/twg/

/twg/
Rome Demands Victory From Her Generals
/twg/ - Total War General
Founded 753 BC Manager Imperator Owner The Senate IRL manager Andy Team colors Chat color 990000 Rubeus Ranking 5( 27) Highest rank 1st (December 14th, 2014) Lowest rank 42nd (Feburary 20th, 2018) Top scorer Napoopan (47) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain SETTRA RULES Website /twg/ - Total War General Nickname The Eternal General Trve Vnderstanders of Strategy
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 27 10 22 59 45.76%
GF GA GD 121 118 +3
Biggest win /domg/  1–6  /twg/ June 18th, 2016 Biggest defeat /twg/  1–5  /dng/ June 28th, 2015 First match /twg/  3–4  /scv/ December 7th, 2013
/vg/ League Appearances 12 (First in /vg/ League 1) Best result 1st, /vg/ League 6
Team music
Anthem AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE BLOOD RUNS COLD Victory Anthem Matsuri Goal horn Barbarian Victory The Giant Rat That Makes All Of The Rules Goalhorn Gray Seers? Fuck YOU-YOU! Blowout goalhorn Play the first time /twg/ gets ahead by four
Kits

This was the Golden Age that, without coercion, without laws, spontaneously nurtured the good and the true. There was no fear or punishment: there were no death stacks to kill you, fixed in iron, no crowd of suppliants fearing the barbarians face: they lived safely without protection. No army felled in the mountains had yet reached the flowing waves to travel to other forts: factions only knew their own land. There was no massive mobilization, no straight war-trumpets, no coiled horns, no swords and helmets. Without the use of armies, people passed their lives in gentle peace and security. The earth herself also, freely, without the scars of fire, untouched by blood, produced everything from herself. Contented with food that grew without molestation, they built up their settlement, and ate the fruit of the strawberry tree, wild cherries, blackberries clinging to the tough brambles, and acorns fallen from Jupiter's spreading oak-tree. Peace was eternal, and gentle breezes caressed with warm air the flowers that grew without being seeded. Then the tilled earth gave of its produce and, without needing to repair, the fields whitened with heavy ears of corn. Sometimes rivers of milk flowed, sometimes streams of nectar, and golden honey trickled from the green holm oak.

Then the deathstack from the donut arrived, declaring war without provocation.

Team

Roster

No. Position Player I   GK HIS IMMENSITY XIV   LB Hammer 'n' Anvil II   CB >HOP-LEE-TAYS III   CB Trve Vnderstander V   RB COLD BLOODED VI   DMF >PONTUS VII   CMF wegh VIII   CMF Repantsu IX   AMF S U P R E M E XX   SS QUEEK X   CF SETTRA RULES

No. Position Player XI   GK Archaon the Neverchosen XIII   LB King of the Kiddie Pool XVIII   LB Wife I Adore XIX   LB Hola Skinks XII   CB Spearmanii IV   CB Yari Ashigaru Gozaimasu XVI   CB Mummy Mommy XV   RB Thanquol XVII   RB PRINCE AND EMPEROR XXI   RB THE DAY IS OURS XXII   DMF Too Many Charlemagnes XXIII   DMF Cao Cao

Rivalries

/twg/ vs /gsg/ - The Strategy Derby

Whenever I consider the origin of this war and the necessities of our position, I have a sure confidence that this day, and this union of yours, will be the beginning of freedom to the whole of /twg/. To all of us slavery is a thing unknown; there are no lands beyond us, and even the sea is not safe, menaced as we are by a /gsg/ fleet. And thus in war and battle, in which the brave find glory, even the coward will find safety. Former contests, in which, with varying fortune, the Autists were resisted, still left in us a last hope of succour, inasmuch as being the most renowned nation of /twg/, dwelling in the very heart of the country, and out of sight of the shores of the painted, we could keep even our eyes unpolluted by the contagion of slavery. To us who dwell on the uttermost confines of the earth and of freedom, this remote sanctuary of real time strategical glory has up to this time been a defence. Now, however, the furthest limits of /twg/ are thrown open, and the unknown always passes for the marvellous. But there are no threads beyond us, nothing indeed but time and boredom, and the yet more terrible Autists, from whose painting, escape is vainly sought by obedience and submission. Blobbers of the board, having by their universal plunder blobbed the land, they rifle the deep. If the enemy be rich, they are rapacious; if he be poor, they lust for dominion; neither the east nor the west has been able to satisfy them. Alone among men they covet with equal eagerness poverty and riches. To colour, slaughter, plunder, they give the lying name of empire; they make a blob and call it strategy.

