/skg/
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/skg/ - Senran Kagura General | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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The /skg/ team will continue to run non-stop.
That is the calling of a NINJA.
They run faster and jump higher than anyone.
They can easily jump over people’s expectations.
The team still has the potential to grow big and large. Just like the girls’ chests.
Tits are life, ass is hometown.
Roster
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Cup History
VGL 7 Qualifiers
Like most generals about anime games, /skg/ is sustained thread-to-thread by thirst and boredom. Therefore at some point it was decided a football team would be created in order to starve off the collective boredom found on many an /skg/ anon's weekend evenings, while fielding a roster with the biggest tits and ass a tiny PES modding community could provide. With a roster containing literally every meme the Senran Kagura community had ever produced they took to the field to play some of the worst football ever witnessed. A 9-1 raping by the Alicesoft general was the team's opening match in which it discovered the conservation of Ninjutsu applied just as well to a soccer pitch and putting 5 senrans up front was not the key to scoring more goals. It went on to perform like shit against the remaining two teams in the group as well, getting only a draw and a narrow loss and leaving the 7th /vg/ league with only an unlikely to ever be broken record for biggest loss ever.
VGL 8
After the best part of six months spent probably waifuposting the anons in /skg/ inexplicably decided to give the whole soccer thing another shot, declaring revenge for the embarrassment of the previous cup. With a brand new team of mostly better memes and much bigger tits they quickly undid their previous failures in the qualifiers with a strong opening performance against the veteran team of /fgg/ and initially against newcomers /r6g/ until a late goal robbed /skg/ of their win. At this point the general decided to bench their starting keeper forever because fuck 90+ goals and ever since goodnight skeegee has never played in a match. A further spotless performance against /ss13g/ would put /skg/ into the VGL proper where they would face the powerhouses of /fgog/, /ksg/, and /twg/. Despite a disappointing start against /fgog/ in which another stoppage time goal would again steal points from the team, /skg/ would soon bounce back with a good performance against /ksg/ to put them in the running for the knockouts. With /ksg/ later sending /fgog/ to hell with a 7-1 domination, all /skg/ needed to advance from the group was a draw against former cup winners /twg/. The resulting match saw a tug of war between the two teams who both had their shot of making it out of groups, with aggressive gameplan changes and a stellar goalkeeping performance keeping /skg/ in the game and eventually getting them the draw they needed to get to the knockouts. However their success would be very quickly and brutally cut short by the might of /gsg/ who would drop five goals on them to give the senrans another cup ending blowout, leaving them placed 16th overall.
Exports
Tactics | Assthetics | Music |
Match History
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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November 25, 2016 | /hanny/ | /vg/ League 7 Qualifiers | 1-9 L | Flat Cat 58' |
November 26, 2016 | /vn/ | /vg/ League 7 Qualifiers | 2-2 D | Happy Boobs 32' Life 88' |
November 27, 2016 | /mggg/ | /vg/ League 7 Qualifiers | 4-5 L | Life 8' Dokkan 70', 90+1' >New Wave is canon 79' |
June 2, 2017 | /fgg/ | /vg/ League 8 Qualifiers | 2-1 W | Beansprouts 17', 72' |
June 3, 2017 | /r6g/ | /vg/ League 8 Qualifiers | 2-2 D | Life 1', 58' |
June 4, 2017 | /ss13g/ | /vg/ League 8 Qualifiers | 2-0 W | Life 6' Yumi was a mistake 10' |
June 10, 2017 | /fgog/ | /vg/ League 8 | 1-2 L | Happy Boobs 55' |
June 16, 2017 | /ksg/ | /vg/ League 8 | 3-1 W | Hometown 38', 72' Life 78' |
June 18, 2017 | /twg/ | /vg/ League 8 | 1-1 D | Yumi was a mistake 75' |
June 24, 2017 | /gsg/ | /vg/ League 8 | 1-5 L | Life 20' |
September 16, 2017 | /hanny/ | /vg/ League 9 Friendlies | 3-1 W | 43' Yumi was a Mistake 66' Hometown 69' Life |
Rivalries
/hanny/ - Yaegashi Nan Derby |
Aside from thrashing /skg/ 9-1 in their inaugural game, Senran artist Yaegashi Nan also leant his artstyle to Evenicle, a popular game on the Alicesoft general. Though the teams have yet to see a rematch in the tournament proper, /skg/ got some petty revenge in a friendly. |
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