Summary
Matchday 1
Today's spaghetti game, filled with backheels to non-existant or opponent players and refball. Finally saved by >rape in the 78th minute with a magical. PANIC-fueled goal after much spaghetti spilling. An honorable mention went to a purple Tracy who managed to score a fake goal after one of many fouls was called on /mlp/. Despite the spaghetti, both teams fought hard and surprise star THE BURDENED blocked many an /adv/ shot.
With a 3 minute goal by Luke Skyscanner, /trv/ absolutely dominated this match against broken, out-dated, own-goal-scoring /f/. Still, a hope spot goal by first-time scorer Heap of Trouble kept them from being completely blown out and led to many of their supporters being ejected from the stadium for public indecency.
Matchday 2
>rape once again scored a single goal to keep /mlp/ in contention. Poor conditions on /trv/'s forwards and a decent /mlp/ team fought a back-and-forth match that saw a red-conditioned Darien Gap stopping /mlp/'s shots and /mlp/'s defense absolutely stunning /trv/'s blue offense. Ultimately this game came down to two lucky plays breaking through strong defenses and creating the only draw of the day.
For a second time, /f/ proved unable to turn an early lead into a win. Skilful goals by /adv/ overwhelmed the /f/ defense, and despite some desperate managing by OldManSou /f/ were now relegated to the Autumn Babbies. Meanwhile, /adv/ was still at risk of following them, depending on the results of the final matchday.
Matchday 3
13 shots and 1 goal. Tons of chances and shots went wide or directly to the keepers, but Couchsurfer Rapist was finally able to put /trv/ on the board. With /trv/'s victory, Group D came to a somewhat anti-climactic end as /trv/'s victory secured /mlp/'s position in the knockout stage.
In this meeting of rivals, the horsefuckers of /mlp/ were saved by /adv/. With most of their better players resting, /f/ was able to score 2 goals against a team that no longer cared. It was a bittersweet victory, for it was won against an apathetic /mlp/. And /f/'s chances in an Autumn filled with former elites and star teams are looking rather slim. Still, no one was able to deny that OldManSou had certainly strengthened his team, which might prove enough to bring them back to the Winter Cup.
Standings
| Team
|
Pld
|
W
|
D
|
L
|
GF
|
GA
|
GD
|
Pts
|
 /trv/ |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
6 |
2 |
4 |
7
|
 /mlp/ |
3 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
2 |
3 |
-1 |
4
|
 /adv/ |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
2 |
3 |
-1 |
3
|
 /f/ |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
4 |
6 |
-2 |
3
|
/mlp/ v /adv/
| Stadium: Pone Stadium
|
17 August 2013, 19:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 1825
|
>rape  79'
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
4 |
The Burdened
|
