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Arknights is a chink gachashit mobile actually >fun tower defense game that takes place in a world full of edgy kemonomimi, angels with guns, Russians, and literal devils and vampires, all infected with rock cancer, and it's up to you as the Doctor to try and cure them of the plague. Allegedly. You spend a lot more time murdering infected people than actually curing them.
/akg/ meanwhile spends most of its time being huge fucking brainlets that don't know who to E2 next and still can't clear TR-15, at least until they reach zero sanity and start screaming about not being able to play for longer than 15 minutes and spamming random lyrics for hours.
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For doctors who used a guide for 0-1 (WIP)
Resting in Dorms
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Exports
Match History
Official Matches
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| June 7th, 2020 |  /pmmm/
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/vg/ League 14 | 2-5 L |  45+1' ZERO SANITY 68' Donkey
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| June 13th, 2020 |  /gfg/
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/vg/ League 14 | 0-3 L | |
| June 19th, 2020 |  /drg/
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/vg/ League 14 | 3-4 L | 29' ZERO SANITY  42' 8*7500 = 1 Million LMD (Assist: BLOCK CERO) 82' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: GAOOO) 90+5' ZERO SANITY (Assist: WA CHING WA CHING)
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| November 22nd, 2020 |  /llsifg/
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/vg/ League 15 | 3-3 D | 19' Horse Pussy 62' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: ZERO SANITY) 82' Donkey (Assist: ZERO SANITY)
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| November 28th, 2020 |  /fgog/
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/vg/ League 15 | 0-0 D | |
| December 4th, 2020 |  /r6g/
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/vg/ League 15 | 3-2 W | 18' Hantingu Hajimeru (Assist: Donkey) 24' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: Horse Pussy) 53' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Horse Pussy)
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| December 12th, 2020 |  /drag/
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/vg/ League 15 | 3-2 W (a.e.t.) | 54' Donkey (Assist: Hantingu Hajimeru) 90+0' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: Donkey) 114' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Hantingu Hajimeru)
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| December 13th, 2020 |  /dng/
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/vg/ League 15 | 2-1 W | 16' Mystic Mind (Assist: Donkey) 40' WA CHING WA CHING
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| December 13th, 2020 |  /ssbg/
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/vg/ League 15 | 1-1 W (a.e.t.) (4-2 Penalties) | 88' Donkey (Assist: WA CHING WA CHING)
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| December 13th, 2020 |  /xcg/
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/vg/ League 15 | 2-3 L | 45+2' That's XCOM Baby! (Assist: Donkey) 62' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: LappGOD)
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| May 21st, 2021 |  /hanny/
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/vg/ League 16 | 3-1 W | 13' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: Donkey) 28' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: Chenfromarknights) 75' ZERO SANITY (Assist: WA CHING WA CHING)
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| May 30th, 2021 |  /ink/
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/vg/ League 16 | 1-0 W | 90+0' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: LappGOD)
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| June 6th, 2021 |  /@/
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/vg/ League 16 | 2-3 L | 48' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey) 80' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: ZERO SANITY)
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| June 12th, 2021 |  /egg/
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/vg/ League 16 | 3-3 W (a.e.t.) (2-0 Penalties) | 34' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: LappGOD) 73' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey) 88' Donkey
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| June 13th, 2021 | /fgog/
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/vg/ League 16 | 3-2 W (a.e.t.) | 25' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey) 85' Donkey (Assist: LappGOD) 93' LappGOD
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| June 13th, 2021 |  /gbpen/
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/vg/ League 16 | 1-0 W | 64' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: Donkey)
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| June 13th, 2021 |  /hgg2d/
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/vg/ League 16 | 2-5 L | 23' Skadoo (Assist: LappGOD) 70' Skadoo
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| November 27th, 2021 |  /twg/
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/vg/ League 17 | 2-4 L | 4' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: ZERO SANITY) 23' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: Donkey)
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| December 3rd, 2021 |  /vrg/
