2013 4chan Summer Cup Group G

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Summary

Matchday 1

Today's spaghetti game, filled with backheels to non-existant or opponent players and refball. Finally saved by >rape in the 78th minute with a magical. PANIC-fueled goal after much spaghetti spilling. An honorable mention went to a purple Tracy who managed to score a fake goal after one of many fouls was called on /mlp/. Despite the spaghetti, both teams fought hard and surprise star THE BURDENED blocked many an /adv/ shot.

With a 3 minute goal by Luke Skyscanner, /trv/ absolutely dominated this match against broken, out-dated, own-goal-scoring /f/. Still, a hope spot goal by first-time scorer Heap of Trouble kept them from being completely blown out and led to many of their supporters being ejected from the stadium for public indecency.

Matchday 2

>rape once again scored a single goal to keep /mlp/ in contention. Poor conditions on /trv/'s forwards and a decent /mlp/ team fought a back-and-forth match that saw a red-conditioned Darien Gap stopping /mlp/'s shots and /mlp/'s defense absolutely stunning /trv/'s blue offense. Ultimately this game came down to two lucky plays breaking through strong defenses and creating the only draw of the day.

For a second time, /f/ proved unable to turn an early lead into a win. Skilful goals by /adv/ overwhelmed the /f/ defense, and despite some desperate managing by OldManSou /f/ were now relegated to the Autumn Babbies. Meanwhile, /adv/ was still at risk of following them, depending on the results of the final matchday.

Matchday 3

13 shots and 1 goal. Tons of chances and shots went wide or directly to the keepers, but Couchsurfer Rapist was finally able to put /trv/ on the board. With /trv/'s victory, Group D came to a somewhat anti-climactic end as /trv/'s victory secured /mlp/'s position in the knockout stage.

In this meeting of rivals, the horsefuckers of /mlp/ were saved by /adv/. With most of their better players resting, /f/ was able to score 2 goals against a team that no longer cared. It was a bittersweet victory, for it was won against an apathetic /mlp/. And /f/'s chances in an Autumn filled with former elites and star teams are looking rather slim. Still, no one was able to deny that OldManSou had certainly strengthened his team, which might prove enough to bring them back to the Winter Cup.

Standings

Team Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
Trv icon.png /trv/ 3 2 1 0 6 2 4 7
Mlp icon.png /mlp/ 3 1 1 1 2 3 -1 4
Adv icon.png /adv/ 3 1 0 2 2 3 -1 3
F icon.png /f/ 3 1 0 2 4 6 -2 3


/mlp/ v /adv/

Stadium: Pone Stadium 17 August 2013, 19:00 UTC Attendance: 1825
Mlp logo.png /mlp/ 1–0 /adv/ Adv logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
>rape Goal 79'



GK 4 The Burdened
RB 18 Jackie Chan Tulpa Substituted off 66'
CB 37 Crotchtits
LB 41 Autism In Equestria
DM 52 Panda Ring Substituted off 66'
DM 24 Cheeselegs
CM 2 Faust Booked 66' Substituted off 79'
CM 6 Best Pony Booked 15'
AM 21 Tracy Booked 8'
CF 1 >rape
CF 23 Alicorn Twilight
Substitutions:
DM 5 >muh job Substituted in 66'
RB 28 Liquid Pride Substituted in 66'
CM 39 Tara Strong Substituted in 79'
Manager:
Nor/mlp/erson !NOg6D3P25U
TestAnon !!ZMJQq4w/UgP
2013sc group g-mlp adv.png
GK 1 Le Voldemort Face
RB 3 Venting Substituted off 72'
CB 6 Relationshit
CB 8 Bitches & Whores
LB 2 OKCupid Substituted off 72'
DM 20 First World Problems Substituted off 72'
DM 16 Watdo
RM 7 Cheating GF Booked 82'
AM 5 5 Inch Dick
LM 11 Friendzoned
CF 9 S/adv/irgin
Substitutions:
LB 15 Femanon Substituted in 72'
RB 18 Pick-Up Artist Substituted in 72'
DM 4 Assburgers Substituted in 72'
Manager:
Clrs !!V44yYJo0I/a

Man of the Match:
>rape (/mlp/)

Match Stats
7 (4) Shots (On Target) 7 (6)
3 (0) Fouls (Offside) 6 (1)
6 Free Kicks 3
0 Free Kicks scored 0
0 Corner Kicks 4
24 Interceptions 16
47% Possession 53%
78% Passes Completed 78%
5 Tackles Won 9
5 Saves 2

