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/tesg/

In CHIM Speramus

/tesg/ - The Elder Scrolls General

Founded

October 31, 2018

Manager

Tiber Septim

Owner

Bethesda Game Studios

IRL manager

Team colors

Chat color

5b253d
Morrowind Mauve

Ranking

56

Highest rank

52 (November 23rd 2018)

Lowest rank

56 (December 9th 2018)

Top scorer

M'aiq (4)

Top assister

Hodd Toward, Vivec (2)

Captain

M'aiq

Website

/tesg/ - The Elder Scrolls General

Nickname

Uriel's Legionnaires

Historic performance

1	1	4			6				16.67%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
8	16	-8

Biggest win
/tesg/	3–0	/gfg/
2019-06-21

Biggest defeat
/mcg/	5–0	/tesg/
2018-11-25

First match
/mcg/	5–0	/tesg/
2018-11-25

/vg/ League
Appearances	2 (First in /vg/ League 11)
Best result	48th, /vg/ League 11

Team music

Anthem	Nerevar Rising
Victory Anthem	Auriel’s Ascension

Goal horn	One They Fear
Vivec Goal Horn	Chim Chim Cher-ee
Sheogorath Goal Horn	ZOOMIN (FEAT. DERVENIN)
Dagoth Ur Goal Horn	Dagothwave

Kits

The stars were right, this is the time. Gods give us strength.

Team History

Escaping from the jail cells in the Imperial City, Uriel Septim put together a squad of the most ~~dangerous~~ useless footballers to win glory for /tesg/. Their adventure did not get off to a triumphant start.

VGL 11

On the 3rd day of the group stages, /tesg/ played the second match of the day against /mcg/ in Group I. This was a disastrous debut for the team. The team conceded two goals in the first half, and were unable to regain any ground in the second half. Much like the Thalmor Invasion of the Empire, the Brown Bricks of /mcg/ crushed any hopes of a MostDangerousLead comeback and a fatal goal occurred from Autism at 58 minutes. Changes were made to the team to try and stem the bleeding, with only a single goal following from MotM, Dedotated Wam (7.5), suggesting the changes could have had some effect. Truly a grim showing from /tesg/.
/tesg/ played their second game on the 5th day of VGL 11, against /rsg. Despite a strong showing from /tesg/, they were unable to beat ur bad's impeccable goal-keeping. Every shot on target was caught by the /rsg/ keeper. Misfortune piled on misfortune, as "HALT!" made a terrible clearance by kicking the ball into the back of Stealth Archer which allowed for Slayerscape to convert /rsg/'s first shot of the game into an easy goal. This goal was followed by a second four minutes later from Thok after Pelinal pulled a Neymar instead of clearing the ball. While /tesg/ continued to make many shots in the second half, the lack of substitutions for the team did not help the tired players convert any of those shots into crucial goals. Despite winning by 2 goals, it was /rsg/'s ur bad who claimed the MotM title with a (7.0) for holding /tesg/ to a second scoreless appearance. Following the second cursed game, /tesg/ now require a win of at least 4 goals in the final match of Group I in addition to /mcg/ blowing out /rsg/ as they have done in their first 2 games.
Despite a victory from /mcg/ against /rsg/, Azura did not favour /tesg/ in their match with /vitagen/. The team secured their first goal from a corner taken by Hodd Toward which resulted in a successful header into the net for M'aiq at 17 minutes, but this euphoria was short-lived. /vitagen/ responded swiftly with an answering goal in less than a minute, and /tesg/ found themselves drawn. The team could not successfully penetrate /vitagen/'s defence for the rest of the first half, and were down by a goal at the half after High Impact Sexual Violence managed a second. The team came a bit more to life in the second half, with "HALT!" in red condition carrying the defence at several points. /tesg/ nearly matched /vitagen/ for shots by the end of the game, and outplayed them in passing, but those statistics were for nought as they could neither secure an equaliser or their advancement from the group stage. Losing 2-1, /tesg/ won the VGL 11 spoon, with a tragic -8 GD.

