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| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px" bgcolor="C11200"| <strong>Eggman</strong><br>''Sonic The Hedgehog franchise''
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| align="center" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>#1 (Captain)<strong>
 
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<strong>Eggman</strong><br><i>Sonic The Hedgehog franchise
''"I've come to make an announcement:''<br>
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''Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife.''<br>
 
''That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking''<br>
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''wife and he said his dick was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting".''<br>
<strong>Mechanically Engineered Autism</strong><br><i>Most /egg/s
''So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got''<br>
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''a small dick, its the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what?''<br>
 
''Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all point, no quills, no pillows,''<br>
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''look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what?''<br>
<strong>CLANG</strong><br><i>H̸͕̮E͕̗̱̠ͅ ̛͓̫͙̖C͖̪̪̣̼O̞͟M̭̥̻͚̘Ḛ͖̼͍́S̨̹̰̫̮͖͚͇
''I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS.''<br>
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''Except I'm not pissing on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON THE MOON.''<br>
 
''HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!''<br>
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''You have twenty-three hours before the piss drop-el-ets hit the fucking Earth,''<br>
 
''now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too."''
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He has an announcement to make.
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| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px" bgcolor="e0c068"| <strong>Mechanically Engineered Autism</strong><br>''Most /egg/s''
| align="center" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>#21<strong>
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It may look like incomprehensible spaghetti to you<br>
It may look like incomprehensible spaghetti to you<br>
(...and its creator) but it runs at 100% efficiency<br>
(...and its creator) but it runs at 100% efficiency<br>
and any changes you make will probably make it<br>
and any changes you make will probably break it so,<br>
stop working so, please, don't touch it.
please, don't touch it.
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| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;color:#c11200" bgcolor="000000"| <strong>CLANG</strong><br>''H̸͕̮E͕̗̱̠ͅ ̛͓̫͙̖C͖̪̪̣̼O̞͟M̭̥̻͚̘Ḛ͖̼͍́S̨̹̰̫̮͖͚͇''
| align="center" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>#23<strong>
|-
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You are building your ship, when you hear<br>
You are building your ship, when you hear<br>
the distant sound of metal on metal.<br><br>
the distant sound of metal on metal.<br><br>
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for you know what will come.<br><br>
for you know what will come.<br><br>
All you can do is pray<br>
All you can do is pray<br>
that he does not take you.
that he does not take you.<br>
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  <td>testing
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Revision as of 17:41, 23 April 2024

/egg/
Praise CLANG!
Egg logo.png
/egg/ - Engineering Games General
Founded May 5th, 2017
Manager Kovarex
Owner Wube Software Ltd.
IRL manager PossumT !!jPvacTJAMhh
Team colors
Chat color C11200
Blood! Blood for the CLANG God!
Ranking 43 (increase 6)
Highest rank 10th (June 13th, 2021)
Lowest rank 51st (December 18th, 2022)
Top scorer CLANG (37)
Top assister CLANG (21)
Captain Eggman
Website /egg/ - Engineering Games General
Nickname Formerly /svgg/
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
17 7 18 42 40.48%
GF GA GD
83 85 -2
Biggest win
/egg/ Egg icon.png 5–0 Gbfg icon.png /gbfg/
June 4th, 2021
(prev. 5-0 Feg icon.png /feg/, 2019/06/05)
Biggest defeat
/egg/ Egg icon.png 1–7 @ icon.png /@/
December 9th, 2022
First match
/egg/ Egg icon.png 0–1 Pg icon.png /pg/
June 2nd, 2017
/vg/ League
Appearances 11 (First in /vg/ League 8 Qualifiers)
Best result 7th, /vg/ League 12, /vg/ League 14
Team music
Anthem Hymn to Breaking Strain
Victory Anthem E.G.G.M.A.N.

Goal horn Dinosauroid
Kits


We are those dedicated to maintaining the small, drifting playerbases of (sometimes obscure, sometimes dead) engineering-related games by pouring them into a single general.
Then arguing about what the hell is meant by 'engineering' in this context.

Have you been blessed by the presence of CLANG today?

History

In The Beginning...

