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{{VGLBoardInfobox
{{VGLBoardInfobox
|team=tesg
|team= tesg
|general= yes
|general= yes
|motto= In CHIM Speramus
|motto= In CHIM Speramus
|name=The Elder Scrolls General
|name=The Elder Scrolls General
|date= October 31, 2018
|date= October 31, 2018
|manager=Tiber Septim
|manager=Tiber Septim
|owner=Bethesda Game Studios
|owner=Bethesda Game Studios
|irl= {{anonymous|Dovahfag|!!KpbbQhVLJyj }}
|irl=  
 
|color1= 5b253d
|color1= 5b253d
|color2= eeb506
|color2= eeb506
|bgcolor= 5b253d
|bgcolor= 5b253d
|txtcolor= FFFFFF
|txtcolor= FFFFFF
|scorer=N/A
|scorer= M'aiq
|goals=N/A
|goals= 4
|assister=N/A
|assister= Hodd Toward, Vivec
|assists=N/A
|assists= 2
|ranking= N/A
 
|high_ranking= N/A
|ranking= [[/vg/ League Rankings|56]]
|high_date= N/A
|high_ranking= 52
|low_ranking= N/A
|high_date= November 23rd 2018
|low_date= N/A
|low_ranking= 56
|low_date= December 9th 2018
 
|hex=5b253d
|hex=5b253d
|color=Morrowind Mauve
|color=Morrowind Mauve
|captain= M'aiq
|captain= M'aiq
|nickname= Uriel's Legionnaires  
|nickname= Uriel's Legionnaires  
|w= 0
 
|d= 0
|w= 1
|l= 0
|d= 1
|gf=0
|l= 4
|ga=0
 
|win_home=
|gf=8
|win_away=
|ga=16
|win_score_home=
 
|win_score_away=
|win_home= tesg
|win_date=
|win_away= gfg
|lose_home=
|win_score_home= 3
|lose_away=
|win_score_away= 0
|lose_score_home=
|win_date= 2019-06-21
|lose_score_away=
|lose_home= mcg
|lose_date=
|lose_away= tesg
|lose_score_home= 5
|lose_score_away= 0
|lose_date= 2018-11-25
 
|first_home= mcg
|first_home= mcg
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|first_away= tesg
|first_score_home=
|first_score_home= 5
|first_score_away=
|first_score_away= 0
|first_date=
|first_date= 2018-11-25
|vgl_appearances= 1
 
|vgl_appearances= 2
|first_vgl_appearance= [[/vg/ League 11]]
|first_vgl_appearance= [[/vg/ League 11]]
|best_vgl_result= N/A
|best_vgl_result='''48th'''
|best_vgl_cup= [[/vg/ League 11]]
 
|anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXpfCDZkiyY
|anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXpfCDZkiyY
|a_title= Nerevar Rising
|a_title= Nerevar Rising
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|altgh4_title= Dagothwave
|altgh4_title= Dagothwave
|altgh4_what= Dagoth Ur Goal Horn
|altgh4_what= Dagoth Ur Goal Horn
|kithome=
|kithome=
|kitaway=
|kitaway=
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The stars were right, this is the time. Gods give us strength.
The stars were right, this is the time. Gods give us strength.
==Team History==
==Team History==
Freed from the jail cells in the Imperial City, Dovahfag put together a squad of the most dangerous/useless footballers to win glory for /tesg/.
Escaping from the jail cells in the Imperial City, Uriel Septim put together a squad of the most <s>dangerous</s> useless footballers to win glory for /tesg/. Their adventure did not get off to a triumphant start. <br>
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===VGL 11===
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
On the 3rd day of the group stages, /tesg/ played the second match of the day against [[/mcg/|/mcg/]] in [[/vg/_League_11_Group_I|Group I]]. This was a disastrous debut for the team. The team conceded two goals in the first half, and were unable to regain any ground in the second half. Much like the Thalmor Invasion of the Empire, the Brown Bricks of /mcg/ crushed any hopes of a MostDangerousLead comeback and a fatal goal occurred from Autism at 58 minutes. Changes were made to the team to try and stem the bleeding, with only a single goal following from MotM, Dedotated Wam (7.5), suggesting the changes could have had some effect. Truly a grim showing from /tesg/. <br>
/tesg/ played their second game on the 5th day of VGL 11, against [[/rsg/|/rsg]]. Despite a strong showing from /tesg/, they were unable to beat ur bad's impeccable goal-keeping. Every shot on target was caught by the /rsg/ keeper. Misfortune piled on misfortune, as "HALT!" made a terrible clearance by kicking the ball into the back of Stealth Archer which allowed for Slayerscape to convert /rsg/'s first shot of the game into an easy goal. This goal was followed by a second four minutes later from Thok after Pelinal pulled a Neymar instead of clearing the ball. While /tesg/ continued to make many shots in the second half, the lack of substitutions for the team did not help the tired players convert any of those shots into crucial goals. Despite winning by 2 goals, it was /rsg/'s ur bad who claimed the MotM title with a (7.0) for holding /tesg/ to a second scoreless appearance. Following the second cursed game, /tesg/ now require a win of at least 4 goals in the final match of Group I in addition to /mcg/ blowing out /rsg/ as they have done in their first 2 games. <br>
Despite a victory from /mcg/ against /rsg/, Azura did not favour /tesg/ in their match with [[/vitagen/|/vitagen/]]. The team secured their first goal from a corner taken by Hodd Toward which resulted in a successful header into the net for M'aiq at 17 minutes, but this euphoria was short-lived. /vitagen/ responded swiftly with an answering goal in less than a minute, and /tesg/ found themselves drawn. The team could not successfully penetrate /vitagen/'s defence for the rest of the first half, and were down by a goal at the half after High Impact Sexual Violence managed a second. The team came a bit more to life in the second half, with "HALT!" in red condition carrying the defence at several points. /tesg/ nearly matched /vitagen/ for shots by the end of the game, and outplayed them in passing, but those statistics were for nought as they could neither secure an equaliser or their advancement from the group stage. Losing 2-1, /tesg/ won the VGL 11 spoon, with a tragic -8 GD. <br>
</div>
===VGL 12===
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
/tesg/ returned to VGL12 with some optimism after an amazing display against [[/aceg/|/aceg]] in the [[/vg/_League_12_Friendlies|/vg/ League 12 Friendlies]]. Unfortunately for them, their opening appearance in [[/vg/_League_12_Group_L|Group L]] taught them to rember day when they was scared and frigten rather than a day of hope and joy, with another scoreless blowout against [[/2hug/|/2hug/]], as they lost 3-0.<br>
Hopes and expectations were low following yet another loss for the /tesg/ team going into the [[/indie/|/indie]] game. To the surprise of everyone, the game opened with a goal from M'aiq at the 28th minute. The fans were no doubt left clutching their heads when /indie/ answered 3 minutes later, was this to be a repeat of the /vitagen/ game from VGL11? As it would turn out, no. The game went to half time perfectly balanced at 1-1. Whatever went on in the locker rooms during that half time did something, as both teams managed to score a further 3 goals apiece in the second half. Of /tesg/'s star players, only Hodd Toward failed to accomplish a goal during the match; as Vivec, Dagoth Ur and Pelinal Whitestrake all added to the goals for /tesg/. An exciting game, it inspired the hope that /tesg/ could perhaps mantle something greater. <br>
The final game of Group L was against the dreaded guns of [[/gfg/|/gfg/]]. The outcome of the /indie/ and /2hug/ game meant that /tesg/ required a win by 5 goals of more to overcome their goal differential and escape to the survival round for the first time. That task was too big an ask though, the day was not without any glory for the /tesg/ team. Coming off of the high scoring /indie/ - /tesg/ game, both M'aiq and Vivec scored two goals in quick succession within 5 minutes of each other. Unfortunately, this rapid play did not continue for much longer, /gfg/ learned that one does kill a god when Sharkitect was sent off at 19 minutes for a dangerous tackle on Dagoth Ur outside of the penalty box. Down to 10 men, /gfg/ decided upon trying to prevent further damage to their ranks and changed to a more defensive formation. This was to result in /tesg/'s demise, as they could not break the /gfg/ defenses until a second formation change late in the game, with a second goal by M'aiq at 88 minutes. Thus the day concluded with /tesg/'s first official victory, but failing to advance. <br>
In all, the VGL 12 outing was a more competent /tesg/ than in VGL 11. Hopefully, the team will have the opportunity to achieve further glory in future competitions.<br>
</div>


