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|ranking= 43   <small>({{increase|6}})</small>
|ranking= 34   <small>({{increase|9}})</small>
|high_ranking= 10th
|high_ranking= 10th
|high_date= June 13th, 2021
|high_date= June 13th, 2021
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|low_date= December 18th, 2022
|low_date= December 18th, 2022
|scorer= CLANG
|scorer= CLANG
|goals= 37
|goals= 38
|assister= CLANG
|assister= CLANG
|assists= 21
|assists= 22
|captain= Eggman
|captain= Eggman
|w= 17
|w= 18
|d= 7
|d= 8
|l= 18
|l= 19
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|gf= 90
|ga= 85
|ga= 94
|win_home= egg
|win_home= egg
|win_away= gbfg
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|first_score_away= 1
|first_score_away= 1
|first_date= June 2nd, 2017
|first_date= June 2nd, 2017
|vgl_appearances= 11
|vgl_appearances= 12
|first_vgl_appearance= [[/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers]]
|first_vgl_appearance= [[/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers]]
|best_vgl_result= 7th
|best_vgl_result= 7th
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We are those dedicated to maintaining the small, drifting playerbases of (sometimes obscure, sometimes dead) engineering-related games by pouring them into a single general.<br>
We are those dedicated to maintaining the small, drifting playerbases of (sometimes obscure, sometimes dead) engineering-related games by pouring them into a single general.<br>
Then arguing about what the hell is meant by 'engineering' in this context.
Then arguing over what the hell 'engineering' means in this context.


Have you been blessed by the presence of CLANG today?<br>
Have you been blessed by the presence of CLANG today?<br>
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====<div style="display:inline-block;background:#616161;color:#ff4141;font-family:sans-serif;padding-left:10px;width:calc(80%);border-top-left-radius:8px;border-left:solid"><span style="font-size:1.1em">VGL 19 onwards - The Heresy Arc</span></div>====
====<div style="display:inline-block;background:#616161;color:#ff4141;font-family:sans-serif;padding-left:10px;width:calc(80%);border-top-left-radius:8px;border-left:solid"><span style="font-size:1.1em">VGL 19 onwards - The Heresy Arc</span></div>====
<strong>VGL 19's</strong> horrific spaghetti performance cemented the Omnissiah's abandonment of /egg/.<br>It was time... <strong>to make our own tactics.</strong><br><br>In the <strong>VGL X-2 Qualifiers</strong>, the managing began. Poorly. The game against <strong>[[/bag/]]</strong> failed miserably, then got even worse against <strong>[[/uma/]]</strong>. Suddenly, an Anon in the thread revealed that he had actually played PES before. Some timely advice on his end turned things around so fast that <strong>[[/wtg/]]</strong> suffered a surprise defeat, preventing total humiliation on our end. Someone who's played the game before knows how it works? Shocking, I know.<br>Sadly, this wasn't enough to keep us in the running for that league.<br><br><strong>VGL 21</strong> started off strong and finally dragged us off the bottom of the pile, but sadly some tactical jokery and medal-benching tomfoolery couldn't get us out of groups (especially against <strong>[[/vgt/]]</strong>, good lord they wiped the floor with everyone) so we had to settle for King of the Qualies.<br><br>
<strong>VGL 19's</strong> horrific spaghetti performance cemented the Omnissiah's abandonment of /egg/.<br>It was time... <strong>to make our own tactics.</strong><br><br>
 
In the <strong>VGL X-2 Qualifiers</strong>, the managing began. Poorly. The game against <strong>[[/bag/]]</strong> failed miserably, then got even worse against <strong>[[/uma/]]</strong>. Suddenly, an Anon in the thread revealed that he had actually played PES before. Some timely advice on his end turned things around so fast that <strong>[[/wtg/]]</strong> suffered a surprise defeat, preventing total humiliation on our end. Someone who's played the game before knows how it works? Shocking, I know.<br>Sadly, this wasn't enough to keep us in the running for that league.<br><br>
 
<strong>VGL 21</strong> started off strong and finally dragged us off the bottom of the pile, but sadly some tactical jokery and medal-benching tomfoolery couldn't get us out of groups (especially against <strong>[[/vgt/]]</strong>, good lord they wiped the floor with everyone) so we had to settle for King of the Qualies.<br><br>
 
<strong>VGL 22</strong> was 4/10, it was alright. Literally, there were 10 goals in our matches and 4 were ours. A poor showing against <strong>[[/gbpen/]]</strong> meant that our <strong>[[/psg/]]</strong> victory and valiant effort against <strong>[[/lcg/]]</strong> still lead to us dropping out through goal difference. New players Icarus, Boiling Water and Amazon Warehouse Wagie - along with the new model for FAILURE - got their time on the pitch though, so that was nice.<br><br>