When first formed in VGL 8, the team was entirely Eggman because there were no other aesthetics and we dropped out after a mediocre qualifying group performance. With little remaining interest, we lowered it into the grave.

VGL 12 to 15 - Rebirth & The Curse

The will of The Omnissiah compelled us to try again many years later, and a resurrected /egg/ (now with actual models) managed to autopilot all the way through to 7th place in VGL 12 with the power of broken physics.
What followed was a rollercoaster ride of results with a dramatic fall to 40th place in VGL 13 after a horrible group stage, riding a meme train of 17 CBs all the way back up to joint 7th with /domg/ for VGL 14, then failing to leave the group stage with 2 losses once again in VGL 15. The team had gained the curse (...or blessing, maybe?) of a cycle between failure and success, even going as far as identical results: exiting the group stage on odd-numbered leagues, followed by only losing to the champions in quarterfinals - even as far as drawing & winning the same number of matches during even leagues. However...

VGL 16 to 18 - The Curse Wavers

VGL 16's /akg/ match weakened the cycle with the team losing earlier than usual to one that did not survive the final game. The eggs were no longer balanced. VGL 17 continued to buck the trend by letting us escape the clutches of Group D for a rematch (note: unsuccessful) against /drg/. VGL 18 finally ended the cycle - an even league with the literal worst group showing we'd ever had.

VGL 19 onwards - The Heresy Arc

VGL 19's horrific spaghetti performance cemented the Omnissiah's abandonment of /egg/.
It was time... to make our own tactics.

In the VGL X-2 Qualifiers, the managing began. Poorly. The game against /bag/ failed miserably, then got even worse against /uma/. Suddenly, an Anon in the thread revealed that he had actually played PES before. Some timely advice on his end turned things around so fast that /wtg/ suffered a surprise defeat, preventing total humiliation on our end. Someone who's played the game before knows how it works? Shocking, I know.
Sadly, this wasn't enough to keep us in the running for that league.

VGL 21 started off strong and finally dragged us off the bottom of the pile, but sadly some tactical jokery and medal-benching tomfoolery couldn't get us out of groups (especially against /vgt/, good lord they wiped the floor with everyone) so we had to settle for King of the Qualies.

Info

REMOVE MANAGER remove manager you are worst manager. you are the manager idiot you are the manager smell.
Note from the caretaker: This team is eternally on autopilot because none of us understand divegrass, so if anyone wants to take the reins for tactics then look for me in Discord (or just yell in the thread).
I'd try them myself but >implying I play PES, and trusting an """AI""" fits our theme

We management now.
- Possum

Current latest POI (as of VGL 19) here
Match recordings here

Roster

No. Position Player
1
  GK
Eggman Captain
2
  CB
EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME
3
  CB
Icarus
4
  CB
aeiou
5
  DMF
The Chad Stormworks Player
6
  CMF
>Physician
19
  LMF
Chaos Engine
20
  AMF
Thomasformer
22
  RMF
Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons
21
  SS
Mechanically Engineered Autism
23
  CF
CLANG Vice-captain
No. Position Player
7
  GK
Square-chan
8
  LB
>Structural Integrity
9
  CB
Boiling Water
10
  CB
Jebediah Kerman
11
  CB
SPIDERTRON
12
  RB
FAILURE
13
  DMF
BLUE, HURT
14
  DMF
Satisfactory
15
  CMF
Godforsaken Astronaut
16
  CMF
Anataeus Vaya
17
  LMF
Turrents
18
  RMF
DAKKA

Meet The Starters

The big boys up front, forging a path forwards of scientific discovery. Very slowly. They're not actually trying to, they just want to blow things up faster.


Eggman
Sonic The Hedgehog franchise

Mechanically Engineered Autism
Most /egg/s

CLANG
H̸͕̮E͕̗̱̠ͅ ̛͓̫͙̖C͖̪̪̣̼O̞͟M̭̥̻͚̘Ḛ͖̼͍́S̨̹̰̫̮͖͚͇

#1 (Captain) #21 #22

EggMan.png

EggAuts.gif

EggCLANG.gif

He has an announcement to make.

It may look like incomprehensible spaghetti to you
(...and its creator) but it runs at 100% efficiency
and any changes you make will probably break it so,
please, don't touch it.

