2013 4chan Summer Cup Group C

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Summary

Matchday 1

Despite the efforts of Young Stalin to lead the /fa/shionistas to victory, /wg/ took the victory in a surprisingly hard-fought match. Cunt Destroyer well and truly destroyed the cunt of /fa/ at the end of the first half, and /wg/'s solid defensive play prevent /fa/ from any further goals. Early signs pointed towards Group C becoming a face-off between /soc/ and /wg/.

Perennial underdog /cgl/ remained scoreless through all 90 minutes of this match, despite the lound, neverending cheers of their "fans." The cries of "SEAGULLS SEAGULLS SEAGULLS" will forever echo through our minds, but even this motivation wasn't enough for the Seagulls. /soc/ scored two unanswered goals, both within the last minutes of each half, with no opportunity for /cgl/ to equalize or even attempt to preserve their honor.

Matchday 2

An impressive early lead by /wg/ was wiped out by cheeky and impressive late-game goals by /soc/, rendering this the third draw of the day. Notable for Ken commenting that /soc/ would find it hard to equalize the game at the 77" minute with /wg/ leading 3-1. Full-on offensive panic by /wg/ was unable to give them the lead in the last 8 minutes of the match.

Cries of "SEAGULLS SEAGULLS SEAGULLS" filled the air as as dead team /cgl/ blew out /fa/. Gracen Ivorinne returned to comment and brought the magic of the Babbies with him as /cgl/ overcame the immense defensive and offensive pressure of /fa/ to relegate them to the Autumn Babby.

Matchday 3

With /fa/ already relegated, all they could do was try to spoil it for /soc/, but with a missing /fa/ manager, hopes were slim. A last-minute goal by Young Stalin preserved what remained of /fa/'s honor, but /soc/ had no challenge to winning the game.

/cgl/'s cunts were destroyed by Cunt Destroyer as /wg/ managed to suppress the magic of dead teams. A mostly expected result, with very little chance of this particular ded team advancing even with their victory over /fa/.

Standings

Team Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
Soc icon.png /soc/ 3 2 1 0 7 4 3 7
Wg icon.png /wg/ 3 2 1 0 7 4 3 7
Cgl icon.png /cgl/ 3 1 0 2 1 4 -3 3
Fa icon.png /fa/ 3 0 0 3 2 5 -3 0


/wg/ v /fa/

Stadium: Konami Stadium 16 August 2013, 19:00 UTC Attendance: 1167
Wg logo.png /wg/ 2–1 /fa/ Fa logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Cunt Destroyer Goal 39'45+' Goal 29' Young Stalin



GK 1 Bliss
RB 4 Keep Calm
CB 91 Apocalyptic
CB 3 Rainmeter
LB 2 Fuckscapes Substituted off 63'
DM 7 Goldblum Substituted off 63'
DM 21 Noir Booked 80'
AM 9 Headphone Girl
AM 8 Descartes Booked 4'
SS 10 Spacecat
CF 11 Cunt Destroyer
Substitutions:
LB 45 Ronald Raygun Substituted in 63'
DM 34 Original Content Substituted in 63'
Manager:
Tom !Cp4RoxaNNs!!M9Lj4qN1xpl
StoneyDucky !!DYDlR77coGn
2013sc group c-wg fa.png
GK 1 Denim Dan
RB 18 Cara Delevigne
CB 29 Fuccboi
LB 11 Cole Mohr Substituted off 63'
DM 15 Freja Beha
DM 19 Casemods
RM 3 Hitler Youth
CM 5 No Poo
LM 9 Raf Simons Booked 50'
SS 14 Young Stalin
CF 34 Dick Ovens
Substitutions:
LB 7 Thom Browne Substituted in 63'
Manager:
KHS_Rowan !!YF6PybmnSBn

Man of the Match:
Cunt Destroyer (/wg/)

Match Stats
10 (6) Shots (On Target) 12 (5)
3 (0) Fouls (Offside) 2 (0)
2 Free Kicks 3
0 Free Kicks scored 0
0 Corner Kicks 2
20 Interceptions 20
52% Possession 48%
81% Passes Completed 80%
9 Tackles Won 11
2 Saves 4

