2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Signups

Warning! When editing the sign-up page, edit your team's section only (click the [edit] link next to the header with your team's name) in order to prevent edit conflicts and loss of links! If an edit conflict happens, we'll be able to tell whose fault it is.

This is a sign-up page for teams to play in the 2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup.

Sign-ups will officially close at 11:59:59pm UTC on the 1st of April. Also, please note that this is not an Exports page, so do not post any exports of any kind here.

Rules (please read these or be deemed a dumbass):

1. Only invited teams may sign up. This includes:
   1. Teams that qualify for the 2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup.
   2. Teams intending to attempt to revive from ded status.
   3. Teams intending to attempt to be newly created.
2. Verified managers are required to sign their team up directly through this page and should sign their posts using ~~~~ at the end.
3. Caretakers may sign their autopilot team up with a signature on this page if they so choose but are not required to do so if they've chosen to remain anonymous. They are required however to contact QD or another member of /admin/ in order to inform them of their intent in signing their team up to play.
4. After being signed up, a team must have their manager or caretaker provide Proof of Interest (POI) to QD or another member of /admin/.
   1. If you have already done this prior to the opening of sign-ups and are not recognized as having valid POI, please remind whoever it was sent to of its existence, possibly with relinks, for certainty of receipt and ease of tracking.
   2. POI may include any number of active or archived threads on your team's board concerning the cup (preparations for play in a future cup, threads for match days, etc.) and polls for players/music/etc.
   3. POI is required to have been made within the last six months. This may include threads created for a team's previous cup run provided it is within the six month time period.
   4. It is not required but you may provide more recent POI if you are already listed as having valid POI from an earlier date.
   5. You are not required to post your POI publicly on this page at any time and are encouraged to not do so unless it is an archived thread or closed poll in order to reduce outside interference and tampering. Doing otherwise will likely damage its validity.
5. Upon receipt of POI, /admin/ will examine it and deliberate to find if it is acceptable evidence of interest from a board for their team to be able to play or not.
   1. If deemed acceptable proof of interest, a team's section below will be edited and added upon by a member of /admin/ to verify and announce the team's sign-up as complete and being eligible to play.
   2. If deemed unacceptable, managers/caretakers will be informed of the decision and may attempt to gather and hand in new POI before sign-ups close if they wish to. POI gathered after sign-ups close will not be accepted.

Team Status in Spreadsheet Form: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1eqx8EkevKMg8oTwCwZTRoQ1CeUb9iUYzGa4uxSUPwO4/edit?usp=sharing

Example

 /4ccc/

Once again I am asking for my sign-up to be accepted. 4cccManager (talk) 06:09, 25 March 2023 (UTC)

• POI approved, here's how 4cccManager can still win the cup. QD (talk) 08:08, 25 March 2023 (UTC)

Winter 2023 Teams

 /c/

The love held for your waifu will steer anyone to the right place! MagicalCoat (talk) 20:38, 25 March 2023 (UTC)

• Pre-existing valid POI. I'm pretty sure that's not always true, I've seen those noose memes. QD (talk) 23:03, 25 March 2023 (UTC)

 /co/

I have a plan! (It won't work) Curious Anon (talk) 20:47, 26 March 2023 (UTC)

• Pre-existing valid POI. His downfall was making that chicken into an axe mutant, that was the turning point, everything would've been fine if he hadn't done that. QD (talk) 04:43, 27 March 2023 (UTC)

 /d/

cum. KinseyTypeF (talk) 22:37, 25 March 2023 (UTC)

• Pre-existing valid POI. Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave QD (talk) 23:03, 25 March 2023 (UTC)

 /gd/

>Pepsi redesigned their logo (Again) goodbye old friend

• Pre-existing valid POI. The Pepsi is no longer cumming. QD (talk) 14:32, 31 March 2023 (UTC)

Juice (talk) 14:19, 31 March 2023 (UTC)

 /int/

Why don't Americans celebrate easter? Fingol (talk) 06:20, 27 March 2023 (UTC)

• Pre-existing valid POI. We do, but in the same way Japan celebrates Christmas, with shit that has nothing to do with the actual holiday. QD (talk) 02:15, 28 March 2023 (UTC)

 /k/

>day 395 of the 3-day >special >military >operation >no banan has been won Seigmann (talk) 14:32, 25 March 2023 (UTC)

• Pre-existing valid POI. I FUCKING LOVE WAR I WANT TO FUCKING KILL PEOPLE FOR MONEY AND DESTROY CULTURES AND HISTORY JACK QD (talk) 23:03, 25 March 2023 (UTC)
• JUST LIKE THE GOOD OLD DAYS AFTER 9/11! Seigmann (talk) 07:05, 26 March 2023 (UTC)

 /m/

Can someone help us tow our space colony back into orbit? Should be parked somewhere in Gensokyo Vilkenparadis (talk) 14:51, 25 March 2023 (UTC)

• Pre-existing valid POI. At this point I think space is trying to tell you to stay out of it. QD (talk) 23:03, 25 March 2023 (UTC)

