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>Boris Stronk
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/ring/ - Boris Fit Adventure
Founded December 3, 2019 Manager horsbussy(tentative) Owner DrBorisG's Body IRL manager Undisclosed Team colors Chat color FFDF26 Top scorer () Top assister () Captain Website /ring/ - Boris Fit Adventure Nickname '
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 2 0 1 3 66.67%
GF GA GD 4 4 0
Biggest win TBD  –  TBD Biggest defeat TBD  –  TBD First match TBD  0–2  TBD 12/05/2020
Team music
Anthem Dynamic Stretching Victory Anthem Joe Esposito - You're The Best Goal horn Johnny Cash - Ring of Fire Dragaux Horn Dragonforce - Heart of a Dragon 200LB Fatass Horn Wilbur Witt - Fuck You Texas
Kits

It's a joke, and it'll be a hell of a joke if it actually becomes a team. And it did become a team. Honk Honk.

Wooden spoon, here we come.

Players

WIP

No. Position Player 6   GK Ab Guard 30   RB WATER BRAND WATER 11   LB >Gains 16   CB Hubby 17   CB Honey 5   LMF Leg Strap 20   RMF Headphone Wire 8   CMF A LITTLE WEIRD 10   CMF TIPP IS LATE 200   SS Some 200LB Fatass 500   CF BARA DRAGON

No. Position Player 1   GK Super Spinach Smoothies 8   RB Abdonis 7   LB Armando 21   CB Static Stretching 32   CB Fashion Disaster 8   LMF PRAISE THE SUN 3   RMF Knee-to-Chest 9   CMF Guru Andma 420   CMF I Hope You Wash That Towel 156   CMF Allegra 4   CF No Pulse 22   CF Wet Splat

Exports

Meme-ass Tactics and Formations

Backup Squad setup 4ccs

Shitty Music, and I only have 5 songs and a shitty chant, leave suggestions if you have further ideas

Not 100% done, but it's something. Mostly card heads and pkuns, the Smoothie model is fucked as well.

Instructions

Following the TTC5, gonna try something crazy. Dragaux Gold is benched until 65, then subbed on at 65, since you need to fight a lot of enemies before you can actually fight Dragaux. Second sub, at 65, sub most tired, not including medals. If 25% or less stamina carded player, sub off carded player first. DrBorisG stays on the pitch no matter how tired, unless literally ded and removed from the pitch ded.

Save last sub for future ded player to be subbed off.

Hubby and Honey stay on the pitch together, if one is on, other must be on, if one is off, both off. If any get a red card, instant sub and remove remaining either Hubby or Honey if subs are available, even if it fucks over the second or 3rd otherwise voluntary sub.

Start on Preset 1 Ring formation, go to Preset 2 Ab Guard formation and go -2 at 20. Bounce between Preset 1 Neutral and Preset 2 -2 every 10 minutes. When Dragaux comes on, switch back to Preset 1 neutral mentality. This is assuming scoreline stays even or /ring/ is ahead.

If we go 2 down before 65, switch to Preset 1 go Double Gegenpress using the concession time out and stay on Preset 1 +1. If we manage to close the gap somehow, go back to neutral mentality, leave Gegenpress on and stay on Preset 1 until below instruction.