/vrt/ Historical Roster

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2022

/vt/ League 3

No. Position Player 4 GK Hank Hill 222 RB Menhera Hiatus 169 CB Soft Erotic Belly 999 CB Random Indie 0 LB HEY GUYS 00 DMF Obligatory Doom Stream 70 RMF Malort - I'll Have Another! 26 CMF A Woman to Surpass Metal Gear 3 AMF Retro Rab 19 SS Oh No Lumi 8 CF Dorky Spooder

No. Position Player 96 RB hello me nop inglish 1 RB #1 Sonic Fangirl 13 CB Post Credit Homework 369 CB Retro Rrat 07 CB Is this retro yet? 23 LB throwing Engineers for 23min straight 256 LB Donate all your RAM 5 DMF PoP'ntard 30 DMF a bunch of Oldbots 18 RMF Homework 121 RMF Ear Blessing 401 RMF Free Schizo Bumps

Player	Goals	Assists	MotM
Dorky Spooder	5	2	2
Oh No Lumi	4	1	0
Retro Rab	2	0	0
Menhera Hiatus	0	2	0
A Woman to Surpass Metal Gear	0	2	0

2023

/vt/ League 4

No. Position Player 4 GK Hank Hill 222 RB Menhera Hiatus 51 CB I want to fuck my Bro 24 CB I guess i found a new Oshi 70 LB Malort - I'll Have Another! 00 DMF Obligatory Doom Stream 9 RMF Sava... Why? 69 CMF When is the next baking stream? 3 AMF Retro Rab 19 SS Oh No Lumi 8 CF Dorky Spooder

No. Position Player 96 RB hello me nop inglish 999 RB Random Indie 13 CB Post Credit Homework 26 CB A Woman to Surpass Metal Gear 07 CB Is this retro yet? 22 LB Goodnight /vrt/ 256 LB Donate all your RAM 5 DMF PoP'ntard 30 DMF a bunch of Oldbots 88 RMF VRT UNITY! 121 RMF Ear Blessing 401 RMF Free Schizo Bumps

Player	Goals	Assists	MotM
Dorky Spooder	3	1	0
Retro Rab	2	2	2
Oh No Lumi	2	2	0
hello me nop inglish!	2	0	0
When is the next baking stream?	1	1	0
Free Schizo Bumps	1	0	0
Malort - I'll Have Another!	1	0	0
Ear Blessing	0	1	0
VRT UNITY!	0	1	0
Random Indie	0	1	0

/vt/ League 5

No. Position Player 4 GK Hank Hill 96 RB hello me nop inglish 9 CB Mozzu... Why? 24 CB I guess i found a new Oshi 70 LB Malort - I'll Have Another! 51 RMF I want to fuck my Bro 69 CMF When is the next baking stream? 3 CMF Retro Rab 00 LMF Obligatory Doom Stream 8 CF Dorky Spooder 19 CF Oh No Lumi

No. Position Player 222 RB Menhera Hiatus 999 RB Random Indie 2 CB Zeldaschizo 26 CB A Woman to Surpass Metal Gear 07 CB Is this retro yet? 22 CB Goodnight /vrt/ 256 LB Donate all your RAM 42 LB Niche Retro Chuubas LOVE 30 LMF a bunch of Oldbots 88 LMF VRT UNITY! 121 LMF Ear Blessing 401 LMF Free Schizo Bumps

Player	Goals	Assists	MotM
I want to fuck my Bro	3	1	1
Ear Blessing	1	0	0
Oh No Lumi	0	3	0

Historic Players

Goalkeepers

Pos.	No.	Name	Picture	Description
GK	4	Hank Hill		The man for all your Retrogame & Retrogame accessories needs. The original 4th Horseman of the Retrocalypse and one of the OGs that formed the thread to what it is today. Sadly he caught a bad case of "twitch" which have made his stream hard to watch for some and seems to have slowed him down in the Goal in recent times. Nothing could be further from the truth however, as purple and blue conditions just seem to power up Hank.

