2013 4chan Summer Cup Group A

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Summary

Matchday 1

/mu/ and /toy/ both performed well in the Winter Cup, but /toy/'s performance was not what people had come to expect from the team. Hopefully Woody gets the touch back before /toy/'s next game.

Konata's goal at 34' looked like it might set the tone for the game, but the 2spooky4me antics of /x/, led in their arcane rituals by Pyramid Head, led to a complete and total upset in the second half of the game along with a bevy of technical failures. If /x/ can keep cursing their opponents, they might just make it past the two powerhouse teams of Group A, /toy/ and /mu/.

Matchday 2

Still exhausted from their paranormal antics on the previous matchday, and with their managers inexplicably vanishing, speculation was rife that /x/ would be steamrolled by /toy/. However, clearly the touch was missing as team aces Woody and Madoka Titus fumbled one drive after another, and the /x/'s undead team scored a single goal that led the entire game. An amazing last-minute injury time goal by Woody kept /toy/ in contention in Group A, but with rumors of /toy/ manager TinkerToy's burn-out and desire to throw the match, one wonders if they'll even try against group loser /c/.

The first blowout of the matchday was not a disappointment, with a hyper-aggressive /c/ dominating the second half of the game in shots and drives. They were nonetheless unable to overcome the two-point lead taken by /mu/ in the first half, thanks to /mu/ goalkeeper Merzbow, and so the cup had its first team locked into the Round of 16 and the first team to be relegated to the Autumn Babbies.

Matchday 3

Seeking to deny /toy/ a place in the Knockout Stage, /mu/ manager Snorlax decided to leave his team unrigged as they entered the pitch to face dead team /x/. He failed spectacularly in that respect as Jeff Mangum and MC Ride demolished /x/ even with full-zero sliders in a pure shotfest. /x/ did compete in shots, albeit off-target and missed, but /mu/ was simply too strong to lose to a dead team. Still, /x/ did not blow out completely, as Pyramid Head proved himself to still be a dangerous rapist with a solo goal against /mu/.

The most-anticipated game of the group, this match tainted the rest of the day. An attempt to throw the game and ruin /toy/'s chances of advancing by the team's manager ended with an empty draw. Absolutely worthless team /c/, who lost to dead /x/ last week, was unable to score despite /toy/'s attempted suicide by poor conditions, out of position players (led by AMF Kinder Eggs being placed in goal), and absolute wish by manager Tinker/toy/ for /toy/ to not take advantage of /toy/'s one chance to advance into the knockouts and turn it's cup disappointment around.

Standings

Team Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
Mu icon.png /mu/ 3 3 0 0 8 1 7 9
X icon.png /x/ 3 1 1 1 6 6 0 4
Toy icon.png /toy/ 3 0 2 1 1 3 -2 2
C icon.png /c/ 3 0 1 2 1 6 -5 1


/toy/ v /mu/

Stadium: Rose Park Stadium 16 August 2013, 17:00 UTC Attendance: 788
Toy logo.png /toy/ 0–2 /mu/ Mu logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Goal 66' MC Ride
Goal 90+' Lil B



GK 10 Ham Hands
RB 17 Shelfwarmer
CB 48 Nubs Destiny
LB 28 Cactus Owl
DM 71 African Bugman
DM 7 Prof. Layton
RW 45 Matty
AM 95 Woody
AM 58 Kinder Eggs Substituted off 73'
LW 8 Optimus Prime Booked 24'
CF 11 Madoka Titus
Substitutions:
AM 82 Space Godzilla Substituted in 73'
Manager:
Tinker/toy/ !!DX2OkYK0IlJ
2013sc group a-toy mu.png
GK 34 Merzbow
RB 21 Kevin Shields Booked 73'
CB 22 Meal
LB 13 An Owl
DM 39 Steve Albini
DM 24 Manface Grimes Substituted off 73'
CM 30 Kanye West
RW 7 Lil B
AM 10 Jeff Mangum
LW 74 The Deak
CF 33 MC Ride
Substitutions:
DM 19 The List Goes On Substituted in 73'
Manager:
Snorlax !!lXZGaIsEpIg

Man of the Match:
MC Ride (/mu/)