VGL 12

/tesg/ returned to VGL12 with some optimism after an amazing display against /aceg in the /vg/ League 12 Friendlies. Unfortunately for them, their opening appearance in Group L taught them to rember day when they was scared and frigten rather than a day of hope and joy, with another scoreless blowout against /2hug/, as they lost 3-0.
Hopes and expectations were low following yet another loss for the /tesg/ team going into the /indie game. To the surprise of everyone, the game opened with a goal from M'aiq at the 28th minute. The fans were no doubt left clutching their heads when /indie/ answered 3 minutes later, was this to be a repeat of the /vitagen/ game from VGL11? As it would turn out, no. The game went to half time perfectly balanced at 1-1. Whatever went on in the locker rooms during that half time did something, as both teams managed to score a further 3 goals apiece in the second half. Of /tesg/'s star players, only Hodd Toward failed to accomplish a goal during the match; as Vivec, Dagoth Ur and Pelinal Whitestrake all added to the goals for /tesg/. An exciting game, it inspired the hope that /tesg/ could perhaps mantle something greater.
The final game of Group L was against the dreaded guns of /gfg/. The outcome of the /indie/ and /2hug/ game meant that /tesg/ required a win by 5 goals of more to overcome their goal differential and escape to the survival round for the first time. That task was too big an ask though, the day was not without any glory for the /tesg/ team. Coming off of the high scoring /indie/ - /tesg/ game, both M'aiq and Vivec scored two goals in quick succession within 5 minutes of each other. Unfortunately, this rapid play did not continue for much longer, /gfg/ learned that one does kill a god when Sharkitect was sent off at 19 minutes for a dangerous tackle on Dagoth Ur outside of the penalty box. Down to 10 men, /gfg/ decided upon trying to prevent further damage to their ranks and changed to a more defensive formation. This was to result in /tesg/'s demise, as they could not break the /gfg/ defenses until a second formation change late in the game, with a second goal by M'aiq at 88 minutes. Thus the day concluded with /tesg/'s first official victory, but failing to advance.
In all, the VGL 12 outing was a more competent /tesg/ than in VGL 11. Hopefully, the team will have the opportunity to achieve further glory in future competitions.

Roster

Main article: /tesg/ roster

No.

Position

Player

96

	GK

"HALT!"

16

	CB

Thalmor Aesthetics

20

	CB

Orc Hygiene

9

	CB

Sheogorath

72

	DMF

Lusty Argonian Maid

5

	DMF

Serana

8

	SS

Pelinal Whitestrake

4

	SS

Dagoth Ur

3

	CMF

Vivec

76

	RWF

Hodd Toward

7

	CF

M'aiq

No.

Position

Player

1

	DMF

A NEW HAND

6

	CB

Stealth Archer

14

	CB

Ulfric Did Nothing Wrong

18

	CB

Rolff "Every Night" Stonefist

36

	DMF

Waifu (male)

22

	DMF

Waiting for TES VI

42

	DMF

Waifu and Lore Harmony

45

	CMF

Everyone's Favourite Questline

15

	DMF

Lorelet

26

	CB

St Jiub

78

	CB

Snelves

99

	CF

The MOST Dangerous Foe

Exports

Competition	Exports	Dates
/vg/ League 11	Aesthetics Audio Tactics	2018.11.23 - 2018.12.07
/vg/ League 12	Aesthetics Audio Tactics	2019.06.07 - 2019.06.21

The Bard's College

Anthems

Anthem: Nerevar Rising
Victory Anthem: Auriel’s Ascension
Against /2hug/: Cirno's Skyrim Flute

Goal Horns

Standard Goal Horn: One They Fear
Vivec Goal Horn: Chim Chim Cher-ee
Sheogorath Horn: ZOOMIN (FEAT. DERVENIN)
Dagoth Ur Horn: Dagothwave