==Info==
==Info==
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REMOVE MANAGER remove manager you are worst manager. you are the manager idiot you are the manager smell.
REMOVE MANAGER remove manager you are worst manager. you are the manager idiot you are the manager smell.
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Note from the caretaker: This team is eternally on autopilot because none of us understand divegrass, so if anyone wants to take the reins for tactics then look for me in Discord (or just yell in the thread).
<br>
I'd try them myself but {{greentext|implying I play PES}}, and trusting an """AI""" fits our theme
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<strong>- {{anonymous|Possum}}</strong>
<strong>- {{anonymous|Possum}}</strong>
<br><br>
<br><br>
<strong>POI as of VGL 22 [https://boards.4chan.org/vg/thread/474660506#p474783831 here]
<strong>POI as of VGL 22 [https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/474660506/#474783831 here]
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<br>
Match recordings [https://implying.fun/team/egg/ here]</strong>
Match recordings [https://implying.fun/team/egg/ here]</strong>
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{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=Eggman {{captain}}}}
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=Eggman {{captain}}}}
{{sq start player |no=2 |pos=CB |name=EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME}}
{{sq start player |no=2 |pos=CB |name=EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME}}
{{sq start player |no=3 |pos=CB |name=Icarus}} <!-- Gas The Marek -->
{{sq start player |no=3 |pos=CB |name=Boiling Water}}
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name=aeiou}}
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name=aeiou}}
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=DMF |name=The Chad Stormworks Player}}
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=DMF |name=The Chad Stormworks Player}}
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{{sq player |no=7 |pos=GK |name=Square-chan}}
{{sq player |no=7 |pos=GK |name=Square-chan}}
{{sq player |no=8 |pos=LB |name={{greentext|Structural Integrity}}}}
{{sq player |no=8 |pos=LB |name={{greentext|Structural Integrity}}}}
{{sq player |no=9 |pos=CB |name=Boiling Water}} <!-- John Madden -->
{{sq player |no=9 |pos=CB |name=Icarus}}
{{sq player |no=10 |pos=CB |name=Jebediah Kerman}}
{{sq player |no=10 |pos=CB |name=Jebediah Kerman}}
{{sq player |no=11 |pos=CB |name=SPIDERTRON}}
{{sq player |no=11 |pos=CB |name=SPIDERTRON}}
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=RB |name=FAILURE}}
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=RB |name=FAILURE}}
{{sq player |no=13 |pos=DMF |name=BLUE, HURT}}
{{sq player |no=13 |pos=DMF |name=BLUE, HURT}}
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=DMF |name=Satisfactory}} <!-- Nick "Unification" Smart -->
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=DMF |name=Satisfactory}}
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CMF |name=Godforsaken Astronaut}}
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CMF |name=Godforsaken Astronaut}}
{{sq player |no=16 |pos=CMF |name=Anataeus Vaya}}
{{sq player |no=16 |pos=CMF |name=Anataeus Vaya}}
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[[File:EggCLANG.gif|256px]]
[[File:EggCLANG.gif|256px]]
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[[File:EggChaos.png|256px]]
[[File:EggChaos.gif|256px]]
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[[File:EggThom.gif|256px]]
[[File:EggThom.gif|256px]]
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It looks like incomprehensible spaghetti (even to its creator) but runs at 100% efficiency and any changes you make will probably break it so, please, don't touch it.
<i>"All in all, it works pretty good if I don't touch anything. Literally. If I get too close to the cars I cause the whole thing to jam."</i><br><br>
- Anon, creator of [https://imgur.com/a/badbagel-warning-contains-spaghetti-XNu3NZW BadBagel's Centrifuge]


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Look at this motherfucker. He can make a plane with less material than the average Ikea cabinet that somehow takes off with the acceleration of a rocket booster.<br>
Look at this man. He will make a plane with the same mass as an Ikea wardrobe that takes off in seconds.<br>How does the engine work? Why does it work? He doesn't know.<br>He doesn't care.
Suck it Elon you Apartheid nepobaby THIS guy's gonna be the first to Mars, and he won't even be using a fucking spacesuit.


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The Madman of Kerbin himself.<br><br>
The Madman of Kerbin himself.<br>
On loan from {{team away|kspg}} while they decide if they're alive or not, this guy has no sense of fear and an addiction for adrenaline. For most KSP players he's dead by their third mission.
On loan from {{team away|kspg}} while they decide if they're alive or not, this guy has no sense of fear and an addiction for adrenaline. For most KSP players he's dead by their third mission.


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[[File:EggMarek.png|164px]]<br><br>
[[File:EggMarek.png|164px]]<br><br>
Bumbling idiot, or genius exit scammer?
Bumbling idiot, or genius exit scammer?
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[[File:EggJohn.png|164px]]<br><br>
[[File:EggJohn.png|164px]]<br><br>
{{tt|Having two Moonbase Alpha reps was a bit silly.|His football is now carried by aeiou in remembrance.}}
Having two {{tt|Moonbase Alpha reps|His football is now carried by aeiou in remembrance.}} was a bit silly.
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[[File:EggSerb.png|164px]]<br><br>
[[File:EggSerb.png|164px]]<br><br>
{{tt|Server's down.<br>Again.|The utterance of every player when a server finally decides it can't handle the strain of whatever batshit, CPU-consuming monstrosities are being built within it.}}
Server's down.<br>Again.
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[[File:EggShiny.png|164px]]<br><br>
[[File:EggShiny.png|164px]]<br><br>
The warcry of those who wish to be <strong>WITNESSED
The warcry of those who wish to be <strong>WITNESSED
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[[File:EggBrad.png|164px]]<br><br>
[[File:EggBrad.png|164px]]<br><br>
{{tt|"It's... it's a troop carrier, General"|The unfortunate bastard child of higher-ups meddling with the design of what was ostensibly a troop carrier - now an amphibious masterpiece of an over 10-foot-high scout vehicle with infantry weapon portholes, an AA cannon, anti-tank missiles, a budget of $14 billion, over a decade of development... and no room for carrying troops. At least, that's if you believe Col. James Burton. He's a bit of a fibber.}}
"It's... it's a {{tt|troop carrier|Unfortunate bastard child of meddling higher-ups; a masterpiece of an amphibious over-10-foot-high scout vehicle with infantry portholes, AA cannon, anti-tank missiles, a budget of $14 billion, over a decade of development... and no room for troops. At least, that's if you believe Col. James Burton. He's a bit of a fibber.}}, General"
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[[File:EggHulk.png|164px]]<br><br>
[[File:EggHulk.png|164px]]<br><br>
{{tt|"Space hulk". A vast, asymmetrical spaceship...|...born from the remains of smaller, derelict ships (functioning or otherwise) grafted onto one another. Ugly, yet strangely beautiful. Created back when /seg/ and /svgg/-posters still flew the Warbros banner, her form was purely for function in raids against the unwitting Argentinian denizens of some public server they descended on to colonise for their own. The lemon-coated creation was tragically from an era before any of us considered saving her as a blueprint for future generations. As such, her glorious yellow figure was never able to be truly represented on the pitch. Rest In Peace, Space Princess.}}
{{tt|"Space hulk". A vast, asymmetrical spaceship...|...born from the remains of smaller, derelict ships (functioning or otherwise) grafted onto one another. Ugly, yet strangely beautiful. Created back when /seg/ and /svgg/-posters still flew the Warbros banner, her form was purely for function in raids against the unwitting Argentinian denizens of some public server they descended on to colonise for their own. The lemon-coated creation was tragically from an era before any of us considered saving her as a blueprint for future generations. As such, her glorious yellow figure was never able to be truly represented on the pitch. Rest In Peace, Space Princess.}}
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[[File:EggKeen.png|164px]]<br><br>
[[File:EggKeen.png|164px]]<br><br>
{{tt|Shitass company<br>Shitass game|The exasperated call of an engie suffering from the shitty Keencode in a game that could have been so much more.}}
Shitass company.<br>Shitass game.
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[[File:EggBlan.gif|164px]]<br><br>
[[File:EggBlan.gif|164px]]<br><br>
{{tt|Shitass mechanic<br>Dead meme.|Planets got added to Spengies after years of delays, and they were as mediocre as people should have expected. Got the least votes by far in popularity polls.}}
{{tt|Shitass mechanic.|Planets got added to Spengies after years of delays, and they were as mediocre as people should have expected. Got the least votes by far in popularity polls.}}<br>Dead meme.