 /pol/

SPRINGTIME FOR HITLER AND GERMANY GaryD12 (talk) 13:23, 31 March 2023 (UTC)

• Pre-existing valid POI. Deutschland is happy and GHEY LMAAAOOOOO QD (talk) 14:32, 31 March 2023 (UTC)

 /sp/

Baseball szn Johnnybravo (talk) 13:25, 31 March 2023 (UTC)

• Pre-existing valid POI. All I could think of was an A League Of Their Own quote and I realized that movie's older than most people in the cup now. QD (talk) 14:32, 31 March 2023 (UTC)

 /tg/

March comes in like a Lion. Los Magos del Tiempo (talk) 14:51, 26 March 2023 (UTC)

• POI approved. "El'Jonson" is a really funny last name, like he's a Mexican office worker. QD (talk) 04:43, 27 March 2023 (UTC)

 /u/

Is that simple
Alexl7l (talk) 09:05, 26 March 2023 (UTC)

• Pre-existing valid POI. uooh and the such QD (talk) 11:39, 26 March 2023 (UTC)

 /vg/

wegh told his friends about Winter and now there's a huge fat goblin at our door please help. Dazlatan (talk) 03:53, 26 March 2023 (UTC)

• Pre-existing valid POI. WE'S JUST WARMIN' UUUUUUUUP QD (talk) 11:39, 26 March 2023 (UTC)

 /vr/

Arino Divegrass Tip #22 Don't call commissioners on their rigging. Arino Divegrass Tip #7 When Sou is hosting, hang up!

• Pre-existing valid POI. Kacho momento. QD (talk) 02:15, 28 March 2023 (UTC)

 /x/

BOO Amphetamemes (talk) 22:47, 31 March 2023 (UTC)

• POI approved. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA QD (talk) 00:00, 1 April 2023 (UTC)

Autumn 2022 Teams

 /a/

Anime website Jnt (talk) 03:10, 31 March 2023 (UTC)

Website anime Kirakino (talk) 03:12, 31 March 2023 (UTC)

• Pre-existing valid POI. It is neither due to lack of anime style and animation. QD (talk) 12:20, 31 March 2023 (UTC)

 /aco/

With the new season of RWBY out. Everyone can now get back to making more porn. Because while the show is terrible and Roosterteeth is awful, the only thing keeping the show up is the porn. GuyF (talk) 15:11, 25 March 2023 (UTC)

• Pre-existing valid POI. Nice new corporate logos Roosterbabs QD (talk) 23:03, 25 March 2023 (UTC)

 /an/

We're back in circulation! Just like bird flu. Alternativeroo (talk) 17:55, 26 March 2023 (UTC)

• Pre-existing valid POI. Perhaps we should simply kill all birds. QD (talk) 04:43, 27 March 2023 (UTC)

 /b/

6letters (talk)

• Pre-existing valid POI. Even /b/ is a bathroom gacha now, my god. QD (talk) 11:39, 26 March 2023 (UTC)

 /bant/

My balls were red when I woke up, how much time do I have? MediumPlans (talk) 03:42, 26 March 2023 (UTC)

• Pre-existing valid POI. Remember that episode of House M.D. where that guy's balls exploded, except it didn't actually happen cause it was a dream QD (talk) 11:39, 26 March 2023 (UTC)

 /f/

This can't wait a month! Smudgey (talk) 23:11, 25 March 2023 (UTC)

• POI approved. hurrrrrr QD (talk) 23:12, 25 March 2023 (UTC)

 /fa/

• Pre-existing valid POI. Apparently big oversized shit is "in" right now so people just look like they did when I went to high school with giant baggy cargo pants. QD (talk) 02:23, 28 March 2023 (UTC)

 /his/

Once I reach the Spring Babby cup, I'll finally walk on land. JunoIvanovich (talk) 16:28, 25 March 2023 (UTC)

• Pre-existing valid POI. Het! QD (talk) 23:03, 25 March 2023 (UTC)

 /i/

Hopefully the only draws this time around either have goals or are ones I made Discordant (talk) 02:53, March 27 2023 (NZDT)

• Pre-existing valid POI. Art is suffering, and there's been a lot of suffering recently. QD (talk) 04:43, 27 March 2023 (UTC)

 /jp/

tensai (talk) 02:54, 29 March 2023 (UTC)

• POI approved. Are there any horror movies about these things, they look like horror movie dolls. QD (talk) 03:49, 29 March 2023 (UTC)

 /lit/

From you have I been absent in the spring,

When proud-pied April, dressed in all his trim,

Hath put a spirit of youth in everything,

That heavy Saturn laughed and leaped with him.

Yet nor the lays of birds, nor the sweet smell

Of different flowers in odour and in hue,

Could make me any summer’s story tell,

Or from their proud lap pluck them where they grew:

Nor did I wonder at the lily’s white,

Nor praise the deep vermilion in the rose;

They were but sweet, but figures of delight

Drawn after you, – you pattern of all those.