You are building your ship, when you hear
the distant sound of metal on metal.

As the sound creeps closer, you cry,
for you know what will come.

All you can do is pray
that he does not take you.

Chaos Engine
Besiege
#19

The nearest thing to >harnessing CLANG that's
ever existed. A highly unsafe device born during the
height of /v/'s foray into the mechanics of Besiege, it
consists of a flaming ball attached to multiple sawblades.

This baby can produce enough torque
to tear apart any vehicle.

EggChaos.png
Thomasformer
Machinecraft
#20

All the way from the Isle of Sodor,
the brainchild of a madman and a
bangin' battlehorn by the Vengaboys,
give it up for ya boi MOTHERFUCKING
THOMASFORMERRRRRRRRRRR

EggThom.gif
Landing Gear On Rotors On Pistons
Space Engineers
#22

Shaking hands with danger to achieve
strange goals during the construction of
mining vehicles. Combinations of moving
parts that are questionably safe at best
and deadly at worst.

EggLand.png
The Chad Stormworks Player
Stormworks
#5

Look at this motherfucker.
He can make a plane with less material than
the average Ikea cabinet that somehow takes
off with the acceleration of a rocket booster.

Suck it Elon you Apartheid faggot THIS
guy's gonna be the first to Mars, and he
won't even be using a fucking spacesuit

EggChad.png
>Physician
Robocraft
#6

"Dude I don't want to do physics and maths
to play this shit, I'm not a fucking physician,
I just want to fucking play lego robots.

Fuck off with your boring school crap."

- Lost child, /rcg/ c. 2014

EggDumb.png
Jebediah "Motherfucking" Kerman
Kerbal Space Program
#10

The madman of Kerbin himself.

On loan from Kspg icon.png /kspg/ while they decide if
they're alive or not, this guy has no sense of
fear and an addiction for adrenaline. For most
KSP players he's dead by their third mission.

EggJeb.png
SPIDERTRON
Factorio
#11

God damn look at those legs

EggSpidertron.gif
FAILURE
Infinifactory
#12

The remains of some poor schmuck
who was unwittingly placed in a position
they were clearly not qualified for.

EggDead.png


Meet The Benchwarmers

Just as good (usually) as the main lads, but they do feel a bit underappreciated sometimes.


EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME
Steam Early Access
#2

Alright, so you're making a game.
You've got the physics down. The blocks, items
and player models are all up and running. You think
the multiplayer might even function! It's time to put it
on the store to let people have an early look
at your dream child.

...content?
What the fuck is 'content'?

EggSand.png
Icarus
Dyson Sphere Program
#3

Employee of a mysterious power-
hungry conglomerate, this mech WILL
steal your sun's energy output and
there's nothing those stupid robots
can do about it

EggIcarus.png
aeiou?
aeiou!
#4

Football!

Eggaeiou.png
Square-chan (formerly Robokek)
Robocraft
#7

The poster girl for meta-shitpost
shipbuilding, renamed for herself
rather than the long-dead game she
represents. Arguably BobdaBiscuit's most
famous child before Thomasformer
(yes, the madman made both).

EggSqua.gif
>Structural Integrity
Highly subjective
#8

We appreciate the sentiment, but it's
more of an afterthought when you're
going for efficiency.

EggStruct.png
Boiling Water
Everything
#9

Coal. Nuclear. Even fusion,
when we get around to it.

If it generates heat, we
WILL use it to boil water.

EggBoil.png
BLUE, HURT
An insane Finnish man
#13

It's a robot that uses artificial
neurons to simulate pain.

Of course it was made by a Finn.

EggBlue.png
Nick "Unification" Smart
From The Depths
#14

Clearly, the best way to improve a game is
to remove mechanics by mashing them together
into something easier for the plebs to comprehend.

What a smart dev.

EggNick.png
Godforsaken Astronaut
Randy Regier
#15

A representative for all the poor
bastards lost to unscheduled
re-entries and the void of space.

EggGodf.png
Anataeus Vaya
Opus Magnum
#16

The autistic alchemist. He just wants to make
compounds in peace, kindly stop bothering him
and let him continue with his work.