Match Stats
9 (5) Shots (On Target) 13 (7)
5 (0) Fouls (Offside) 2 (0)
2 Free Kicks 5
2 Free Kicks scored 5
5 Corner Kicks 4
23 Interceptions 21
50% Possession 50%
78% Passes Completed 74%
7 Tackles Won 13
5 Saves 2

/x/ v /c/

Stadium: Stade de Sagittaire 16 August 2013, 17:30 UTC Attendance: 1084
X logo.png /x/ 4–1 /c/ C logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Pyramid Head Goal 44'86'
Phone Goal 89'
X-Tan Goal 90+'
Goal 34' Konata



GK 1 NOPE
RB 2 Junji-Ito
CB 3 Slenderman
LB 5 Skeptic
DM 4 Urban Explorer
CM 11 Tinfoil Hat
RM 6 Shitbrix
LM 7 Phone
RM 8 Lovecraft
AM 10 X-tan
CF 9 Pyramid Head
Substitutions:
None
Manager:
Rebaño !!LX2e3jIcpqR
2013sc group a-x c.png
GK 11 Hinata
RB 8 Nanami Substituted off 71'
SW 10 Kirino
LB 4 Sayaka Substituted off 71'
DM 26 Rei Q
DM 34 Haruhi Substituted off 71'
CM 5 Miku
CM 29 Uiharu
AM 17 Konata
CF 28 Yui
CF 22 Yotsuba
Substitutions:
LB 19 Yuno Substituted in 71'
RB 22 Chiyo Substituted in 71'
DM 23 Momiji Substituted in 71'
Manager:
Interim-tan !!wpQ05LyJC9u
Simmie !FNmd1hrllU!!3BZPtLXChOs
/c/rispy !!qwqbM6eX9rN

Man of the Match:
Pyramid Head (/x/)

Match Stats
9 (8) Shots (On Target) 5 (5)
3 (1) Fouls (Offside) 0 (0)
0 Free Kicks 3
0 Free Kicks scored 0
3 Corner Kicks 2
21 Interceptions 21
55% Possession 45%
81% Passes Completed 74%
13 Tackles Won 8
3 Saves 3

/toy/ v /x/

Stadium: Wembley Stadium 18 August 2013, 17:00 UTC Attendance: 785
Toy logo.png /toy/ 1–1 /x/ X logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Woody Goal 90+' Goal 21' Pyramid Head



GK 37 Clusterfuck
RB 5 Detolf Shelves
CB 63 Saber Miku
LB 28 Cactus Owl
DM 3 Danbo
DM 50 My Nugga
CM 58 Kinder Eggs
RW 45 Matty
AM 11 Madoka Titus
LW 8 Optimus Prime
CF 95 Woody
Substitutions:
None
Manager:
Tinker/toy/ !!DX2OkYK0IlJ
2013sc group a-toy x.png
GK 1 NOPE
RB 2 Junji-Ito
CB 3 Slenderman
LB 5 Skeptic
DM 4 Urban Explorer
RM 7 Phone
CM 6 Shitbrix
CM 11 Tinfoil Hat Booked 60'
LM 8 Lovecraft
SS 10 X-tan
CF 9 Pyramid Head
Substitutions:
None
Manager:
Rebaño !!LX2e3jIcpqR

Man of the Match:
Woody (/toy/)

Match Stats
11 (5) Shots (On Target) 9 (6)
3 (1) Fouls (Offside) 2 (0)
2 Free Kicks 3
0 Free Kicks scored 0
3 Corner Kicks 2
18 Interceptions 28
51% Possession 49%
73% Passes Completed 80%
7 Tackles Won 8
2 Saves 3

/mu/ v /c/

Stadium: Stade de Sagittaire 18 August 2013, 17:30 UTC Attendance: 1062
Mu logo.png /mu/ 2–0 /c/ C logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Jeff Mangum Goal 13'25'



