Group H of the 2018 4chan Summer Cup contains the following teams:
Table
Team
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Pld
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W
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D
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L
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GF
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GA
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GD
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Pts
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/jp/ |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
6
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/int/ |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
6 |
7 |
-1 |
6
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/tv/ |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
3
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/mlp/ |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
5 |
7 |
-2 |
3
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/mlp/ v /tv/
Background: /mlp/ once flattened /tv/ to win a babby, as revenge for taking them out in the previous cup. It would be a very long time until any other team would be so thoroughly flattened in a Cup final.
Stadium: Cirrus Maximus
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28 July 2018, 21:00 UTC
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Attendance: 1055
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Tracy 16' >rape 61'
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68' Brendan Fraser
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Assists
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>rape 16'
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68' For You
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Derpy Hooves |
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Faggot Deer |
68' |
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Thanks M.A. Larson |
68' |
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Faust |
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HI ANON! |
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I Want To Cum Inside Rainbow Dash |
68' |
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Wow! Glimmer |
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Tracy |
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>rape |
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Best Pony |
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Princess Twilight |
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Substitutions:
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Only On The Hub |
68' |
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Horsefucker |
68' |
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Let's Kill Applejack |
68' |
74' |
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Manager:
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Emulpee !!UoJdKi3gQNs TSparx !!g53jKnG9bdD Tuvalu !!42M2C4Bt4Mu
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High Ground |
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Problem Child 2 |
68' |
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Sneed's Feed and Seed |
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>Rotten Tomatoes |
61' |
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Mike Stoklasa |
68' |
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Poor Little White Guy |
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Dan Schneider |
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Sheev |
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Real Human Being |
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FOR YOU |
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Brendan Fraser |
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Substitutions:
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BLACKED |
61' |
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Classic Paul Dano |
68' |
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Cinema Falcon |
68' |
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Manager:
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ClingingMars !!wX0LNTKWzpR Suule !!/bQ+kfA6ObJ
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Man of the Match:
>rape (/mlp/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
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51
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49
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Shots (on target)
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3
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8
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(2)
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(7)
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Fouls (offside)
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1
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1
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(0)
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(1)
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Corner Kicks
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1
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3
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Free Kicks
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1
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0
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Passes completed (%)
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76
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79
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Crosses
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6
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10
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Interceptions
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12
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13
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Tackles
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12
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6
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Saves
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5
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0
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/int/ v /jp/
Background: They first drew 2-2 in a friendly, then /int/ denied /jp/'s hopes of advancement 2-1 three years later.
Stadium: Estadio da Luz Extinguido...
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28 July 2018, 21:40 UTC
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Attendance: 902
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Gondola 8' El Peru-ANO 81' Putin 90+0'
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Assists
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Sopa de Macaco 8' Spurdo Spärde 81'
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>Be American >Get Shot |
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KARA BOGA |
64' |
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Shitting Streets |
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SWEDEN YES |
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Mehmet |
64' |
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Sopa De Macaco |
64' |
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Spurdo Spärde |
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>Argentina >white |
66' |
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La Creatura |
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Putin |
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Gondola |
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Substitutions:
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SHART IN MART |
64' |
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Proofs? |
64' |
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El PeruANO |
64' |
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Manager:
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indistrikable !!g8zMCvgDPLW FELOOx !!itrZLMPlc+O
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Captain Meido |
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I can feel it in my bones |
81' |
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Take it Easy |
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(´・ω・`) |
66' |
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Ohayou |
66' |
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YUA |
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Sachiko |
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Cirno |
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Get out of /jp/ |
89' |
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Japanese Bird |
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sage |
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Substitutions:
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wich2huwudufuq |
66' |
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Ero Ruins Eroge |
66' |
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Younger Sister |
81' |
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Manager:
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Tadokoro !!AWq1hlBKhOM AnaMack !!1VkHCjzQmO5
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Man of the Match:
Gondola (/int/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
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54
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46
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Shots (on target)
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10
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8
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(6)
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(5)
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Fouls (offside)
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3
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2
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(1)
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
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2
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3
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Free Kicks
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2
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3
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Passes completed (%)
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82
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79