Yet seem’d it winter still, and, you away,

As with your shadow I with these did play. TrickyDick (talk) 18:24, 1 April 2023 (UTC)

• Pre-existing valid POI. Dude just go fuck her already, you're like one step above being Alighieri with these. QD (talk) 22:46, 1 April 2023 (UTC)

 /mlp/

It'll get better, right? The infinite hiatus works must come to an end at some point. I don't even want to think about how long it's taken to get almost one season done. And they call that three seasons? Sita (talk) 19:05, 27 March 2023 (UTC)

• Pre-existing valid POI. >Netflix LMAAAAOOOOOO. QD (talk) 02:15, 28 March 2023 (UTC)

 /o/

Women fear me. Cyclists want me. Ben (talk) 21:55, 31 March 2023 (UTC)

• Pre-existing valid POI. More like cyclists want to slam into the back of your parked car and then bitch you had the gall to exist in front of them. QD (talk) 00:00, 1 April 2023 (UTC)

 /out/

It pays to be prepared - even if that preparation comes at almost the last minute. Outback Jack (talk) 10:09, 1 April 2023 (UTC)

• Pre-existing valid POI. It's fine, you can prepare as much as you want and you can still just fall down a mountainside and die of exposure eventually QD (talk) 10:39, 1 April 2023 (UTC)

 /r9k/

Boys talking about using piss bottles while real men use the jolly jug Tejen (talk) 18:11, 30 March 2023 (UTC)

What is the jolly jug you ask?

I'll explain it. I'm a massive slob so I usually end up with my PC surrounded by bottles and cans with various amounts of flat old soda and beer in them. Then I spit into the bottles and piss in them. Also on rare occasions I've pressed one nostril and ejected snot into them. Sometimes if I really need to, I scrape more solid substances into the mouth of a bottle. Imagine when you put too much butter on your knife. Once it dries it can be knocked down where it then dissolves. Obviously when I finally get around to cleaning up, the bottles and cans are the first thing to go. But do you really expect a robot to carry 10 bottles one by one to the toilet for everyone to see? That's where the jug comes in. It was actually for cat litter originally, so it has an extremely wide mouth. There's no funnel needed to empty all the bottles into the one jug. I've also pissed directly into it a few times in the morning. I just get on my knees and pee with my dick hanging free. I can't think of any other situation where I've pissed without having to aim my dick at all unless I'm also shitting or I'm in water. It's a pretty cool feeling. Then when nobody is home and I'm sober enough, which doesn't happen often, I pour it into the toilet. Here's the ungulating mass which had been left out for suspense. I'm not sure if it's alive or just the product of the crazy chemicals reactions going on in this thing. Note that the liquid substance is clear until about halfway to the bottom. It has jellyfish tentacles and those white cumlike blobs are floating between separation layers (IMAGE WAS REDACTED FOR THIS POST)

• POI approved. I think the most impressive thing about this is that he's getting away with it with other people in the house. QD (talk) 18:23, 30 March 2023 (UTC)

 /toy/

Alright lets sit down and talk about this like adults. No monkey business, no shenanigans, no bullshit. What REALLY killed Toys"R"us? Legendairyman (talk) 18:45, 27 March 2023 (UTC)

• Pre-existing valid POI. Same things that killed malls: online shopping and Wal-Mart. QD (talk) 02:15, 28 March 2023 (UTC)

 /trv/

Going to Ohio solo, how safe is it? Stellar occultation (talk) 19:10, 25 March 2023 (UTC)

• Pre-existing valid POI. Ohio is gone and the universe is better for it. QD (talk) 23:03, 25 March 2023 (UTC)

 /tv/

HE DID IT! HE HAS BECOME PERMANENTLY UNJUSTED! Suule (talk) 04:00, 31 March 2023 (UTC)

• Pre-existing valid POI. WAGMI. QD (talk) 12:20, 31 March 2023 (UTC)

 /vt/

This striker, if he was really strong can't he not just shoot the ball into the goalkeepers head and end the game? HLGGDiveGrass (talk) 03:50, 26 March 2023 (UTC)

• Pre-existing valid POI. Clearly you haven't watched Shaolin Soccer QD (talk) 11:39, 26 March 2023 (UTC)

 /w/

Anonymous Goat (talk) 05:36, 28 March 2023 (UTC)

• Pre-existing valid POI. Okay this one actually has a proper resolution, thank you.

 /wg/

Moze (talk) 02:48, 27 March 2023 (UTC)

• Pre-existing valid POI. Excuse me, what is this 1600x1200 resolution, is that supposed to be a 4:3 version of 1080p, what the fuck QD (talk) 04:43, 27 March 2023 (UTC)

 /wsg/

Can you believe it guys? /wsg/ in the Fetus! just 4 weeks away! centralnegro (talk) 15:30, 25 March 2023 (UTC)

• Pre-existing valid POI. Woohoo! I am so happy about this information. QD (talk) 23:03, 25 March 2023 (UTC)

New/Reviving Teams

 /vmg/

Hey QD, i know how we can finally save this cup, Pes 22 JAVA edition. Give it a shot, it will be great. Yonk (talk) 14:49, 25 March 2023 (UTC)

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• POI approved. No, we'll be using Sensible Soccer Mobile from 2005. QD (talk) 23:03, 25 March 2023 (UTC)