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One wonders if the introduction of webms to 4chan was beneficial to /wsg/ or not, on one hand it expanded the focus of the board, on the other it brought a lot of unwanted crossover with YouTube. Nevertheless, what was once a team that only consisted of a collection of random gifs, has now blossomed into team of widely varying interests that can all coexist together thanks to being one of only two boards in which you can post webms with sound and the only one where porn won't drown everything else out.
Roster
Main Article: /wsg/ Roster
See Also: /wsg/ Roster Poll Results
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History
Main Article: /wsg/ History
From our humble beginnings as a collection of reaction gifs, to our first taste of competition at the highest level, to subtle rigging by a foreign actor, to our revival from the brink of the abyss, to our quick return to form, to our steady decline into mediocrity and abject failure, to our rebound by dishonest means, to a fresh start under more qualified management, to overcoming all odds in the pursuit of milestones that many teams have accomplished far quicker than us. Once the least relevant team among our cohorts, we've lifted our burdens and become a contender, we've finally blossomed, but for how long?
Performance
Match Record
Main Article: /wsg/ Match History
Tournament Record
| Event | Manager | Record | GF | GA | GD | Result | Place | Note |
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 All Official Friendlies
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RollFizzlebeef | 4-2-1 | 15 | 8 | 7 | Positive Record | N/A | #MakeFriendliesOfficialAgain |
 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers
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RollFizzlebeef, Hessen | 1-1-2 | 5 | 8 | -3 | Failed to Advance | 11th | >Failing to advance from a Qualifier. |
 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup
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RollFizzlebeef | 3-0-2 | 9 | 4 | 5 | Round of 16 | 9th | >Being eliminated by /fa/ |
 2014 4chan Summer Cup
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RollFizzlebeef | 2-0-2 | 5 | 5 | 0 | Round of 16 | 11th | >Being eliminated by /ic/ |
 2015 4chan Winter Cup
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Knicklicht, RollFizzlebeef | 0-0-0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Nullified | 0th | This tournament's results are negated due to post-cup drama. |
 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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Harshmallow | 2-1-2 | 9 | 10 | -1 | Round of 16 | 15th | >4(four) Ro16 finishes in a row |
 2016 4chan Winter Cup
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Harshmallow | 2-0-2 | 9 | 10 | -1 | Round of 16 | 9th | >Being eliminated by /out/ |
 2016 4chan Summer Cup
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Harshmallow | 1-0-2 | 3 | 5 | -2 | Relegated | 23rd | >Letting /soc/ advance over you |
 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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Harshmallow | 0-1-2 | 8 | 12 | -4 | Relegated | 26th | >Letting /u/ advance over you |
 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers
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Harshmallow | 0-1-2 | 2 | 6 | -4 | Failed to Advance | 11th | >Failing to advance in a group of four where three teams advance |
 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers
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Harshmallow | 3-0-0 | 8 | 4 | 4 | Promoted | 1st | >""""""""""Winning"""""""""" a fetus |
 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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Harshmallow | 2-1-1 | 15 | 11 | 4 | Round of 16 | 11th | >Arriving late to manage while on vacation against /trv/ |
 2018 4chan Winter Cup
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Harshmallow | 1-0-2 | 5 | 6 | -1 | Relegated | 21st | >YOU GOT BEAT BY /m/ |
 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup
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Harshmallow | 1-1-2 | 8 | 11 | -3 | Failed to Advance | 28th | >Letting it slip to /sp/ |
 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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Admiralmeru | 1-0-2 | 3 | 7 | -4 | Relegated | 25th | >Letting /mlp/ make the great escape |
 2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers
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Admiralmeru | 1-1-1 | 7 | 6 | 1 | Failed to Advance | 7th | >Ricardo double-brace to keep us alive >Get aborted anyway |
 2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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Admiralmeru | 3-0-1 | 10 | 7 | 3 | Round of 16 | 16th | >The nine point curse strikes, hard. |
 2020 4chan Winter Cup
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Admiralmeru | 1-1-1 | 3 | 3 | 0 | Relegated | 20th | >CAM ON WUSUG SCOR SUM FACKIN GOALS |
 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup
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Admiralmeru | 6-0-1 | 20 | 8 | 12 | Runner-Up | 2nd | >Finally win a knockout game >Proceed to go all the way to the Final |
 2020 4chan Summer Cup