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/vg/ League 17 | 4-2 W | 14' Donkey (Assist: LappGOD) 25' Donkey (Assist: ZERO SANITY) 68' C E O B E (Assist: Donkey) 84' ZERO SANITY (Assist: C E O B E)
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| December 12th, 2021 |  /indie/
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/vg/ League 17 | 2-7 L | 14' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: C E O B E) 26' Donkey (Assist: ZERO SANITY)
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| June 17th, 2022 |  /きらら/
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/vg/ League 18 | 6-1 W | 23' ZERO SANITY (Assist: doko) 32' ZERO SANITY 37' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey) 41' ZERO SANITY (Assist: doko) 45' Donkey 45+6' C E O B E (Assist: Operation Barrenwomb)
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| June 26th, 2022 |  /aceg/
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/vg/ League 18 | 2-1 W | 60' Donkey (Assist: ZERO SANITY) 83' Donkey (Assist: WA CHING WA CHING)
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| July 2nd, 2022 |  /alg/
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/vg/ League 18 | 3-0 W | 18' doko 35' ZERO SANITY 45+2' ZERO SANITY (Assist: hehe pinus)
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| July 9th, 2022 | /@/
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/vg/ League 18 | 3-2 W (a.e.t.) | 45+3' ZERO SANITY 112' Donkey 120+0' ZERO SANITY
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| July 10th, 2022 |  /mmg/
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/vg/ League 18 | 3-0 W | 18' ZERO SANITY (Assist: doko) 45+0' ZERO SANITY (Assist: doko) 78' Donkey (Assist: Operation Barrenwomb)
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| July 10th, 2022 |  /assg/
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/vg/ League 18 | 2-0 W | 18' Donkey (Assist: C E O B E) 58' ZERO SANITY (Assist: WA CHING WA CHING)
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| July 10th, 2022 |  /feg/
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/vg/ League 18 | 4-2 W (a.e.t.) | 6' ZERO SANITY 75' Donkey (Assist: WA CHING WA CHING) 97' ZERO SANITY 117' ZERO SANITY
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| November 25th, 2022 |  /kfg/
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/vg/ League 19 | 3-2 W | 7' Donkey (Assist: C E O B E) 60' Donkey 77' Donkey (Assist: Lapipi)
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| December 4th, 2022 | /vrg/
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/vg/ League 19 | 6-2 W | 10' WageGOD 14' Donkey (Assist: Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here) 20' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Lapipi) 40' Donkey (Assist: Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here) 45' Donkey (Assist: Your Metaverse Belongs to Ursus) 57' Donkey (Assist: ZERO SANITY)
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| December 10th, 2022 | /gbpen/
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/vg/ League 19 | 1-4 L | 5' WageGOD (Assist: Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here)
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| December 16th, 2022 |  /vgt/
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/vg/ League 19 | 3-1 W | 10' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey) 22' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Your Race Track Belongs to Ursus) 83' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Suzuran is our Light!)
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| December 17th, 2022 | /indie/
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/vg/ League 19 | 2-1 W | 24' Donkey (Assist: Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here) 69' Donkey (Assist: Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here)
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| December 18th, 2022 |  /utg/
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/vg/ League 19 | 2-1 W | 3' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey) 29' Donkey (Assist: Platato)
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| December 18th, 2022 | /pmmm/
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/vg/ League 19 | 2-0 W | 72' Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here (Assist: Donkey) 79' ZERO SANITY
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| December 18th, 2022 | /twg/
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/vg/ League 19 | 0-4 L | |
| June 10th, 2023 |  /sgg/
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/vg/ League X-2 | 1-0 W | 39' ZERO SANITY (Assist: The Best)
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| June 18th, 2023 | /mmg/
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/vg/ League X-2 | 4-0 W | 4' Lapipi (Assist: Donkey) 15' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey) 35' Donkey (Assist: The Best) 87' Donkey (Assist: ZERO SANITY)
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| June 24th, 2023 |  /lcg/
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/vg/ League X-2 | 4-3 W | 10' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey) 15' Donkey 33' Donkey (Assist: WageGOD) 87' Donkey (Assist: The Best)
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| July 1st, 2023 |  /dbg/
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/vg/ League X-2 | 1-3 L | 16' Donkey (Assist: The Best)
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| November 24th, 2023 | /fgog/