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All (recorded) matches can be seen [https://implying.fun/team/egg/ here].
All (recorded) matches can be seen [https://implying.fun/team/egg/ here].


=== Official Matches ===
=== Official Matches === <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -->


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| align=center | 5 - 0
| align=center | 5 - 0
| <small>CLANG {{goal|24||45+2||90+0}}, Mechanically. {{goal|65||84}}
| <small>CLANG {{goal|24||45+2||90+0}}, Mechanically. {{goal|65||84}}
| colspan="2"  | <small><strong>CLANG with the 9.0!
| colspan="2"  | <small><strong>CLANG with the 9.0!</strong> First ever in the VGL, in fact!


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| <small>Timely PES knowledge from anon
| <small>Timely PES knowledge from anon


|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"<!-- win:"ccffcc" draw:"ffffcc" loss:"ffcccc" -->
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|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
| colspan="7"  | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -->
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| style="font-weight:bold;background:#ffcccc" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 22]]<br>[[/vg/ League 22#Group K|Group K]]
| 2024, June 9th
| {{team away|psg}}
| align=center | 3 - 2
| colspan="2"  | <small>CLANG {{goal|45+1}}, Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|50||72}}</small> <!-- Mechanically assist, Chaos assist, Thomas assist | Mechanically MotM | 4 saves -->
| <small>New on the pitch: Icarus, Boiling Water</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 2024, June 15th
| {{team away|gbpen}}
| align=center | 3 - 0
| colspan="2"  | <small>uh oh</small> <!-- 2 saves -->
| <small>New on the pitch: Satisfactory</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| 2024, June 21st
| {{team away|lcg}}
| align=center | 1 - 1
| <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|88}}</small> <!-- CLANG assist | Mechanically MotM | 3 saves -->
| <small>Curses, out on GD</small>
| <small>Satisfactory -> Amazon Warehouse Wagie</small>
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"<!-- win:"ccffcc" draw:"ffffcc" loss:"ffcccc" -->
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| colspan="7"  | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -->


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=== Unofficial Matches ===
=== Unofficial Matches === <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -->


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| colspan="3" | <small>Note: this is hearsay because the match wasn't recorded</small>
| colspan="3" | <small>Note: this is hearsay because the match wasn't recorded</small>


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|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
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|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="background:#f5f5f5;font-weight:bold" rowspan="1" align=center | [[/vg/ League 23 Friendlies|'23 Friendlies]]
 
| 2024, October 4th
| {{team away|hgg2d}} <strong>- Perverts vs Autists
| align=center| 2 - 3
| colspan="2" | <small>Mechanically. {{goal|84}}, CLANG {{goal|90 + 1}}</small>
| <small>CLANG {{yel|42}}</small>


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=== Tag Team Matches === <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -->
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!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Opponent
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|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="background:#ffcccc;font-weight:bold" rowspan="2" align=center | [[/vg/ League Randomized Tag Team Cup 3|/vg/ RTTC 3]]<br>as {{team away|spess}}
| 2024, August 23rd
| {{team away|sfmc}}
| align=center| 2 - 3
| colspan="3" | <small>Thomasformer {{goal|30}}, I WILL SET THE SEAS ABLAZE {{goal|71}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 2024, August 24th
| {{team away|aniplex}}
| align=center| 0 - 4
| colspan="2" | <small>good lord</small>
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
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|} <!-- win:"ccffcc" draw:"ffffcc" loss:"ffcccc" <small>player {{goal|time}} {{yel|time}} -->


== Music ==
== Music ==
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==Player Autistics==
==Player Autistics==


Stats as of: <strong>End of VGL 21</strong>
Stats as of <strong>[[/vg/ League 22|VGL 22]]</strong> groups end