| RB |
18 |
Jackie Chan Tulpa |
|
 66'
|
| CB |
37 |
Crotchtits
|
| LB |
41 |
Autism In Equestria
|
| DM |
52 |
Panda Ring |
|
66'
|
| DM |
24 |
Cheeselegs
|
| CM |
2 |
Faust |
|
 66' |
|
79'
|
| CM |
6 |
Best Pony |
|
15'
|
| AM |
21 |
Tracy |
|
8'
|
| CF |
1 |
>rape
|
| CF |
23 |
Alicorn Twilight
|
| Substitutions:
|
| DM |
5 |
>muh job |
|
 66'
|
| RB |
28 |
Liquid Pride |
|
66'
|
| CM |
39 |
Tara Strong |
|
79'
|
| Manager:
|
Nor/mlp/erson !NOg6D3P25U
TestAnon !!ZMJQq4w/UgP
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
1 |
Le Voldemort Face
|
| RB |
3 |
Venting |
|
72'
|
| CB |
6 |
Relationshit
|
| CB |
8 |
Bitches & Whores
|
| LB |
2 |
OKCupid |
|
72'
|
| DM |
20 |
First World Problems |
|
72'
|
| DM |
16 |
Watdo
|
| RM |
7 |
Cheating GF |
|
82'
|
| AM |
5 |
5 Inch Dick
|
| LM |
11 |
Friendzoned
|
| CF |
9 |
S/adv/irgin
|
| Substitutions:
|
| LB |
15 |
Femanon |
|
72'
|
| RB |
18 |
Pick-Up Artist |
|
72'
|
| DM |
4 |
Assburgers |
|
72'
|
| Manager:
|
| Clrs !!V44yYJo0I/a
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
>rape (/mlp/)
|
|
|
Match Stats
|
|
| 7 (4)
|
Shots (On Target)
|
7 (6)
|
| 3 (0)
|
Fouls (Offside)
|
6 (1)
|
| 6
|
Free Kicks
|
3
|
| 0
|
Free Kicks scored
|
0
|
| 0
|
Corner Kicks
|
4
|
| 24
|
Interceptions
|
16
|
| 47%
|
Possession
|
53%
|
| 78%
|
Passes Completed
|
78%
|
| 5
|
Tackles Won
|
9
|
| 5
|
Saves
|
2
|
/trv/ v /f/
| Stadium: Benito Villamarin
|
17 August 2013, 19:30 UTC
|
Attendance: 1577
|
|
|
| GK |
1 |
Darién Gap
|
| RB |
14 |
Billy Bogan |
|
62'
|
| CB |
5 |
James Vagabond
|
| LB |
16 |
Fuckse Ibiza
|
| DM |
6 |
Karl Pilkington
|
| DM |
22 |
Sven Scandiboo
|
| CM |
69 |
Sex Tourist
|
| CM |
8 |
Viceguy |
|
62'
|
| AM |
9 |
Luke Skyscanner
|
| SS |
7 |
Superpornowat Farangbang
|
| CF |
10 |
Couchsurfer Rapist
|
| Substitutions:
|
| CM |
21 |
Desperate Weeaboo |
|
62'
|
| RB |
15 |
Boris Transsiberyan |
|
62'
|
| Manager:
|
| MauledByTheTigers !!jawkONBJmdi
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
23 |
Segata Sanshiro
|
| RB |
18 |
Monsquaz
|
| CB |
2 |
Nevada-tan |
|
62'
|
| CB |
7 |
Mormon Jesus
|
| LB |
32 |
Blackbob
|
| DM |
6 |
Terry Crews |
|
13'
|
| DM |
11 |
Zone
|
| RM |
22 |
Goosehoward |
|
62'
|
| AM |
9 |
Da Hood
|
| LM |
15 |
Heap of Trouble
|
| CF |
8 |
Nipaa
|
| Substitutions:
|
| CB |
10 |
Final Boss |
|
62'
|
| RM |
5 |
Kikkoman |
|
62'
|
| Manager:
|
| Old Man Sou !!IYmoTiYa3ke
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
Couchsurfer Rapist (/trv/)
|
|
|
Match Stats
|
|
| 10 (5)
|
Shots (On Target)
|
9 (4)
|
| 2 (0)
|
Fouls (Offside)
|
4 (0)
|
| 4
|
Free Kicks
|
2
|
| 0
|
Free Kicks scored
|
0
|
| 3
|
Corner Kicks
|
5
|
| 21
|
Interceptions
|
22
|
| 48%
|
Possession
|
52%
|
| 73%
|
Passes Completed
|
81%
|
| 11
|
Tackles Won
|
6
|
| 3
|
Saves
|
3
|
/mlp/ v /trv/
| Stadium: Pone Stadium
|
23 August 2013, 19:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 1529