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/vg/ League 21 | 1-2 L | 3' Donkey
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| December 3rd, 2023 | /utg/
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/vg/ League 21 | 3-5 L | 2' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Your Dark World Belongs to Ursus) 18' Your Dark World Belongs to Ursus (Assist: Lapipi) 79' Donkey
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| December 9th, 2023 |  /omg/
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/vg/ League 21 | 2-2 D | 52' Lapipi 81' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey)
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| June 9th, 2024 |  /ddlc/
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/vg/ League 22 | 2-2 D | 81' Donkey (Assist: Chinky Doragons) 90+1' Lapipi (Assist: ZERO SANITY)
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| June 15th, 2024 | /pmmm/
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/vg/ League 22 | 1-1 D | 4' She's a Flinger (Yeah) (Assist: Chinky Doragons)
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| June 21st, 2024 | /dbg/
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/vg/ League 22 | 1-1 D | 8' Donkey (Assist: ZERO SANITY)
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Unofficial Matches
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| September 20th, 2020 |  /domg/
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/vg/ League 15 Friendlies | 4-3 W | 26' HellaCHAD (Assist: Donkey) 63' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: Mofumofu) 68' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: Donkey) 73' Sad Fat Rich Cat (Assist: ZERO SANITY)
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| September 27th, 2020 | /alg/
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/vg/ League 15 Friendlies | 1-0 W (a.e.t.) | 94' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: Donkey)
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| January 2nd, 2021 |  /revue/
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MobaBowl 2021 | 1-0 W | 61' ZERO SANITY (Assist: WA CHING WA CHING)
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| January 3rd, 2021 | /llsifg/
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MobaBowl 2021 | 3-1 W | 13' ZERO SANITY (Assist: ONIgiri!) 18' ZERO SANITY (Assist: ONIgiri!) 42' ZERO SANITY (Assist: WA CHING WA CHING)
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| January 9th, 2021 |  /tnm/
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MobaBowl 2021 | 1-0 W | 67' Donkey (Assist: ZERO SANITY)
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| January 10th, 2021 |  /gbfg/
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MobaBowl 2021 | 3-3 L (3-4 Penalties) | 19' Donkey (Assist: Hantingu Hajimeru) 42' Donkey (Assist: APPURU PAI) 48' Hantingu Hajimeru (Assist: LappGOD)
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| January 10th, 2021 | /llsifg/
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MobaBowl 2021 | 0-0 L (2-4 Penalties) | |
| March 20th, 2021 | /r6g/
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/vg/ League 16 Friendlies | 3-1 W | 34' ZERO SANITY 59' Donkey (Assist: Hantingu Hajimeru) 90+3' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: Donkey)
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| March 27th, 2021 | /gfg/
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/vg/ League 16 Friendlies | 3-2 W | 15' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: ZERO SANITY) 34' LappGOD (Assist: ONIgiri!) 49' ZERO SANITY (Assist: WA CHING WA CHING)
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| September 26th, 2021 |  /mjg/
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/vg/ League 17 Friendlies | 0-2 L | |
| October 3rd, 2021 | /aceg/
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/vg/ League 17 Friendlies | 1-3 L | 49' ZERO SANITY (Assist: WA CHING WA CHING)
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| January 8th, 2022 | /revue/
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MobaBowl 2022 | 0-2 L | |
| January 9th, 2022 | /dbg/
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MobaBowl 2022 | 2-2 W (5-4 Penalties) | 6' ZERO SANITY (Assist: These Dragon Balls Belong to Ursus) 31' Donkey (Assist: These Dragon Balls Belong to Ursus)
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| January 15th, 2022 |  /fgoalter/
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MobaBowl 2022 | 1-1 L (0-3 Penalties) | 9' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: Donkey)
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| March 12th, 2022 | /feg/
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Lil' Winter Skirmish | 1-2 L (a.e.t.) | 71' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Horse Pussy)
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| March 13th, 2022 |  /psg/
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Lil' Winter Skirmish | 1-2 L | 31' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey)
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| September 3rd, 2022 | /utg/
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New Thread Cup | 1-0 W | 15' ZERO SANITY
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| September 4th, 2022 | /gfg/
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New Thread Cup | 0-0 D | |
| September 10th, 2022 | /drg/
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New Thread Cup | 1-0 W | 49' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Skadoo)
