2023 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16 1-1
4-5 PK L
FacelessFatguy portrait.png Faceless Fatguy Goal 101' Armchair General
Attendance: 618
July 28, 2023 C icon.png /c/ 2023 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage 2-3 L FacelessFatguy portrait.png Faceless Fatguy Goal 31'
Grimm portrait.png Grimm Goal 81'
Sad Panda Communal Faphouse
Attendance: 354
July 30, 2023 Sci icon.png /sci/ 2023 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage 3-4 L FacelessFatguy portrait.png Faceless Fatguy Goal 23'
Grimm portrait.png Grimm Goal 58'
HRance portrait.png Can't Beat The Cock Goal 69'
The Time Cube
Attendance: 479
August 5, 2023 Trv icon.png /trv/ 2023 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage 1-3 L Grimm portrait.png Grimm Goal 38' Sad Panda Communal Faphouse
Attendance: 474
October 28, 2023 Aco icon.png /aco/ 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage 4-4 D HRance portrait.png Can't Beat The Cock Goal 28'45+1'55'
UnwillingElf portrait.png Unwilling Elf Goal 85'
Final PEStination
Attendance: 385
November 3, 2023 Gd icon.png /gd/ 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage 2-2 D Chikarin portrait.png Chikarin Goal 28'42'
Adobe Arena
Attendance: 376
November 5, 2023 Lit icon.png /lit/ 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage 1-1 D Chikarin portrait.png Chikarin Goal 33'
Sad Panda Communal Faphouse
Attendance: 426

Records

Main Article: /h/ Records

Team Records

Category Recordholder Record
Highest Attendance vs N icon.png /n/, March 4 2018 2018 4chan Winter Cup Third Place Match 2552
Winning Streak February 15 2015 to March 1 2015 5 Matches
Unbeaten Streak
  • August 9 2015 to November 14 2015
  • January 30 2022 to May 15 2022
6 Matches
Biggest Win vs Pol icon.png /pol/ November 5 2016 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
vs Wg icon.png /wg/ January 12 2014 2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies
vs Lit icon.png /lit/ July 21st 2019 2019 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage
vs Tg icon.png /tg/ November 6 2021 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
5-0
Highest Score vs G icon.png /g/ October 13 2013 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
vs Pol icon.png /pol/ November 5 2016 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
vs Wg icon.png /wg/ January 12 2014 2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies
vs Lit icon.png /lit/ July 21st 2019 2019 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage
vs Tg icon.png /tg/ November 6 2021 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
5 Goals

Individual Records

Category Recordholder Record
Most Matches FacelessFatguy portrait.png Faceless Fatguy 91
Most Goals HRance portrait.pngCan't Beat The Cock 51
Most Goals in a Match 1388249562014.jpg Asuka Langley Soryuu vs Pol icon.png /pol/ November 5 2016 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
HRance portrait.pngCan't Beat The Cock v Lit icon.png /lit/ July 21st 2019 2019 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage
Liru portrait.pngLiru v Tg icon.png /tg/ November 6 2021 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
4
Most Goals in a Cup Liru portrait.png Liru 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 12
Most Assists FacelessFatguy portrait.png Faceless Fatguy 30
Most Saves SadPanda portrait.png Sad Panda 214
Most Cleansheets SadPanda portrait.png Sad Panda 12

Cup Records

Individual

Category Recordholder Record
Most Goals scored in a group stage Liru portrait.png Liru 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 11

Miscellaneous

Management


Avalon - Autumn 2012 - Spring 2013
OnaniMaster - Autumn 2012
Bittenfeld - Summer 2013 - Summer 2014
RLK_Dragon - Winter 2015 - Autumn 2015
Flowonthego & Gummy - Summer 2015 - Summer 2019, Autumn 2020 - Winter 2023
LiruAutist - Spring 2019 - Autumn 2023
rhs - Summer 2017 - Winter 2019, Summer 2019 - Summer 2020 , Autumn 2022 -

Rivalries

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/a/ - Sad Panda Derby
On the first day of 4chan moot created the anime board. On the second day he created the hentai board. Linked from the very beginning it is fitting that the two teams have been closely linked and indeed are cotenants of the Sad Panda Communal Faphouse.

Fittingly the two teams have met in two official friendlies, split one apiece, and in one drawn cup match.
1-1-1
Played GF GA GD
3 4 8 -4
D logo.png
/d/ - Fluid Bowl
They both live their lives in search of hentai...however one has a bit of an open mind.

/h/ and /d/ first played in two friendlies, split one apiece but /h/ has since taken control of the Derby with two round of 16 wins.
3-0-1
Played GF GA GD
4 6 5 1
E logo.png
/e/ - H Bowl
Two boards inherently linked with the word ecchi itself derived from the English spelling of hentai. While both boards love their lewd anime girls, /h/ recognizes that anime girls are there to get the dick.

The two boards have never met in a cup match but /h/ came out victorious in the one official friendly played.
1-0-0
Played GF GA GD
1 1 0 1
Mlp logo.png
/mlp/ - Stallion Bowl
Your resistance only makes me harder
Named after the character Stallion from the classic Hentai game/OVA Words Worth, this rivalry stems from onfield cup history.

All four cup matches between the two sides have been high stakes finals with /mlp/ taking out the first match and the third place trophy in Winter 2014. The following Winter /h/ got revenge in the Round of 16 enroute to the cup final. Unfortunately /mlp/ has taken out both of the next two encounters, a Round of 16 match in Autumn 2017 and a semi final in Winter 2018 where /h/ was unable to capitalise on its dominance due to >Rance
1-0-3
Played GF GA GD
4 5 8 -3

Stadium

Stadium Sad Panda Communal Faphouse
SadPanda.jpg
7-10-9
Envisioned as a communal stadium that could represent all the weeb teams, the Sad Panda Communal Faphouse hosted its first match in the Round of 16 in the 2016 Autumn Babby Cup. Unfortunately /h/ was unable to avoid the New Stadium Curse, losing to /u/. While /h/'s second match at the ground was a much happier occasion, with a 3-0 win over /adv/ to avoid relegation in Winter 2017, the teams has yet to stamp its authority at home though a breakout victory against rivals /d/ in the 2018 Winter Cup Round of 16 shows that this is beginning to change.
Played GF GA GD
26 49 52 -3

Tag Teams

The Tag Team Cup is an annual invitational where two cup teams form a tag team representing both teams.

Hpo logo.png
/hpo/ - /h/ and /po/
Hpo icon.png /hpo/ was the tag team between /h/ and /po/ for the 2017 Tag Team Cup 3. /hpo/ was successful onfield and finished second, losing in the final to /vrm/.
3-1-2
Played GF GA GD
6 7 7 0
Vh logo.png
/vh/ - /h/ and /v/
Vh icon.png /vh/ was the tag team between /h/ and /v/ that took part in the Tag Team Cup 4.
2-0-2
Played GF GA GD
4 4 7 -3