|
| >rape 69'
|
|
31' Couchsurfer Rapist
|
|
|
| GK |
12 |
Derpy Hooves
|
| RB |
37 |
Crotchtits
|
| CB |
18 |
Jackie Chan Tulpa |
|
69'
|
| LB |
41 |
Autism in Equestria
|
| DM |
9 |
Lyra Plushie |
|
81'
|
| DM |
6 |
Best Pony
|
| CM |
24 |
Cheeselegs |
|
69'
|
| CM |
4 |
I Want To Cum In Rainbow Dash
|
| AM |
21 |
Tracy
|
| AM |
23 |
Alicorn Twilight
|
| CF |
1 |
>rape
|
| Substitutions:
|
| CM |
5 |
>muh job |
|
69'
|
| CB |
69 |
Thanks M.A. Larson |
|
69'
|
| DM |
2 |
Faust |
|
81'
|
| Manager:
|
Nor/mlp/erson !NOg6D3P25U
TestAnon !!ZMJQq4w/UgP
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
1 |
Darién Gap
|
| RB |
17 |
Light Packer
|
| CB |
3 |
Nigel Roppongi
|
| LB |
14 |
Billy Bogan |
|
81'
|
| DM |
6 |
Karl Pilkington
|
| DM |
42 |
Amsterdam Stonerbro |
|
81'
|
| CM |
69 |
Sex Tourist
|
| CM |
20 |
Dougie Canuckflag
|
| AM |
9 |
Luke Skyscanner |
|
81'
|
| SS |
7 |
Superpornowat Farangbang
|
| CF |
10 |
Couchsurfer Rapist
|
| Substitutions:
|
| LB |
5 |
James Vagabond |
|
81'
|
| DM |
18 |
Neckbeard Teefle |
|
81'
|
| AM |
22 |
Sickof Murrica |
|
81'
|
| Manager:
|
| MauledByTheTigers !!jawkONBJmdi
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
Alicorn Twilight (/mlp/)
|
|
|
Match Stats
|
|
| 9 (5)
|
Shots (On Target)
|
5 (3)
|
| 2 (1)
|
Fouls (Offside)
|
1 (0)
|
| 1
|
Free Kicks
|
2
|
| 0
|
Free Kicks scored
|
0
|
| 3
|
Corner Kicks
|
2
|
| 16
|
Interceptions
|
14
|
| 50%
|
Possession
|
50%
|
| 85%
|
Passes Completed
|
85%
|
| 8
|
Tackles Won
|
10
|
| 2
|
Saves
|
4
|
/adv/ v /f/
| Stadium: Stade de Sagittaire
|
23 August 2013, 19:30 UTC
|
Attendance: 1266
|
|
|
| GK |
1 |
Goodguygreg
|
| RB |
22 |
Pick Up Artist
|
| CB |
11 |
Brojobs
|
| CB |
29 |
Bitches & Whores |
|
68'
|
| LB |
23 |
Femanon |
|
61'
|
| DM |
5 |
Suicide
|
| DM |
3 |
Watdo
|
| RM |
9 |
Cheating GF
|
| AM |
19 |
5 Inch Dick
|
| LM |
34 |
Friendzoned
|
| CF |
14 |
S/adv/irgin
|
| Substitutions:
|
| LB |
'19 |
Autistic |
|
61'
|
| CB |
17 |
Moralfag |
|
68'
|
| Manager:
|
| Clrs !!V44yYJo0I/a
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
1 |
Segata Sanshiro
|
| RB |
2 |
Fernando
|
| CB |
3 |
Mormon Jesus
|
| LB |
4 |
Shiii
|
| DM |
5 |
Sageman
|
| CM |
6 |
Terry Crews
|
| CM |
11 |
Zone
|
| RM |
8 |
Heap of Trouble
|
| AM |
9 |
Da Hood |
|
33'
|
| LM |
10 |
Goosehoward
|
| CF |
7 |
Nipaa
|
| Substitutions:
|
| None
|
| Manager:
|
| Old Man Sou !!IYmoTiYa3ke
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
S/adv/irgin (/adv/)
|
|
|
Match Stats
|
|
| 13 (11)
|
Shots (On Target)
|
6 (4)
|
| 2 (0)
|
Fouls (Offside)
|
3 (0)
|
| 3
|
Free Kicks
|
2
|
| 0
|
Free Kicks scored
|
0
|
| 6
|
Corner Kicks
|
3
|
| 13
|
Interceptions
|
25
|
| 49%
|
Possession
|
51%
|
| 76%
|
Passes Completed
|
84%
|
| 9
|
Tackles Won
|
8
|
| 3
|
Saves
|
5
|
/trv/ v /adv/
| Stadium: Stade de Sagittaire
|