Defenders

Pos.	No.	Name	Picture	Description
CB	51	I want to fuck my Bro
CB	24	I guess i found a new Oshi		Since the inception of /vrt/, a common occurence has been the many people that proclaimed to have found many a chuuba to watch that they never knew about, or even to have met a new Oshi. It is always a happy moment for someone to have discovered the world of retro.
CB	8	Post Credit Homework
CB	26	A Woman to Surpass Metal Gear
CB	07	Is this retro yet?		The age old question that never seems to find a common conscience: Is this retro yet? Some say everything below 2007 is, some say only if its not on a Gen 7 Console. Others are fine with games even up to 2011 while some hardcore spider mom says even the PS2 is not retro yet. So the question in many cases will always be: is this retro yet?
CB	169	Soft Erotic Belly		/vrt/'s beloved dog themed, retro loving, hag chuuba. She is the link of retro and architecture and her belly makes the urge to squeeze hard to resist. Sadly the Architects are quite adamant about her diet and thus she wasn't the fastest on the field and had to be put on the cheering team instead. If only there was a dog themed, retro loving, hag chuuba that was fit and agile...
CB	369	Retro Rrat
RB	8	Menhera Hiatus
RB	96	hello me nop inglish		How some of the greatest chuubas in the business can, at the same time, have some of the worst chats is a mystery no one in /vrt/ can understand. But the multitude of broken english and other awful behaviors never seems to lessen. The amount of anger this provokes always is on the rise and it is rare for a thread of /vrt/ to not have complaints of the chats.
RB	999	Random Indie		Many a Random Indie are being linked in /vrt/, some to bump the thread, others to shill an oshi or even oneself. They offer a wide variety of retro chuubas that play plenty of different games, but this one JP chuuba gets brought up every now but no one really understands who it is or the things she says as the thread is full of EOPs.
RB	1	#1 Sonic Fangirl
LB	70	Malort - I'll Have Another!
LB	22	Goodnight /vrt/
LB	256	Donate all your RAM		It is the duty of every Onobot to donate their RAM towards Lumi in regular intervals. This ritual is by no means a bad outcome for an Onobot, but instead a moment of great honor and pleasure. With each stick of RAM donated, our Matron shall rise to ever greater heights, and who knows, maybe one day she may even not be a dumbo anymore.
LB	0	HEY GUYS		Nothing makes an Onobot happier than hearing their beloved android aknowledge them with a "HEY GUYS". Be it as a greeting at the start of a stream or Lumi wanting to ask chat for something, this enthuastic phrase will always bring joy. This form of interaction however, seems more common among retro chuubas than one might assume and thus had to leave the team due to copyright reasons.
LB	23	throwing Engineers for 23min straight		Lumi's preferred tactic of defeating the enemy in Command & Conquer is to throw endless hordes of Engineers at the enemy base until she has overtaken all key postions. This tactic was celebrated even by Lumi herself in a video of her just throwing Enigneers for 23min straight. Sadly a Divegrass game goes for 90+ minutes, and thus this tactic is not enduring enough for a whole game and had to be shelved for the time being.

Midfield

Pos.	No.	Name	Picture	Description
AMF	3	Retro Rab		One of the Original 4 Horsemen of the Retrocalypse and one of the 7 Sins of Retro. Kiki has always been part of /vrt/ since the early days and even if some feel controversial about her, the thread has stood with her even in the darkest of times. Schizos shall never defeat Unity.
CMF	69	When is the next baking stream?
DMF	00	Obligatory Doom Stream		On the path of becoming a full fledged retro chuuba, one just cannot ignore one of the most beloved shooters of the golden days. It is inevitable, accept the your DOOM.
DMF	5	PoP'ntard
DMF	30	a bunch of Oldbots		Back in my days Onobots had four legs and rockets to fly! Young bots nowadays don't even know how good they have it or how to appreciate the old things properly!
RMF	9	Sava... Why?
RMF	88	VRT UNITY!		LUMI LOVE, AMI LOVE, KIKI LOVE, HANK LOVE, NINA LOVE, BLOOM LOVE, WOOZIE LOVE, SAVA LOVE, RIONA LOVE, CLAUVIO LOVE. VRT LOVE!!! UNITY LOVE!!!
RMF	121	Ear Blessing		The ear shattering screams of /vrt/ chuubas know no bound and have taken plenty of victim among the weak. For the hardened however there is no other choice but full volume, headphones only, for the true pleasure of receiving an Ear Blessing by their beloved chuubas.
RMF	401	Free Schizo Bumps		/vrt/ is a very comfy thread overall but every now some Schizos get lost in it with their weird drama BS that no one cares about. /vrt/ however used to be a young thread and decided to put the Schizos to good use and riled them up in dead hours to bump the thread for them while the regulars went to sleep. It has worked maybe a bit too well as some of them seem to have taken up permanent residence and sperg out even outside of dead hours.
RMF	18	Homework

Forwards

Pos.	No.	Name	Picture	Description
SS	19	Oh No Lumi		The Matron of the Onobots and Connosseur of PC retro games.
CF	8	Dorky Spooder		The Mother of the Buckos and Connosseur of Console retro games.