/tesg/

/tesg/
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/tesg/ - The Elder Scrolls General
Founded October 31, 2018 Manager Tiber Septim Owner Bethesda Game Studios IRL manager Dovahfag !!KpbbQhVLJyj Team colors Chat color 5b253d Morrowind Mauve Ranking 56 Highest rank 52 (November 23rd 2018) Lowest rank 56 (December 9th 2018) Top scorer M'aiq (4) Top assister Hodd Toward, Vivec (2) Captain M'aiq Website /tesg/ - The Elder Scrolls General Nickname Uriel's Legionnaires
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 1 1 4 6 16.67%
GF GA GD 8 16 -8
Biggest win /tesg/  3–0  /gfg/ 2019-06-21 Biggest defeat /mcg/  5–0  /tesg/ 2018-11-25 First match /mcg/  5–0  /tesg/ 2018-11-25
/vg/ League Appearances 2 (First in /vg/ League 11) Best result 48th, /vg/ League 11
Team music
Anthem Nerevar Rising Victory Anthem Auriel’s Ascension Goal horn One They Fear Vivec Goal Horn Chim Chim Cher-ee Sheogorath Goal Horn ZOOMIN (FEAT. DERVENIN) Dagoth Ur Goal Horn Dagothwave
Kits

The stars were right, this is the time. Gods give us strength.

Team History

Escaping from the jail cells in the Imperial City, Uriel Septim put together a squad of the most dangerous useless footballers to win glory for /tesg/. Their adventure did not get off to a triumphant start.

VGL 11

On the 3rd day of the group stages, /tesg/ played the second match of the day against /mcg/ in Group I. This was a disastrous debut for the team. The team conceded two goals in the first half, and were unable to regain any ground in the second half. Much like the Thalmor Invasion of the Empire, the Brown Bricks of /mcg/ crushed any hopes of a MostDangerousLead comeback and a fatal goal occurred from Autism at 58 minutes. Changes were made to the team to try and stem the bleeding, with only a single goal following from MotM, Dedotated Wam (7.5), suggesting the changes could have had some effect. Truly a grim showing from /tesg/.
/tesg/ played their second game on the 5th day of VGL 11, against /rsg. Despite a strong showing from /tesg/, they were unable to beat ur bad's impeccable goal-keeping. Every shot on target was caught by the /rsg/ keeper. Misfortune piled on misfortune, as "HALT!" made a terrible clearance by kicking the ball into the back of Stealth Archer which allowed for Slayerscape to convert /rsg/'s first shot of the game into an easy goal. This goal was followed by a second four minutes later from Thok after Pelinal pulled a Neymar instead of clearing the ball. While /tesg/ continued to make many shots in the second half, the lack of substitutions for the team did not help the tired players convert any of those shots into crucial goals. Despite winning by 2 goals, it was /rsg/'s ur bad who claimed the MotM title with a (7.0) for holding /tesg/ to a second scoreless appearance. Following the second cursed game, /tesg/ now require a win of at least 4 goals in the final match of Group I in addition to /mcg/ blowing out /rsg/ as they have done in their first 2 games.
Despite a victory from /mcg/ against /rsg/, Azura did not favour /tesg/ in their match with /vitagen/. The team secured their first goal from a corner taken by Hodd Toward which resulted in a successful header into the net for M'aiq at 17 minutes, but this euphoria was short-lived. /vitagen/ responded swiftly with an answering goal in less than a minute, and /tesg/ found themselves drawn. The team could not successfully penetrate /vitagen/'s defence for the rest of the first half, and were down by a goal at the half after High Impact Sexual Violence managed a second. The team came a bit more to life in the second half, with "HALT!" in red condition carrying the defence at several points. /tesg/ nearly matched /vitagen/ for shots by the end of the game, and outplayed them in passing, but those statistics were for nought as they could neither secure an equaliser or their advancement from the group stage. Losing 2-1, /tesg/ won the VGL 11 spoon, with a tragic -8 GD.

VGL 12

/tesg/ returned to VGL12 with some optimism after an amazing display against /aceg in the /vg/_League_12_Friendlies. Unfortunately for them, their opening appearance in Group L taught them to rember day when they was scared and frigten rather than a day of hope and joy, with another scoreless blowout against /2hug/, as they lost 3-0.

Roster

Main article: /tesg/ roster

No. Position Player 96   GK "HALT!" 16   CB Thalmor Aesthetics 20   CB Orc Hygiene 9   CB Sheogorath 72   DMF Lusty Argonian Maid 5   DMF Serana 8   SS Pelinal Whitestrake 4   SS Dagoth Ur 3   CMF Vivec 76   RWF Hodd Toward 7   CF M'aiq

No. Position Player 1   DMF A NEW HAND 6   CB Stealth Archer 14   CB Ulfric Did Nothing Wrong 18   CB Rolff "Every Night" Stonefist 36   DMF Waifu (male) 22   DMF Waiting for TES VI 42   DMF Waifu and Lore Harmony 45   CMF Everyone's Favourite Questline 15   DMF Lorelet 26   CB St Jiub 78   CB Snelves 99   CF The MOST Dangerous Foe

Exports

Competition	Exports	Dates
/vg/ League 11	Aesthetics Audio Tactics	2018.11.23 - 2018.12.07
/vg/ League 12	Aesthetics Audio Tactics	2019.06.07 - 2018.06.21

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Anthems

• Anthem: Nerevar Rising
• Victory Anthem: Auriel’s Ascension
• Against  /2hug/: Cirno's Skyrim Flute

Goal Horns

• Standard Goal Horn: One They Fear
• Vivec Goal Horn: Chim Chim Cher-ee
• Sheogorath Horn: ZOOMIN (FEAT. DERVENIN)
• Dagoth Ur Horn: Dagothwave

Imperial Library Match Records

Main article: /tesg/ Arcanaeum

Official Matches

Competition	Date	Opponent	Result	Scorers
/vg/ League 11
	25 November, 2018	/mcg/	5 - 0	None
	1 December, 2018	/rsg/	2 - 0	None
	7 December, 2018	/vitagen/	1 - 2	M'aiq  17'
/vg/ League 12
	9 June, 2019	/2hug/	3 - 0	None
	15 June, 2019	/indie/	4 - 4	M'aiq  28' Vivec  69' Dagoth Ur  74' Pelinal Whitestrake  86'
	21 June, 2018	/gfg/	3 - 0	M'aiq  11', 88' Vivec  16'

Unofficial Matches

Competition	Date	Opponent	Result	Scorers
VGL Luigi Circuit
	12 January, 2019	/ssbg/	1-3	Dagoth Ur  17'
	12 January, 2019	/ink/	3-1	Sheogorath
/vg/ League 12 Friendlies
	29 March, 2019	/aceg/	1-5	41', 63', 70', 78' Dagoth Ur  88' M'aiq

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