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| >Boris Stronk
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| /ring/ - Boris Fit Adventure
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| Founded
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December 3, 2019
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| Manager
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horsbussy(tentative)
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| Owner
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DrBorisG's Body
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| IRL manager
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Undisclosed
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| Team colors
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| Chat color
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FFDF26
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| Top scorer
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()
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| Top assister
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| Captain
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| Website
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/ring/ - Boris Fit Adventure
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| Nickname
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| Historic performance
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| W
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D
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L
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TOTAL
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EFFICIENCY
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| 0
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0
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0
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0
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0%
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| Biggest win
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TBD 
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TBD
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| Biggest defeat
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| TBD
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–
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TBD
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| First match
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| TBD
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TBD
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| Team music
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| Kits
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It's a joke, and it'll be a hell of a joke if it actually becomes a team. And it did become a team. Guess I'm the manager now...
Players
WIP
| No.
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Position
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Player
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| 6
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Ab Guard
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| 30
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WATER BRAND WATER
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| 11
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>Gains
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| 16
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Hubby
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| 17
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Honey
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| 5
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VICTORY POSE
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| 20
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Headphone Wire
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| 8
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A LITTLE WEIRD
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| 10
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TIPP IS LATE
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| 200
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Some 200LB Fatass 
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| 500
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BARA DRAGON
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| No.
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Position
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Player
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| 1
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Super Spinach Smoothies
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| 8
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Abdonis
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| 7
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Front Press
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| 21
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Static Stretching
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| 32
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Fashion Disaster
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| 8
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PRAISE THE SUN
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| 3
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Knee-to-Chest
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| 9
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Leg Strap Slipping Again
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| 420
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I Hope You Wash That Towel
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| 156
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No Pulse
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| 4
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Allegra
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| 22
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Wet Splat
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Exports
Meme-ass Tactics and Formations
Backup Squad setup 4ccs
Shitty Music, and I only have 5 songs right now, leave suggestions if you have further ideas
Not 100% done, but it's something. Mostly card heads and pkuns, the Smoothie model is fucked as well.
Instructions
Following the TTC5, gonna try something crazy. Dragaux Gold is benched until 65, then subbed on at 65, since you need to fight a lot of shit before you can actually fight Dragaux. Second sub, at 65, sub most tired, not including medals. If 25% or less stamina carded player, sub off carded player first. Save last sub for future ded player to be subbed off. DrBorisG stays on the pitch no matter how tired, unless literally ded and removed from the pitch ded.
Hubby and Honey stay on the pitch together, if one is on, other must be on, if one is off, both off. If any get a red card, instant sub and remove remaining either Hubby or Honey if subs are available, even if it fucks over the second or 3rd otherwise voluntary sub.
Start on Preset 1 Ring formation, go to Preset 2 Ab Guard formation and go -2 at 20. Bounce between Preset 1 Neutral and Preset 2 -2 whenever you want - every 10 minutes, 20, whatever, but switch at least twice, hell, just really quickly bounce between 1 and 2 if you want then call it done. When Dragaux comes on, switch back to Preset 1 neutral mentality. This is assuming scoreline stays even or /ring/ is ahead.
If we go 2 down before 65, switch to Preset 1 go +2 Double Gegenpress using the concession time out and stay on Preset 1 +2. If we manage to close the gap somehow, go back to neutral mentality, leave Gegenpress on and stay on Preset 1 until below instruction.
At 70 go to Preset 3 Victory Pose(AKA Instant Loss Formation) X shaped formation and go +2, this formation has Double Gegenpress. Do it irregardless of scoreline or conditions.