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| September 11th, 2022 |  /ggg/
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New Thread Cup | 3-0 W | 26' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey) 32' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Operation Barrenwomb) 42' Donkey (Assist: WA CHING WA CHING)
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| September 11th, 2022 | /gfg/
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New Thread Cup | 0-2 L | |
| September 11th, 2022 | /drg/
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New Thread Cup | 1-4 L | 67' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Operation Barrenwomb)
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| September 17th, 2022 | /kfg/
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/vg/ League 19 Friendlies | 1-2 L | 48' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey)
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| September 18th, 2022 |  /bag/
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/vg/ League 19 Friendlies | 0-2 L | |
| September 25th, 2022 |  /pcrg/
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/vg/ League 19 Friendlies | 4-0 W | 12' Operation Barrenwomb (Assist: doko) 36' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Operation Barrenwomb) 49' Donkey (Assist: Operation Barrenwomb) 78' Operation Barrenwomb (Assist: ZERO SANITY)
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| January 7th, 2023 |  /uma/
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MobaBowl 2023 | 1-2 L | 90' ZERO SANITY
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| January 8th, 2023 | /きらら/
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MobaBowl 2023 | 3-2 W | 10' Lapipi (Assist: WageGOD) 13' Lapipi (Assist: Pink Dog) 48' Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here (Assist: Donkey)
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| January 8th, 2023 | /revue/
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MobaBowl 2023 | 3-1 W | 9' Donkey 67' Donkey (Assist: Lapipi) 80' Donkey (Assist: Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here)
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| January 14th, 2023 | /fgoalter/
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MobaBowl 2023 | 3-1 W | 20' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey) 55' Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here (Assist: Lapipi) 72' Donkey (Assist: Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here)
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| January 14th, 2023 | /pmmm/
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MobaBowl 2023 | 1-1 W (4-2 Penalties) | 64' Donkey (Assist: WageGOD)
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| January 15th, 2023 | /uma/
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MobaBowl 2023 | 1-0 W | 37' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Lapipi)
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| January 15th, 2023 | /fgog/
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MobaBowl 2023 | 6-4 W | 18' Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here (Assist: Donkey) 21' ZERO SANITY 26' Lapipi (Assist: Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here) 67' ZERO SANITY 74' Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here 84' Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here
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| January 15th, 2023 | /@/
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MobaBowl 2023 | 2-0 W | 15' Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here (Assist: C E O B E) 39' Donkey
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| January 15th, 2023 | /pcrg/
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MobaBowl 2023 | 3-5 L | 24' Donkey (Assist: Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here) 59' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here) 73' Donkey
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| March 25th, 2023 | /egg/
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/vg/ League X-2 Friendlies | 4-2 W | 22' Lapipi (Assist: Donkey) 24' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Lapipi) 49' WageGOD (Assist: Donkey) 79' Donkey
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| March 26th, 2023 | /gfg/
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/vg/ League X-2 Friendlies | 2-0 W (a.e.t.) | 112' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here) 114' Lapipi (Assist: Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here)
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| April 1st, 2023 |  /fg/
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/vg/ League X-2 Friendlies | 7-5 W | 5' Donkey (Assist: WageGOD) 20' WageGOD (Assist: ZERO SANITY) 33' ZERO SANITY (Assist: WageGOD) 45+3' WageGOD (Assist: Chinky Doragons) 79' ZERO SANITY 87' Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here 90+5' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here)
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| July 26th, 2023 | /bag/
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/vg/ League X-2 3AM Kot Playoff |
5-2 W | 17' The Best (Assist: ZERO SANITY) 25' ZERO SANITY (Assist: WageGOD) 31' Donkey (Assist: The Best) 79' Donkey (Assist: The Best) 89' The /vg/ League Belongs to Ursus (Assist: WageGOD)
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| September 16th, 2023 | /uma/