/soc/ v /cgl/

Stadium: Camp Nou 16 August 2013, 19:30 UTC Attendance: 1261
Soc logo.png /soc/ 2–0 /cgl/ Cgl logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Crush Goal 44'
Feet Goal 86'



GK 12 Timestamp
RB 20 Time Line
CB 4 Milkshakes With Three Dudes Substituted off 75'
CB 5 slug.jpg
LB 15 Tumblr
CM 22 Ideal Mate Booked 33' Substituted off 75'
CM 11 Sausagefest
RM 9 Crush
AM 8 Vocaroo
LM 6 Haunter Booked 46'
CF 10 Feet
Substitutions:
CB 16 Rate My Cock Substituted in 75'
CM 18 Puddems Substituted in 75'
Manager:
Sexcopter !!DmLjci16Djv
2013sc group c-soc cgl.png
GK 1 Peacock Feather
RB 10 Asherbee
CB 3 Photoshop
CB 6 Margaret
LB 13 Not A Fetish
DM 17 Ita
DM 19 Jealous Fatty
CM 16 Kipi
RM 23 Pixyteri
LM 14 Derpy-chan
CF 15 Dramu
Substitutions:
None
Manager:
molly !!dMAx/7Da7uM (absent)

Man of the Match:
Crush (/soc/)

Match Stats
10 (8) Shots (On Target) 6 (2)
5 (0) Fouls (Offside) 3 (0)
3 Free Kicks 5
0 Free Kicks scored 0
5 Corner Kicks 2
25 Interceptions 27
47% Possession 53%
73% Passes Completed 75%
6 Tackles Won 6
3 Saves 4

/wg/ v /soc/

Stadium: Benito Villamarin 18 August 2013, 19:00 UTC Attendance: 1497
Wg logo.png /wg/ 3–3 /soc/ Soc logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Cunt Destroyer Goal 2'6'
Headphone Girl Goal 76'
Goal 28' Crush
Goal 79'84' Haunter



GK 1 Bliss
RB 4 Keep Calm Substituted off 70'
CB 5 Dark Side of the Moon
CB 3 Rainmeter
LB 2 Fuckscapes Substituted off 70'
DM 7 Goldblum
DM 69 Boss Nigger Substituted off 70'
AM 9 Headphone Girl
AM 8 Descartes
SS 10 Spacecat
CF 11 Cunt Destroyer
Substitutions:
BR 45 Ronald Raygun Substituted in 70'
LB 14 Widescreen Substituted in 70'
DM 34 Original Content Substituted in 70'
Manager:
Tom !Cp4RoxaNNs!!M9Lj4qN1xpl
StoneyDucky !!DYDlR77coGn
2013sc group c-wg soc.png
GK 13 Sluttiest Thing Done
RB 21 Circlejerker #2
CB 20 Time Line Substituted off 70'
CB 3 Drunk Rejects Substituted off 70'
LB 4 Milkshakes With Three Dudes
DM 19 Booty Thread
DM 22 Ideal Mate Substituted off 70'
RW 9 Crush Booked 30'
AM 8 Vocaroo
LW 6 Haunter
CF 10 Feet
Substitutions:
CB 14 Contactfag Substituted in 70'
CB 5 slug.jpg Substituted in 70'
DM 11 Sausagefest Substituted in 70'
Manager:
Sexcopter !!DmLjci16Djv

Man of the Match:
Cunt Destroyer (/wg/)

Match Stats
8 (5) Shots (On Target) 7 (5)
0 (0) Fouls (Offside) 3 (0)
3 Free Kicks 0
0 Free Kicks scored 0
2 Corner Kicks 5
28 Interceptions 20
49% Possession 51%
82% Passes Completed 75%
7 Tackles Won 9
3 Saves 2

/fa/ v /cgl/

Stadium: Stadio Olimpico 18 August 2013, 19:30 UTC Attendance: 1496
Fa logo.png /fa/ 0–1 /cgl/ Cgl logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Goal 63' Dramu



