/hsrg/

/hsrg/
Keep Moving Forward Without Stopping
/hsrg/ - Honkai Star Rail General
Founded October, 2023 Owner The Interastral Peace Corporation IRL manager Mantis Team colors Extra team color Chat color 6a060e Pom-Pom Rosewood Ranking Highest rank () Lowest rank () Top scorer () Top assister () Captain Literally Me Website /hsrg/ - Honkai Star Rail General Nickname Honkies, Trailblazers
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 1 0 2 3 33.33%
GF GA GD 6 10 -4
Biggest win /pmmm/  1–3  /hsrg/ November 24, 2023 Biggest defeat /hsrg/  0–5  /gig/ December 9, 2023 First match /pmmm/  1–3  /hsrg/ November 24, 2023
/vg/ League Appearances 1 (First in VGL 21) Best result 35, VGL 21
Team music
Anthem Take the Journey Victory Anthem Wildfire Goal horn Selection, Planning, and Opportunity GODpard The Red Banner is Raised Pitch Dark Hook the Great Aetherium Wars Battle Theme (Hook)
Kits

Honkai Star Rail: yet another "free-to-play" gacha game loosely connected to the Hoyoverse where you play the Trailblazer, a 7 day old [guy/gal] in the body of a 17 year old tasked with saving the universe who quickly gets outclassed by better characters except now you're on a space train and the action is turn-based. A game that offers you a new universe with near-infinite possibilities but sticks you in Space-China Colony Ship for most of it and 75% of it is cargo containers. A game that dangles different skins of the same 3-4 humanoid body types in front of you and won't let you have any of them unless you're willing to whale. A game where all the important women are lesbians, all the important men are volcels, and all the robots (except the best one) want to commit Suicide By Trailblazer. I fucking hate this game. Check out my maxed out team of 5-stars that I spent 1000s of dollars and hours to collect.

/hsrg/ debuted in /vg/ League 21, getting off to a strong start with a surprise win off /pmmm/ despite 3 of their attackers being tiny as shit. Unfortunately, Literally Me spent more time blaming himself for mistakes than getting rebounds or putting headers on frame. /hsrg/ would go on to lose the following match to /kfg/, and then get completely washed against /gig/ in the first Hoyo Clásico after getting completely stonewalled by CEO of GEO. The Honkies plan to learn from this experience, come back stronger, get revenge on their Hoyoverse brother, and maybe one day they will finally take a trip to Planet Australia like they keep saying they will.

Roster

No. Position Player   GK TASUKETE, SVAROG-KUN   LB Chinese Makima   CB HimeCone   CB TopASS   RB Trotterlord   DMF RULES ARE MADE TO BE BROKEN   CMF GODpard   CMF Pitch Dark Hook The Great   SS E6 Qingque >   CF Hmph!   CF Literally Me

No. Position Player   GK Pom-Pom   CB Luochud   CB Bro? Your Bronya?   CB Calcbros...   LB RISE, PENIS   LB SEX ALARM   RB SCAMpo   RB Retard 7th   DMF Trash Queen   DMF SURVIVE OR BE DESTROYED   DMF Mid Yuan   DMF Jobqing

Match History

Official Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
02023-11-29November 29, 2023	/pmmm/	/vg/ League 21 Group D	3-1 W	Hmph!  5' E6 Qingque > Madokami  53' GODpard  90+3'
02023-12-03December 3, 2023	/kfg/	/vg/ League 21 Group D	3-4 L	E6 Qingque > Sugoi  9' Literally Me  60' Hmph!  84'
02023-12-09December 9, 2023	/gig/	/vg/ League 21 Group D	0-5 L	>honkai shart rail

Player Statistics

Goals and Assists

Player	Goals	Assists
Hmph!	2	2
E6 Qingque >	2	1
GODpard	1	0
Literally Me	1	0
Jobqing	0	1

MoTM Awards

Player	Times Awarded
E6 Qingque >	1

Team Exports

Tactical Export: Mobabowl 2024
Aesthetic Export: /vg/ League 21/Mobabowl 2024
Audio Export: /vg/ League 21/Mobabowl 2024