Group H of the 2024 4chan Summer Cup contains the following teams:
Table
Team
|
Pld
|
W
|
D
|
L
|
GF
|
GA
|
GD
|
Pts
|
/sp/ |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
6
|
/sci/ |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
6
|
/toy/ |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
8 |
10 |
-2 |
6
|
/x/ |
3 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
6 |
10 |
-4 |
0
|
/sci/ v /sp/
Background:
Stadium: The Time Cube
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20 July 2024, 21:00 UTC
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Attendance: 560
|
You Should Be Able to Solve This 15', 34', 51' Shinichi Mochizuki 84' Richard Feynman 90+5'
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62', 71' TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Assists
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Richard Feynman 15', 84' Lying Koreans - 99 34'
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62' >he does it for free
71' Messi
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Kit:
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Jon Tooker |
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CS Pleb |
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71' |
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Boiling Water |
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1+2+3+4+5+.... = -1/12 |
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Lying Koreans - 99 |
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71' |
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>>>/x/ |
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Aspie African |
|
71' |
|
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Wernher von Braun |
|
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Shinichi Mochizuki |
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Richard Feynman |
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 |
You Should Be Able to Solve This |
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Substitutions:
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Homo Engineer |
|
71' |
|
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Yukariposter |
|
71' |
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Norman Wildberger |
|
71' |
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Manager:
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Kit:
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So, It Happened Again |
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>1993 |
|
70' |
|
 |
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700 Mirrion Dorrar |
|
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|
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She's a Disgrace |
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|
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El Var Sinson |
|
70' |
|
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Perro Caca |
|
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my reffies :) |
|
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Messi |
|
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Owen Goal |
|
70' |
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>he does it for free |
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TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU |
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Substitutions:
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AMD AMX |
|
70' |
|
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Universal Choking Sign |
|
70' |
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Ngubu |
|
70' |
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Manager:
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Man of the Match:
You Should Be Able to Solve This (/sci/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
60
|
|
40
|
Shots (on target)
|
9
|
|
5
|
(7)
|
|
(4)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
1
|
|
0
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
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Corner Kicks
|
2
|
|
0
|
Free Kicks
|
0
|
|
1
|
Passes completed (%)
|
84
|
|
73
|
Crosses
|
4
|
|
0
|
Interceptions
|
20
|
|
19
|
Tackles
|
8
|
|
8
|
Saves
|
2
|
|
3
|
|
/toy/ v /x/
Background:
Stadium: LEGOland
|
20 July 2024, 21:40 UTC
|
Attendance: 485
|
Woody 37', 44', 50' All Waves Get Mega Man 74'
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27' Goatman
47' Succubus GF
63' /x/-tan
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Assists
|
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O.T Chainsaw 37' Optimus Prime 50' Madoka Titus 74'
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47' /x/-tan
63' Let's All Be Lain
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Kit:
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Detolf Shelves |
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Cobra Commander |
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74' |
|
 |
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Shelfwarmer |
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Danbo |
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|
 |
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All Waves Get Mega Man |
|
74' |
|
 |
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Skeleton Army |
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|
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My Nugga |
|
74' |
|
 |
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O.T Chainsaw |
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|
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Optimus Prime |
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|
 |
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Madoka Titus |
|
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|
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Woody |
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|
Substitutions:
|
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Nubs Destiny |
|
74' |
|
 |
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Do This Pose! |
|
74' |
|
 |
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Classic Spaceman |
|
74' |
|
Manager:
|
|
|
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|
Kit:
|
 |
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Guardian Angel |
|
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|
 |
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The Grey |
|
74' |
|
 |
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CERN Shifting |
|
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|
 |
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Self-Induced Mental Illness |
|
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|
 |
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Schizoposting |
|
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|
 |
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Secret Society |
|
74' |
|
 |
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A Literal Fucking Skeleton |
|
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|
 |
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Goatman |
|
74' |
|
 |
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Let's All Be Lain |
|
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|
 |
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Succubus GF |
|
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|
 |
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/x/-tan |
|
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|
Substitutions:
|
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Ghost Blowjob |
|
74' |
|
 |
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Tamamo no Mae |
|
74' |
|
 |
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Christcuck |
|
74' |
|
Manager:
|
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Man of the Match:
Woody (/toy/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
52
|
|
48
|
Shots (on target)
|
7
|
|
8
|
(5)
|
|
(6)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
1
|
|
3
|
(0)
|
|
(2)
|
Corner Kicks
|
0
|
|
0
|
Free Kicks
|
3
|
|
1
|
Passes completed (%)
|
90
|
|
87
|
Crosses
|
0
|
|
1
|
Interceptions
|
13
|
|
15
|
Tackles
|
4
|
|
1
|
Saves
|
2
|
|
1
|
|
/sci/ v /toy/
Background: These teams have never met in a competitive setting.