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Admiralmeru | 0-1-2 | 3 | 8 | -5 | Relegated | 30th | >Changing your nearly cup winning tactics |
 2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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Admiralmeru | 1-1-1 | 6 | 7 | -1 | Failed to Advance | 19th | >Bringing back your nearly cup winning tactics but tweaking them |
 2021 4chan World Cup
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Managerless | 0-1-2 | 3 | 7 | -4 | Eliminated | 59th | >The absolute state of autopilots |
 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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Centralnegro | 1-1-2 | 3 | 9 | -6 | Failed to Advance | 31st | >Meme marking yourself to death |
 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup
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Centralnegro | 1-1-2 | 13 | 12 | 1 | Failed to Advance | 26th | >Oops, did we do that? |
 2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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Centralnegro | 0-1-2 | 5 | 7 | -2 | Relegated | 27th | >Can't believe not even a 2atb could get us a win, who would have thought? |
 2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers
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Centralnegro | 1-2-0 | 8 | 6 | 2 | Promoted | 5th | >Did He Own Goal? |
 2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup
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Centralnegro | 1-1-2 | 10 | 10 | 0 | Round of 16 | 11th | >Promoting with style |
Statistics
Main Article: /wsg/ Statistics
| Player | Goals |
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| Duane | 51 |
| Ricardo Milos | 36 |
| To Be Continued | 36 |
| Dodger Leigh | 18 |
| Player | Assists |
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| Duane | 33 |
| To Be Continued | 23 |
| Ricardo Milos | 9 |
| Gondola | 9 |
| Player | Saves |
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| Deal With It | 153 |
| Get Out | 74 |
| To Be Continued | 17 |
| Scott Sterling | 14 |
| Player | Awards |
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| Ricardo Milos | 13 |
| To Be Continued | 11 |
| Duane | 10 |
| Big Shake | 5 |
Rivalries
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| The Moving Pictures Derby For a long time, /gif/ was the board to go to for any and all gifposting. As the board grew older, civil unrest rose up between those looking for sensible chuckles and the lurkers looking to bust a nut. Moot took action and created /wsg/ in order to keep both sides of the dispute happy. That doesn't stop the two brother boards from hashing out their mutual frustrations with each other on the pitch, though. The only official meeting between these two teams was a 2-3 loss for /wsg/ in the Autumn '13 Friendlies where /wsg/'s recorded history in the cup began. For various reasons since 2013 the two teams haven't managed to play each other at any point due to factors that range from differing skill levels to straight up not competing for several years in /gif/'s case. |
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| The Blazin' All Tens Yolobowl Another board that's all about the animated imagery, /f/ and /wsg/ share an acquaintanceship that's best described as "neighbourly." Games between the two are less about winning and losing and more about setting tactics to all-tens and watching the pitch be set ablaze by what may happen.Some teams just want to watch the football world burn. Friendly is an accurate term for this rivalry, seeing as both meetings between the two were held across the Winter and Summer Friendlies of 2014, the former ending in a fun 4-2 win for /wsg/ and the latter in a tense 1-1 nail-biter. Bygone are the days of PES2014 and it's legendary Yolobowl matches, when these teams ever meet again it will likely be in a more competitive setting. |
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| The Gentleman's Agreement Originally just a meme rivalry born from the use of the Wiseguy moniker, a sole match in the Summer '14 Friendlies decided the fate of the nickname and bestowed it upon the WG team with an S in the middle. Despite the promising sign of a budding rivalry, such a rematch of the two teams would not occur for another six years and both sides would never attempt to put their name on the line again. Many years would pass until a renaissance was ushered in by the great rigging forces of RNGesus. In Spring '20, /wsg/ stomped the competition and would barrel their way through the knockouts to the Semi-Finals where they would meet none other than their forgotten rivals, The Da/wg/s as they were now referred to as. Far exceeding everyone's expectations both teams would enter into a gentleman's agreement, which resulted in a glorious 7-5 slugfest and go down in history as The Greatest Third-Place-Match-Overshadowing Semi-Final Ever :^). |
