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{{sq start player |no=74 |pos= {{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="I mean, who doesn't love wearing the exact same avatar as ten trillion other people?">Boothcat</span>}} | {{sq start player |no=74 |pos= {{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="I mean, who doesn't love wearing the exact same avatar as ten trillion other people?">Boothcat</span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=31 |pos= {{NewPosition|RB|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="Dumbasses who bought a Vive instead of a Rift">Vivelet</span>}} | {{sq start player |no=31 |pos= {{NewPosition|RB|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="Dumbasses who bought a Vive instead of a Rift">Vivelet</span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=47 |pos= {{NewPosition| | {{sq bronze player |no=9 |pos= {{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="I just spent 3 and a half hours watching this Tupper tutorial, and then another hour optimizing my avatar, and it's completely fucked. Please help.">TUPPERED</span>}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq start player |no=47 |pos= {{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="Rich fucks who bought a Valve Index instead of a Vive or a Rift. Blessed be Gaben, the savior of VR who has come to release us from the jewish HTC Chinamen and getting fucced by the Zucc Facebook. Pretty much the best consumer headset available, for only the low, low price of $1,000">Index Master Race</span>}} | ||
{{sq bronze player |no=30 |pos= {{NewPosition| | {{sq silver player|no=1 |pos= {{NewPosition|AMF|type=1}}|name=<span class="explain" title="You decide to play as an anime girl in virtual reality, and a few months later you decide to play as an anime girl in real life.">Proteus Effect</span>}} | ||
{{sq bronze player |no=30 |pos= {{NewPosition|SS|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="*sip* Yep, my first VR headset was a Virtual Boy, they just don't make 'em like they used to... Also chosen to be /vg/'s DMF representative for the Winter 2019 4Chan Cup">30 Yr Old VR Boomer</span>}} | |||
{{sq silver player|no=3 |pos= {{NewPosition|SS|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="Nikei dreams of one day having his own custom avatar in virtual reality.">Custom Avatar</span>}} | {{sq silver player|no=3 |pos= {{NewPosition|SS|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="Nikei dreams of one day having his own custom avatar in virtual reality.">Custom Avatar</span>}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq gold player|no=2 |pos= {{NewPosition|CF|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="The mascot for the Unity engine, as well as a default avatar in VRChat. The MVP of /vrg/ and /ourgirl/ chosen to lead /vg/ in the 2018 4chan Summer Cup. She would then go on to carry /vg/ to victory in their first ever cup win by scoring 7 goals on the final day of the tournament and tying for the Golden Boot award at 8 goals scored, also winning the “Best Player” award for most MotM awards.">Unity-chan</span>}} [[File:captain.png]] | ||
{{sq mid|bg=#fe9832|fg=#ffffff}} | {{sq mid|bg=#fe9832|fg=#ffffff}} | ||
{{sq player |no=14 |pos= {{NewPosition|GK|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="Utter the phrase and drink every time she saves a shot. Wait, did someone say shot? I'll drink to that.">Cheers, Kippis, Kanpai, Fuck Niggers</span>}} | {{sq player |no=14 |pos= {{NewPosition|GK|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="Utter the phrase and drink every time she saves a shot. Wait, did someone say shot? I'll drink to that.">Cheers, Kippis, Kanpai, Fuck Niggers</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=10 |pos= {{NewPosition|RB|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title=" | {{sq player |no=10 |pos= {{NewPosition|RB|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="Nepbar is the number one place in VRChat to privately (or openly, it's happened) fuck your vrfu. Infamous for its private bedrooms and invisible chairs that allow you to act like you're really picking up an anime girl and fucking them on the couch. It was also recently banned due to the mods finding a hidden dildo in the map. /vrg/ remade it, and renamed it Bepbar.">Bepbar</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=25 |pos= {{NewPosition|RB|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="You've got a few stray vertices there.">SCUFFED</span>}} | {{sq player |no=25 |pos= {{NewPosition|RB|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="You've got a few stray vertices there.">SCUFFED</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=73 |pos= {{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="i'm gay">i'm gay</span>}} | {{sq player |no=73 |pos= {{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="i'm gay">i'm gay</span>}} | ||
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{{sq player |no=8 |pos= {{NewPosition|LB|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="A virtual reality game being developed by a /vrg/er and his rooomates that is somewhat similar to VRChat but with an actual acceptable fucking frame rate.">Lavender when?</span>}} | {{sq player |no=8 |pos= {{NewPosition|LB|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="A virtual reality game being developed by a /vrg/er and his rooomates that is somewhat similar to VRChat but with an actual acceptable fucking frame rate.">Lavender when?</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=11 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="I only wear them for better leg tracking, I swear!">VR Socks</span>}} | {{sq player |no=11 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="I only wear them for better leg tracking, I swear!">VR Socks</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=64 |pos= {{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="Sleeping with a giant headseat strapped to your face can be surprisingly comfy.">VR Sleep</span>}} | {{sq player |no=64 |pos= {{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="Sleeping with a giant headseat strapped to your face can be surprisingly comfy.">VR Sleep</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=23 |pos= {{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="The exclusive inner circle of cool, popular kids. Now with 200% more flavor.">Dinner Circle</span>}} | {{sq player |no=23 |pos= {{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="The exclusive inner circle of cool, popular kids. Now with 200% more flavor.">Dinner Circle</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=17 |pos= {{NewPosition| | {{sq player |no=79 |pos= {{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="The true savior of VR that will put Oculus, HTC, and Valve to shame. If only those dumbasses thought of using cardboard instead, maybe their headsets would be as great as Nintendo's.">Nintendo Labo VR</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=17 |pos= {{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}}| name=<span class="explain" title="Why don't you have a vrgf yet Anon?">>tfw no vrfu</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=12 |pos= {{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="Knuckles. Ugandan Knuckles. Valve Knuckles. ">Knuckles & Knuckles ft. Knuckles</span>}} | {{sq player |no=12 |pos= {{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="Knuckles. Ugandan Knuckles. Valve Knuckles. ">Knuckles & Knuckles ft. Knuckles</span>}} | ||
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/vrg/ - Virtual Reality General
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Retired Players
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Team History
Ranking:
VGLX - 1st
VGL11 - 10th
VGL12 - 34th
Overall - 29th
Key Players:
Unity-chan
Proteus Effect
Custom Avatar
Counteraction rising. Yeah, we are ready for the punch line. There's no use with all your gimmicks, so check this out.