EggVaya.png
Turrents
Factorio
#17

The unsung hero of xenophobic expansionism.
Remember to keep the ammo topped up!

Yes that's how it's spelled, stop asking.

EggTurr.gif
DAKKA
WAAAGH
#Ayteen

Dis greenboi's gotta lotta gunz,
and 'e's not afraid ta use 'em.
EVERYFIN needs more dakka ya filfy grot.

EggDAKKA.png


Meet The Rejects

The players voted out for various reasons - not relevant any more, not quite popular enough, or just plain dumb.


Marek Rosa
Keen Code House

EggMarek.png

Bumbling idiot, or genius scammer?

John Madden
John Madden Football

Football!

RIP SERB
Space Engineers
-7st

The utterance of every player when
a server finally decides it can't handle
the strain of whatever batshit, CPU-consuming
monstrosities are being built within its confines.

EggSerb.png
SHINY AND CHROME
WITNESS MEEEE
-6rd

The warcry of all those who wish
to be WITNESSED as their mortal
bodies succumb to the forces of
high-speed shenanigans.

EggShiny.png
M1 Bradley
Pentagon Wars
-5st

The unfortunate bastard child of higher-ups
meddling with the design of what was ostensibly
a troop carrier - now an amphibious masterpiece
of an over 10-foot-high scout vehicle with infantry
weapon portholes, an AA cannon, anti-tank
missiles, a budget of $14 billion, over a decade
of development... and no room for carrying troops.

At least, that's if you believe Col. James Burton.
He's a bit of a fibber.

EggBrad.png
Satisfactory
...Satisfactory
-4rd

Voted in as /egg/ enough for a new
player yet voted out in the final
poll for not being good enough.
Kind of like the game, really.

EggSatis.png
Lemonhulk
Space Engineers
-3st

"Space hulk". A term describing a vast, asymmetrical
spaceship created from the remains of smaller, derelict
ships (functioning or otherwise) grafted onto one another.
Ugly, yet strangely beautiful.
Created back when /seg/ and /svgg/-posters still flew
the Warbros banner, her form was purely for function in
raids against the unwitting Argentinian denizens of some
public server they descended on to colonise for their own.
The lemon-coated creation was tragically from an era
before any of us considered saving her as a blueprint
for future generations. As such, her glorious yellow figure
was never able to be truly represented on the pitch.

Rest In Peace, Space Princess.

EggHulk.png
KEEEEEEEEN
Keen Code House
-2st

The exasperated call of an engie suffering
from the shitty Keencode in a game that
could have been so much more. For correct
enunciation, think Kirk.

EggKeen.png
BLANEDS
Space Engineers
-1rdn't

Planets got added after years of delays,
and they were as mediocre as people should
have expected. Got the least votes by far in
popularity polls. Shit mechanic, dead meme.

EggBlan.gif


Gallery

Full page here (in early access) - ingame shots of the players as they do their thing.

Match History

All (recorded) matches can be seen here.