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/vg/ League 21 Friendlies | 1-2 L | 19' Donkey (Assist: The Best)
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| September 17th, 2023 |  /xgg/
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/vg/ League 21 Friendlies | 2-2 W (3-2 Penalties) | 24' Donkey (Assist: The Best) 52' ZERO SANITY
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| September 23rd, 2023 | /pcrg/
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/vg/ League 21 Friendlies | 2-3 L | 65' WageGOD (Assist: Lapipi) 89' Donkey (Assist: ZERO SANITY)
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| January 7th, 2024 | /revue/
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MobaBowl 2024: End of Service | 4-2 W | 58' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey) 64' Lapipi 81' The Best (Assist: ZERO SANITY) 88' Donkey (Assist: ZERO SANITY)
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| January 13th, 2024 | /alg/
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MobaBowl 2024: End of Service | 0-3 L | |
| January 13th, 2024 | /bag/
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MobaBowl 2024: End of Service | 3-2 W | 16' Donkey (Assist: Lapipi) 62' The Best (Assist: ZERO SANITY) 90+1' Lapipi
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| January 13th, 2024 | /gbpen/
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MobaBowl 2024: End of Service | 0-1 L | |
| February 17th, 2024 | /hanny/
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VGL Ladies Night 2 | 2-2 D | 18' Pink Dog (Assist: Lapipi) 28' Lapipi (Assist: Donkey)
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| February 18th, 2024 |  /nepgen/
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VGL Ladies Night 2 | 2-5 L | 27' Lapipi (Assist: Platato) 77' Lapipi (Assist: C E O B E)
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| February 24th, 2024 | /pcrg/
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VGL Ladies Night 2 | 2-1 W | 13' Donkey 23' Donkey (Assist: C E O B E)
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| March 3rd, 2024 |  /ss13g/
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/vg/ League 22 Friendlies | 4-2 W | 29' Donkey (Assist: Lapipi) 60' Your Dorms Belong to Ursus (Assist: ZERO SANITY) 67' Your Dorms Belong to Ursus (Assist: Lapipi) 86' Your Dorms Belong to Ursus (Assist: The Best)
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| March 8th, 2024 | /@/
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/vg/ League 22 Friendlies | 1-1 L (3-4 Penalties) | 79' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey)
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| March 10th, 2024 | /lcg/
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/vg/ League 22 Friendlies | 3-2 W | 13' The Best (Assist: Donkey) 35' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Your Bus Belongs to Ursus) 63' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Lapipi)
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| September 29th, 2024 | /aceg/
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/vg/ League 23 Friendlies | 3-2 W | 11' Lapipi (Assist: Chinky Doragons) 16' ZERO SANITY (Assist: She's a Flinger (Yeah)) 64' Donkey (Assist: Chinky Doragons)
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| October 5th, 2024 |  /hsrg/
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/vg/ League 23 Friendlies | 2-2 L (4-5 Penalties) | 30' Donkey (Assist: Nyo Byuffs) 68' ZERO SANITY
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| October 6th, 2024 | /fgoalter/
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/vg/ League 23 Friendlies | 3-3 L (5-6 Penalties) | 24' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Chinky Doragons) 53' Chinky Doragons 79' ZERO SANITY
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Team Art
BLOCK CERO blocking zero out of five shots, VGL14 vs. /pmmm/
ZERO SANITY getting /akg/'s first goal ever, VGL14 vs. /pmmm/
Donkey getting /akg/'s second goal, VGL14 vs. /pmmm/
BLOCK CERO, who actually blocked four shots, against /gfg/, VGL14 vs. /gfg/
Fanart of Matoimaru
Anon cheering on his wife VGL14 vs. /gfg/
/vg/ League 14 Wooden Spoon forged in the fires of defeat by a master craftsman
Drawing of Sad Fat Rich Cat celebrating her winning goal in a friendly against /domg/ /vg/ League 15 Friendlies
WA CHING WA CHING celebrating his goal against /llsifg/, VGL15 vs. /llsifg/
WA CHING WA CHING presenting Doctor his goal against /r6g/, VGL15 vs. /r6g/
Drawings in celebration of /akg/'s first ever official win, VGL15 vs. /r6g/
The team celebrating /akg/'s 3-2 victory over /r6g/, VGL15 vs. /r6g/
Fanart of APPURU PAI and Mostima
Drawings in celebration of /akg/'s 3-2 victory over /drag/, VGL15 vs. /drag/
BLOCK CERO celebrating her birthday and /akg/'s 2nd place finish in /vg/ League 15
/akg/'s 2nd place trophy from /vg/ League 15
CAM ON AYY KAY GEE SCOR SAM FACKIN GOALS, OI OI OI OI
Fanart of ONIgiri! encouraging /akg/
WA CHING WA CHING delivering another victory against /hanny/, VGL16 vs. /hanny/
Donkey riding on top of ZERO SANITY after his goal against /egg/, VGL16 vs. /egg/
Sketch of BLOCK CERO following her penalty shootout performance against /egg/, VGL16 vs. /egg/
BLOCK CERO upgrading to BLOCK CUATRO to bring /akg/ a victory versus /egg/, VGL16 vs. /egg/
Live shots of BLOCK CERO saving penalties from /egg/'s players, VGL16 vs. /egg/
BLOCK CERO's final form, achieved against /egg/ in VGL16 vs. /egg/
BLOCK CERO making sure /akg/ never doubted her after VGL16 vs. /egg/