==Roster==
==Roster==
''Main article: [[/tesg/ roster]]''
''Main article: [[/tesg/ roster]]''
{{sq start}}
{{sq start}}
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=A NEW HAND}}
{{sq start player |no=96  |pos=GK |name="HALT!" }}
{{sq start player |no=96  |pos=CB |name="HALT!" }}
{{sq start player |no=16 |pos=CB |name=Thalmor Aesthetics }}
{{sq start player |no=69 |pos=CB |name=Nexus}}
{{sq start player |no=20 |pos=CB |name=Orc Hygiene }}
{{sq bronze player |no=|pos=LB |name=Serana }}  
{{sq start player |no=9 |pos=CB |name=Sheogorath }}  
{{sq silver player |no=2 |pos=RB |name=Hodd Toward}}
{{sq start player |no=72 |pos=DMF |name=Lusty Argonian Maid }}
{{sq start player |no=8  |pos=DMF |name=Pelinal Whitestrake}}
{{sq start player |no=5  |pos=DMF |name=Serana }}
{{sq bronze player |no=8  |pos=SS |name=Pelinal Whitestrake }}
{{sq bronze player |no=4 |pos=SS |name= Dagoth Ur }}
{{sq silver player |no=3  |pos=CMF |name=Vivec }}
{{sq silver player |no=3  |pos=CMF |name=Vivec }}
{{sq start player |no=6|pos=AMF |name=Stealth Archer}}
{{sq silver player |no=76 |pos=RWF |name=Hodd Toward }}
{{sq bronze player |no=4 |pos=LWF |name= Dagoth Ur }}
{{sq gold player |no=7 |pos=CF |name=M'aiq }} {{captain}}
{{sq start player |no=9 |pos=RWF |name=Sheogorath }}  
{{sq gold player |no=7 |pos=SS |name=M'aiq }} {{captain}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq player |no=11 |pos=GK |name=Paarthurnax }}
{{sq player |no=1 |pos=DMF |name=A NEW HAND }}  
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=CB |name=Ulfric Did Nothing Wrong}}
{{sq player |no=6|pos=CB |name=Stealth Archer }}
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CB |name=Lorelet }}
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=CB |name=Ulfric Did Nothing Wrong }}
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=CB |name=Rolff }}
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=CB |name=Rolff "Every Night" Stonefist }}
{{sq player |no=21 |pos=CB |name=UESP}}  
{{sq player |no=36 |pos=DMF |name=Waifu (male) }}  
{{sq player |no=52 |pos=LB |name=Fargoth }}
{{sq player |no=22 |pos=DMF |name=Waiting for TES VI }}
{{sq player |no=17 |pos=DMF |name=Kirkbride}}
{{sq player |no=42 |pos=DMF |name=Waifu and Lore Harmony }}
{{sq player |no=22 |pos=DMF |name={{greentext|Vanilla}} }}
{{sq player |no=45 |pos=CMF |name=Everyone's Favourite Questline }}
{{sq player |no=36 |pos= CMF |name=Waifu (male) }}  
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=DMF |name=Lorelet }}
{{sq player |no=16 |pos=AMF |name=Thalmor Aesthetics }}
{{sq player |no=26 |pos=CB |name=St Jiub }}
{{sq player |no=20 |pos=RWF |name=Orc Hygiene }}
{{sq player |no=78 |pos=CB |name=Snelves }}
{{sq player |no=77 |pos=CF |name=Alchemy is fine }}
{{sq player |no=99 |pos=CF |name=The MOST Dangerous Foe}}
{{sq end}}
{{sq end}}


<br>
<br>


==Exports and Aesthetics==
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==Exports==
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">