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Crosses
|
1
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1
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Interceptions
|
10
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13
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Tackles
|
7
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8
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Saves
|
5
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2
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/mlp/ v /int/
Background: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT SPURDO (and a friendly but who cares)
Stadium: Cirrus Maximus
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3 August 2018, 21:00 UTC
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Attendance: 939
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43' Putin 66' Spurdo Spärde
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Assists
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43' Gondola 66' Putin
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Derpy Hooves |
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Faggot Deer |
66' |
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Thanks M.A. Larson |
66' |
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Horsefucker |
66' |
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HI ANON! |
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Best Friends |
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Wow! Glimmer |
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Tracy |
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>rape |
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Best Pony |
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Princess Twilight |
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Substitutions:
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>everycreature |
66' |
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Faust |
66' |
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>no hooves |
66' |
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Manager:
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Emulpee !!UoJdKi3gQNs TSparx !!g53jKnG9bdD Tuvalu !!42M2C4Bt4Mu
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>Be American >Get Shot |
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>A FUCKING LEAF |
66' |
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KARA BOGA |
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Mehmet |
66' |
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Shitting Streets |
66' |
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wh*Te |
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>Argentina >white |
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Spurdo Spärde |
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La Creatura |
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Putin |
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Gondola |
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Substitutions:
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Remove Kebab |
66' |
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SWEDEN YES |
66' |
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Sopa De Macaco |
66' |
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Manager:
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indistrikable !!g8zMCvgDPLW FELOOx !!itrZLMPlc+O
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Man of the Match:
Putin (/int/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
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52
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48
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Shots (on target)
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1
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6
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(0)
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(4)
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Fouls (offside)
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1
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2
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(1)
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(1)
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Corner Kicks
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0
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3
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Free Kicks
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2
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1
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Passes completed (%)
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75
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68
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Crosses
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7
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7
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Interceptions
|
31
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27
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Tackles
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3
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5
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Saves
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2
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0
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/tv/ v /jp/
Background: /jp/ first beat /tv/ 2-0 in the Cup's first ever relegation. Though it probably wasn't much consolation, /tv/ got a win back in an Autumn friendly, 4-3.
Stadium: CIA Meemorial Stadium
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3 August 2018, 21:40 UTC
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Attendance: 725
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Real Human Being 45+1', 82'
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61' Sage 72', 86' Get Out of /jp/
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Assists
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Dan Schneider 45+1'
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61' Get out of /jp/ 72' YUA 86' Japanese Bird
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High Ground |
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Problem Child 2 |
67' |
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Mike Stoklasa |
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>Rotten Tomatoes |
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Poor Little White Guy |
67' |
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Rick Deckard |
67' |
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Sheev |
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Dan Schneider |
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FOR YOU |
72' |
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Real Human Being |
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Brendan Fraser |
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Substitutions:
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Classic Paul Dano |
67' |
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Super Leia |
67' |
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Capeshit |
67' |
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Manager:
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ClingingMars !!wX0LNTKWzpR Suule !!/bQ+kfA6ObJ
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Captain Meido |
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I can feel it in my bones |
67' |
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Take it Easy |
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Ohayou |
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(´・ω・`) |
67' |
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YUA |
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Fumos |
67' |
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Cirno |
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Get out of /jp/ |
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sage |
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Japanese Bird |
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Substitutions:
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Ero Ruins Eroge |
67' |
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Corndog Tenshi |
67' |
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Autism |
67' |
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Manager:
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Tadokoro !!AWq1hlBKhOM AnaMack !!1VkHCjzQmO5
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Man of the Match:
Get out of /jp/ (/jp/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
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57
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43
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Shots (on target)
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15
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10
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(7)
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(5)
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Fouls (offside)
|
1
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3
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(0)
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
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6
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3
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Free Kicks
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3
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1
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Passes completed (%)
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82
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63
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Crosses
|
10
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|
17
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Interceptions
|
12
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16
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Tackles
|
2
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6
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Saves
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1
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6
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/int/ v /tv/
Background: These two teams had never met before in any setting, official or otherwise.