Imperial Library Match Records

Main article: /tesg/ Arcanaeum

Official Matches

Competition	Date	Opponent	Result	Scorers
/vg/ League 11
	25 November, 2018	/mcg/	5 - 0	None
	1 December, 2018	/rsg/	2 - 0	None
	7 December, 2018	/vitagen/	1 - 2	M'aiq 17'
/vg/ League 12
	9 June, 2019	/2hug/	3 - 0	None
	15 June, 2019	/indie/	4 - 4	M'aiq 28' Vivec 69' Dagoth Ur 74' Pelinal Whitestrake 86'
	21 June, 2018	/gfg/	3 - 0	M'aiq 11', 88' Vivec 16'

Unofficial Matches

Competition	Date	Opponent	Result	Scorers
VGL Luigi Circuit
	12 January, 2019	/ssbg/	1-3	Dagoth Ur 17'
	12 January, 2019	/ink/	3-1	Sheogorath
/vg/ League 12 Friendlies
/vg/ League 12 Friendlies	29 March, 2019	/aceg/	1-5	41', 63', 70', 78' Dagoth Ur 88' M'aiq

Trophy Room

Wooden Spoon - /vg/ League 11

Buy my game

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 |owner=Bethesda Game Studios
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+|irl=
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 |txtcolor= FFFFFF
 |scorer= M'aiq
-|goals= 1
+|goals= 4
-|assister= Hodd Toward
+|assister= Hodd Toward, Vivec
-|assists= 1
+|assists= 2
-|ranking= N/A
+|ranking= [[/vg/ League Rankings|56]]
-|high_ranking= 48
+|high_ranking= 52
-|high_date= December 9th 2018
+|high_date= November 23rd 2018
-|low_ranking= 48
+|low_ranking= 56
 |low_date= December 9th 2018
@@ Line 31: / Line 31: @@
 |nickname= Uriel's Legionnaires
-|w= 0
+|w= 1
-|d= 0
+|d= 1
-|l= 3
+|l= 4
-|gf=1
+|gf=8
-|ga=9
+|ga=16
-|win_home=
+|win_home= tesg
-|win_away=
+|win_away= gfg
-|win_score_home=
+|win_score_home= 3
-|win_score_away=
+|win_score_away= 0
-|win_date=
+|win_date= 2019-06-21
 |lose_home= mcg
 |lose_away= tesg
@@ Line 55: / Line 55: @@
 |first_date= 2018-11-25
-|vgl_appearances= 1
+|vgl_appearances= 2
 |first_vgl_appearance= [[/vg/ League 11]]
 |best_vgl_result='''48th'''
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 The stars were right, this is the time. Gods give us strength.
 ==Team History==
-Freed from the jail cells in the Imperial City, Dovahfag put together a squad of the most <s>dangerous</s> useless footballers to win glory for /tesg/. Their adventure did not get off to a triumphant start. <br>
+Escaping from the jail cells in the Imperial City, Uriel Septim put together a squad of the most <s>dangerous</s> useless footballers to win glory for /tesg/. Their adventure did not get off to a triumphant start. <br>
 <div class="mw-collapsible">
 ===VGL 11===
@@ Line 89: / Line 89: @@
 /tesg/ played their second game on the 5th day of VGL 11, against [[/rsg/|/rsg]]. Despite a strong showing from /tesg/, they were unable to beat ur bad's impeccable goal-keeping. Every shot on target was caught by the /rsg/ keeper. Misfortune piled on misfortune, as "HALT!" made a terrible clearance by kicking the ball into the back of Stealth Archer which allowed for Slayerscape to convert /rsg/'s first shot of the game into an easy goal. This goal was followed by a second four minutes later from Thok after Pelinal pulled a Neymar instead of clearing the ball. While /tesg/ continued to make many shots in the second half, the lack of substitutions for the team did not help the tired players convert any of those shots into crucial goals. Despite winning by 2 goals, it was /rsg/'s ur bad who claimed the MotM title with a (7.0) for holding /tesg/ to a second scoreless appearance. Following the second cursed game, /tesg/ now require a win of at least 4 goals in the final match of Group I in addition to /mcg/ blowing out /rsg/ as they have done in their first 2 games. <br>