GK 34 Merzbow
RB 18 Piero Scaruffi
CB 11 Walmart Associate
LB 13 An Owl
DM 84 8.4 Best New Reissued Booked 78'
DM 24 Manface Grimes Booked 46'
CM 30 Kanye West
CM 10 Jeff Mangum
RW 92 Viper
CF 33 MC Ride
LW 74 The Deak
Substitutions:
None
Manager:
Snorlax !!lXZGaIsEpIg
2013sc group a-mu c.png
GK 29 Miho
RB 2 Yukko
CB 45 Mikasa
LB 22 Chiyo
DM 6 Uguu~ Booked 20' Substituted off 45'
CM 15 Uiharu Substituted off 78'
CM 8 Haruhi Substituted off 45'
CM 7 Konata
AM 9 Miku
AM 10 Yui
CF 11 Yotsuba
Substitutions:
DM 17 Rei Q Substituted in 45'
CM 16 Momiji Substituted in 45'
CM 18 Beako Substituted in 78'
Manager:
Interim-tan !!wpQ05LyJC9u
Simmie !FNmd1hrllU!!3BZPtLXChOs
/c/rispy !!qwqbM6eX9rN

Man of the Match:
Jeff Mangum (/mu/)

Match Stats
8 (4) Shots (On Target) 12 (7)
5 (0) Fouls (Offside) 3 (1)
3 Free Kicks 5
0 Free Kicks scored 0
2 Corner Kicks 5
25 Interceptions 20
50% Possession 50%
81% Passes Completed 75%
6 Tackles Won 13
7 Saves 3

/x/ v /mu/

Stadium: Stade de Sagittaire 24 August 2013, 17:00 UTC Attendance: 854
X logo.png /x/ 1–4 /mu/ Mu logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Pyramid Head Goal 63' Goal 31'57' Jeff Mangum
Goal 69'89' MC Ride



GK 1 Nope
RB 2 Junji-Ito
CB 3 Slenderman
LB 5 Skeptic
DM 4 Urban Explorer
CM 11 Tinfoil Hat
RM 7 Phone
AM 6 Shitbrix
LM 8 Lovecraft
SS 10 X-tan
CF 9 Pyramid Head
Substitutions:
None
Manager:
Rebaño !!LX2e3jIcpqR
2013sc group a-x mu.png
GK 34 Merzbow Substituted off 89'
RB 18 Piero Scaruffi
CB 22 Meal Substituted off 89'
LB 13 An Owl
DM 84 8.4 Best New Reissued
DM 24 Manface Grimes Booked 17'
CM 30 Kanye West
AM 92 Viper Substituted off 89'
AM 10 Jeff Mangum
AM 74 The Deak
CF 33 MC Ride
Substitutions:
GK 66 Varg Vikernes Substituted in 89'
CB 21 Kevin Shields Substituted in 89'
AM 7 Lil B Substituted in 89'
Manager:
Snorlax !!lXZGaIsEpIg

Man of the Match:
Jeff Mangum (/mu/)

Match Stats
8 (3) Shots (On Target) 14 (7)
3 (1) Fouls (Offside) 4 (0)
4 Free Kicks 3
0 Free Kicks scored 0
3 Corner Kicks 3
22 Interceptions 18
52% Possession 48%
83% Passes Completed 72%
8 Tackles Won 12
4 Saves 1

/c/ v /toy/

Stadium: Konami Stadium 24 August 2013, 17:30 UTC Attendance: 1061
C logo.png /c/ 0–0 /toy/ Toy logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png



GK 1 Ika-chan
RB 2 Yukko
CB 45 Mikasa
LB 19 Yuno
DM 17 Rei Q
CM 18 Beako Booked 61'
CM 16 Momiji
AM 9 Miku
AM 7 Konata
AM 10 Yui
CF 11 Yotsuba
Substitutions:
None
Manager:
Interim-tan !!wpQ05LyJC9u
Simmie !FNmd1hrllU!!3BZPtLXChOs
/c/rispy !!qwqbM6eX9rN
2013sc group a-c toy.png
GK 58 Kinder Eggs
RB 3 Danbo
CB 66 Rapedog
LB 7 Prof. Layton
DM 48 Nubs Destiny
DM 5 Detolf Shelves
RM 63 Saber Miku
AM 37 Clusterfuck
LM 17 Shelfwarmer
CF 4 You Knoe Who?
CF 82 Space Godzilla
Substitutions:
None
Manager:
Tinker/toy/ !!DX2OkYK0IlJ

Man of the Match:
Konata (/c/)

Match Stats
14 (3) Shots (On Target) 1 (1)
1 (0) Fouls (Offside) 2 (0)
2 Free Kicks 1
0 Free Kicks scored 0
5 Corner Kicks 2
20 Interceptions 25
50% Possession 50%
73% Passes Completed 80%
12 Tackles Won 7
0 Saves 5