Summary
Matchday 1
Despite the efforts of Young Stalin to lead the /fa/shionistas to victory, /wg/ took the victory in a surprisingly hard-fought match. Cunt Destroyer well and truly destroyed the cunt of /fa/ at the end of the first half, and /wg/'s solid defensive play prevent /fa/ from any further goals. Early signs pointed towards Group C becoming a face-off between /soc/ and /wg/.
Perennial underdog /cgl/ remained scoreless through all 90 minutes of this match, despite the lound, neverending cheers of their "fans." The cries of "SEAGULLS SEAGULLS SEAGULLS" will forever echo through our minds, but even this motivation wasn't enough for the Seagulls. /soc/ scored two unanswered goals, both within the last minutes of each half, with no opportunity for /cgl/ to equalize or even attempt to preserve their honor.
Matchday 2
An impressive early lead by /wg/ was wiped out by cheeky and impressive late-game goals by /soc/, rendering this the third draw of the day. Notable for Ken commenting that /soc/ would find it hard to equalize the game at the 77" minute with /wg/ leading 3-1. Full-on offensive panic by /wg/ was unable to give them the lead in the last 8 minutes of the match.
Cries of "SEAGULLS SEAGULLS SEAGULLS" filled the air as as dead team /cgl/ blew out /fa/. Gracen Ivorinne returned to comment and brought the magic of the Babbies with him as /cgl/ overcame the immense defensive and offensive pressure of /fa/ to relegate them to the Autumn Babby.
Matchday 3
With /fa/ already relegated, all they could do was try to spoil it for /soc/, but with a missing /fa/ manager, hopes were slim. A last-minute goal by Young Stalin preserved what remained of /fa/'s honor, but /soc/ had no challenge to winning the game.
/cgl/'s cunts were destroyed by Cunt Destroyer as /wg/ managed to suppress the magic of dead teams. A mostly expected result, with very little chance of this particular ded team advancing even with their victory over /fa/.
Standings
| Team
|
Pld
|
W
|
D
|
L
|
GF
|
GA
|
GD
|
Pts
|
 /soc/ |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
7
|
 /wg/ |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
7
|
 /cgl/ |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
1 |
4 |
-3 |
3
|
 /fa/ |
3 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
2 |
5 |
-3 |
0
|
/wg/ v /fa/
| Stadium: Konami Stadium
|
16 August 2013, 19:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 1167
|
Cunt Destroyer  39', 45+'
|
|
29' Young Stalin
|
|
|
| GK |
1 |
Bliss
|
| RB |
4 |
Keep Calm
|
| CB |
91 |
Apocalyptic
|
| CB |
3 |
Rainmeter
|
| LB |
2 |
Fuckscapes |
|
 63'
|