/trv/ v /f/

Stadium: Benito Villamarin 17 August 2013, 19:30 UTC Attendance: 1577
Trv logo.png /trv/ 4–1 /f/ F logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Luke Skyscanner Goal 3'
Couchsurfer Rapist Goal 29'75'
Nevada-Tan Scored 53'
Goal 10' Heap of Trouble



GK 1 Darién Gap
RB 14 Billy Bogan Substituted off 62'
CB 5 James Vagabond
LB 16 Fuckse Ibiza
DM 6 Karl Pilkington
DM 22 Sven Scandiboo
CM 69 Sex Tourist
CM 8 Viceguy Substituted off 62'
AM 9 Luke Skyscanner
SS 7 Superpornowat Farangbang
CF 10 Couchsurfer Rapist
Substitutions:
CM 21 Desperate Weeaboo Substituted in 62'
RB 15 Boris Transsiberyan Substituted in 62'
Manager:
MauledByTheTigers !!jawkONBJmdi
2013sc group g-trv f.png
GK 23 Segata Sanshiro
RB 18 Monsquaz
CB 2 Nevada-tan Substituted off 62'
CB 7 Mormon Jesus
LB 32 Blackbob
DM 6 Terry Crews Booked 13'
DM 11 Zone
RM 22 Goosehoward Substituted off 62'
AM 9 Da Hood
LM 15 Heap of Trouble
CF 8 Nipaa
Substitutions:
CB 10 Final Boss Substituted in 62'
RM 5 Kikkoman Substituted in 62'
Manager:
Old Man Sou !!IYmoTiYa3ke

Man of the Match:
Couchsurfer Rapist (/trv/)

Match Stats
10 (5) Shots (On Target) 9 (4)
2 (0) Fouls (Offside) 4 (0)
4 Free Kicks 2
0 Free Kicks scored 0
3 Corner Kicks 5
21 Interceptions 22
48% Possession 52%
73% Passes Completed 81%
11 Tackles Won 6
3 Saves 3

/mlp/ v /trv/

Stadium: Pone Stadium 23 August 2013, 19:00 UTC Attendance: 1529
Mlp logo.png /mlp/ 1–1 /trv/ Trv logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
>rape Goal 69' Goal 31' Couchsurfer Rapist



GK 12 Derpy Hooves
RB 37 Crotchtits
CB 18 Jackie Chan Tulpa Substituted off 69'
LB 41 Autism in Equestria
DM 9 Lyra Plushie Substituted off 81'
DM 6 Best Pony
CM 24 Cheeselegs Substituted off 69'
CM 4 I Want To Cum In Rainbow Dash
AM 21 Tracy
AM 23 Alicorn Twilight
CF 1 >rape
Substitutions:
CM 5 >muh job Substituted in 69'
CB 69 Thanks M.A. Larson Substituted in 69'
DM 2 Faust Substituted in 81'
Manager:
Nor/mlp/erson !NOg6D3P25U
TestAnon !!ZMJQq4w/UgP
2013sc group g-mlp trv.png
GK 1 Darién Gap
RB 17 Light Packer
CB 3 Nigel Roppongi
LB 14 Billy Bogan Substituted off 81'
DM 6 Karl Pilkington
DM 42 Amsterdam Stonerbro Substituted off 81'
CM 69 Sex Tourist
CM 20 Dougie Canuckflag
AM 9 Luke Skyscanner Substituted off 81'
SS 7 Superpornowat Farangbang
CF 10 Couchsurfer Rapist
Substitutions:
LB 5 James Vagabond Substituted in 81'
DM 18 Neckbeard Teefle Substituted in 81'
AM 22 Sickof Murrica Substituted in 81'
Manager:
MauledByTheTigers !!jawkONBJmdi

Man of the Match:
Alicorn Twilight (/mlp/)

Match Stats
9 (5) Shots (On Target) 5 (3)
2 (1) Fouls (Offside) 1 (0)
1 Free Kicks 2
0 Free Kicks scored 0
3 Corner Kicks 2
16 Interceptions 14
50% Possession 50%
85% Passes Completed 85%
8 Tackles Won 10
2 Saves 4

/adv/ v /f/

Stadium: Stade de Sagittaire 23 August 2013, 19:30 UTC Attendance: 1266
Adv logo.png /adv/ 2–1 /f/ F logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
s/adv/irgin Goal 62'
5inchdick Goal 68'
Goal 32' Nipaa



