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Women need to be raped. It's the only language they know. Rape is popular with women. Don't listen to them because they are infamous liars who don't understand their own thinking. Women want to be held down and fucked hard. They want to be made to cry and scream. Women have a biological imperative to be raped. Did you know that women who are raped are twice as likely to conceive as women who have unprotected consensual sex? It is a fact. Women who have been raped frequently have orgasms; some women have never had an orgasm in their life except during a rape. The desire to be sexually dominated is firmly ingrained in women. This is a fact of evolution that cannot be denied without women becoming unbalanced. Feminism is really just an outward manifestation of an internal problem with modern women. These 'feminists' desperately want to be put in their place. That's why they act out so much and are so belligerent. Whether they know it or not, subconsciously they want to piss men off and get men to make them submit. They want to be slapped in the face, told to shut the fuck up, and then raped until they can't stand up. This is what women really want. I say we give it to them.
Exports
Currently held hostage by Nekonyan terrorists.
Roster
Main article: /vn/ Roster
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Players
This is the VGL 19 roster.
Match History
For older official and unofficial matches, please go to the Match History Page.
Official Matches
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| November 25, 2023 |  /feg/
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/vg/ League 21 Group G |
4-1 W | Routelets  28', 90+0'Holy Fucking Kino 34'kys 86'Holy Fucking Kino  79'
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| December 1, 2023 |  /pg/
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/vg/ League 21 Group G |
2-0 W | Routelets 4' kys 33'
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| December 10, 2023 |  /@/
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/vg/ League 21 Group G |
2-1 W | Holy Fucking Kino 8' Routelets 83'Holy Fucking Kino 20'
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| December 16, 2023 |  /hanny/
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/vg/ League 21 Round of 16 |
3-2 W | kys 34', 38' Geralt 50'
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| December 17, 2023 |  /smbg/
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/vg/ League 21 Quarterfinals |
Friendly and Unofficial Matches
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| September 22, 2023 |  /vgt/
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/vg/ League 21 Friendlies | 4-3 W | kys 24', 34', 87' No Japanese Allowed  57'
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| September 24, 2023 | /hanny/
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/vg/ League 21 Friendlies | 4-1 W | kys 8' Holy Fucking Kino 10'Routelets 52'Geralt 62'
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Player Statistics
Goalscorers
| Player | Goals |
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| Douzo, Lad | 30 |
| Routelets | 18 |
| I only read moege | 12 |
| kys | 10 |
| JOP | 5 |
| Geralt | 5 |
| Intentionally Bad | 4 |
| M*ogy | 3 |
| Loliconia | 3 |
| Awawawa | 2 |
| Please Bang my Wife | 2 |
| HOLY FUCKING KINO | 2 |
| I'm Ending It | 1 |
| Literally me | 1 |
| Quof | 1 |
| Poyayaaan~ | 1 |
Assists
| Player | Assists |
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| I Only Read Moege | 15 |
| Geralt | 10 |
| Douzo, Lad | 8 |
| kys | 8 |
| Loliconia | 6 |
| Routelets | 5 |
| I'm Ending It | 3 |
| Please Bang my Wife | 3 |
| Still not Reading Uminegro | 3 |
| Awawawa | 2 |
| All-Ages Kusoge | 2 |
| ded medium | 2 |
| HOLY FUCKING KINO | 2 |
| Mangagamer Shill | 1 |
| Moege cum nukige | 1 |
| /ourguys/ | 1 |
| Please Bang My Wife | 1 |
| Quof | 1 |
| Guys I'm Literally Shaking | 1 |
| Nekonyan shill (unpaid) | 1 |
| Tiny Hats | 1 |
| ROYAL CUNNY | 1 |
| Upskirts | 1 |
| BWEEH! | 1 |
| I FUCKING LOVE USED GOODS | 1 |
Saves
| Player | Saves |
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| JOP | 92 |
| All-Ages Kusoge | 12 |
| Intentionally Bad | 12 |
| Please Bang My Wife | 6 |
| Anime-Tier Shading | 4 |
| Bully Pinks | 4 |
EOP Art Corner
Despite all of us being dirty EOPs, we can't help but try to make our own VNs with shitty ESL art. >tfw no ESL art kamige
I only read Moege scoring the decisive goal against /llsifg/ in Survival. Art donated by a kind /llsifg/ anon.
Achievements and Honors
/vg/ League 17
Match of the Tournament.
Lil' Winter Skirmish
3rd Place.
Trivia
- The team took part on 3 Qualifiers, winning only once out of 9 matches and even spooning one qualifier (VGL9).
Geralt has been a medal player for a good part of /vn/ history but, despite this fact, he's only scored twice, both times againstNo longer true as he scored twice in VGLX-2.
/2hug/ (VGL14 and VGL17).- Douzo, Lad holds the record for fastest hat-trick in VGL history in the team's victory against
/pmmm/ 5-3 in VGL11. This was Douzo's first ever hat-trick and her (and the team's) only ever double brace.