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!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Assists
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!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| MotMs
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | MotMs
|-bgcolor="edda74"
|- bgcolor="edda74"
| CLANG
| CLANG
| 37
| 38||22||12
| 21
|- bgcolor="d5d5d5"
| 12
| Mechanically Engineered Autism
|-
| 28 || bgcolor="d3a890" | 15 || 6
| bgcolor="d5d5d5" | Mechanically Engineered Autism
| bgcolor="d5d5d5" | 25
| bgcolor="d3a890" | 14
| bgcolor="d5d5d5" | 6
|-
|-
| bgcolor="d3a890" | Thomasformer
| bgcolor="d3a890" | Thomasformer
| bgcolor="d3a890" | 11
| bgcolor="d3a890" | 11 || 10 || bgcolor="d3a890" | 1
| 9
| bgcolor="d3a890" | 1
|-
|-
| Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons
| Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons
| 6
| 8 || bgcolor="d5d5d5" | 16 || 0
| bgcolor="d5d5d5" | 16
| 0
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|-
| Chaos Engine
| Chaos Engine
| 1
| 1 || 4 || 0
| 3
| 0
|-
| Gas The Marek
| 1
| 1
| 0
|-
|-
| Turrents
| Turrents
| 1
| 1 || 2 || 0
| 1
| 0
|-
|-
| EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME
| Early Access Sandbox Game
| 1
| 1 || 0 || 0
| 0
| 0
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|-
| The Chad Stormworks Player
| 0 || 1 || 0
|- style="color:#a1a1a1"
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| 1 || 1 || 0
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| 0
|- style="color:#a1a1a1"
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| 0
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| Nick "Unification" Smart
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!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Keeper
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Saves
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Saves
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| Eggman
| Eggman || 98
| 89
|-
|-
| Nick "Unification" Smart
| Early Access Sandbox Game || 2
| 3
|-
|-
| Early Access Sandbox Game
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!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Player
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Date
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Date
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Match
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Match
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Record
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Record
|-
|-
| bgcolor="ccffcc"| '''Landing Gear On Rotors On Pistons'''
| bgcolor="ccffcc" | '''Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons'''
| 2020 June 7th
| 2020 June 7th || '''[[/vg/ League 14|VGL 14]]''' {{team away|mcg}}
| '''[[/vg/ League 14|VGL 14]]''' {{team away|mcg}}
| '''Latest goal in a regulation length match''', scoring at '''{{tt|90+8'|97:18}}''' (beating the previous record by one second!)
| '''Latest goal in a regulation length match''', scoring at '''{{tt|90+8'|97:18}}''' (beating the previous record by one second!)
|-
|-
| bgcolor="ccffcc"|'''CLANG'''
| bgcolor="ccffcc" | '''CLANG'''
| 2021 June 4th
| 2021 June 4th || '''[[/vg/ League 16|VGL 16]]''' {{team away|gbfg}}
| '''[[/vg/ League 16|VGL 16]]''' {{team away|gbfg}}
| The '''first official VGL 9.0 player rating'''! P̮̞̲̼̰͞R̞̳̯̹͙ͅA̲I̩̣̝̙͍͢S҉͉̱̰͓̦̩̪E̵̱̹͔ͅ ҉C̩͖͍L̝̞̹̮̠̘A̭̘N̼̫̬͖̫͓G̜̝͈͓!̜̲̹̬̺̼'''
| The '''first official VGL 9.0 player rating'''! P̮̞̲̼̰͞R̞̳̯̹͙ͅA̲I̩̣̝̙͍͢S҉͉̱̰͓̦̩̪E̵̱̹͔ͅ ҉C̩͖͍L̝̞̹̮̠̘A̭̘N̼̫̬͖̫͓G̜̝͈͓!̜̲̹̬̺̼'''
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!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Award
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | League
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| League
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Award
|-
|-
| style="background:#ccffcc" | '''Best Anthem - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEwxguHUi_U Hymn To Breaking Strain]'''
| '''[[/vg/ League 16|VGL 17]]''' || style="background:#ccffcc" | '''Best Anthem - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEwxguHUi_U Hymn To Breaking Strain]'''
| '''[[/vg/ League 16|VGL 17]]'''
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!style="background:#b1b1b1"| Retard moment
|-
|-
| bgcolor="ffcccc"| '''aeiou'''
| bgcolor="ffcccc"| '''aeiou''' || 2019 December 21st
| 2019 December 21st
| '''[[/vg/ League 13|VGL 13]]''' {{team away|vrg}}
| '''[[/vg/ League 13|VGL 13]]''' {{team away|vrg}}
| <strong>/egg/'s first own goal</strong>. Bounced directly off his ass, and lost us the match. Good job, son.
| <strong>/egg/'s first own goal</strong>. Bounced directly off his ass, and lost us the match. Good job, son.
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==Exports==
==Exports==


If something's fucked, I swear it's CLANG's doing<br>
If something's fucked, I swear it's CLANG's doing<br><br>
<strong>------------------------> RTTC 3 EXPORT [https://mega.nz/file/5lgwkaKB#YA9VZypNdED1Q_HhPgnv8KdlKixvkYXR8sNuSTb67Co HERE]</strong><br>


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'''[[/vg/ League 23|VGL 23]]'''<br>(PES 17)
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|
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|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|
[- Aesthetic,]<br>
[- Music,] [- Tactic]
|-
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'''[[/vg/ League 22|VGL 22]]'''<br>(PES 19)
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|
[https://mega.nz/file/ZhpxQDID#3y-48knJhYdqLwB8Li8fFK4sMyfvJ1pLZpC9BQHdKRM Aesthetic,]<br>
[https://mega.nz/file/9hQWUBAC#6rsKFZkD7QPcE6B6opAJAevPSzDH2E9aanJigyzYEag Music,] [https://mega.nz/file/c0YxDIBS#Jlt-a50I42z6D2EwLzItLxkS554MfrTseSK0K5yMvlI Tactic]
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|
--
|-
!style="color:#414141; background:#818181; font-size=140%; "align="center"|
'''[[/vg/ League 21|VGL 21]]'''<br>(PES 19)
'''[[/vg/ League 21|VGL 21]]'''<br>(PES 19)
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|

Latest revision as of 17:37, 26 October 2024

/egg/
Praise CLANG!
Egg logo.png
/egg/ - Engineering Games General
Founded May 5th, 2017
Manager Kovarex
Owner Wube Software Ltd.
IRL manager PossumT !!jPvacTJAMhh
Team colors
Chat color C11200
Blood! Blood for the CLANG God!
Ranking 34 (increase 9)
Highest rank 10th (June 13th, 2021)
Lowest rank 51st (December 18th, 2022)
Top scorer CLANG (38)
Top assister CLANG (22)
Captain Eggman
Website /egg/ - Engineering Games General
Nickname Formerly /svgg/
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
18 8 19 45 40%
GF GA GD
90 94 -4
Biggest win
/egg/ Egg icon.png 5–0 Gbfg icon.png /gbfg/
June 4th, 2021
(prev. 5-0 Feg icon.png /feg/, 2019/06/05)
Biggest defeat
/egg/ Egg icon.png 1–7 @ icon.png /@/
December 9th, 2022
First match
/egg/ Egg icon.png 0–1 Pg icon.png /pg/
June 2nd, 2017
/vg/ League
Appearances 12 (First in /vg/ League 8 Qualifiers)
Best result 7th, /vg/ League 12, /vg/ League 14
Team music
Anthem Hymn to Breaking Strain
Victory Anthem E.G.G.M.A.N.
Goal horn Dinosauroid
Kits


We are those dedicated to maintaining the small, drifting playerbases of (sometimes obscure, sometimes dead) engineering-related games by pouring them into a single general.
Then arguing over what the hell 'engineering' means in this context.