| DM |
7 |
Goldblum |
|
63'
|
| DM |
21 |
Noir |
|
 80'
|
| AM |
9 |
Headphone Girl
|
| AM |
8 |
Descartes |
|
4'
|
| SS |
10 |
Spacecat
|
| CF |
11 |
Cunt Destroyer
|
| Substitutions:
|
| LB |
45 |
Ronald Raygun |
|
 63'
|
| DM |
34 |
Original Content |
|
63'
|
| Manager:
|
Tom !Cp4RoxaNNs!!M9Lj4qN1xpl
StoneyDucky !!DYDlR77coGn
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
1 |
Denim Dan
|
| RB |
18 |
Cara Delevigne
|
| CB |
29 |
Fuccboi
|
| LB |
11 |
Cole Mohr |
|
63'
|
| DM |
15 |
Freja Beha
|
| DM |
19 |
Casemods
|
| RM |
3 |
Hitler Youth
|
| CM |
5 |
No Poo
|
| LM |
9 |
Raf Simons |
|
50'
|
| SS |
14 |
Young Stalin
|
| CF |
34 |
Dick Ovens
|
| Substitutions:
|
| LB |
7 |
Thom Browne |
|
63'
|
| Manager:
|
| KHS_Rowan !!YF6PybmnSBn
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
Cunt Destroyer (/wg/)
|
|
|
Match Stats
|
|
| 10 (6)
|
Shots (On Target)
|
12 (5)
|
| 3 (0)
|
Fouls (Offside)
|
2 (0)
|
| 2
|
Free Kicks
|
3
|
| 0
|
Free Kicks scored
|
0
|
| 0
|
Corner Kicks
|
2
|
| 20
|
Interceptions
|
20
|
| 52%
|
Possession
|
48%
|
| 81%
|
Passes Completed
|
80%
|
| 9
|
Tackles Won
|
11
|
| 2
|
Saves
|
4
|
/soc/ v /cgl/
| Stadium: Camp Nou
|
16 August 2013, 19:30 UTC
|
Attendance: 1261
|
Crush 44'
Feet 86'
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
12 |
Timestamp
|
| RB |
20 |
Time Line
|
| CB |
4 |
Milkshakes With Three Dudes |
|
75'
|
| CB |
5 |
slug.jpg
|
| LB |
15 |
Tumblr
|
| CM |
22 |
Ideal Mate |
|
33' |
75'
|
| CM |
11 |
Sausagefest
|
| RM |
9 |
Crush
|
| AM |
8 |
Vocaroo
|
| LM |
6 |
Haunter |
|
46'
|
| CF |
10 |
Feet
|
| Substitutions:
|
| CB |
16 |
Rate My Cock |
|
75'
|
| CM |
18 |
Puddems |
|
75'
|
| Manager:
|
| Sexcopter !!DmLjci16Djv
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
1 |
Peacock Feather
|
| RB |
10 |
Asherbee
|
| CB |
3 |
Photoshop
|
| CB |
6 |
Margaret
|
| LB |
13 |
Not A Fetish
|
| DM |
17 |
Ita
|
| DM |
19 |
Jealous Fatty
|
| CM |
16 |
Kipi
|
| RM |
23 |
Pixyteri
|
| LM |
14 |
Derpy-chan
|
| CF |
15 |
Dramu
|
| Substitutions:
|
| None
|
| Manager:
|
| molly !!dMAx/7Da7uM (absent)
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
Crush (/soc/)
|
|
|
Match Stats
|
|
| 10 (8)
|
Shots (On Target)
|
6 (2)
|
| 5 (0)
|
Fouls (Offside)
|
3 (0)
|
| 3
|
Free Kicks
|
5
|
| 0
|
Free Kicks scored
|
0
|
| 5
|
Corner Kicks
|
2
|
| 25
|
Interceptions
|
27
|
| 47%
|
Possession
|
53%
|
| 73%
|
Passes Completed
|
75%
|
| 6
|
Tackles Won
|
6
|
| 3
|
Saves
|
4
|
/wg/ v /soc/
| Stadium: Benito Villamarin
|
18 August 2013, 19:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 1497
|
|
|
| GK |
1 |
Bliss
|
| RB |
4 |