Stadium: Estadio da Luz Extinguido
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5 August 2018, 21:00 UTC
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Attendance: 1025
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Alberto Barbosa 18'
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5', 44', 55' Brendan Fraser 27', 38', 53' FOR YOU 49' Real Human Being
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Assists
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Easter? 18'
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27' Kino 38' Super Leia 44' Real Human Being 49' For You
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FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL |
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>Be American >Get Shot |
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>A FUCKING LEAF |
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SWEDEN YES |
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KARA BOGA |
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Alberto Barbosa |
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Mehmet |
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Easter? |
65' |
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Sopa De Macaco |
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UNA VELA |
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El PeruANO |
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Substitutions:
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SHART IN MART |
90' |
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my ancestor :) |
90' |
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Proofs? |
90' |
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Manager:
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indistrikable !!g8zMCvgDPLW FELOOx !!itrZLMPlc+O
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HOWEVER |
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Problem Child 2 |
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Wast it autism? |
65' |
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Mike Stoklasa |
65' |
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Super Leia |
18' |
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Dan Schneider |
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Kino |
65' |
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Sheev |
50' |
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FOR YOU |
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Real Human Being |
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Brendan Fraser |
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Substitutions:
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Cinema Falcon |
65' |
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>Rotten Tomatoes |
65' |
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Really Raimi? |
65' |
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Manager:
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ClingingMars !!wX0LNTKWzpR Suule !!/bQ+kfA6ObJ
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Man of the Match:
FOR YOU (/tv/)
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Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
52
|
|
48
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Shots (on target)
|
5
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19
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(4)
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(12)
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Fouls (offside)
|
3
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4
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(1)
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(1)
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Corner Kicks
|
0
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1
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Free Kicks
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4
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|
3
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Passes completed (%)
|
78
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|
82
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Crosses
|
3
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|
1
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Interceptions
|
9
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|
17
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Tackles
|
6
|
|
8
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Saves
|
5
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3
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/jp/ v /mlp/
Background: They met once in a 2012 friendly. Then a Stupor Cup matchup kicked off the 2017 4chan Winter Cup. The 1-1 draw is now more remembered for the autistic "precisely calibrated" complaint that arose when it was discovered that both teams had been set to Beginner instead of Superstar difficulty, as per cup regulations.
Stadium: Untrodden Valley
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5 August 2018, 21:40 UTC
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Attendance: 1066
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Japanese Bird 10' Sage 19', 41' Get Out Of /jp/ 36', 90+5'
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17' Best Pony 90+1' Tracy 90+4' >rape
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Assists
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Get out of /jp/ 10', 19' Japanese Bird 36' "..." 90+5'
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17', 90+1' >rape
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Captain Meido |
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I can feel it in my bones |
71' |
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wich2huwudufuq |
71' |
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Homeless Yukari |
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Beato |
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YUA |
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Sachiko |
75' |
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Cirno |
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Get out of /jp/ |
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Japanese Bird |
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sage |
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Substitutions:
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Corndog Tenshi |
71' |
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Ohayou |
71' |
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... |
75' |
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Manager:
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Tadokoro !!AWq1hlBKhOM AnaMack !!1VkHCjzQmO5
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Derpy Hooves |
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>everycreature |
64' |
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Faust |
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Horsefucker |
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Crotchtits |
64' |
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Let's Kill Applejack |
64' |
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Wow! Glimmer |
49' |
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Tracy |
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|
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>rape |
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Princess Twilight |
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Best Pony |
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Substitutions:
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Only On The Hub |
64' |
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Cheeselegs |
64' |
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I Want To Cum Inside Rainbow Dash |
64' |
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Manager:
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Emulpee !!UoJdKi3gQNs TSparx !!g53jKnG9bdD Tuvalu !!42M2C4Bt4Mu
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Man of the Match:
Get out of /jp/ (/jp/)
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Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
43
|
|
57
|
Shots (on target)
|
9
|
|
16
|
(6)
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|
(7)
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Fouls (offside)
|
0
|
|
3
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
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Corner Kicks
|
1
|
|
2
|
Free Kicks
|
2
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|
0
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Passes completed (%)
|
76
|
|
84
|
Crosses
|
11
|
|
15
|
Interceptions
|
15
|
|
15
|
Tackles
|
7
|
|
5
|
Saves
|
5
|
|
2
|
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