The story and legacy behind 
/vrg/ is not one that can easily be summarized. How did one team go from being the most hated, infuriating general, to the point where even the tournament organizers despised them, to winning the whole thing and going on to redeem themselves in the eyes of many by helping to lead /vg/ to their first ever cup victory? This is the story of one gay, arrogant team that entered as villains and came out as heroes.
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The /vrg/ general was formed in the very late December of 2017. The soccer team was formed in May of 2018. Although /vrg/ is the "Virtual Reality General", the main game that is played by the vast majority of people is VRChat, a social game with near infinite creative possibilites. /vrg/ prides itself on content creation and as such, wanted to create their own custom team from scratch without any help. Due to this, as well as other factors, misunderstandings, and some bant, /vrg/ was already hated by the vast majority of people, including the VGL organizers themselves, before VGLX had even begun. Many had told them they would lose immediately, and be the laughing stock of the tournament, especially when /vrg/'s refusal to ask for help wound up making them miss the aesthetic deadline. However, that didn't happen. /vrg/ won their very first game, even without their aesthetics. And then they got their aesthetics, and they won. And then they won again, and then they kept winning, and winning, and winning, until no one was laughing anymore. To the dismay of many, /vrg/ sweeped their first ever tournament, coming in first place without a single loss on their record. VGL had laughed at /vrg/, and now /vrg/ was laughing back.
After accomplishing just about everything there is to accomplish, there's nowhere to go but downhill from here for /vrg/. The biggest victory they now seek to achieve is the same as it was when they first started - Having fun watching their walking abomination shitpost of a team kick the ball around while watching the game on a big screen in virtual reality. |
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VGL11 occurred, marking /vrg/'s second VGL tournament after they became champions of the last one. Waste of Draw Calls, VR Hole, and four other players that never saw any playtime in VGLX were retired (/dance crew/, Monkeysphere, Abyssal Futa Dick, and >he doesn't know). Newcomers Veteran User, Awptist, El Kamino, Nepbar, Beat Saber, and 30 Yr Old VR Boomer were added to the team. Beat Saber would replace VR Socks as /vrg/'s main goalkeeper, with VR Socks becoming a fullback. Unfortunately VGL11 would be a rude wake-up call. Although /vrg/ was placed in what seemed like an extremely easy group stage against the likes of
As a result of coming in 10th place and not being able to secure a medal spot on the /vg/ roster, /vrg/ decided to send in the 30 Yr Old VR Boomer as a representative for /vg/ instead of Unity-chan. The boomer would go on to become a fan favorite and would eventually secure an even higher position among the /vrg/ team. |
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The VGL12 roster poll occurred. VGLX original members Bote Girls, Mutetopper, A Panty Shot, PHOTOSHOP ME IN, and even the silver medal Coconut Kap failed to make it onto the team and were retired. VGL11 additions Awptist, Veteran User, and the worst player /vrg/ has ever had, El Kamino (who literally clapped for the other fucking team in his last match ever played against /dbg/ after he failed to prevent a goal YET AGAIN), were also retired. 8 new players were added to the team: Indexfag, Cheers, Kippis, Kanpai, Fuck Niggers, Hate Speech, i'm gay, Nintendo Labo VR, Boothcat, Lavender When? and VR Sleep being the new additions. In addition to new players and new models, the vast majority of the current members on the team had their aesthetics updated and polished.