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| The Rat Race Rumble What would, on paper, seem to be two boards with no connection comes a competitive rivalry that stems all the way back to the PES14 era. Wily veterans /trv/ are never one to back down from a fight. When /wsg/ came knocking during the Winter '14 Friendlies, they would heed the call to arms and walk away with an tight 1-0 victory. Later that Summer /wsg/ would hold the Winter champions to a close 2-1 victory, sending them on a downward spiral to mediocrity, the two teams would not meet again for another two years. In Summer '16, goalkeeper Get Out with his 7 saves and MotM award would carry the team to a scrappy 1-0 victory. The rivalry though storied only becomes interesting a year later in Autumn '17 where star strikers Duane and To Be Continued worked together to turn a hopeless 3-1 loss into a cheeky 3-3 draw in the dying minutes of the match. /trv/ would finally slay their white whale /wsg/ 1-5 two years later in Autumn '19. |
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Honours
Awards
Autumn '17 Qualifiers
Golden Boot
Most Valuable Player
Autumn '17
Top Assister
Best Kits
Spring '19 Qualifiers
Golden Boot
Top Assister
Most Valuable Player
Autumn '19
Best Alt-horn
Biggest Spaghetti
Spring '20
Most Valuable Player
Team of the Tournament
Player of the Tournament
Match of the Tournament
Most Exciting Team
Best Kits
Best Overall Music
Best Alt-horn
Best Overall Chants
Best Chant
World '21
Slurpfest of the Tournament
Best Kits
Autumn '21
Slurpfest of the Tournament
Best Overall Chants
Spring '22
Match of the Tournament
Autumn '22
Best Kits
Best Model
Spring '23 Qualifiers
Golden Boot
Spring '23
Best Overall Aesthetics
Best Alt-horn
Best Overall Chants *
Records
| Record | Holder | Match | Date |
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| Quickest Brace (1 minute) | Duane | /i/  1 – 3  /wsg/
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May 20, 2018 |
| Most Goals in a Half (5) | Duane | /wsg/ 10 – 7  /w/
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May 20, 2022 |
| Most Goals in a Match (6) | Duane | /wsg/ 10 – 7 /w/
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May 20, 2022 |
| Highest Player Rating (9.0) | Duane | /wsg/ 10 – 7 /w/
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May 20, 2022 |
| Record | Holder | Match | Date |
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| Most Goals in a Match (10) | /wsg/
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/wsg/ 10 – 7 /w/
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May 20, 2022 |
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| Most Shots (41) | /wsg/ 7 – 5  /wg/
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May 10, 2020 |
| Most Shots on Target (26) | /wsg/ 7 – 5 /wg/
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May 10, 2020 |
| Most Goals in a Match (17) | /wsg/ 10 – 7 /w/
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May 20, 2022 |
Gallery
Memorable Moments
56 Chicken Nuggets scores a goal and prevents /s/ from advancing to Summer.
WASTED gets MotM, cackling ensues.
Not the team's proudest moment but the juxtaposition is hilarious.
The first and only time any team has ever surrendered a penalty kick to /wsg/.
Funny enough this classic display of >PES physics had nothing to do with the earlier penalty kick.
Duane and To Be Continued tie things up at the last second in a very To Be Continued fashion.
To Be Continued gets To Be Continued himself due to being offside.
The smile is magnetic, it attracts all. You came to satisfy your lust, acquiescing to base instincts like an animal, but you saw his face and felt a higher calling.
Ricardo doesn't know the meaning of "over the top".
He couldn't deal with it, neither could /bant/ so they scored their own as well.
Duane.exe has stopped working.
Boston Dynamics takes /co/ to the garbage dump.
>The absolute state of /wsg/'s Summer cup run.
What could've been a fun meme match, became a fun shitshow.
I'm in your
wballs.The thrilling conclusion to the three part gentleman's divegrass exhibition.
Logo History
Autumn '13
Spring '14 - Spring '17
Autumn '17 - Present
Kit History
Autumn '13 - Spring '17
Autumn '13 - Spring '17
Autumn '13 - Winter '20
Winter '16 - Spring '22
Autumn '17 - Present
Spring '20 - Present
World '21 - Present
Autumn '22 - Present
Adboards
Trivia
- To Be Continued is the first player to score a hat-trick for the team and is the current leader at 2.
- Ricardo Milos is the first and only player to score a double-brace for the team and is the current leader at 2.
- Duane is the first and only player to have earned a red card for the team.
- After earning his red card, Duane ended his streak of being the only player to have played in every single /wsg/ match.
- Up until earning his red card, Duane had been playing a clean game his entire career.
- Longtime silver medal MULTI-TRACK LISTENING came close to becoming a gold medal on multiple occasions but was prevented from doing so for the following reasons.
- The use of the GSSBB medal system throughout 2018, which limited teams to a single gold medal, To Be Continued in /wsg/'s case.
- The addition of Ricardo Milos as the team's second gold medal in Spring '19, once the GGSS medal system had been reinstated.
- After serving as the starting goalkeeper since the team's founding, Deal With It was demoted to substitution status in Autumn '18 by a margin of one vote. Get Out took his place as the starting goalkeeper for that tournament.
- Deal With It handily beat Get Out in the following poll to regain his starter status and maintained it until Autumn '22, when To Be Continued became a goalkeeper and superseded him.
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