Emperor's Blade preparing to make his debut for /akg/ while his fellow event boss Puzzleton cheers him on
Wallpaper of the team made for /vg/ League 16
Wallpaper of the team made for /vg/ League 17
Little Amiya made prior to /akg/'s match against /vrg/, VGL17 vs. /vrg/
C E O B E chasing the ball around the field against /vrg/, VGL17 vs. /vrg/
Drawing of Amiya after her MVP performance in getting a brace against /vrg/, VGL17 vs. /vrg/
Mudrock's goal-line clearance against /vrg/, VGL17 vs. /vrg/
/akg/'s top performers against /vrg/, VGL17 vs. /vrg/
Generalissimo Myrtle sporting an /akg/ flag
Drawing of Suzuran ready to take the field
C E O B E being cheered on in her goal-scoring performance against /vrg/, VGL17 vs. /vrg/
A divegrass medal for Donkey
A divegrass medal for Skadoo
A divegrass medal for Zoomer Maria
Amiya wishing the team good luck
Fanart of BLOCK CERO made for her birthday
A divegrass medal for WACHING WACHING
A divegrass medal for LappGOD
A divegrass medal for Operation Barrenwomb
Archetto MANIA! heading AIIIEEEEEE out in her own half
Secret limited edition divegrass Doctato
WageGOD taking the field for /akg/
Divegrass Doc among his friends, divegrass doko
Drawing made of Donkey and Shamiko playing divegrass before /akg/'s match against /きらら/, VGL18 vs. /きらら/
Doctato Divegrassfag fighter exclusively found on the C!son pass
ZERO SANITY carrying the six goals /akg/ scored against /きらら/, VGL18 vs. /きらら/
Divegrass Doc chilling
ZERO SANITY bullying Shamiko after /akg/'s 6-1 victory over /きらら/, VGL18 vs. /きらら/
Artwork of ZERO SANITY's four goal performance against /きらら/, VGL18 vs. /きらら/
Amiya leading the team to victory over /aceg/, VGL18 vs. /aceg/
Fanart of Amiya from her MVP performance against /aceg/, VGL18 vs. /aceg/
/akg/ on the attack against /alg/, VGL18 vs. /alg/
Fanart of VGL18's Group B(uddies) hanging out
Platato divegrass ball
Platato standing on a Platato divegrass ball
ZERO SANITY with his Doctato friends
Platato terrorizing idols during /akg/'s match against /@/, VGL18 vs. /@/
ZERO SANITY using the deaths of his teammates to lead /akg/ to victory against /@/, VGL18 vs. /@/
WA CHING WA CHING enacting his plan for victory by letting idols destroy his balls against /@/, VGL18 vs. /@/
WA CHING WA CHING's plan succeeding against /@/, VGL18 vs. /@/
Doctor cheering on the team before their match against /mmg/, VGL18 vs. /mmg/
ZERO SANITY lining up for one of his 7 free kicks scored throughout VGL18
Wallpaper of the team made for /vg/ League 18
Operation Barrenwomb with intact ankles
Platato balltato
ZERO SANITY featured on the cover of Autumn 2022's The Sound of 4CC
ZERO SANITY standing ready on the set piece
ZERO SANITY upset with the results of /vg/ League 19
Average divegrass match at Rhodes Island
Leakerman Zhang bringing in fresh leaks
The Best missing a shot, all according to plan
The First to Score volleying Endspeaker
Various Seaborn evolving to cheer on their divegrass friends
Lapipi kicking Balltato into the goal, VGLX-2 vs. /mmg/
Amiya scoring a hat trick to lead /akg/ to victory over /lcg/, VGLX-2 vs. /lcg/
The Best dying on the pitch while Evil Woman takes a snack break, VGLX-2 vs. /lcg/
ZERO SANITY helping Danteh cool his head, VGLX-2 vs. /lcg/
BLOCK CERO receiving criticism, VGLX-2 vs. /dbg/
Drawing of Suzuran dribbling down the field
Lapipi the Divepipi
Matoimaru bringing her weapon to the field
Dorothy, Blemishine, and Endpipi joining the team
Toddifons loading up her divegrass artillery
Mumu of the norf cheering on /akg/
Suzuran the cheerleader
Delphine juking around Theresis because he's garbage
Kin posing with the VGL trophy, pursued by hunters
A stack of divegrass cheer
Heavyrain did not make the team
Flag from /akg/'s Victorian supporters
Victorians, and Taran, cheering on /akg/
Nianbean dribbling the RMA ball
Mandy cheering on /akg/
Mandy is dead (or is she)
Toddifons's divegrass talent
Logos activating his skill
Nachzehrer King tending the net
Heavyrain failing tryouts
Doctor dishing out a red cert
Reedball playing divegrass
Reedbean is stuck
The Blemished
Tsunaldo
Doctor cheering on the team
0 Sanaldo Soccer HAHAHA
The Lord of Fiends making a proclamation
Lapipi celebrating after a goal
Block Cero when her skill isn't activated
/akg/'s flingers hanging out
W showing Rosmontis how to use anti-air
Ch'en. From Arknights. On /akg/.
ZERO SANITY attempting to break free from his wash cycle
Wallpaper of the team made for /vg/ League 22
Amiya and Goku consoling Doctor and Giga Dose Doc following /akg/'s and /dbg/'s draw, VGL22 vs. /dbg/
ZERO SANITY makes a proclamation
Donkey and the Beans with /ccpg/ on the /vg/ League Randomized Tag Team Cup 3 wallpaper
ZERO SANITY and Donkey once again repelling Danteh, this time with /ccpg/
Artwork of the champions of /vg/ League Randomized Tag Team Cup 3
/akg/ Adboards
Team Awards
VGL Awards
/vg/ League 14 Wooden Spoon
/vg/ League 14 Best General Aesthetics
/vg/ League 14 Biggest Spaghetti Moment - 8*7500 = 1 Million LMD's Own Goal vs. /drg/
/vg/ League 15 Surprise of the Tournament
/vg/ League 15 Most Improved
/vg/ League 15 Best Overall Aesthetics
/vg/ League 16 Best Anthems
/vg/ League 18 Champions
/vg/ League 18 Team of the Tournament
/vg/ League 18 Best Player Model - Platato
/vg/ League 18 Best Anthems
/vg/ League 18 Player of the Tournament - ZERO SANITY
/vg/ League 19 Best General Aesthetics
/vg/ League 19 Best Anthems
/vg/ League X-2 Match of the Tournament
/vg/ League X-2 Player of the Day for Matchday 8
/vg/ League 22 Player of the Day for Matchday 3
/vg/ League Randomized Tag Team Cup 3 Champions
Records
- /gfg/ v.