Keep Calm |
|
70'
|
| CB |
5 |
Dark Side of the Moon
|
| CB |
3 |
Rainmeter
|
| LB |
2 |
Fuckscapes |
|
70'
|
| DM |
7 |
Goldblum
|
| DM |
69 |
Boss Nigger |
|
70'
|
| AM |
9 |
Headphone Girl
|
| AM |
8 |
Descartes
|
| SS |
10 |
Spacecat
|
| CF |
11 |
Cunt Destroyer
|
| Substitutions:
|
| BR |
45 |
Ronald Raygun |
|
70'
|
| LB |
14 |
Widescreen |
|
70'
|
| DM |
34 |
Original Content |
|
70'
|
| Manager:
|
Tom !Cp4RoxaNNs!!M9Lj4qN1xpl
StoneyDucky !!DYDlR77coGn
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
13 |
Sluttiest Thing Done
|
| RB |
21 |
Circlejerker #2
|
| CB |
20 |
Time Line |
|
70'
|
| CB |
3 |
Drunk Rejects |
|
70'
|
| LB |
4 |
Milkshakes With Three Dudes
|
| DM |
19 |
Booty Thread
|
| DM |
22 |
Ideal Mate |
|
70'
|
| RW |
9 |
Crush |
|
30'
|
| AM |
8 |
Vocaroo
|
| LW |
6 |
Haunter
|
| CF |
10 |
Feet
|
| Substitutions:
|
| CB |
14 |
Contactfag |
|
70'
|
| CB |
5 |
slug.jpg |
|
70'
|
| DM |
11 |
Sausagefest |
|
70'
|
| Manager:
|
| Sexcopter !!DmLjci16Djv
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
Cunt Destroyer (/wg/)
|
|
|
Match Stats
|
|
| 8 (5)
|
Shots (On Target)
|
7 (5)
|
| 0 (0)
|
Fouls (Offside)
|
3 (0)
|
| 3
|
Free Kicks
|
0
|
| 0
|
Free Kicks scored
|
0
|
| 2
|
Corner Kicks
|
5
|
| 28
|
Interceptions
|
20
|
| 49%
|
Possession
|
51%
|
| 82%
|
Passes Completed
|
75%
|
| 7
|
Tackles Won
|
9
|
| 3
|
Saves
|
2
|
/fa/ v /cgl/
| Stadium: Stadio Olimpico
|
18 August 2013, 19:30 UTC
|
Attendance: 1496
|
|
|
|
63' Dramu
|
|
|
| GK |
24 |
Dadcore
|
| RB |
18 |
Cara Delevigne
|
| CB |
29 |
Fuccboi
|
| LB |
11 |
Cole Mohr
|
| DM |
15 |
Freja Beha
|
| DM |
39 |
Yohji Yamamoto
|
| RM |
3 |
Hitler Youth
|
| CM |
5 |
No Poo |
|
30'
|
| LM |
9 |
Raf Simons
|
| SS |
14 |
Young Stalin
|
| CF |
34 |
Dick Ovens
|
| Substitutions:
|
| CM |
10 |
UUUUHHHH |
|
30' |
|
58' |
|
78'
|
| CM |
20 |
thefaggotstore |
|
78'
|
| Manager:
|
| KHS_Rowan !!YF6PybmnSBn
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
1 |
Peacock Feather
|
| RB |
3 |
Photoshop
|
| CB |
10 |
Asherbee
|
| CB |
6 |
Margaret
|
| LB |
13 |
Not A Fetish
|
| DM |
17 |
Ita
|
| DM |
19 |
Jealous Fatty
|
| CM |
16 |
Kipi
|
| RM |
23 |
Pixyteri
|
| LM |
14 |
Derpy-chan
|
| CF |
15 |
Dramu
|
| Substitutions:
|
| None
|
| Manager:
|
| molly !!dMAx/7Da7uM (absent)
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
Dramu (/cgl/)
|
|
|
Match Stats
|
|
| 10 (6)
|
Shots (On Target)
|
8 (3)
|
| 4 (1)
|
Fouls (Offside)
|
2 (0)
|
| 2
|
Free Kicks
|
4
|
| 0
|
Free Kicks scored
|
0
|
| 2
|
Corner Kicks
|
4
|
| 26
|
Interceptions
|
15
|
| 45%
|
Possession
|
55%
|
| 79%
|
Passes Completed
|
74%
|