Official Matches

Competition Date Opponent Result Scorers
/vg/ League 8
Qualifiers B
2017, June 2nd Pg icon.png /pg/ 0 - 1 John Madden Booked 76'
2017, June 3rd Agdg icon.png /agdg/ 1 - 3 Smug Marek Goal 22'
2017, June 4th Civ4xg icon.png /civ4xg/ 1 - 0 KEEEEEEEEN Goal 73'
/vg/ League 12
Group I
2019, June 9th Agdg icon.png /agdg/ 2 - 2 CLANG Goal 16', Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 78'
2019, June 15th Feg icon.png /feg/ 5 - 0 Thomasformer Goal 15'56', EARLY ACCESS. Goal 42', Mechanically. Goal 59', CLANG Goal 70'
2019, June 21st Vitagen icon.png /vitagen/ 2 - 0 CLANG Goal 75', Chaos Engine Goal 84'
Round of 16 2019, June 29th Gfg icon.png /gfg/ 4 - 2 Thomasformer Goal 20', CLANG Goal 45+2' (pen.)50'75' (the first of many hat tricks)
Quarterfinals 2019, June 30th Dbg icon.png /dbg/ 0 - 1 >Physician Booked 36'
/vg/ League 13
Group B
2019, November 22nd Drg icon.png /drg/ 2 - 3 Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons Goal 19', CLANG Goal 52'
2019, December 1st Vrg icon.png /vrg/ 3 - 4 Mechanically. Goal 11', CLANG Goal 27', Thomasformer Goal 72' FUCKING AEIOU Scored 81'
2019, December 7th Alg icon.png /alg/ 1 - 1 Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 89'
/vg/ League 14
Group K
2020, June 7th Mcg icon.png /mcg/ 4 - 2 CLANG Goal 4'24', Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons Goal 38'90+8'
2020, June 13th Nepgen icon.png /nepgen/ 4 - 1 CLANG Goal 6'53'55', Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons Goal 15'
2020, June 19th Mggg icon.png /mggg/ 2 - 2 CLANG Goal 25'90+1'
Round of 16 2020, June 27th D2g icon.png /d2g/ 1 - 1 Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 76' Penalties: 4 - 1 (CLANG Scored, Thomas. Scored, Mechanically. Scored, Landing. Scored
Quarterfinals 2020, June 28th Ssbg icon.png /ssbg/ 1 - 3 CLANG Goal 35'
/vg/ League 15
Group E
2020, November 21st Hgg2d icon.png /hgg2d/ 1 - 4 Thomasformer Goal 26' ...we just couldn't Alice.
2020, November 27th 2hug icon.png /2hug/ 5 - 2 CLANG Goal 16', Landing Gear. Goal 31', Thomasformer Goal 43'86', Mechanically. Goal 74'
2020, December 6th Drag icon.png /drag/ 2 - 3 Thomasformer Goal 26', CLANG Goal 36'
/vg/ League 16
Group L
2021, May 23rd Eftg icon.png /eftg/ 4 - 1 Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 21'35'56', CLANG Goal 75'
2021, May 29th Fg icon.png /fg/ 1 - 0 CLANG Goal 7'
2021, June 4th Gbfg icon.png /gbfg/ 5 - 0 CLANG Goal 24'45+2'90+0', Mechanically. Goal 65'84' CLANG with the 9.0!
Round of 16 2021, June 12th Akg icon.png /akg/ 3 - 3 Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 59', CLANG Goal 85'90+3' Early Access. Booked 78' Penalties: 0 - 2 (FOUR MISSES)
/vg/ League 17
Group D
2021, November 26th Wtg icon.png /wtg/ 4 - 3 Thomasformer Goal 7', Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 70'80', Turrents Goal 90+1'
2021, December 5th Dng icon.png /dng/ 1 - 5 CLANG Goal 69' >Physician Booked 45+0'
2021, December 11th Utg icon.png /utg/ 4 - 2 Thomasformer Goal 10', CLANG Goal 37'86', Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 55'
Survival Round 2021, December 17th Drg icon.png /drg/ 1 - 2 Thomasformer Goal 43'
/vg/ League 18
Group D
2022, June 17th Ggg icon.png /ggg/ 1 - 1 CLANG Goal 59' Non-canon eggsdra dime ended in a 1 - 3 loss
2022, June 26th Vn icon.png /vn/ 1 - 2 CLANG Goal 39'
2022, July 2nd Twg icon.png /twg/ 0 - 2 6 damn saves from Eggman, with nothing to back them up
/vg/ League 19
Group L
2022, November 27th Indie icon.png /indie/ 0 - 1 Complete fukken spaghetti-fest if I do say so myself
2022, December 3rd きらら icon.png /きらら/ 2 - 2 Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 26', CLANG Goal 56'
2022, December 9th @ icon.png /@/ 1 - 7 CLANG Goal 9' The Chad Booked 33' thi̺̜͗sͪ is the la̤ͤͤst s̑͝t́raẘ̸̢͜ gǫ͉̜̻̺̅̀̐̀͋̀̈̊̚d͓̜̮̤̈́͑ͩ̋̍ͩ͋͌ͩ͢ d̦͉ͩ̾am̵̛̹̬͂ͭ̒̑ͪ͟n̸̛͔̦ͭͣ͟͠ iͦt͉͟
/vg/ League X-2
Qualifiers B
2023, June 2nd Bag icon.png /bag/ 1 - 3 Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons Goal 45 + 0' Landing Gear. Booked 21' The tictacs begin... poorly
2023, June 3rd Uma icon.png /uma/ 0 - 5 Well that soiled it
2023, June 4th Wtg icon.png /wtg/ 3 - 1 Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 48, 68, 74' (and an 8.5!) >Physician Booked 53' Timely PES knowledge from anon
/vg/ League 21
Qualifiers A
2023, November 17th Tf2g icon.png /tf2g/ 2 - 1 Mechanically Legendary Autism Goal 15, 60'
2023, November 18th Assg icon.png /assg/ 1 - 0 Mechanically Legendary Autism Goal 45'
2023, November 19th Ink icon.png /ink/ 3 - 2 Epically Engineered Autism Goal 31', Landing Gear on Rares on Pistons Goal 53', RARE CLANG Goal 64' WE'RE BACK BABYYYYY
Group J 2023, November 26th Vgt icon.png /vgt/ 2 - 5 Mechanically Legendary Autism Goal 14, 32'
2023, December 2nd Nikg icon.png /nikg/ 2 - 2 COMMON CLANG Goal 17', Legendary on Rotors on Pistons Goal 89'
2023, December 8th Gbpen icon.png /gbpen/ 3 - 3 RARE CLANG Goal 14, 36, 45+1' Common Engine Booked 84' It was alright.