/akg/ set the new VGL record for highest attendance at 587 during the group stage of VGL14 - /fgog/ v. /akg/ became the first /vg/ League match to have 0 shots on target during the group stage of VGL15
- /akg/ tied the record for most goals scored by one team in a half with 6 scored in the first half during the VGL18 group stage match against /きらら/
- /akg/ tied the record for highest goal difference throughout a tournament with +17 during VGL18
- /akg/ set the team and single player record for free kicks scored throughout a tournament with ZERO SANITY
's 7 during VGL18 - ZERO SANITY became the first player in the /vg/ League to score a hat trick from free kicks during VGL18's Final between /akg/ and /feg/
- /akg/ 's 9 consecutive wins over the course of VGL18 and VGL19 set the record for longest winning streak
- /lcg/ v. /akg/ set the new VGL record for highest attendance at 1382 during the group stage of VGLX-2
/vg/ Representatives
| 2021 Winter Cup | 2021 World Cup | 2022 Autumn Cup | 2023 Winter Cup | 2023 Autumn Cup |
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| ZERO SANITY Second Striker Honors: 2021 Winter Cup Best Chant |
ZERO SANITY Second Striker |
ZERO SANITY Center Forward Honors: 2022 Autumn Babby Cup Golden Ball Champion |
ZERO SANITY Second Striker |
Donkey |
Team History
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/akg/ was formed on the evening of May 1, 2020. In preparation for the upcoming /vg/ League 14, much debate was had over the team logo and composition. Eventually 23 operators were selected, and /akg/ was ready to make their /vg/ League debut. |
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Group I Match 1 vs. /pmmm/ |
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Friendlies |
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Friendlies |
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Friendlies |
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Friendlies |
Team Statistics
| Player | Caps | Goals | Assists | Yellow Cards | Red Cards | Playing Time (Minutes) | Average Rating |
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| ZERO SANITY
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27 | 24 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 2610 | 6.85 |
| Donkey
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27 | 16 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 2610 | 6.69 |
 WA CHING WA CHING
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27 | 15 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 2610 | 6.67 |
 doko (formerly Hantingu Hajimeru and Mofumofu)
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20 | 2 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 1833 | 5.98 |
 HellaCHAD
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12 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 657 | 5.63 |
 LappGOD
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22 | 1 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 1903 | 6.07 |
 Jetpackbro
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3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 248 | 5.67 |
 What's His Name Again?
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1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 90 | 5.5 |
 I Never Asked For This
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3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 270 | 5.5 |
 Skadoo (formerly No Thoughts Head Empty)
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15 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1248 | 5.57 |
 Retardbro...
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1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 65 | 5.5 |
 Stop Sending Clue 7
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0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | N/A |
 8*7500 = 1 Million LMD
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2 | Own Goal | By BLOCK CERO | 0 | 0 | 180 | 5.5 |
 >african doctors
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0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | N/A |
 APPURU PAI
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10 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 612 | 5.85 |
 Loginknights
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1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 22 | 6.0 |
 Cutest Cripple
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12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 601 | 5.58 |
 LA GOBLINA
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8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 425 | 5.44 |
 KO KO DA YO~
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6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 377 | 6.0 |
 GAOOO
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3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 138 | 6.0 |
 Chenfromarknights (formerly Shut the **** Up)
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12 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 956 | 5.83 |
 Jessicat (formerly Sad Fat Rich Cat)
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4 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 280 | 6.0 |
 Pixiv ID 79284449
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6 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 372 | 5.75 |
 Poca
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3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 183 | 5.0 |
 Operation Barrenwomb
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16 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1365 | 6.03 |
 Red Katana Bro
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5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 480 | 5.8 |
 ONIgiri!
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9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 596 | 5.56 |
 Platato (formerly Horse Pussy)
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11 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 497 | 5.68 |
 Be Racist
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9 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 523 | 5.72 |
 La Cucaracha
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7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 506 | 5.5 |
 C E O B E
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10 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 695 | 6.2 |
 Suzuran is our Light!
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10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 804 | 5.55 |
 You seethe. You project.
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6 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 209 | 5.7 |
 These Stats Belong to Ursus
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6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 410 | 5.58 |
 Zoomer Maria
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2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 146 | 5.5 |
 Nice cock bro
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1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 68 | 5.5 |
 Los Montis
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4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 122 | 5.25 |
 Coomcat
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2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 91 | 4.5 |
 Auto Deploy Has Made a Mistake
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4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 232 | 5.63 |
 Archetto MANIA!