Have you been blessed by the presence of CLANG today?

History

In The Beginning...

When first formed in VGL 8, the team was entirely Eggman because there were no other aesthetics and we dropped out after a mediocre qualifying group performance. With little remaining interest, we lowered it into the grave.

VGL 12 to 15 - Rebirth & The Curse

The will of The Omnissiah compelled us to try again many years later, and a resurrected /egg/ (now with actual models) managed to autopilot all the way through to 7th place in VGL 12 with the power of broken physics.
What followed was a rollercoaster ride of results with a dramatic fall to 40th place in VGL 13 after a horrible group stage, riding a meme train of 17 CBs all the way back up to joint 7th with /domg/ for VGL 14, then failing to leave the group stage with 2 losses once again in VGL 15. The team had gained the curse (...or blessing, maybe?) of a cycle between failure and success, even going as far as identical results: exiting the group stage on odd-numbered leagues, followed by only losing to the champions in quarterfinals - even as far as drawing & winning the same number of matches during even leagues. However...

VGL 16 to 18 - The Curse Wavers

VGL 16's /akg/ match weakened the cycle with the team losing earlier than usual to one that did not survive the final game. The eggs were no longer balanced. VGL 17 continued to buck the trend by letting us escape the clutches of Group D for a rematch (note: unsuccessful) against /drg/. VGL 18 finally ended the cycle - an even league with the literal worst group showing we'd ever had.

VGL 19 onwards - The Heresy Arc

VGL 19's horrific spaghetti performance cemented the Omnissiah's abandonment of /egg/.
It was time... to make our own tactics.

In the VGL X-2 Qualifiers, the managing began. Poorly. The game against /bag/ failed miserably, then got even worse against /uma/. Suddenly, an Anon in the thread revealed that he had actually played PES before. Some timely advice on his end turned things around so fast that /wtg/ suffered a surprise defeat, preventing total humiliation on our end. Someone who's played the game before knows how it works? Shocking, I know.
Sadly, this wasn't enough to keep us in the running for that league.

VGL 21 started off strong and finally dragged us off the bottom of the pile, but sadly some tactical jokery and medal-benching tomfoolery couldn't get us out of groups (especially against /vgt/, good lord they wiped the floor with everyone) so we had to settle for King of the Qualies.

VGL 22 was 4/10, it was alright. Literally, there were 10 goals in our matches and 4 were ours. A poor showing against /gbpen/ meant that our /psg/ victory and valiant effort against /lcg/ still lead to us dropping out through goal difference. New players Icarus, Boiling Water and Amazon Warehouse Wagie - along with the new model for FAILURE - got their time on the pitch though, so that was nice.

Info

REMOVE MANAGER remove manager you are worst manager. you are the manager idiot you are the manager smell.

We management now.
- Possum

POI as of VGL 22 here
Match recordings here

Roster

No. Position Player
1
  GK
Eggman Captain
2
  CB
EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME
3
  CB
Boiling Water
4
  CB
aeiou
5
  DMF
The Chad Stormworks Player
6
  CMF
>Physician
19
  LMF
Chaos Engine
20
  AMF
Thomasformer
22
  RMF
Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons
21
  SS
Mechanically Engineered Autism
23
  CF
CLANG Vice-captain
No. Position Player
7
  GK
Square-chan
8
  LB
>Structural Integrity
9
  CB
Icarus
10
  CB
Jebediah Kerman
11
  CB
SPIDERTRON
12
  RB
FAILURE
13
  DMF
BLUE, HURT
14
  DMF
Satisfactory
15
  CMF
Godforsaken Astronaut
16
  CMF
Anataeus Vaya
17
  LMF
Turrents
18
  RMF
DAKKA

Meet The Starters

The big boys up front, forging a path forwards of scientific discovery. Very slowly. They're not actually trying to, they just want to blow things up faster.


Eggman
Sonic The Hedgehog franchise

Mechanically Engineered Autism
Most /egg/s

CLANG
H̸͕̮E͕̗̱̠ͅ ̛͓̫͙̖C͖̪̪̣̼O̞͟M̭̥̻͚̘Ḛ͖̼͍́S̨̹̰̫̮͖͚͇

Chaos Engine
Besiege

Thomasformer
Machinecraft

Landing Gear On Rotors On Pistons
Space Engineers

The Chad Stormworks Player
Stormworks

>Physician
Robocraft

Jebediah "Motherfucking" Kerman
Kerbal Space Program

SPIDERTRON
Factorio

FAILURE
Infinifactory

#1 (Captain) #21 #23 #19 #20 #22 #5 #6 #10 #11 #12

EggMan.png

EggAuts.gif

EggCLANG.gif

EggChaos.gif

EggThom.gif

EggLand.png

EggChad.png

EggDumb.png

EggJeb.png

EggSpidertron.gif

EggDead.png

He has an announcement to make.

"All in all, it works pretty good if I don't touch anything. Literally. If I get too close to the cars I cause the whole thing to jam."

- Anon, creator of BadBagel's Centrifuge

You are building your ship, when you hear the distant sound of metal on metal.
As the sound creeps closer, you cry, for you know what will come.
All you can do is pray that he does not take you.

Yep, it's a flaming ball attached to some sawblades.
A highly unsafe device born during the height of /v/'s foray into the mechanics of Besiege, this baby can produce enough torque to tear apart any contraption.

All the way from the Isle of Sodor, the brainchild of a madman and a bangin' battlehorn by the Vengaboys, give it up for ya boi MOTHERFUCKING THOMASFORMERRRRRRRRRRR

Shaking hands with danger to achieve strange goals during the construction of mining vehicles. Combinations of moving parts that are questionably safe at best and deadly at worst.

Look at this man. He will make a plane with the same mass as an Ikea wardrobe that takes off in seconds.
How does the engine work? Why does it work? He doesn't know.
He doesn't care.

"Dude I don't want to do physics and maths to play this shit, I'm not a fucking physician, I just want to fucking play lego robots.
Fuck off with your boring school crap."

- Lost child, /rcg/ c. 2014

The Madman of Kerbin himself.
On loan from Kspg icon.png /kspg/ while they decide if they're alive or not, this guy has no sense of fear and an addiction for adrenaline. For most KSP players he's dead by their third mission.