 Despite a victory from /mcg/ against /rsg/, Azura did not favour /tesg/ in their match with [[/vitagen/|/vitagen/]]. The team secured their first goal from a corner taken by Hodd Toward which resulted in a successful header into the net for M'aiq at 17 minutes, but this euphoria was short-lived. /vitagen/ responded swiftly with an answering goal in less than a minute, and /tesg/ found themselves drawn. The team could not successfully penetrate /vitagen/'s defence for the rest of the first half, and were down by a goal at the half after High Impact Sexual Violence managed a second. The team came a bit more to life in the second half, with "HALT!" in red condition carrying the defence at several points. /tesg/ nearly matched /vitagen/ for shots by the end of the game, and outplayed them in passing, but those statistics were for nought as they could neither secure an equaliser or their advancement from the group stage. Losing 2-1, /tesg/ won the VGL 11 spoon, with a tragic -8 GD. <br>
+</div>
+===VGL 12===
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
+/tesg/ returned to VGL12 with some optimism after an amazing display against [[/aceg/|/aceg]] in the [[/vg/_League_12_Friendlies|/vg/ League 12 Friendlies]]. Unfortunately for them, their opening appearance in [[/vg/_League_12_Group_L|Group L]] taught them to rember day when they was scared and frigten rather than a day of hope and joy, with another scoreless blowout against [[/2hug/|/2hug/]], as they lost 3-0.<br>
+Hopes and expectations were low following yet another loss for the /tesg/ team going into the [[/indie/|/indie]] game. To the surprise of everyone, the game opened with a goal from M'aiq at the 28th minute. The fans were no doubt left clutching their heads when /indie/ answered 3 minutes later, was this to be a repeat of the /vitagen/ game from VGL11? As it would turn out, no. The game went to half time perfectly balanced at 1-1. Whatever went on in the locker rooms during that half time did something, as both teams managed to score a further 3 goals apiece in the second half. Of /tesg/'s star players, only Hodd Toward failed to accomplish a goal during the match; as Vivec, Dagoth Ur and Pelinal Whitestrake all added to the goals for /tesg/. An exciting game, it inspired the hope that /tesg/ could perhaps mantle something greater. <br>
+The final game of Group L was against the dreaded guns of [[/gfg/|/gfg/]]. The outcome of the /indie/ and /2hug/ game meant that /tesg/ required a win by 5 goals of more to overcome their goal differential and escape to the survival round for the first time. That task was too big an ask though, the day was not without any glory for the /tesg/ team. Coming off of the high scoring /indie/ - /tesg/ game, both M'aiq and Vivec scored two goals in quick succession within 5 minutes of each other. Unfortunately, this rapid play did not continue for much longer, /gfg/ learned that one does kill a god when Sharkitect was sent off at 19 minutes for a dangerous tackle on Dagoth Ur outside of the penalty box. Down to 10 men, /gfg/ decided upon trying to prevent further damage to their ranks and changed to a more defensive formation. This was to result in /tesg/'s demise, as they could not break the /gfg/ defenses until a second formation change late in the game, with a second goal by M'aiq at 88 minutes. Thus the day concluded with /tesg/'s first official victory, but failing to advance. <br>