| 10
|
Tackles Won
|
6
|
| 1
|
Saves
|
5
|
/soc/ v /fa/
| Stadium: Konami Stadium
|
24 August 2013, 19:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 1175
|
|
|
| GK |
1 |
Surf Mode
|
| RB |
4 |
Milkshakes With Three Dudes |
|
74'
|
| CB |
23 |
Find A Fuckbuddy
|
| CB |
2 |
Heaven
|
| LB |
16 |
Rate My Cock
|
| DM |
11 |
Sausagefest |
|
74'
|
| DM |
22 |
Ideal Mate
|
| RM |
9 |
Crush
|
| AM |
8 |
Vocaroo
|
| LM |
6 |
Haunter
|
| CF |
10 |
Feet
|
| Substitutions:
|
| RB |
17 |
Kickr |
|
74'
|
| DM |
19 |
Booty Thread |
|
74'
|
| Manager:
|
| Sexcopter !!DmLjci16Djv
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
1 |
Denim Dan
|
| RB |
7 |
Thom Browne
|
| CB |
22 |
Manbun
|
| LB |
11 |
Cole Mohr
|
| DM |
15 |
Freja Beha
|
| DM |
19 |
Casemods
|
| RM |
3 |
Hitler Youth
|
| CM |
5 |
No Poo |
|
87'
|
| LM |
9 |
Raf Simons
|
| SS |
14 |
Young Stalin
|
| CF |
34 |
Dick Ovens
|
| Substitutions:
|
| None
|
| Manager:
|
| KHS_Rowan !!YF6PybmnSBn
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
Sausagefest (/soc/)
|
|
|
Match Stats
|
|
| 9 (9)
|
Shots (On Target)
|
7 (5)
|
| 2 (0)
|
Fouls (Offside)
|
3 (0)
|
| 3
|
Free Kicks
|
2
|
| 0
|
Free Kicks scored
|
0
|
| 3
|
Corner Kicks
|
2
|
| 16
|
Interceptions
|
19
|
| 49%
|
Possession
|
51%
|
| 80
|
Passes Completed
|
83%
|
| 12
|
Tackles Won
|
7
|
| 2
|
Saves
|
6
|
/cgl/ v /wg/
| Stadium: Konami Stadium
|
24 August 2013, 19:30 UTC
|
Attendance: 1179
|
|
|
|
58', 85' Cunt Destroyer
|
|
|
| GK |
30 |
Peacock Feather
|
| RB |
24 |
Asherbee
|
| CB |
10 |
Photoshop
|
| CB |
4 |
Margaret
|
| LB |
20 |
Not A Fetish
|
| DM |
17 |
ITA
|
| DM |
19 |
Jealous Fatty
|
| CM |
23 |
Kipi
|
| RW |
20 |
Pixyteri
|
| LW |
14 |
Derpy-chan
|
| CF |
15 |
Dramu
|
| Substitutions:
|
| None
|
| Manager:
|
| molly !!dMAx/7Da7uM (absent)
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
57 |
Bliss
|
| RB |
7 |
Keep Calm |
|
75'
|
| CB |
36 |
Dark Side of the Moon
|
| CB |
12 |
Rainmeter
|
| LB |
15 |
Fuckscapes
|
| CM |
2 |
Boss Nigger
|
| CM |
6 |
Colorsplash
|
| RM |
9 |
Headphone Girl
|
| LM |
3 |
Descartes
|
| SS |
40 |
Spacecat
|
| CF |
78 |
Cunt Destroyer
|
| Substitutions:
|
| None
|
| Manager:
|
Tom !Cp4RoxaNNs!!M9Lj4qN1xpl
StoneyDucky !!DYDlR77coGn
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
Cunt Destroyer (/wg/)
|
|
|
Match Stats
|
|
| 6 (3)
|
Shots (On Target)
|
9 (4)
|
| 2 (1)
|
Fouls (Offside)
|
2 (0)
|
| 2
|
Free Kicks
|
2
|
| 0
|
Free Kicks scored
|
0
|
| 2
|
Corner Kicks
|
3
|
| 15
|
Interceptions
|
21
|
| 50%
|
Possession
|
50%
|
| 80%
|
Passes Completed
|
83%
|
| 12
|
Tackles Won
|
8
|
| 1
|
Saves
|
3
|