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1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 90 | 5.0 |
 WageGOD
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4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 346 | 5.5 |
 ALL x2
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4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 148 | 5.0 |
 Cap'n Speccy
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2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 128 | 6.25 |
 hehe pinus
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2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 135 | 6.5 |
 Pillar Correction
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4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 220 | 5.33 |
| Player | Caps | Saves | Saves Per Game | Average Rating |
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 BLOCK CERO
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27 | 58 | 2.15 | 5.76 |
| Player | MotM |
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| Chenfromarknights
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1 |
| WA CHING WA CHING
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5 |
| Donkey
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6 |
| ZERO SANITY
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6 |
Fashion Gallery
Stadium
| Stadium | Rhodes Island Mobile Base |
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Beginning with /vg/ League 15, Rhodes Island has converted the roof of their landship into a divegrass field for /akg/ to use as a home stadium. Surrounded by the barrenland of Terra and adorned with walls of adboards, Rhodes Island Mobile Base has become a feared fortress for /akg/ to use against any opponent who gets matched against them. Operators will get moved in and out of dorms, music will change with the season, Amiya will get another class change, but Rhodes Island will always be home. |
Kits
| Amiya Kit | Projekt Red Kit | FrostNova Kit |
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Rivalries
   Yostar Bowl |
All generals under the Yostar publishing umbrella. /mjg/ came first, while they are friendlier than all the other generals listed the memory of Nyaggerbro is still felt today. Then came /alg/ who really put Yostar on the map who then had to see a significant portion of their playerbase become shared with /akg/, and now both generals argue over who has the better art. Taking up the rear is /bag/'s cunny, coming in with a chip on their shoulder, stealing /akg/'s ritualposts, and then just sharing /alg/'s fate of arguing with /akg/ over who has the better art. /akg/ has only played /alg/ once officially. |
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    China Will Grow Larger |
The game's developers have history. The populations of the generals have large overlap. The fanbases are two of the most dedicated in all of divegrass. One of the preeminent matchups in the /vg/ League, /akg/ and /gfg/ have only met once in /vg/ League 14 and managed to set a record, at the time, for highest concurrent viewership. /gig/ came in a massive wave in /vg/ League 16, but so far two of the largest generals on /vg/ have yet to face each other. But that eventual /akg/ and /gig/ matchup will be one of the most looked forward to games in the history of the /vg/ League. /akg/, /alg/, /gfg/, and /gig/ all combined to form  /ccpg/. /snowg/ would later replace /alg/ as part of the championship winning /ccpg/.
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 Sanity Showdown |
What if we hold hands and we're both amnesiacs? Two of the most dedicated fanbases in the /vg/ League with the art to back it up, /lcg/ and /akg/ have been linked since /lcg/'s creation. It must have been fate for /lcg/ to end up in /akg/'s group in their debut cup, with /akg/ taking a thrilling 4-3 victory. Even before that game, and especially ever since, Limbabs continue to pop up in /akg/. With the generals as raucous as they are, further clashes are anticipated. |
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Curses
Over the course of /akg/'s history in the /vg/ League opponents have been faced both new and old. In the process of trying to reach the /vg/ League summit various curses have been encountered and either been taken on by /akg/, passed on to other generals, or broken entirely. This is just a short collection of /akg/'s curses so far, hopes are that it won't get much larger.
| The /xcg/ Curse | History |
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Ever since /xcg/'s debut wooden spoon in /vg/ League 3, they had become a powerhouse team who were a constant presence on final days. However, following two successive second place finishes in /vg/ League 6 and /vg/ League 7, it took /xcg/ a death and revival into /vg/ League 15 before they were finally able to come out on top and died for one last time. The team they faced in that final was the still young general /akg/, just coming off a debut wooden spoon. In the loss, /xcg/ passed on a curse to /akg/, with /akg/ also losing in a second straight final in /vg/ League 16. The bright side of the curse is that it means the cursebearer will eventually win, which /akg/ did in much shorter fashion in /vg/ League 18 potentially passing the curse on to old-timers /feg/. Status: Broken |
| The /egg/ Cycle | History |
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Reviving for /vg/ League 12, /egg/ would storm out to a 7th place finish. As it turns out, this was just the start of their new /egg/ cycle. Group stage exits and quarterfinal finishes would be constantly swapped between, with /egg/ finishing the next three /vg/ Leagues in 40th, 7th, and 31st. Coming into /vg/ League 16, /egg/ was expected to continue this with another quarterfinal appearance, and a completely dominant performance in their group suggested this would happen again. They would end up drawing /akg/ in the Round of 16, but /akg/ wouldn't let a curse get in the way of another shot at a final. A back and forth match ended up in penalties, and BLOCK CERO became BLOCK CUATRO to send on /akg/ and break the cycle. Whether this was a good result for /egg/ can be debated, as /egg/ has yet to make it past the Survival Round since their cycle was broken. Status: Broken |
| Miscellaneous | Status |
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Collection of smaller curses collected along /akg/'s journey in the /vg/ League.
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| /vg/ League | ||
| Preceded by /vg/ League 17 /hgg2d/
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/vg/ League Champions /vg/ League 18 /akg/
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Succeeded by /vg/ League 19 /twg/
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