Unofficial Matches

Competition Date Opponent Result Scorers
'13 Friendlies 2019, September 29th Dfg icon.png /dfg/ - The Lever Room Bowl 0 - 2
2019, October 4th Kspg icon.png /kspg/ - The Space Bowl 0 - 1 huehuehu we stole jeb after this
'14 Friendlies 2020, March 22 Tf2g icon.png /tf2g/ - The Engie Bowl 1 - 2 Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 66'
2020, March 27 Digi icon.png /digi/ - The Forsaken Autopilot Final 3 - 4 CLANG Goal 15'21'86' Mechanically. Booked 74', Landing Gear. Booked 82'
'15 Friendlies 2020, September 25th R6g icon.png /r6g/ - The B owlsiege 1 - 2 CLANG Goal 90 + 1' KEEEEEEEEN Booked 15'
'16 Friendlies 2021, March 27th Indie icon.png /indie/ - The Early Accessb Owl 2 - 3 Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 61', CLANG Goal 90 + 2'
'17 Friendlies 2021, October 3rd Ssbg icon.png /ssbg/ - The VGL14 Grudgem Atch 3 - 2 Chaos Engine Goal 34', CLANG Goal 42', Mechanically. Goal 68' Landing Gear. Booked 77'
'19 Friendlies 2022, September 16th Ss13g icon.png /ss13g/ - The 2022 Cargonian War of Independence 3 - 0 Landing Gear. Goal 6', Mechanically. Goal 21', Thomasformer Goal 35'
2022, September 23rd D2g icon.png /d2g/ - The Micromanagement Bowl 1 - 2 CLANG Goal 71'
X-2 Friendlies 2023, March 25th Akg icon.png /akg/ - The Mobile City Bowl 2 - 4 Landing Gear. Goal 4', Mechanically. Goal 45+0'
2023, March 26th Aceg icon.png /aceg/ - The Aircraft & Artillery Bowl 6 - 2 Mechanically. Goal 15', CLANG Goal 69'
2023, April 2nd Mmg icon.png /mmg/ - The Stand (Man or Machine) 2 - 3 Note: this is hearsay because the match wasn't recorded

Music

Every good team needs some bangers to listen to while figuring out how to automate the next science tier.