{|{{Prettytable}}
{|{{Prettytable}}
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!style="color:#FFF; background:#5b253d;"|'''Dates'''
!style="color:#FFF; background:#5b253d;"|'''Dates'''
|-
|-
|style="font-size:90%;"|
|style="background:#905595" rowspan="1" align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|135px|link=/vg/ League 11]]<br>[[/vg/ League 11]]
[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vg/_League_11 VGL 11]
|align=center|
|
[https://mega.nz/#!6aIBzI6Q!Cls5CamirnG8l9anzP6NYWb5Z-hrq7kDHY7i2iujf4w Aesthetics] <br>
[https://mega.nz/#!6aIBzI6Q!Cls5CamirnG8l9anzP6NYWb5Z-hrq7kDHY7i2iujf4w Initial Aesthetics] <br>
[https://mega.nz/#!nTAyFahT!rh2lkHPzuctS5LGpmlKw6kEOSGMpgjqmUF2NL6XSyT8 Audio] <br>
[https://mega.nz/#!ifAnDKoL!MxBSnLwI-ro0lsM21ZnYzPTKu4syUDrXNo-ctcjVikw Audio] <br>
[https://mega.nz/#!uOYU0aRB!8xAKRCI7DL7xyDujnIqw8E4QiUkBUGa_7QsVztCIRX8 Tactics] <br>
[https://mega.nz/#!uOYU0aRB!8xAKRCI7DL7xyDujnIqw8E4QiUkBUGa_7QsVztCIRX8 Group Stage Tactics] <br>
|align=center|
|
2018.11.23 - 2018.12.07 <br>
2018.11.23 - TBD <br>
|-
|style="background:#905595" rowspan="1" align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|135px|link=/vg/ League 12]]<br>[[/vg/ League 12]]
|align=center|
Aesthetics <br>
[https://mega.nz/#!DDBElIba!i13pUMtfjbjsUC-0MixWqPYbBUV5carxYUAxXz_-Xxs Audio] <br>
[https://mega.nz/#!6fgmiKRC!n5UokMOxHMMu942EcOta4-FMDJSOWhiarW7qas_rJl4 Tactics] <br>
|align=center|
2019.06.07 - 2019.06.21 <br>
|}
|}
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible">


==The Bard's College==
==The Bard's College==
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
<big>'''Anthems'''</big>
<big>'''Anthems'''</big>
* Anthem: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXpfCDZkiyY Nerevar Rising]
* Anthem: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXpfCDZkiyY Nerevar Rising]
* Victory Anthem: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YKicBAMlBk Auriel’s Ascension]
* Victory Anthem: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YKicBAMlBk Auriel’s Ascension]
* Against {{team away|2hug}}: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W65dJl30HOo&t=5m55s Cirno's Skyrim Flute]


<big>'''Goal Horns'''</big>
<big>'''Goal Horns'''</big>
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* Standard Goal Horn: One They Fear
* Standard Goal Horn: One They Fear
* Vivec Goal Horn: Chim Chim Cher-ee
* Vivec Goal Horn: Chim Chim Cher-ee
* Sheogorath Brace Horn: ZOOMIN (FEAT. DERVENIN)  
* Sheogorath Horn: ZOOMIN (FEAT. DERVENIN)  
* Dagoth Ur Brace Horn: Dagothwave
* Dagoth Ur Horn: Dagothwave
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<div class="mw-collapsible">


==Imperial Library Match Records==
==Imperial Library Match Records==
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
''Main article: [[/tesg/ Arcanaeum]]''
''Main article: [[/tesg/ Arcanaeum]]''
=== Official Matches ===  
=== Official Matches ===  
{| class="wikitable" width=65%
{| class="wikitable" width=65%
|-
|-
!style="background:#5b253d;color:#ffffff"| Competition
!style="background:#5b253d;color:#ffffff"| Date
!style="background:#5b253d;color:#ffffff"| Date
!style="background:#5b253d;color:#ffffff"| Opponent
!style="background:#5b253d;color:#ffffff"| Opponent
!style="background:#5b253d;color:#ffffff"| Competition
!style="background:#5b253d;color:#ffffff"| Result
!style="background:#5b253d;color:#ffffff"| Result
!style="background:#5b253d;color:#ffffff"| Scorers
!style="background:#5b253d;color:#ffffff"| Scorers
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|-
|style="background:#905595" rowspan="4" align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|135px|link=/vg/ League 11]]<br>[[/vg/ League 11]]
 