God damn look at those legs

The remains of some poor schmuck who was unwittingly placed in a position they were clearly not qualified for.


Meet The Benchwarmers

Just as good (usually) as the main lads, but they do feel a bit underappreciated sometimes.


EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME
Steam Early Access

Icarus
Dyson Sphere Program

aeiou?
aeiou!

Square-chan (formerly Robokek)
Robocraft

>Structural Integrity
Highly subjective

Boiling Water
Everything

BLUE, HURT
An insane Finnish man

Satisfactory
Satisfactory

Godforsaken Astronaut
Randy Regier

Anataeus Vaya
Opus Magnum

Turrents
Factorio

DAKKA
WAAAGH

#2 #3 #4 #7 #8 #9 #13 #14 #15 #16 #17 #Ayteen

EggSand.png

EggIcarus.png

Eggaeiou.png

EggSqua.gif

EggStruct.png

EggBoil.png

EggBlue.png

EggSatis.png

EggGodf.png

EggVaya.png

EggTurr.gif

EggDAKKA.png

Alright, so you're making a game. You've got the physics. The blocks, the items and the player models. The multiplayer might even function! It's time to put it on the store to let people have an early look at your dream child.
...content? What the fuck is 'content'?

Employee of a mysterious galaxy-spanning conglomerate, this mech WILL steal your sun's energy output and there's nothing those stupid robots can do about it

Football!

The poster girl for meta-shitpost shipbuilding, renamed for herself rather than the long-dead game she represents. Arguably BobdaBiscuit's most famous child before Thomasformer (yes, the madman made both).

We appreciate the sentiment, but it's more of an afterthought when you're going for efficiency.

Coal. Nuclear. Even fusion, when we get around to it.
If it generates heat, we WILL use it to boil water.

It's a robot that uses artificial neurons to simulate pain.
Invented by a Finn, obviously.

Not optimised enough for megabases, but enough to ruin the landscape with industrial monstrosities.
It's alright/10.

A representative for all the poor bastards lost to unscheduled re-entries and the void of space.

The autistic alchemist. He just wants to make compounds in peace, kindly stop bothering him and let him continue with his work.

The unsung hero of xenophobic expansionism. Remember to keep the ammo topped up!
Yes that's how it's spelled, stop asking.

Dis greenboi's gotta lotta gunz, and 'e's not afraid ta use 'em. EVERYFIN needs more dakka ya filfy grot.


Graveyard

The players voted out for various reasons - not relevant any more, not quite popular enough, or just plain dumb.


Marek Rosa
Keen Code House

John Madden
John Madden Football

RIP SERB
Space Engineers

SHINY AND CHROME
WITNESS MEEEE

M1 Bradley
Pentagon Wars

Lemonhulk
Space Engineers

KEEEEEEEEN
Keen Code House

BLANEDS
Space Engineers

EggMarek.png

Bumbling idiot, or genius exit scammer?

EggJohn.png

Having two Moonbase Alpha reps was a bit silly.

EggSerb.png

Server's down.
Again.

EggShiny.png

The warcry of those who wish to be WITNESSED

EggBrad.png

"It's... it's a troop carrier, General"

EggHulk.png

"Space hulk". A vast, asymmetrical spaceship...

EggKeen.png

Shitass company.
Shitass game.

EggBlan.gif

Shitass mechanic.
Dead meme.


Gallery

Full page here (in early access) - ingame shots of the players as they do their thing.

Match History

All (recorded) matches can be seen here.

