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The earliest team of the Sixth Founding, /biz/ entered the 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup with limitless ambition and a drive for profit. After ups and (almost entirely) downs, /biz/ started their uptrend in the 2019 4chan Winter Cup. A small correction occured but they recovered with in the 2020 4chan Winter Cup, and continued their steady growth in the 2020 4chan Summer Cup up to the 2021 4chan World Cup. After all being in it together for years, it was in the 2022 4chan Winter Cup that /biz/ finally did it. MOON MISSION COMPLETED, WE'RE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT BROS.
Roster
Main page: /biz/ Roster
Main page: /biz/ Historical Roster
Team Gallery
Stadium
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Hype Videos
Cup History
Main page: /biz/ Game History
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Rivalries
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/g/
Crypto Derby |
0-1-0 |
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/pol/
Bogda Bowl |
0-1-1 |
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/x/
Divination Derby |
4-0-1 |
Stats, Awards & Records
Stats
Fowards
Player | Goals | Assists | MotM |
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH | 54 | 30 | 9 |
Bogged | 28 | 20 | 6 |
Sminem | 19 | 31 | 6 |
Money Skeleton | 14 | 5 | 6 |
Sergey of Nazareth | 12 | 2 | 4 |
Bear Market Bobo | 7 | 5 | 0 |
Dodo | 3 | 0 | 0 |
Dog Coin Season | 1 | 0 | 1 |
OHHHHHHHH LINKIES | 1 | 3 | 0 |
XMRChan | 1 | 2 | 0 |
Lambo | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Golden Mumu | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Snib Snib | 0 | 2 | 0 |
BBBRRRRRRRRR | 0 | 1 | 0 |
Goalkeepers
Player | Saves | MotM |
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Sergey of Nazareth | 135 | 1 |
Previous Players
Fowards
Player | Goals | Assists | MotM |
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Martin Shkreli | 9 | 3 | 6 |
Ethercuck | 7 | 0 | 2 |
Warren Buffet | 7 | 3 | 1 |
Financial Ruin | 7 | 0 | 1 |
Bitcoin Millionaire | 4 | 8 | 0 |
80s Guy | 4 | 2 | 0 |
Trump Coin | 2 | 1 | 0 |
Forex | 1 | 1 | 0 |
Idea Guy | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Yatch | 1 | 0 | 0 |
BITCONEEEEEEECT | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Step 1 be a Jew | 0 | 2 | 0 |
Robinhood | 0 | 2 | 0 |
Sell Me This Pen | 0 | 2 | 0 |
Bag Holders | 0 | 1 | 0 |
Pyramid Scheme | 0 | 1 | 0 |
Accounting Major | 0 | 1 | 0 |
$1/Pop | 0 | 1 | 0 |
Neet | 0 | 0 | 1 |
How I Get Rich? | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Goalkeepers
Player | Saves | MotM |
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Firm Hand Shake | 54 | 0 |
Money Skeleton | 10 | 0 |
Hodl | 8 | 0 |
>Ebay | 4 | 0 |
Scrooge McDuck | 4 | 0 |
NO CASH OUT | 3 | 0 |
Sharpie In Pooper | 3 | 0 |
DR;NS | 2 | 0 |
Janet Yellen | 2 | 0 |
Black Monday | 2 | 0 |
Awards
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Worst Manager
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Best New Player2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Best Stadium
2019 4chan Summer Cup
Least Exciting Team
2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Best Kits
Best New Model
Best Overall Aesthetics
Best alt-horn
2020 4chan Summer Cup
Golden Ball
2022 4chan Winter Cup
1st place
Team of the Tournament
Best Overall Aesthetics
Best Goalhorn2022 4chan Summer Cup
Best Overall Aesthetics
Records
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Management
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Trivia
- Up until the /biz/ vs /an/ game in Summer 2022, /biz/ had never been on positive Goal Difference before
- The total number of times /biz/ has appeared in an elite cup is 13
- Dog Coin Season is the only non medal to get MotM
- 4 Teams have beaten /biz/ in the Knockouts to then go on to win the cup. Spring 2016:/m/, Autumn 2018:/pol/, Winter 2021:/n/, Summer 2022:/v/. Coincidence? Who knows.
- /biz/ was managerless for 131 Days
- /biz/ won its 1st Elite cup on the teams 8th year anniversary in the competition
- The IRL Bogdanoff brothers died shortly before this happened :(
- /biz/ has the highest Efficiency and Goal Differential in the Sixth Founding
- /biz is the only team in the Sixth Founding with a positive GD (as of Winter 2024)
- /biz/ has gotten the hat pick 4 times: Summer 2016, Autumn 2017, World 2021, Spring 2024.
Music
Current Export: Link
Song | Artist | Link | Used for |
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Just | Jeremy Just & Bizonacci | Youtube | Group Stage Anthem |
Thomas the Money Engine | Biggie Small | Youtube | Anthem vs /n/ |
AC/BC - You Shook Me All Night Long (PALEOROCK CLASSIC) | ACDC & Bizonacci | Youtube | Anthem vs /out/ |
Fierce Battle Against A Mighty Foe (HQ) - Dragon Ball Super | Norihito Sumitomo | Youtube | Knockouts Anthem |
Loadsamoney (Doin' Up the House) | Harry Enfield | Youtube | Default Goalhorn |
Bogda Bogdanov - Cyril Hanouna (Officiel) | Cyril Hanouna | Youtube | Bogged Goalhorn |
Do not Redeem | N/a | N/a | Pajeet Goalhorn |
Bloody bastard bitch | Hush On Da Beat | Youtube | Pajeet 2nd Goalhorn |
Komm Susser Tod | Arianne Cleopatra Schreiber | Youtube | Goalhorn vs Weebs |
lods of ghosts / lodsbusters (Ghostbusters / Doin' Up the House mash-up) | dannylemon | Youtube Soundcloud | Goalhorn vs /x/ |
We All Shit In The Designated Street | Sub | Youtube Honk.fm | Joint anthem vs /int/ |
LOOOVE BIT'ONNECT | Anon | Clyp.it | Default Victory Anthem |
Tsubasa wo Kudasai | Megumi Hayashibara | Youtube | Victory Anthem vs Weebs |
The boy who saved Crypto | Kirk Franklin | Youtube | Sminem MOTM Victory Anthem |
Contact
For autisim & testing: Discord
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- Discord: flats_01
- Email: r2.4cc.benis@gmail.com
Misc
Related Teams
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Elite Cups | ||
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Winter Champions 2022 (1st title) |
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