Stadium: The Time Cube
|
26 July 2024, 19:40 UTC
|
Attendance: 536
|
You Should Be Able to Solve This 26' Richard Feynman 73'
|
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62', 90+1' Woody
90+4' Madoka Titus
|
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Assists
|
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Richard Feynman 26'
|
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90+1' Madoka Titus
90+4' Woody
|
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Kit:
|
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The Phenotype |
|
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|
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Yukariposter |
|
69' |
|
 |
 |
Boiling Water |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Does 0.999 = 1? |
|
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|
 |
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>biology >hard science |
|
69' |
|
 |
 |
300k Starting |
|
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|
 |
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Wernher von Braun |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Norman Wildberger |
|
69' |
|
 |
 |
Shinichi Mochizuki |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Richard Feynman |
|
|
|
 |
 |
You Should Be Able to Solve This |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
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Aspie African |
|
69' |
|
 |
 |
CS Pleb |
|
69' |
|
 |
 |
Carl Sagan |
|
69' |
|
Manager:
|
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Kit:
|
 |
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Ham Hands |
|
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|
 |
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Cobra Commander |
|
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|
 |
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Kinder Eggs |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Drossel |
|
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|
 |
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Brick Built Tahu |
|
62' |
|
 |
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Rapedog |
|
62' |
|
 |
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My Nugga |
|
62' |
|
 |
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O.T Chainsaw |
|
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|
 |
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Optimus Prime |
|
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|
 |
 |
Madoka Titus |
|
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|
 |
 |
Woody |
|
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|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
Classic Spaceman |
|
62' |
|
 |
 |
Creepy Miku |
|
62' |
|
 |
 |
All Waves Get Mega Man |
|
62' |
|
Manager:
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
Woody (/toy/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
47
|
|
53
|
Shots (on target)
|
5
|
|
11
|
(4)
|
|
(8)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
2
|
|
1
|
(0)
|
|
(1)
|
Corner Kicks
|
0
|
|
1
|
Free Kicks
|
1
|
|
2
|
Passes completed (%)
|
86
|
|
85
|
Crosses
|
2
|
|
0
|
Interceptions
|
7
|
|
15
|
Tackles
|
4
|
|
6
|
Saves
|
4
|
|
2
|
|
/sp/ v /x/
Background:
Stadium: Transatlantic Semen Pipeline
|
26 July 2024, 20:20 UTC
|
Attendance: 573
|
>he does it for free 10' Owen Goal 51' my reffies :) 61' He's Coming Home 90+3'
|
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37' Let's All Be Lain
45+0' Succubus GF
|
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Assists
|
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TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 10', 51' Owen Goal 61' Messi 90+3'
|
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45+0' Succubus GF
|
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Kit:
|
 |
 |
So, It Happened Again |
|
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|
 |
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We European |
|
72' |
|
 |
 |
Vent Colombians |
|
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|
 |
 |
An Horse |
|
|
|
 |
 |
George Costanza |
|
72' |
|
 |
 |
Perro Caca |
|
|
|
 |
 |
my reffies :) |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Messi |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Owen Goal |
|
|
|
 |
 |
>he does it for free |
|
72' |
|
 |
 |
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
He's Coming Home |
|
72' |
|
 |
 |
>1993 |
|
72' |
|
 |
 |
El Var Sinson |
|
72' |
|
Manager:
|
|
|
|
|
Kit:
|
 |
 |
Guardian Angel |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Just Meditate Harder |
|
72' |
|
 |
 |
CERN Shifting |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Self-Induced Mental Illness |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Machine Elves |
|
72' |
|
 |
 |
Mothman |
|
|
|
 |
 |
A Literal Fucking Skeleton |
|