Official Matches

Competition Date Opponent Result Scorers
/vg/ League 8
Qualifiers B 		2017, June 2nd Pg icon.png /pg/ 0 - 1 John Madden Booked 76'
2017, June 3rd Agdg icon.png /agdg/ 1 - 3 Smug Marek Goal 22'
2017, June 4th Civ4xg icon.png /civ4xg/ 1 - 0 KEEEEEEEEN Goal 73'
/vg/ League 12
Group I 		2019, June 9th Agdg icon.png /agdg/ 2 - 2 CLANG Goal 16', Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 78'
2019, June 15th Feg icon.png /feg/ 5 - 0 Thomasformer Goal 15', 56', EARLY ACCESS. Goal 42', Mechanically. Goal 59', CLANG Goal 70'
2019, June 21st Vitagen icon.png /vitagen/ 2 - 0 CLANG Goal 75', Chaos Engine Goal 84'
Round of 16 2019, June 29th Gfg icon.png /gfg/ 4 - 2 Thomasformer Goal 20', CLANG Goal 45+2' (pen.), 50', 75' (the first of many hat tricks)
Quarterfinals 2019, June 30th Dbg icon.png /dbg/ 0 - 1 >Physician Booked 36'
/vg/ League 13
Group B 		2019, November 22nd Drg icon.png /drg/ 2 - 3 Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons Goal 19', CLANG Goal 52'
2019, December 1st Vrg icon.png /vrg/ 3 - 4 Mechanically. Goal 11', CLANG Goal 27', Thomasformer Goal 72' FUCKING AEIOU Scored 81'
2019, December 7th Alg icon.png /alg/ 1 - 1 Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 89'
/vg/ League 14
Group K 		2020, June 7th Mcg icon.png /mcg/ 4 - 2 CLANG Goal 4', 24', Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons Goal 38', 90+8'
2020, June 13th Nepgen icon.png /nepgen/ 4 - 1 CLANG Goal 6', 53', 55', Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons Goal 15'
2020, June 19th Mggg icon.png /mggg/ 2 - 2 CLANG Goal 25', 90+1'
Round of 16 2020, June 27th D2g icon.png /d2g/ 1 - 1 Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 76' Penalties: 4 - 1 (CLANG Scored, Thomas. Scored, Mechanically. Scored, Landing. Scored
Quarterfinals 2020, June 28th Ssbg icon.png /ssbg/ 1 - 3 CLANG Goal 35'
/vg/ League 15
Group E 		2020, November 21st Hgg2d icon.png /hgg2d/ 1 - 4 Thomasformer Goal 26' ...we just couldn't Alice.
2020, November 27th 2hug icon.png /2hug/ 5 - 2 CLANG Goal 16', Landing Gear. Goal 31', Thomasformer Goal 43', 86', Mechanically. Goal 74'
2020, December 6th Drag icon.png /drag/ 2 - 3 Thomasformer Goal 26', CLANG Goal 36'
/vg/ League 16
Group L 		2021, May 23rd Eftg icon.png /eftg/ 4 - 1 Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 21', 35', 56', CLANG Goal 75'
2021, May 29th Fg icon.png /fg/ 1 - 0 CLANG Goal 7'
2021, June 4th Gbfg icon.png /gbfg/ 5 - 0 CLANG Goal 24', 45+2', 90+0', Mechanically. Goal 65', 84' CLANG with the 9.0! First ever in the VGL, in fact!
Round of 16 2021, June 12th Akg icon.png /akg/ 3 - 3 Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 59', CLANG Goal 85', 90+3' Early Access. Booked 78' Penalties: 0 - 2 (FOUR MISSES)
/vg/ League 17
Group D 		2021, November 26th Wtg icon.png /wtg/ 4 - 3 Thomasformer Goal 7', Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 70', 80', Turrents Goal 90+1'
2021, December 5th Dng icon.png /dng/ 1 - 5 CLANG Goal 69' >Physician Booked 45+0'
2021, December 11th Utg icon.png /utg/ 4 - 2 Thomasformer Goal 10', CLANG Goal 37', 86', Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 55'
Survival Round 2021, December 17th Drg icon.png /drg/ 1 - 2 Thomasformer Goal 43'
/vg/ League 18
Group D 		2022, June 17th Ggg icon.png /ggg/ 1 - 1 CLANG Goal 59' Non-canon eggsdra dime ended in a 1 - 3 loss
2022, June 26th Vn icon.png /vn/ 1 - 2 CLANG Goal 39'
2022, July 2nd Twg icon.png /twg/ 0 - 2 6 damn saves from Eggman, with nothing to back them up
/vg/ League 19
Group L 		2022, November 27th Indie icon.png /indie/ 0 - 1 Complete fukken spaghetti-fest if I do say so myself
2022, December 3rd きらら icon.png /きらら/ 2 - 2 Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 26', CLANG Goal 56'
2022, December 9th @ icon.png /@/ 1 - 7 CLANG Goal 9' The Chad Booked 33' thi̺̜͗sͪ is the la̤ͤͤst s̑͝t́raẘ̸̢͜ gǫ͉̜̻̺̅̀̐̀͋̀̈̊̚d͓̜̮̤̈́͑ͩ̋̍ͩ͋͌ͩ͢ d̦͉ͩ̾am̵̛̹̬͂ͭ̒̑ͪ͟n̸̛͔̦ͭͣ͟͠ iͦt͉͟
/vg/ League X-2
Qualifiers B 		2023, June 2nd Bag icon.png /bag/ 1 - 3 Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons Goal 45 + 0' Landing Gear. Booked 21' The tictacs begin... poorly
2023, June 3rd Uma icon.png /uma/ 0 - 5 Well that soiled it
2023, June 4th Wtg icon.png /wtg/ 3 - 1 Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 48, 68, 74' (and an 8.5!) >Physician Booked 53' Timely PES knowledge from anon
/vg/ League 21
Qualifiers A 		2023, November 17th Tf2g icon.png /tf2g/ 2 - 1 Mechanically Legendary Autism Goal 15, 60'
2023, November 18th Assg icon.png /assg/ 1 - 0 Mechanically Legendary Autism Goal 45'
2023, November 19th Ink icon.png /ink/ 3 - 2 Epically Engineered Autism Goal 31', Landing Gear on Rares on Pistons Goal 53', RARE CLANG Goal 64' WE'RE BACK BABYYYYY
Group J 2023, November 26th Vgt icon.png /vgt/ 2 - 5 Mechanically Legendary Autism Goal 14, 32'
2023, December 2nd Nikg icon.png /nikg/ 2 - 2 COMMON CLANG Goal 17', Legendary on Rotors on Pistons Goal 89'
2023, December 8th Gbpen icon.png /gbpen/ 3 - 3 RARE CLANG Goal 14, 36, 45+1' Common Engine Booked 84' It was alright.
/vg/ League 22
Group K 		2024, June 9th Psg icon.png /psg/ 3 - 2 CLANG Goal 45+1', Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 50', 72' New on the pitch: Icarus, Boiling Water
2024, June 15th Gbpen icon.png /gbpen/ 3 - 0 uh oh New on the pitch: Satisfactory
2024, June 21st Lcg icon.png /lcg/ 1 - 1 Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 88' Curses, out on GD Satisfactory -> Amazon Warehouse Wagie

Unofficial Matches

Competition Date Opponent Result Scorers
'13 Friendlies 2019, September 29th Dfg icon.png /dfg/ - The Lever Room Bowl 0 - 2
2019, October 4th Kspg icon.png /kspg/ - The Space Bowl 0 - 1 huehuehu we stole jeb after this
'14 Friendlies 2020, March 22 Tf2g icon.png /tf2g/ - The Engie Bowl 1 - 2 Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 66'
2020, March 27 Digi icon.png /digi/ - The Forsaken Autopilot Final 3 - 4 CLANG Goal 15', 21', 86' Mechanically. Booked 74', Landing Gear. Booked 82'
'15 Friendlies 2020, September 25th R6g icon.png /r6g/ - The B owlsiege 1 - 2 CLANG Goal 90 + 1' KEEEEEEEEN Booked 15'
'16 Friendlies 2021, March 27th Indie icon.png /indie/ - The Early Accessb Owl 2 - 3 Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 61', CLANG Goal 90 + 2'
'17 Friendlies 2021, October 3rd Ssbg icon.png /ssbg/ - The VGL14 Grudgem Atch 3 - 2 Chaos Engine Goal 34', CLANG Goal 42', Mechanically. Goal 68' Landing Gear. Booked 77'
'19 Friendlies 2022, September 16th Ss13g icon.png /ss13g/ - The 2022 Cargonian War of Independence 3 - 0 Landing Gear. Goal 6', Mechanically. Goal 21', Thomasformer Goal 35'
2022, September 23rd D2g icon.png /d2g/ - The Micromanagement Bowl 1 - 2 CLANG Goal 71'
X-2 Friendlies 2023, March 25th Akg icon.png /akg/ - The Mobile City Bowl 2 - 4 Landing Gear. Goal 4', Mechanically. Goal 45+0'
2023, March 26th Aceg icon.png /aceg/ - The Aircraft & Artillery Bowl 6 - 2 Mechanically. Goal 15', CLANG Goal 69'
2023, April 2nd Mmg icon.png /mmg/ - The Stand (Man or Machine) 2 - 3 Note: this is hearsay because the match wasn't recorded
'23 Friendlies 2024, October 4th Hgg2d icon.png /hgg2d/ - Perverts vs Autists 2 - 3 Mechanically. Goal 84', CLANG Goal 90 + 1' CLANG Booked 42'