+In all, the VGL 12 outing was a more competent /tesg/ than in VGL 11. Hopefully, the team will have the opportunity to achieve further glory in future competitions.<br>
 </div>
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 ''Main article: [[/tesg/ roster]]''
 {{sq start}}
-{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=A NEW HAND}}
+{{sq start player |no=96  |pos=GK |name="HALT!" }}
-{{sq start player |no=96  |pos=CB |name="HALT!" }}
+{{sq start player |no=16 |pos=CB |name=Thalmor Aesthetics }}
-{{sq start player |no=69 |pos=CB |name=Nexus}}
+{{sq start player |no=20 |pos=CB |name=Orc Hygiene }}
-{{sq bronze player |no=5  |pos=CB |name=Serana }}
+{{sq start player |no=9 |pos=CB |name=Sheogorath }}
-{{sq start player |no=6|pos=DMF |name=Stealth Archer}}
+{{sq start player |no=72 |pos=DMF |name=Lusty Argonian Maid }}
-{{sq start player |no=8  |pos=DMF |name=Pelinal Whitestrake}}
+{{sq start player |no=5  |pos=DMF |name=Serana }}
+{{sq bronze player |no=8  |pos=SS |name=Pelinal Whitestrake }}
+{{sq bronze player |no=4 |pos=SS |name= Dagoth Ur }}
 {{sq silver player |no=3  |pos=CMF |name=Vivec }}
-{{sq start player |no=9 |pos=CMF |name=Sheogorath }}
+{{sq silver player |no=76 |pos=RWF |name=Hodd Toward }}
-{{sq bronze player |no=4 |pos=SS |name= Dagoth Ur }}
-{{sq silver player |no=76 |pos=SS |name=Hodd Toward}}
 {{sq gold player |no=7 |pos=CF |name=M'aiq }} {{captain}}
 {{sq mid}}
-{{sq player |no=11 |pos=GK |name=Paarthurnax }}
+{{sq player |no=1 |pos=DMF |name=A NEW HAND }}
-{{sq player |no=14 |pos=CB |name=Ulfric Did Nothing Wrong}}
+{{sq player |no=6|pos=CB |name=Stealth Archer }}
-{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CB |name=Lorelet }}
+{{sq player |no=14 |pos=CB |name=Ulfric Did Nothing Wrong }}
-{{sq player |no=18 |pos=CB |name=Rolff }}
+{{sq player |no=18 |pos=CB |name=Rolff "Every Night" Stonefist }}
-{{sq player |no=21 |pos=CB |name=UESP}}
+{{sq player |no=36 |pos=DMF |name=Waifu (male) }}
-{{sq player |no=52 |pos=CB |name=Fargoth }}
+{{sq player |no=22 |pos=DMF |name=Waiting for TES VI }}
-{{sq player |no=17 |pos=DMF |name=Kirkbride}}
+{{sq player |no=42 |pos=DMF |name=Waifu and Lore Harmony }}
-{{sq player |no=22 |pos=DMF |name={{greentext|Vanilla}} }}
+{{sq player |no=45 |pos=CMF |name=Everyone's Favourite Questline }}
-{{sq player |no=36 |pos= CMF |name=Waifu (male) }}
+{{sq player |no=15 |pos=DMF |name=Lorelet }}
-{{sq player |no=16 |pos=CMF |name=Thalmor Aesthetics }}
+{{sq player |no=26 |pos=CB |name=St Jiub }}
-{{sq player |no=20 |pos=SS |name=Orc Hygiene }}
+{{sq player |no=78 |pos=CB |name=Snelves }}
-{{sq player |no=77 |pos=CF |name=Alchemy is fine }}
+{{sq player |no=99 |pos=CF |name=The MOST Dangerous Foe}}
 {{sq end}}
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 !style="color:#FFF; background:#5b253d;"|'''Dates'''
 |-
-|style="background:#905595" rowspan="3" align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|135px|link=/vg/ League 11]]<br>[[/vg/ League 11]]
+|style="background:#905595" rowspan="1" align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|135px|link=/vg/ League 11]]<br>[[/vg/ League 11]]
-|
+|align=center|
-[https://mega.nz/#!6aIBzI6Q!Cls5CamirnG8l9anzP6NYWb5Z-hrq7kDHY7i2iujf4w Initial Aesthetics] <br>