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|
 |
 |
Take Your Meds |
|
72' |
|
 |
 |
Let's All Be Lain |
|
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|
 |
 |
Succubus GF |
|
|
|
 |
 |
/x/-tan |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
Tamamo no Mae |
|
72' |
|
 |
 |
Schizoposting |
|
72' |
|
 |
 |
Ghost Blowjob |
|
72' |
|
Manager:
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
Owen Goal (/sp/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
44
|
|
56
|
Shots (on target)
|
11
|
|
6
|
(8)
|
|
(6)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
1
|
|
1
|
(1)
|
|
(1)
|
Corner Kicks
|
1
|
|
0
|
Free Kicks
|
1
|
|
1
|
Passes completed (%)
|
86
|
|
86
|
Crosses
|
0
|
|
0
|
Interceptions
|
15
|
|
12
|
Tackles
|
10
|
|
9
|
Saves
|
3
|
|
5
|
|
/toy/ v /sp/
Background:
Stadium: LEGOland
|
28 July 2024, 18:20 UTC
|
Attendance: 663
|
O.T Chainsaw 37'
|
|
4' Messi
24' TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
45+2' He's Coming Home
48' Owen Goal
78' AMD AMX
|
|
Assists
|
|
Madoka Titus 37'
|
|
4' TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
24' George Costanza
78' Owen Goal
|
|
|
Kit:
|
 |
 |
Ham Hands |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Nubs Destiny |
|
76' |
|
 |
 |
You Knoe Who? |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Danbo |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Brick Built Tahu |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Rapedog |
|
76' |
|
 |
 |
My Nugga |
|
76' |
|
 |
 |
O.T Chainsaw |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Optimus Prime |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Madoka Titus |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Woody |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
Mechagodzilla |
|
76' |
|
 |
 |
Creepy Miku |
|
76' |
|
 |
 |
Headdie Brock |
|
76' |
|
Manager:
|
|
|
|
|
Kit:
|
 |
 |
So, It Happened Again |
|
|
|
 |
 |
>1993 |
|
76' |
|
 |
 |
700 Mirrion Dorrar |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Vent Colombians |
|
|
|
 |
 |
George Costanza |
|
76' |
|
 |
 |
Perro Caca |
|
|
|
 |
 |
my reffies :) |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Messi |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Owen Goal |
|
|
|
 |
 |
He's Coming Home |
|
76' |
|
 |
 |
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
AMD AMX |
|
76' |
|
 |
 |
We European |
|
76' |
|
 |
 |
El Var Sinson |
|
76' |
|
Manager:
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU (/sp/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
61
|
|
39
|
Shots (on target)
|
3
|
|
9
|
(2)
|
|
(8)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
1
|
|
0
|
(1)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
0
|
|
0
|
Free Kicks
|
0
|
|
1
|
Passes completed (%)
|
86
|
|
78
|
Crosses
|
0
|
|
1
|
Interceptions
|
19
|
|
16
|
Tackles
|
3
|
|
7
|
Saves
|
3
|
|
2
|
|
/x/ v /sci/
Background:
Stadium: The Void
|
28 July 2024, 19:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 695
|
/x/-tan 90+3'
|
|
52' (pen.) Richard Feynman
58' You Should Be Able to Solve This
|
|
Assists
|
|
Take Your Meds 90+3'
|
|
|
|
|
Kit:
|
 |
 |
Jesus Saves |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Just Meditate Harder |
|
|
|
 |
 |
CERN Shifting |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Hermes Trimegistus |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Cthulhu |
|
84' |
|
 |
 |
Christcuck |
|
84' |
|
 |
 |
A Literal Fucking Skeleton |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Glowie |
|
84' |
|
 |
 |
Let's All Be Lain |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Succubus GF |
|
|
|
 |
 |
/x/-tan |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
Schizoposting |
|
84' |
|
 |
 |
Take Your Meds |
|
84' |
|
 |
 |
Mothman |
|
84' |
|
Manager:
|
|
|
|
|
Kit:
|
 |
 |
The Phenotype |
|
|
|
 |
 |
CS Pleb |
|
84' |
|
 |
 |
Boiling Water |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Homo Engineer |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Carl Sagan |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Stephen Hawking |
|
84' |
|
 |
 |
Wernher von Braun |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Norman Wildberger |
|
84' |
|
 |
 |
Shinichi Mochizuki |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Richard Feynman |
|
|
|
 |
 |
You Should Be Able to Solve This |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
>>>/x/ |
|
84' |
|
 |
 |
Yukariposter |
|
84' |
|
 |
 |
Aspie African |
|
84' |
|
Manager:
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
Richard Feynman (/sci/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
49
|
|
51
|
Shots (on target)
|
5
|
|
6
|
(4)
|
|
(6)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
2
|
|
1
|
(1)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
1
|
|
0
|
Free Kicks
|
1
|
|
1
|
Passes completed (%)
|
88
|
|
83
|
Crosses
|
1
|
|
0
|
Interceptions
|
17
|
|
16
|
Tackles
|
7
|
|
3
|
Saves
|
2
|
|
4
|
|