Tag Team Matches

Competition Date Opponent Result Scorers
/vg/ RTTC 3
as Spess icon.png /spess/ 		2024, August 23rd Sfmc icon.png /sfmc/ 2 - 3 Thomasformer Goal 30', I WILL SET THE SEAS ABLAZE Goal 71'
2024, August 24th Aniplex icon.png /aniplex/ 0 - 4 good lord

Music

Every good team needs some bangers to listen to while figuring out how to automate the next science tier.

Main Themes Goalhorns Chants

Team Anthem - Hymn To Breaking Strain

File:EggAnthem (Hymn to Breaking Strain).mp3

Victory Anthem - E.G.G.M.A.N.
File:EggVictory (E.G.G.M.A.N.).mp3

Clean Sheet Victory - Moonbase Alpha
File:EggClean (Moonbase Alpha).mp3

Main Goalhorn - Dinosauroid

File:EggHorn Default.mp3

CLANG - Metal Machine Music
File:EggHorn CLANG.mp3

Mechanically Engineered - Create Machines
File:EggHorn Mechanically.mp3

Thomas - THOMAS THE PARTY LELGINE
File:EggHorn Thomas.mp3

Jeb - Everybody Wants To Be An Astronaut
File:EggHorn Jeb.mp3

aeiou & John Madden - Azumadden Daeiou
File:EggHorn aeiou.mp3

Own Goal - Trust Me, I'm An Engineer!
File:EggHorn Own.mp3

The Announcement

File:EggChant ANNOUNCEMENT.mp3

Shadow's dick
File:EggChant Shadow.mp3

Another Chinese earthquake
File:EggChant Chinese.mp3

CBT patriots
File:EggChant CBT.mp3

Moon comrades
File:EggChant Moon Comrades.mp3

Gmod metal collisions
File:EggChant GMod.mp3

MAKE PEEENIS INTO ROBOT
File:EggChant MAKE PEEENIS.mp3

Jonathon Coulton - The Future Soon
File:EggChant Future.mp3

Trust me, I'm an engineer!
File:EggChant Trust.mp3

Pentagon Wars
Adventures in bureaucracy

...fourteen.
File:EggChant Pent Fourteen.mp3

Portholes.
File:EggChant Pent Portholes.mp3

A scout?
File:EggChant Pent Scout.mp3

What are "sheep specs"?!
File:EggChant Pent Sheep.mp3

The Bradley
File:EggChant Pent Bradley.mp3

Player Autistics

Stats as of VGL 22 groups end

Player Goals Assists MotMs
CLANG 38 22 12
Mechanically Engineered Autism 28 15 6
Thomasformer 11 10 1
Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons 8 16 0
Chaos Engine 1 4 0
Turrents 1 2 0
Early Access Sandbox Game 1 0 0
The Chad Stormworks Player 0 1 0
Gas The Marek 1 1 0
KEEEEEEEEN 1 0 0
Nick "Unification" Smart 0 1 0


Saves

Keeper Saves
Eggman 98
Early Access Sandbox Game 2
Square-chan 1
Nick "Unification" Smart 3

Eggman is our pride and joy, so we made him captain then stuck him in goal. Don't worry, we definitely know what we're doing.

Records

Player Date Match Record
Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons 2020 June 7th VGL 14 Mcg icon.png /mcg/ Latest goal in a regulation length match, scoring at 90+8' (beating the previous record by one second!)
CLANG 2021 June 4th VGL 16 Gbfg icon.png /gbfg/ The first official VGL 9.0 player rating! P̮̞̲̼̰͞R̞̳̯̹͙ͅA̲I̩̣̝̙͍͢S҉͉̱̰͓̦̩̪E̵̱̹͔ͅ ҉C̩͖͍L̝̞̹̮̠̘A̭̘N̼̫̬͖̫͓G̜̝͈͓!̜̲̹̬̺̼


Team Awards

League Award
VGL 17 Best Anthem - Hymn To Breaking Strain


Physicians

Player Date Match Retard moment
aeiou 2019 December 21st VGL 13 Vrg icon.png /vrg/ /egg/'s first own goal. Bounced directly off his ass, and lost us the match. Good job, son.

Exports

If something's fucked, I swear it's CLANG's doing

------------------------> RTTC 3 EXPORT HERE

League Main Friendly

VGL 23
(PES 17)

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[- Aesthetic,]
[- Music,] [- Tactic]

VGL 22
(PES 19)

Aesthetic,
Music, Tactic

--

VGL 21
(PES 19)

Aesthetic,
Music, Tactic

--

VGL X-2
(PES 19)

Aesthetic,
Music, Tactic

Aesthetic,
Music, Tactic

VGL 19
(PES 21)

Aesthetic,
Music, Auto

Aesthetic,
Music, Auto

VGL 18
(PES 21)

Aesthetic,
Music, Auto

--

VGL 17
(PES 19)

Aesthetic,
Music, Auto

Aesthetic,
Music, Auto

VGL 16
(PES 21)

Aesthetic,
Music, Auto

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VGL 15
(PES 21)

Aesthetic,
Music, Auto

Aesthetic,
Music, Auto

VGL 14
(PES 16)

Aesthetic,
Music, Auto

Aes. lost lmao,
Music, Auto

VGL 13
(PES 16)

Aes., Prof.,
Music, Auto

Aes., Prof.,
Music, Auto

VGL 12
(PES 16)

Aes., Prof.,
Music, Auto

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