GK 1 Goodguygreg
RB 22 Pick Up Artist
CB 11 Brojobs
CB 29 Bitches & Whores Substituted off 68'
LB 23 Femanon Substituted off 61'
DM 5 Suicide
DM 3 Watdo
RM 9 Cheating GF
AM 19 5 Inch Dick
LM 34 Friendzoned
CF 14 S/adv/irgin
Substitutions:
LB '19 Autistic Substituted in 61'
CB 17 Moralfag Substituted in 68'
Manager:
Clrs !!V44yYJo0I/a
2013sc group g-adv f.png
GK 1 Segata Sanshiro
RB 2 Fernando
CB 3 Mormon Jesus
LB 4 Shiii
DM 5 Sageman
CM 6 Terry Crews
CM 11 Zone
RM 8 Heap of Trouble
AM 9 Da Hood Booked 33'
LM 10 Goosehoward
CF 7 Nipaa
Substitutions:
None
Manager:
Old Man Sou !!IYmoTiYa3ke

Man of the Match:
S/adv/irgin (/adv/)

Match Stats
13 (11) Shots (On Target) 6 (4)
2 (0) Fouls (Offside) 3 (0)
3 Free Kicks 2
0 Free Kicks scored 0
6 Corner Kicks 3
13 Interceptions 25
49% Possession 51%
76% Passes Completed 84%
9 Tackles Won 8
3 Saves 5

/trv/ v /adv/

Stadium: Stade de Sagittaire 25 August 2013, 19:00 UTC Attendance: 1492
Trv logo.png /trv/ 1–0 /adv/ Adv logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Couchsurfer Rapist Goal 81'



GK 12 Noobius Expedia
RB 5 James Vagabond
CB 14 Billy Bogan
LB 3 Nigel Roppongi
RM 69 Sex Tourist
DM 6 Karl Pilkington
DM 42 Amsterdam Stonerbro Substituted off 63'
LM 20 Dougie Canuckflag Substituted off 63'
RW 22 Sickof Murrica
CF 10 Couchsurfer Rapist
LW 7 Superpornowat Farangbang
Substitutions:
DM 18 Neckbeard Teefle Substituted in 63'
LM 21 Desperate Weeaboo Substituted in 63'
Manager:
MauledByTheTigers !!jawkONBJmdi
2013sc group g-trv adv.png
GK 1 Goodguygreg
RB 18 Pick Up Artist
CB 17 Moralfag
CB 8 Bitches & Whores
LB 2 OKCupid
DM 20 First World Problems Substituted off 75'
DM 16 Watdo
RM 7 Cheating GF
AM 5 5 Inch Dick
LM 11 Friendzoned
CF 9 S/adv/irgin
Substitutions:
DM 10 Suicide Substituted in 75'
Manager:
Clrs !!V44yYJo0I/a

Man of the Match:
Couchsurfer Rapist (/trv/)

Match Stats
10 (6) Shots (On Target) 3 (1)
2 (0) Fouls (Offside) 2 (0)
2 Free Kicks 2
0 Free Kicks scored 0
2 Corner Kicks 0
20 Interceptions 18
49% Possession 51%
83% Passes Completed 80%
7 Tackles Won 10
0 Saves 3

/f/ v /mlp/

Stadium: Il Nuovo Stadio della Juventus 25 August 2013, 19:30 UTC Attendance: 1517
F logo.png /f/ 2–0 /mlp/ Mlp logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
DA HOOD Goal 35'85'



GK 5 Colin Mochrie
RB 18 Monsquaz
CB 32 Loituma
CB 7 Mormon Jesus
LB 17 Shiii
RM 22 Goosehoward Substituted off 60'
DM 13 IOSYS Substituted off 60'
LM 11 Zone
AM 9 Da Hood
AM 4 Heap of Trouble
CF 8 Nipaa
Substitutions:
RM 19 Kikkoman Substituted in 60'
DM 94 Terry Crews Substituted in 60'
Manager:
Old Man Sou !!IYmoTiYa3ke
2013sc group g-f mlp.png
GK 10 Cease and Desist
RB 28 Liquid Pride
CB 37 Crotchtits
LB 30 >no hooves
DM 52 Panda Ring
DM 24 Cheeselegs
CM 2 Faust Booked 57'
AM 39 Tara Strong
AM 9 Lyra Plushie
SS 23 Alicorn Twilight Substituted off 60'
CF 1 >rape Substituted off 60'
Substitutions:
CF 4 I Want To Cum In Rainbow Dash Substituted in 60'
SS 5 >muh job Substituted in 60'
Manager:
Nor/mlp/erson !NOg6D3P25U
TestAnon !!ZMJQq4w/UgP

Man of the Match:
Da Hood (/f/)

Match Stats
7 (6) Shots (On Target) 2 (1)
1 (0) Fouls (Offside) 4 (0)
4 Free Kicks 1
0 Free Kicks scored 0
0 Corner Kicks 0
21 Interceptions 15
49% Possession 51%
85% Passes Completed 79%
14 Tackles Won 9
1 Saves 4