|-bgcolor="FFDDFF"
| 25 November, 2018
| 25 November, 2018
| {{team away|mcg}}
| {{team away|mcg}}
| align=center|[[/vg/ League 11]]
| align=center| [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi_329z1c3I 5 - 0]
| align=center| TBD
|<small> None</small>
|<small> None</small>
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
 
|-bgcolor="FFDDFF"
| 1 December, 2018
| 1 December, 2018
| {{team away|rsg}}
| {{team away|rsg}}
| align=center|[[/vg/ League 11]]
| align=center| [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXfKRhkS-JI 2 - 0]
| align=center| TBD
|<small> None</small>
|<small> None</small>
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
 
| 7 December, 2014
|-bgcolor="FFDDFF"
| 7 December, 2018
| {{team away|vitagen}}
| {{team away|vitagen}}
| align=center|[[/vg/ League 11]]
| align=center| [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnLkmQOS9tU 1 - 2]
| align=center| TBD
|<small> M'aiq {{goal|17}}</small>
|-
|style="background:#905595" rowspan="4" align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|135px|link=/vg/ League 12]]<br>[[/vg/ League 12]]
 
|-bgcolor="FFDDFF"
| 9 June, 2019
| {{team away|2hug}}
| align=center| [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZckrEmMmuu0 3 - 0]
|<small> None</small>
|<small> None</small>
|-bgcolor="FFFFCC"
| 15 June, 2019
| {{team away|indie}}
| align=center| [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73ZLC50TQVA 4 - 4]
| <small> M'aiq {{goal|28}} <br> Vivec {{goal|69}} <br> Dagoth Ur {{goal|74}} <br> Pelinal Whitestrake {{goal|86}} </small>
|-bgcolor="CCFFFF"
| 21 June, 2018
| {{team away|gfg}}
| align=center| [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3cIT4K8Bz0 3 - 0]
| <small> M'aiq {{goal|11||88}} <br> Vivec {{goal|16}} </small>
|}
|}
<br/>
<br/>
=== Unofficial Matches ===  
=== Unofficial Matches ===  
</div>
{| class="wikitable" width=65%
|-
!style="background:#5b253d;color:#ffffff"| Competition
!style="background:#5b253d;color:#ffffff"| Date
!style="background:#5b253d;color:#ffffff"| Opponent
!style="background:#5b253d;color:#ffffff"| Result
!style="background:#5b253d;color:#ffffff"| Scorers
|-
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="3" align=center|[[File:Vgluigi.png|135px|link=VGL Luigi Circuit]]<br>[[VGL Luigi Circuit]]
|-bgcolor="FFCCFF"
| 12 January, 2019
| {{team away|ssbg}}
| align=center| 1-3
| Dagoth Ur {{goal|17}}
|-bgcolor="FFCCFF"
| 12 January, 2019
| {{team away|ink}}
| align=center| 3-1
| Sheogorath
|-
|style="background:#905595" rowspan="2" align=center|[[/vg/ League 12 Friendlies]]
|-bgcolor="CCFFFF"
| 29 March, 2019
| {{team away|aceg}}
| align=center| 1-5
| <small> {{goal|41||63||70||78}} Dagoth Ur <br> <small> {{goal|88}} M'aiq
|}
<div class="mw-collapsible">
==Trophy Room==
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
Wooden Spoon - [[/vg/ League 11]]
</div>


[[Category:/vg/ League teams]]
[[Category:/vg/ League teams]]

Latest revision as of 16:52, 18 July 2019

/tesg/
In CHIM Speramus
Tesg logo.png
/tesg/ - The Elder Scrolls General
Founded October 31, 2018
Manager Tiber Septim
Owner Bethesda Game Studios
IRL manager
Team colors
Chat color 5b253d
Morrowind Mauve
Ranking 56
Highest rank 52 (November 23rd 2018)
Lowest rank 56 (December 9th 2018)
Top scorer M'aiq (4)
Top assister Hodd Toward, Vivec (2)
Captain M'aiq
Website /tesg/ - The Elder Scrolls General
Nickname Uriel's Legionnaires
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
1 1 4 6 16.67%
GF GA GD
8 16 -8
Biggest win
/tesg/ Tesg icon.png 3–0 Gfg icon.png /gfg/
2019-06-21
Biggest defeat
/mcg/ Mcg icon.png 5–0 Tesg icon.png /tesg/
2018-11-25
First match
/mcg/ Mcg icon.png 5–0 Tesg icon.png /tesg/
2018-11-25
/vg/ League
Appearances 2 (First in /vg/ League 11)
Best result 48th, /vg/ League 11
Team music
Anthem Nerevar Rising
Victory Anthem Auriel’s Ascension