GK 24 Dadcore
RB 18 Cara Delevigne
CB 29 Fuccboi
LB 11 Cole Mohr
DM 15 Freja Beha
DM 39 Yohji Yamamoto
RM 3 Hitler Youth
CM 5 No Poo Substituted off 30'
LM 9 Raf Simons
SS 14 Young Stalin
CF 34 Dick Ovens
Substitutions:
CM 10 UUUUHHHH Substituted in 30' Booked 58' Substituted off 78'
CM 20 thefaggotstore Substituted in 78'
Manager:
KHS_Rowan !!YF6PybmnSBn
2013sc group c-fa cgl.png
GK 1 Peacock Feather
RB 3 Photoshop
CB 10 Asherbee
CB 6 Margaret
LB 13 Not A Fetish
DM 17 Ita
DM 19 Jealous Fatty
CM 16 Kipi
RM 23 Pixyteri
LM 14 Derpy-chan
CF 15 Dramu
Substitutions:
None
Manager:
molly !!dMAx/7Da7uM (absent)

Man of the Match:
Dramu (/cgl/)

Match Stats
10 (6) Shots (On Target) 8 (3)
4 (1) Fouls (Offside) 2 (0)
2 Free Kicks 4
0 Free Kicks scored 0
2 Corner Kicks 4
26 Interceptions 15
45% Possession 55%
79% Passes Completed 74%
10 Tackles Won 6
1 Saves 5

/soc/ v /fa/

Stadium: Konami Stadium 24 August 2013, 19:00 UTC Attendance: 1175
Soc logo.png /soc/ 2–1 /fa/ Fa logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Feet Goal 39'
Vocaroo Goal 57'
Goal 90+' Young Stalin



GK 1 Surf Mode
RB 4 Milkshakes With Three Dudes Substituted off 74'
CB 23 Find A Fuckbuddy
CB 2 Heaven
LB 16 Rate My Cock
DM 11 Sausagefest Substituted off 74'
DM 22 Ideal Mate
RM 9 Crush
AM 8 Vocaroo
LM 6 Haunter
CF 10 Feet
Substitutions:
RB 17 Kickr Substituted in 74'
DM 19 Booty Thread Substituted in 74'
Manager:
Sexcopter !!DmLjci16Djv
2013sc group c-soc fa.png
GK 1 Denim Dan
RB 7 Thom Browne
CB 22 Manbun
LB 11 Cole Mohr
DM 15 Freja Beha
DM 19 Casemods
RM 3 Hitler Youth
CM 5 No Poo Booked 87'
LM 9 Raf Simons
SS 14 Young Stalin
CF 34 Dick Ovens
Substitutions:
None
Manager:
KHS_Rowan !!YF6PybmnSBn

Man of the Match:
Sausagefest (/soc/)

Match Stats
9 (9) Shots (On Target) 7 (5)
2 (0) Fouls (Offside) 3 (0)
3 Free Kicks 2
0 Free Kicks scored 0
3 Corner Kicks 2
16 Interceptions 19
49% Possession 51%
80 Passes Completed 83%
12 Tackles Won 7
2 Saves 6

/cgl/ v /wg/

Stadium: Konami Stadium 24 August 2013, 19:30 UTC Attendance: 1179
Cgl logo.png /cgl/ 0–2 /wg/ Wg logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Goal 58'85' Cunt Destroyer



GK 30 Peacock Feather
RB 24 Asherbee
CB 10 Photoshop
CB 4 Margaret
LB 20 Not A Fetish
DM 17 ITA
DM 19 Jealous Fatty
CM 23 Kipi
RW 20 Pixyteri
LW 14 Derpy-chan
CF 15 Dramu
Substitutions:
None
Manager:
molly !!dMAx/7Da7uM (absent)
2013sc group c-cgl wg.png
GK 57 Bliss
RB 7 Keep Calm Booked 75'
CB 36 Dark Side of the Moon
CB 12 Rainmeter
LB 15 Fuckscapes
CM 2 Boss Nigger
CM 6 Colorsplash
RM 9 Headphone Girl
LM 3 Descartes
SS 40 Spacecat
CF 78 Cunt Destroyer
Substitutions:
None
Manager:
Tom !Cp4RoxaNNs!!M9Lj4qN1xpl
StoneyDucky !!DYDlR77coGn

Man of the Match:
Cunt Destroyer (/wg/)

Match Stats
6 (3) Shots (On Target) 9 (4)
2 (1) Fouls (Offside) 2 (0)
2 Free Kicks 2
0 Free Kicks scored 0
2 Corner Kicks 3
15 Interceptions 21
50% Possession 50%
80% Passes Completed 83%
12 Tackles Won 8
1 Saves 3