Main Themes Goalhorns Chants

Team Anthem - Hymn To Breaking Strain

File:EggAnthem (Hymn to Breaking Strain).mp3

Victory Anthem - E.G.G.M.A.N.
File:EggVictory (E.G.G.M.A.N.).mp3

Clean Sheet Victory - Moonbase Alpha
File:EggClean (Moonbase Alpha).mp3

Main Goalhorn - Dinosauroid

File:EggHorn Default.mp3

CLANG - Metal Machine Music
File:EggHorn CLANG.mp3

Mechanically Engineered - Create Machines
File:EggHorn Mechanically.mp3

Thomas - THOMAS THE PARTY LELGINE
File:EggHorn Thomas.mp3

Jeb - Everybody Wants To Be An Astronaut
File:EggHorn Jeb.mp3

aeiou & John Madden - Azumadden Daeiou
File:EggHorn aeiou.mp3

Own Goal - Trust Me, I'm An Engineer!
File:EggHorn Own.mp3

The Announcement

File:EggChant ANNOUNCEMENT.mp3

Shadow's dick
File:EggChant Shadow.mp3

Another Chinese earthquake
File:EggChant Chinese.mp3

CBT patriots
File:EggChant CBT.mp3

Moon comrades
File:EggChant Moon Comrades.mp3

Gmod metal collisions
File:EggChant GMod.mp3

MAKE PEEENIS INTO ROBOT
File:EggChant MAKE PEEENIS.mp3

Jonathon Coulton - The Future Soon
File:EggChant Future.mp3

Trust me, I'm an engineer!
File:EggChant Trust.mp3

Pentagon Wars
Adventures in bureaucracy

...fourteen.
File:EggChant Pent Fourteen.mp3

Portholes.
File:EggChant Pent Portholes.mp3

A scout?
File:EggChant Pent Scout.mp3

What are "sheep specs"?!
File:EggChant Pent Sheep.mp3

The Bradley
File:EggChant Pent Bradley.mp3

Player Autistics

Stats as of: End of VGL 21

Player Goals Assists MotMs
CLANG 37 21 12
Mechanically Engineered Autism 25 14 6
Thomasformer 11 9 1
Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons 6 16 0
Chaos Engine 1 3 0
Gas The Marek 1 1 0
Turrents 1 1 0
EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME 1 0 0
KEEEEEEEEN 1 0 0
The Chad Stormworks Player 0 1 0
Nick "Unification" Smart 0 1 0

Saves

Keeper Saves
Eggman 89
Nick "Unification" Smart 3
Early Access Sandbox Game 2
Square-chan 1

Eggman is our pride and joy, so we made him captain then stuck him in goal. Don't worry, we definitely know what we're doing.

Records

Player Date Match Record
Landing Gear On Rotors On Pistons 2020 June 7th VGL 14 Mcg icon.png /mcg/ Latest goal in a regulation length match, scoring at 90+8' (beating the previous record by one second!)
CLANG 2021 June 4th VGL 16 Gbfg icon.png /gbfg/ The first official VGL 9.0 player rating! P̮̞̲̼̰͞R̞̳̯̹͙ͅA̲I̩̣̝̙͍͢S҉͉̱̰͓̦̩̪E̵̱̹͔ͅ ҉C̩͖͍L̝̞̹̮̠̘A̭̘N̼̫̬͖̫͓G̜̝͈͓!̜̲̹̬̺̼


Team Awards

Award League
Best Anthem - Hymn To Breaking Strain VGL 17


Physicians

Player Date Match Retard moment
aeiou 2019 December 21st VGL 13 Vrg icon.png /vrg/ /egg/'s first own goal. Bounced directly off his ass, and lost us the match. Good job, son.

Exports

If something's fucked, I swear it's CLANG's doing

League Main Friendly

VGL 21
(PES 19)

Aesthetic,
Music, Tactic

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VGL X-2
(PES 19)

Aesthetic,
Music, Tactic

Aesthetic,
Music, Tactic

VGL 19
(PES 21)

Aesthetic,
Music, Auto

Aesthetic,
Music, Auto

VGL 18
(PES 21)

Aesthetic,
Music, Auto

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VGL 17
(PES 19)

Aesthetic,
Music, Auto

Aesthetic,
Music, Auto

VGL 16
(PES 21)

Aesthetic,
Music, Auto

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VGL 15
(PES 21)

Aesthetic,
Music, Auto

Aesthetic,
Music, Auto

VGL 14
(PES 16)

Aesthetic,
Music, Auto

Aes. lost lmao,
Music, Auto

VGL 13
(PES 16)

Aes., Prof.,
Music, Auto

Aes., Prof.,
Music, Auto

VGL 12
(PES 16)

Aes., Prof.,
Music, Auto

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