Goal horn One They Fear
Vivec Goal Horn Chim Chim Cher-ee
Sheogorath Goal Horn ZOOMIN (FEAT. DERVENIN)
Dagoth Ur Goal Horn Dagothwave
Kits


The stars were right, this is the time. Gods give us strength.

Team History

Escaping from the jail cells in the Imperial City, Uriel Septim put together a squad of the most dangerous useless footballers to win glory for /tesg/. Their adventure did not get off to a triumphant start.

VGL 11

On the 3rd day of the group stages, /tesg/ played the second match of the day against /mcg/ in Group I. This was a disastrous debut for the team. The team conceded two goals in the first half, and were unable to regain any ground in the second half. Much like the Thalmor Invasion of the Empire, the Brown Bricks of /mcg/ crushed any hopes of a MostDangerousLead comeback and a fatal goal occurred from Autism at 58 minutes. Changes were made to the team to try and stem the bleeding, with only a single goal following from MotM, Dedotated Wam (7.5), suggesting the changes could have had some effect. Truly a grim showing from /tesg/.
/tesg/ played their second game on the 5th day of VGL 11, against /rsg. Despite a strong showing from /tesg/, they were unable to beat ur bad's impeccable goal-keeping. Every shot on target was caught by the /rsg/ keeper. Misfortune piled on misfortune, as "HALT!" made a terrible clearance by kicking the ball into the back of Stealth Archer which allowed for Slayerscape to convert /rsg/'s first shot of the game into an easy goal. This goal was followed by a second four minutes later from Thok after Pelinal pulled a Neymar instead of clearing the ball. While /tesg/ continued to make many shots in the second half, the lack of substitutions for the team did not help the tired players convert any of those shots into crucial goals. Despite winning by 2 goals, it was /rsg/'s ur bad who claimed the MotM title with a (7.0) for holding /tesg/ to a second scoreless appearance. Following the second cursed game, /tesg/ now require a win of at least 4 goals in the final match of Group I in addition to /mcg/ blowing out /rsg/ as they have done in their first 2 games.
Despite a victory from /mcg/ against /rsg/, Azura did not favour /tesg/ in their match with /vitagen/. The team secured their first goal from a corner taken by Hodd Toward which resulted in a successful header into the net for M'aiq at 17 minutes, but this euphoria was short-lived. /vitagen/ responded swiftly with an answering goal in less than a minute, and /tesg/ found themselves drawn. The team could not successfully penetrate /vitagen/'s defence for the rest of the first half, and were down by a goal at the half after High Impact Sexual Violence managed a second. The team came a bit more to life in the second half, with "HALT!" in red condition carrying the defence at several points. /tesg/ nearly matched /vitagen/ for shots by the end of the game, and outplayed them in passing, but those statistics were for nought as they could neither secure an equaliser or their advancement from the group stage. Losing 2-1, /tesg/ won the VGL 11 spoon, with a tragic -8 GD.