25 August 2013, 19:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 1492
|
| Couchsurfer Rapist 81'
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
12 |
Noobius Expedia
|
| RB |
5 |
James Vagabond
|
| CB |
14 |
Billy Bogan
|
| LB |
3 |
Nigel Roppongi
|
| RM |
69 |
Sex Tourist
|
| DM |
6 |
Karl Pilkington
|
| DM |
42 |
Amsterdam Stonerbro |
|
63'
|
| LM |
20 |
Dougie Canuckflag |
|
63'
|
| RW |
22 |
Sickof Murrica
|
| CF |
10 |
Couchsurfer Rapist
|
| LW |
7 |
Superpornowat Farangbang
|
| Substitutions:
|
| DM |
18 |
Neckbeard Teefle |
|
63'
|
| LM |
21 |
Desperate Weeaboo |
|
63'
|
| Manager:
|
| MauledByTheTigers !!jawkONBJmdi
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
1 |
Goodguygreg
|
| RB |
18 |
Pick Up Artist
|
| CB |
17 |
Moralfag
|
| CB |
8 |
Bitches & Whores
|
| LB |
2 |
OKCupid
|
| DM |
20 |
First World Problems |
|
75'
|
| DM |
16 |
Watdo
|
| RM |
7 |
Cheating GF
|
| AM |
5 |
5 Inch Dick
|
| LM |
11 |
Friendzoned
|
| CF |
9 |
S/adv/irgin
|
| Substitutions:
|
| DM |
10 |
Suicide |
|
75'
|
| Manager:
|
| Clrs !!V44yYJo0I/a
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
Couchsurfer Rapist (/trv/)
|
|
|
Match Stats
|
|
| 10 (6)
|
Shots (On Target)
|
3 (1)
|
| 2 (0)
|
Fouls (Offside)
|
2 (0)
|
| 2
|
Free Kicks
|
2
|
| 0
|
Free Kicks scored
|
0
|
| 2
|
Corner Kicks
|
0
|
| 20
|
Interceptions
|
18
|
| 49%
|
Possession
|
51%
|
| 83%
|
Passes Completed
|
80%
|
| 7
|
Tackles Won
|
10
|
| 0
|
Saves
|
3
|
/f/ v /mlp/
| Stadium: Il Nuovo Stadio della Juventus
|
25 August 2013, 19:30 UTC
|
Attendance: 1517
|
| DA HOOD 35', 85'
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
5 |
Colin Mochrie
|
| RB |
18 |
Monsquaz
|
| CB |
32 |
Loituma
|
| CB |
7 |
Mormon Jesus
|
| LB |
17 |
Shiii
|
| RM |
22 |
Goosehoward |
|
60'
|
| DM |
13 |
IOSYS |
|
60'
|
| LM |
11 |
Zone
|
| AM |
9 |
Da Hood
|
| AM |
4 |
Heap of Trouble
|
| CF |
8 |
Nipaa
|
| Substitutions:
|
| RM |
19 |
Kikkoman |
|
60'
|
| DM |
94 |
Terry Crews |
|
60'
|
| Manager:
|
| Old Man Sou !!IYmoTiYa3ke
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
10 |
Cease and Desist
|
| RB |
28 |
Liquid Pride
|
| CB |
37 |
Crotchtits
|
| LB |
30 |
>no hooves
|
| DM |
52 |
Panda Ring
|
| DM |
24 |
Cheeselegs
|
| CM |
2 |
Faust |
|
57'
|
| AM |
39 |
Tara Strong
|
| AM |
9 |
Lyra Plushie
|
| SS |
23 |
Alicorn Twilight |
|
60'
|
| CF |
1 |
>rape |
|
60'
|
| Substitutions:
|
| CF |
4 |
I Want To Cum In Rainbow Dash |
|
60'
|
| SS |
5 |
>muh job |
|
60'
|
| Manager:
|
Nor/mlp/erson !NOg6D3P25U
TestAnon !!ZMJQq4w/UgP
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
Da Hood (/f/)
|
|
|
Match Stats
|
|
| 7 (6)
|
Shots (On Target)
|
2 (1)
|
| 1 (0)
|
Fouls (Offside)
|
4 (0)
|
| 4
|
Free Kicks
|
1
|
| 0
|
Free Kicks scored
|
0
|
| 0
|
Corner Kicks
|
0
|
| 21
|
Interceptions
|
15
|
| 49%
|
Possession
|
51%
|
| 85%
|
Passes Completed
|
79%
|
| 14
|
Tackles Won
|
9
|
| 1
|
Saves
|
4
|
53'
