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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px;" | '''/u/ - Yuri''' [[File:U icon.png|link=|text-top|25px]]
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | Key Players: <span style="background:#EDDA74">'''Purest Form of Love'''</span>, <span style="background:#C0C0C0">'''Akkarin'''</span>, <span style="background:#C0C0C0">'''Homucifer'''</span>, <span style="background:#A57164">'''BEFRIENDING'''</span>, <span style="background:#A57164">'''Feito-chan'''</span>
| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | Key Players: <span style="background:#EDDA74">'''Bert is a trashman''' {{captain}}</span>, <span style="background:#EDDA74">'''User Was Warned'''</span>, <span style="background:#C0C0C0">'''Backtony Stabtano'''</span>, <span style="background:#C0C0C0">'''Nigger Winner Furthremore'''</span>
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | If only the power of true love can break a curse, then no team is more fairytale than '''[[/u/]]'''.  
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | Ponies are probably the sexiest things I've ever seen in my life, not exactly the characters, just what they are, their legs, their eyes, their manes, their mouths, everything is perfect. I would totally have sex with them but I wouldn't want to live in Equestria or any of that bullshit. I would like to keep one but she probably wouldn't like it because she would have to hide and just hang out in my house.


And indeed, curse after curse after curse has haunted /u/, even from inception. As was the fate of all teams a {{tt|future commissioner helmed|see: Boris and /hr/, Lear and /w/}}, /u/'s early history was crash-and-burn -- only qualifying for their first Elite Cup by virtue of Dragongate's upheaval. But once Elite, /u/ would stay there. {{tt|Occasional sojourns|Spring 14 and 17, Autumn 16}} into the Babbies aside, /u/ began to build a reputation as the strongest team, bar none, to never have won a star. Until [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|Winter 2016]], it had been said that /u/ was cursed never to win a quarter-final -- and there, they lost in a final to [[/fit/]]. They would make the final again, a year and a half later -- only to lose, again, this time to a resurgent [[/lgbt/]]. And so the chants of "c/u/rsed" continued -- and worse, cup superstition had by then come to associate /u/ with a graver curse: that of meeting [[/mlp/]] in the group stage, an ill omen that twice lead the dreaded horsefuckers to a star.
A one night thing? Totally, anyone really. I don't like all of them but even if Rainbow Dash was my only option I would say yes. I don't know how they would translate in real life but there are plenty fan art pictures that show a good example.


[[2018 4chan Winter Cup|This Winter]], /u/ was determined not to let history repeat.  
I don't think I would be to comfortable with one around me because, I wouldn't know what to do? Do I feed it? Do I pay attention to it? I don't care what I do around my dog because he's a fucking dog, do I treat her like a human and talk to her? Back to my dog, what if he flips shit because there is a god damn flying pony in my house. I couldn't leave her alone because thats not fair at all, and she might fuck something up or answer the door and screw our deal up. I can't take her in public.


In a stunning show, /u/ once again marched to the final, crushing [[/co/]], [[/sci/]], [[/n/]] -- and, yes, /mlp/ -- along the way. The gears of destiny, however, would move mighty and nigh-inexorable as on the other side /mlp/ returned to an Elite final, here to claim once more what seemed all but their third star -- and the match to follow was as much a defiance of fate as it was one for the record books. A tactical duel marked by /u/'s desperate defense against an all-out /mlp/ assault, /u/ would nonetheless take the lead thrice on their precise and deadly play, only to be denied straight victory at the last second by the invocation of /mlp/'s most eldritch spell: a cheeky stoppage goal to send an Elite final to penalties for the first time.
~ QD, 2020
 
Call it a miracle, call it a script, call it whatever you like -- but ten kicks later, /u/ emerged victorious, and now, at last, they stand at the pinnacle of the 4chan Cup as living proof of one thing, and one thing only: it is love, pure love, that conquers all.
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Revision as of 03:57, 1 April 2020

Trash poster.png /trash/ - Offtopic Trash icon.png
Ranking: 69th
Key Players: Bert is a trashman Captain, User Was Warned, Backtony Stabtano, Nigger Winner Furthremore
Recent Form: L L L L L
Ponies are probably the sexiest things I've ever seen in my life, not exactly the characters, just what they are, their legs, their eyes, their manes, their mouths, everything is perfect. I would totally have sex with them but I wouldn't want to live in Equestria or any of that bullshit. I would like to keep one but she probably wouldn't like it because she would have to hide and just hang out in my house.

A one night thing? Totally, anyone really. I don't like all of them but even if Rainbow Dash was my only option I would say yes. I don't know how they would translate in real life but there are plenty fan art pictures that show a good example.

I don't think I would be to comfortable with one around me because, I wouldn't know what to do? Do I feed it? Do I pay attention to it? I don't care what I do around my dog because he's a fucking dog, do I treat her like a human and talk to her? Back to my dog, what if he flips shit because there is a god damn flying pony in my house. I couldn't leave her alone because thats not fair at all, and she might fuck something up or answer the door and screw our deal up. I can't take her in public.

~ QD, 2020

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