VGL 12

/tesg/ returned to VGL12 with some optimism after an amazing display against /aceg in the /vg/ League 12 Friendlies. Unfortunately for them, their opening appearance in Group L taught them to rember day when they was scared and frigten rather than a day of hope and joy, with another scoreless blowout against /2hug/, as they lost 3-0.
Hopes and expectations were low following yet another loss for the /tesg/ team going into the /indie game. To the surprise of everyone, the game opened with a goal from M'aiq at the 28th minute. The fans were no doubt left clutching their heads when /indie/ answered 3 minutes later, was this to be a repeat of the /vitagen/ game from VGL11? As it would turn out, no. The game went to half time perfectly balanced at 1-1. Whatever went on in the locker rooms during that half time did something, as both teams managed to score a further 3 goals apiece in the second half. Of /tesg/'s star players, only Hodd Toward failed to accomplish a goal during the match; as Vivec, Dagoth Ur and Pelinal Whitestrake all added to the goals for /tesg/. An exciting game, it inspired the hope that /tesg/ could perhaps mantle something greater.
The final game of Group L was against the dreaded guns of /gfg/. The outcome of the /indie/ and /2hug/ game meant that /tesg/ required a win by 5 goals of more to overcome their goal differential and escape to the survival round for the first time. That task was too big an ask though, the day was not without any glory for the /tesg/ team. Coming off of the high scoring /indie/ - /tesg/ game, both M'aiq and Vivec scored two goals in quick succession within 5 minutes of each other. Unfortunately, this rapid play did not continue for much longer, /gfg/ learned that one does kill a god when Sharkitect was sent off at 19 minutes for a dangerous tackle on Dagoth Ur outside of the penalty box. Down to 10 men, /gfg/ decided upon trying to prevent further damage to their ranks and changed to a more defensive formation. This was to result in /tesg/'s demise, as they could not break the /gfg/ defenses until a second formation change late in the game, with a second goal by M'aiq at 88 minutes. Thus the day concluded with /tesg/'s first official victory, but failing to advance.
In all, the VGL 12 outing was a more competent /tesg/ than in VGL 11. Hopefully, the team will have the opportunity to achieve further glory in future competitions.

Roster

Main article: /tesg/ roster

No. Position Player
96
  GK
"HALT!"
16
  CB
Thalmor Aesthetics
20
  CB
Orc Hygiene
9
  CB
Sheogorath
72
  DMF
Lusty Argonian Maid
5
  DMF
Serana
8
  SS
Pelinal Whitestrake
4
  SS
Dagoth Ur
3
  CMF
Vivec
76
  RWF
Hodd Toward
7
  CF
M'aiq Captain
No. Position Player
1
  DMF
A NEW HAND
6
  CB
Stealth Archer
14
  CB
Ulfric Did Nothing Wrong
18
  CB
Rolff "Every Night" Stonefist
36
  DMF
Waifu (male)
22
  DMF
Waiting for TES VI
42
  DMF
Waifu and Lore Harmony
45
  CMF
Everyone's Favourite Questline
15
  DMF
Lorelet
26
  CB
St Jiub
78
  CB
Snelves
99
  CF
The MOST Dangerous Foe


Exports

Competition Exports Dates
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/vg/ League 11

Aesthetics
Audio
Tactics

2018.11.23 - 2018.12.07

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/vg/ League 12

Aesthetics
Audio
Tactics

2019.06.07 - 2019.06.21

The Bard's College

Anthems

Goal Horns

  • Standard Goal Horn: One They Fear
  • Vivec Goal Horn: Chim Chim Cher-ee
  • Sheogorath Horn: ZOOMIN (FEAT. DERVENIN)
  • Dagoth Ur Horn: Dagothwave

Imperial Library Match Records

Main article: /tesg/ Arcanaeum

Official Matches

Competition Date Opponent Result Scorers
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/vg/ League 11
25 November, 2018 Mcg icon.png /mcg/ 5 - 0 None
1 December, 2018 Rsg icon.png /rsg/ 2 - 0 None
7 December, 2018 Vitagen icon.png /vitagen/ 1 - 2 M'aiq Goal 17'
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/vg/ League 12
9 June, 2019 2hug icon.png /2hug/ 3 - 0 None
15 June, 2019 Indie icon.png /indie/ 4 - 4 M'aiq Goal 28'
Vivec Goal 69'
Dagoth Ur Goal 74'
Pelinal Whitestrake Goal 86'
21 June, 2018 Gfg icon.png /gfg/ 3 - 0 M'aiq Goal 11'88'
Vivec Goal 16'


Unofficial Matches

Competition Date Opponent Result Scorers
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VGL Luigi Circuit
12 January, 2019 Ssbg icon.png /ssbg/ 1-3 Dagoth Ur Goal 17'
12 January, 2019 Ink icon.png /ink/ 3-1 Sheogorath
/vg/ League 12 Friendlies
29 March, 2019 Aceg icon.png /aceg/ 1-5 Goal 41'63'70'78' Dagoth Ur
Goal 88' M'aiq

Trophy Room

Wooden Spoon - /vg/ League 11


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