Battle History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
December 7, 2013	/scv/	/vg/ League 1	3-4 L	Antiochus  15', 45+' Napoopan  84'
December 8, 2013	/ccg/	/vg/ League 1	1-3 L	Antiochus 69'
December 14, 2013	/gsg/	/vg/ League 1	1-4 L	Napoopan  ?'
June 13, 2013	/bsg/	/vg/ League 2	1-0 W	Antiochus  12' (pen)
June 14, 2014	/dsg/	/vg/ League 2	4-2 W	Hammer 'n' Anvil  7' Antiochus  24', 71' Parthian Cataphracts  90+2'
June 20, 2014	/rsg/	/vg/ League 2	5-2 W	Hammer 'n' Anvil  19' Parthian Cataphracts  73', 90+1', 90+5' Pope Assassin  86'
June 22, 2014	/npg/	/vg/ League 2	0-1 L
December 5, 2014	/csgog/	/vg/ League 3	3-3 W	Hammer 'n' Anvil  17' Napoopan  26', 59'
December 6, 2014	/gsg/	/vg/ League 3	1-2 L	Napoopan  90+'
December 12, 2014	/kspg/	/vg/ League 3	2-1 W	Hammer 'n' Anvil  34' Napoopan  49'
December 13, 2014	/feg/	/vg/ League 3	4-0 W	Napoopan  6', 32', 86' Hammer 'n' Anvil  65'
December 14, 2014	/vitagen/	/vg/ League 3	1-0 W	Hammer 'n' Anvil  20'
December 14, 2014	/5N@F/	/vg/ League 3	0-2 L
December 14, 2014	/nepgen/	/vg/ League 3	2-1 W	Napoopan  5', 76'
June 12, 2015	/fgg/	/vg/ League 4	1-0 W	SAXON STRONK  57'
June 14, 2015	/mgg/	/vg/ League 4	4-0 W	Monsieur Antiochus  19', 65' Napoopan  39', 59'
June 21, 2015	/@/	/vg/ League 4	1-2 L	Monsieur Antiochus  61'
June 27, 2015	/domg/	/vg/ League 4	2-1 W	SAXON STRONK  13' Napoopan  35'
June 29, 2015	/dng/	/vg/ League 4	1-5 L	Napoopan  44'
December 5, 2015	/kspg/	/vg/ League 5	1-2 L	Napoopan  55'
December 11, 2015	/feg/	/vg/ League 5	1-1 D	Muh Arche Seleukia  60'
December 13, 2015	/mhg/	/vg/ League 5	2-0 W	78' (pen.) Meloncat  89' SAXON STRONK
December 19, 2015	/rlg/	/vg/ League 5	2-2 (4-2) L	6' Napoopan  41' SAXON STRONK
June 4, 2016	/vitagen/	/vg/ League 6	5-3 W	40', 54', 90+5' FUCKING ANTIOCHUS  65', 85' Napoopan
June 10, 2016	/@/	/vg/ League 6	3-4 L	3' FUCKING ANTIOCHUS  11' SAXON STRONK  45+1' Napoopan
June 12, 2016	/aog/	/vg/ League 6	1-1 D	83' Napoopan
June 18, 2016	/domg/	/vg/ League 6	6-1 W	11', 22' SAXON STRONK  17' WORST DAY OF MY LIFE  45+0', 58', 61' Napoopan
June 19, 2016	/ffg/	/vg/ League 6	3-1 W	26', 73' Napoopan  63' FUCKING ANTIOCHUS
June 19, 2016	/rsg/	/vg/ League 6	4-3 W	4', 39' FUCKING ANTIOCHUS  43' SAXON STRONK  75'Napoopan
June 19, 2016	/xcg/	/vg/ League 6	5-3 W	28'Theodosius Theodosius Theodosius  45+0' SAXON STRONK  45+3', 45+5', 52' Napoopan
December 2, 2016	/5N@F/	/vg/ League 7	2-2 D	31' Napoopan  90' ROME HAS CONQUERED
December 4, 2016	/aog/	/vg/ League 7	4-2 W	15' >PONTUS  36', 55' Napoopan  64' FUCKING ANTIOCHUS
December 10, 2016	/hanny/	/vg/ League 7	1-1 D	87' Hanny King
December 17, 2016	/rsg/	/vg/ League 7	1-0 W	64' FUCKING ANTIOCHUS
December 18, 2016	/5N@F/	/vg/ League 7	1-3 L	83' Napoopan
June 10, 2017	/ksg/	/vg/ League 8	1-2 L	85' PRINCE AND EMPEROR
June 16, 2017	/fgog/	/vg/ League 8	1-1 D	18' Napoopan
June 18, 2017	/skg/	/vg/ League 8	1-1 D	69' Napoopan
June 2, 2018	/agdg/	/vg/ League X	2-1 W	53' Monsieur Antiochus  73' Napoopan
June 8, 2018	/svg/	/vg/ League X	4-3 W	29', 50' Prince and Emperor  36' Napoopan  80' >PONTUS
June 17, 2018	/llsifg/	/vg/ League X	1-1 D	-
June 8, 2018	/hsg/	/vg/ League X	2-3 L	69' Prince and Emperor  78' Napoopan
November 24, 2018	/gfg/	/vg/ League 11	2-3 L	54' Prince and Emperor  63' Napoopan
November 30, 2018	/drg/	/vg/ League 11	1-2 L	67' Napoopan
December 9, 2018	/2hug/	/vg/ League 11	3-4 L	3', 50' Napoopan  60' Trve Vnderstander
June 8, 2019	/drg/	/vg/ League 12	2-1 W	4' Prince and Emperor  10' Trve Vnderstander
June 14, 2019	/trg/	/vg/ League 12	4-4 D	15' Trve Vnderstander  37', 71' Prince and Emperor  63' Napoopan
June 23, 2019	/llsifg/	/vg/ League 12	3-1 W	58', 87' Fucking Antiochus  90+3' Prince and Emperor
June 29, 2019	/osg/	/vg/ League 12	3-2 W	45+2' Trve Vnderstander  76' Napoopan  85' >Pontus
June 30, 2019	/ssbg/	/vg/ League 12	4-3 W	17', 47' Prince and Emperor  45+1' Trve Vnderstander  55' Napoopan
June 30, 2019	/dbg/	/vg/ League 12	0-3 L	-
June 30, 2019	/digi/	/vg/ League 12	1-2 L	7' Fucking Antiochus
June 6, 2020	/trg/	/vg/ League 14	2-3 L	68' Vlad on Vacation  68'Cao Cao
June 12, 2020	/digi/	/vg/ League 14	3-2 W	43' Repantsu  60' The Giant Rat that Makes all of the Rules  90+0' Cao Cao
June 21, 2020	/drag/	/vg/ League 14	3-3 D	Vlad on Vacation  16' Settra Rules  23' The Giant Rat that Makes all of the Rules  63'
June 26, 2020	/r6g/	/vg/ League 14	3-4 L	56' Vlad on Vacation  78' Queek  102' Settra Rules
November 21, 2020	/indie/	/vg/ League 15	3-2 W	52' Repantsu  63' S U P R E M E  90+0' Settra Rules
November 27, 2020	/aceg/	/vg/ League 15	0-4 L
December 6, 2020	/fg/	/vg/ League 15	4-2 W	14', 21' Settra Rules  31' S U P R E M E  61' Queek