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Player Statistics
| Player | Goals in VGLX | Assists in VGLX | Goals in VGL11 | Assists in VGL11 | Goals in VGL12 | Assists in VGL12 | Goals (Total) | Assists (Total) |
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| Unity-chan | 5 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 3 |
| Proteus Effect | 4 | 2 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 10 | 6 |
| Coconut Kap | 4 | 3 | 2 | 1 | N/A | N/A | 6 | 4 |
| >tfw no vrfu | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 |
| Custom Avatar | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 0 |
| A Panty Shot | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | N/A | N/A | 0 | 2 |
| Vivelet | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Riftcuck | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 |
| 30 Yr Old VR Boomer | N/A | N/A | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Goalkeeper Statistics
| Player | Saves in VGLX | Saves in VGL11 | Saves in VGL12 | Saves (Total) |
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| VR Socks | 19 | N/A | N/A | 19 |
| Ugandan Knuckles | 7 | 6 | N/A | 13 |
| Beat Saber | N/A | 8 | 2 | 10 |
| Cheers, Kippis, Kanpai, Fuck Niggers | N/A | N/A | 5 | 5 |
Match History
| Competition | Stage | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date | Video |
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 /vg/ League X |
Group Stage |  /rsg/
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4-2 W |
Unity-chan Coconut Kap >tfw no VRfu Proteus Effect |
June 1st, 2018 | YouTube |
 /2hug/
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1-0 W |
Unity-chan |
June 10th, 2018 | YouTube | ||
 /lzg/
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2-2 D |
Coconut Kap Proteus Effect |
June 16th, 2018 | YouTube | ||
| Round of 16 |  /@/
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2-1 W |
Coconut Kap Unity-chan |
June 23rd, 2018 | YouTube | |
| Quarter-finals |  /mcg/
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1-0 W |
Custom Avatar |
June 24th, 2018 | YouTube | |
| Semi-finals |  /mbg/
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2-1 W |
Unity-chan Unity-chan |
June 24th, 2018 | YouTube | |
| Finals |  /fgg/
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4-1 W |
Proteus Effect Coconut Kap >tfw no VRfu Proteus Effect |
June 24th, 2018 | YouTube |
| Competition | Stage | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date | Video |
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/vg/ League 11 |
Group Stage |  /osg/
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1-2 L |
Proteus Effect |
November 23rd, 2018 | YouTube |
 /utg/
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3-0 W |
Coconut Kap Unity-chan Unity-chan |
December 2nd, 2018 | YouTube
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 /aceg/
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1-0 W |
Unity-chan |
December 8th, 2018 | YouTube | ||
| Playoffs Round 2 |  /llsifg/
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3-0 W |
Proteus Effect Coconut Kap Proteus Effect |
December 14th, 2018 | YouTube | |
| Round of 16 | /mcg/
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3-4 L |
Proteus Effect Proteus Effect Unity-chan |
December 15th, 2018 | YouTube |
| Competition | Stage | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date | Video |
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/vg/ League 12 |
Group Stage |  /ksg/
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2-1 W |
Proteus Effect Custom Avatar |
June 8th, 2019 | YouTube |
| /mbg/
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1-3 L |
Custom Avatar |
June 14th, 2019 | YouTube | ||
 /gbpen/
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1-3 L |
Custom Avatar |
June 23rd, 2019 | YouTube |
Unofficial Matches
| Competition | Stage | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date | Video |
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/vg/ League 11 |
Friendlies |  /gsg/
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1-1 L (3-5 PK) |
Penis Shaft Landing Craft |
September 14th, 2018 | YouTube |
| Competition | Stage | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date | Video |
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/vg/ League 12 |
Friendlies |  /dbg/
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3-3 W (5-3 PK) |
Custom Avatar Proteus Effect Proteus Effect |
March 23rd, 2019 | YouTube |
 /gfg/
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4-3 W |
Coconut Kap Coconut Kap Proteus Effect Proteus Effect |
March 30th, 2019 | YouTube |
| Competition | Stage | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date | Video |
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/vg/ League 13 |
Friendlies |  /r6g/
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September 28th, 2019 | |||
 /fgoalter/
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September 29th, 2019 |
| Competition | Stage | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date | Video |
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 Battle of the Nazi Horsefuckers |
Exhibition Match |  /mlpol/
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3-8 L |
Unity-chan Unity-chan Gogeta Da |
April 20th, 2019 | Twitch |
/vg/ Representatives
| 2018 Summer Cup |
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| Unity-chan Center Forward |
| 2019 Winter Cup |
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| 30 Yr Old VR Boomer Defensive Midfielder |
| 2019 Summer Cup |
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| Fucking NO ONE WE DIDN'T MAKE IT ON THE TEAM |
Exports
/vrg/
VGL12
- Tactical Export: i'm gay
- Aesthetics Export: Now with 100% less decimation and UV corruption, working hands, and 8 new players.
- Audio Export: DATABASE DATABASE, JUST LIVING IN THE DATABASE
Team Art
The main VGLX team
The VGLX bench
Original concept art for the "Bote Girls" player
Unity-chan's Golden Boot award from /vg/'s winning Summer 2018 team
Unity-chan drawn by a drawanon
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| /vg/ League | ||
| Preceded by /vg/ League 9  /aog/
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/vg/ League Champions /vg/ League X (1st title) |
Succeeded by /vg/ League 11 /dbg/
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