+[https://mega.nz/#!6aIBzI6Q!Cls5CamirnG8l9anzP6NYWb5Z-hrq7kDHY7i2iujf4w Aesthetics] <br>
 [https://mega.nz/#!nTAyFahT!rh2lkHPzuctS5LGpmlKw6kEOSGMpgjqmUF2NL6XSyT8 Audio] <br>
-[https://mega.nz/#!uOYU0aRB!8xAKRCI7DL7xyDujnIqw8E4QiUkBUGa_7QsVztCIRX8 Group Stage Tactics] <br>
+[https://mega.nz/#!uOYU0aRB!8xAKRCI7DL7xyDujnIqw8E4QiUkBUGa_7QsVztCIRX8 Tactics] <br>
-|
+|align=center|
 .11.23 - 2018.12.07 <br>
+|-
+|style="background:#905595" rowspan="1" align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|135px|link=/vg/ League 12]]<br>[[/vg/ League 12]]
+|align=center|
+Aesthetics <br>
+[https://mega.nz/#!DDBElIba!i13pUMtfjbjsUC-0MixWqPYbBUV5carxYUAxXz_-Xxs Audio] <br>
+[https://mega.nz/#!6fgmiKRC!n5UokMOxHMMu942EcOta4-FMDJSOWhiarW7qas_rJl4 Tactics] <br>
+|align=center|
+.06.07 - 2019.06.21 <br>
 |}
 </div>
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 ==The Bard's College==
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 * Anthem: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXpfCDZkiyY Nerevar Rising]
 * Victory Anthem: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YKicBAMlBk Auriel’s Ascension]
+* Against {{team away|2hug}}: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W65dJl30HOo&t=5m55s Cirno's Skyrim Flute]
 <big>'''Goal Horns'''</big>
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 ==Imperial Library Match Records==
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 | align=center| [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnLkmQOS9tU 1 - 2]
 |<small> M'aiq {{goal|17}}</small>
+|-
+|style="background:#905595" rowspan="4" align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|135px|link=/vg/ League 12]]<br>[[/vg/ League 12]]
+|-bgcolor="FFDDFF"
+| 9 June, 2019
+| {{team away|2hug}}
+| align=center| [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZckrEmMmuu0 3 - 0]
+|<small> None</small>
+|-bgcolor="FFFFCC"
+| 15 June, 2019
+| {{team away|indie}}
+| align=center| [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73ZLC50TQVA 4 - 4]
+| <small> M'aiq {{goal|28}} <br> Vivec {{goal|69}} <br> Dagoth Ur {{goal|74}} <br> Pelinal Whitestrake {{goal|86}} </small>
+|-bgcolor="CCFFFF"
+| 21 June, 2018
+| {{team away|gfg}}
+| align=center| [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3cIT4K8Bz0 3 - 0]
+| <small> M'aiq {{goal|11||88}} <br> Vivec {{goal|16}} </small>
 |}
 <br/>
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 !style="background:#5b253d;color:#ffffff"| Scorers
 |-
-|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="4" align=center|[[File:Vgluigi.png|135px|link=VGL Luigi Circuit]]<br>[[VGL Luigi Circuit]]
+|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="3" align=center|[[File:Vgluigi.png|135px|link=VGL Luigi Circuit]]<br>[[VGL Luigi Circuit]]
-|-bgcolor="CCCCCC"
+|-bgcolor="FFCCFF"
 | 12 January, 2019
 | {{team away|ssbg}}
-| align=center| {{team away|}}
+| align=center| 1-3
-| {{team away|}}
+| Dagoth Ur {{goal|17}}
-|-bgcolor="CCCCCC"
+|-bgcolor="FFCCFF"
 | 12 January, 2019
-| {{team away|}}
+| {{team away|ink}}
-| align=center| {{team away|}}
+| align=center| 3-1
-| {{team away|}}
+| Sheogorath
+|-
+|style="background:#905595" rowspan="2" align=center|[[/vg/ League 12 Friendlies]]
+|-bgcolor="CCFFFF"
+| 29 March, 2019
+| {{team away|aceg}}
+| align=center| 1-5
+| <small> {{goal|41||63||70||78}} Dagoth Ur <br> <small> {{goal|88}} M'aiq
 |}
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