Prior Wargames

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
June 7, 2015	/dng/	/vg/ League 4 Friendlies	3-0 W	Napoopan  4', 41' SAXON STRONK  90+'
April 7, 2018	/civ4xg/	/vg/ League X Friendlies	2-3 L	PRINCE AND EMPEROR  45+0' Monsieur Antiochus  79'
April 14, 2018	/gsg/	/vg/ League X Friendlies	3-0 W	PRINCE AND EMPEROR  9' (pen.) Napoopan  44' Theodosius Theodosius Theodosius  69'
September 14, 2018	/mbg/	/vg/ League 11 Friendlies	1-2 L	Monsieur Antiochus  30'
September 16, 2018	/civ4xg/	/vg/ League 11 Friendlies	2-3 L	PRINCE AND EMPEROR  71' Napoopan  90+5'
March 30, 2019	/civ4xg/	/vg/ League 12 Friendlies	4-1 W	PRINCE AND EMPEROR  9' >PONTUS  19' Napoopan  34', 82'
March 31, 2019	/gsg/	/vg/ League 12 Friendlies	1-0 W	Napoopan  33'
March 21, 2020	/mbg/	/vg/ League 14 Friendlies	3-5 L	SETTRA RULES  2' The Giant Rat That Makes All Of The Rules  10', 63'
March 22, 2020	/gsg/	/vg/ League 14 Friendlies	5-3 W	SETTRA RULES  5', 14', 22', 64' The Giant Rat That Makes All Of The Rules  44'

Prior Vnderstandings

• VGL 14 Friendlies Tactical Export (listed as /fgg/ in-game despite multiple efforts to change in Editor)
• VGL 14 Friendlies Music Export

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