/vrt/ Historical Roster

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2022

/vt/ League 3

No. Position Player 4 GK Hank Hill 222 RB Menhera Hiatus 169 CB Soft Erotic Belly 999 CB Random Indie 0 LB HEY GUYS 00 DMF Obligatory Doom Stream 70 RMF Malort - I'll Have Another! 26 CMF A Woman to Surpass Metal Gear 3 AMF Retro Rab 19 SS Oh No Lumi 8 CF Dorky Spooder

No. Position Player 96 RB hello me nop inglish 1 RB #1 Sonic Fangirl 13 CB Post Credit Homework 369 CB Retro Rrat 07 CB Is this retro yet? 23 LB throwing Engineers for 23min straight 256 LB Donate all your RAM 5 DMF PoP'ntard 30 DMF a bunch of Oldbots 18 RMF Homework 121 RMF Ear Blessing 401 RMF Free Schizo Bumps

Player	Goals	Assists	MotM
Dorky Spooder	5	2	2
Oh No Lumi	4	1	0
Retro Rab	2	0	0
Menhera Hiatus	0	2	0
A Woman to Surpass Metal Gear	0	2	0

2023

/vt/ League 4

No. Position Player 4 GK Hank Hill 222 RB Menhera Hiatus 51 CB I want to fuck my Bro 24 CB I guess i found a new Oshi 70 LB Malort - I'll Have Another! 00 DMF Obligatory Doom Stream 9 RMF Sava... Why? 69 CMF When is the next baking stream? 3 AMF Retro Rab 19 SS Oh No Lumi 8 CF Dorky Spooder

No. Position Player 96 RB hello me nop inglish 999 RB Random Indie 13 CB Post Credit Homework 26 CB A Woman to Surpass Metal Gear 07 CB Is this retro yet? 22 LB Goodnight /vrt/ 256 LB Donate all your RAM 5 DMF PoP'ntard 30 DMF a bunch of Oldbots 88 RMF VRT UNITY! 121 RMF Ear Blessing 401 RMF Free Schizo Bumps

Player	Goals	Assists	MotM
Dorky Spooder	3	1	0
Retro Rab	2	2	2
Oh No Lumi	2	2	0
hello me nop inglish!	2	0	0
When is the next baking stream?	1	1	0
Free Schizo Bumps	1	0	0
Malort - I'll Have Another!	1	0	0
Ear Blessing	0	1	0
VRT UNITY!	0	1	0
Random Indie	0	1	0

/vt/ League 5

No. Position Player 4 GK Hank Hill 96 RB hello me nop inglish 9 CB Mozzu... Why? 24 CB I guess i found a new Oshi 70 LB Malort - I'll Have Another! 51 RMF I want to fuck my Bro 69 CMF When is the next baking stream? 3 CMF Retro Rab 00 LMF Obligatory Doom Stream 8 CF Dorky Spooder 19 CF Oh No Lumi

No. Position Player 222 RB Menhera Hiatus 999 RB Random Indie 2 CB Zeldaschizo 26 CB A Woman to Surpass Metal Gear 07 CB Is this retro yet? 22 CB Goodnight /vrt/ 256 LB Donate all your RAM 42 LB Niche Retro Chuubas LOVE 30 LMF a bunch of Oldbots 88 LMF VRT UNITY! 121 LMF Ear Blessing 401 LMF Free Schizo Bumps

Player	Goals	Assists	MotM
I want to fuck my Bro	3	1	1
Ear Blessing	1	0	0
Oh No Lumi	0	3	0

2024

/vt/ League 6

No. Position Player 4 GK Hank Hill 17 RB JRPG girl 88 CB VRT UNITY! 00 CB Obligatory Doom Stream 24 LB I guess i found a new Oshi 11 DMF Yuno how it is 999 CMF Random Indie 69 CMF When is the next baking stream? 3 AMF Retro Rab 8 SS Dorky Spooder 19 CF Oh No Lumi

No. Position Player 96 GK hello me nop inglish 9 RB Mozzu... Why? 2 RB Zeldaschizo 43 CB Morrowednesday 07 CB Is this retro yet? 22 LB Goodnight /vrt/ 256 LB Donate all your RAM 206 DMF pinchable cheeks 30 DMF a bunch of Oldbots 70 CMF Malort - I'll Have Another! 51 CMF I want to fuck my Bro 401 CMF Free Schizo Bumps

Player	Goals	Assists	MotM
Oh No Lumi	5	1	1
Retro Rab	2	2	1
When is the next baking stream?	2	1	0
Random Indie	1	0	0
Doorky Spooder	0	4	0

Historic Players

Goalkeepers

Pos.	No.	Name	Picture	Description
GK	4	Hank Hill		The man for all your Retrogame & Retrogame accessories needs. The original 4th Horseman of the Retrocalypse and one of the OGs that formed the thread to what it is today. Sadly he caught a bad case of "twitch" which have made his stream hard to watch for some and seems to have slowed him down in the Goal in recent times. Nothing could be further from the truth however, as purple and blue conditions just seem to power up Hank. Played in:

Defenders

Pos.	No.	Name	Picture	Description
CB	9	Mozzu... Why? formerly Sava... Why?		Played in:
CB	24	I guess i found a new Oshi		Since the inception of /vrt/, a common occurence has been the many people that proclaimed to have found many a chuuba to watch that they never knew about, or even to have met a new Oshi. It is always a happy moment for someone to have discovered the world of retro. Played in:
CB	2	Zeldaschizo		Played in:
CB	26	A Woman to Surpass Metal Gear		Played in:
CB	07	Is this retro yet?		The age old question that never seems to find a common conscience: Is this retro yet? Some say everything below 2007 is, some say only if its not on a Gen 7 Console. Others are fine with games even up to 2011 while some hardcore spider mom says even the PS2 is not retro yet. So the question in many cases will always be: is this retro yet? Played in:
CB	22	Goodnight /vrt/		Played in:
CB	169	Soft Erotic Belly		/vrt/'s beloved dog themed, retro loving, hag chuuba. She is the link of retro and architecture and her belly makes the urge to squeeze hard to resist. Sadly the Architects are quite adamant about her diet and thus she wasn't the fastest on the field and had to be put on the cheering team instead. If only there was a dog themed, retro loving, hag chuuba that was fit and agile... Played in:
CB	369	Retro Rrat		This Retro Rrat has a tendency to being a bit smug and sarcastic but nonetheless loves retro gaming, even more so when it comes to anything related to Dragon Quest. Used to be a contender for the title of Horseman but as time went on she took more of a background role in the thread. Played in:
CB	13	Post Credit Homework		Lumi loves giving her Bots homework, be it in the form of lewds that she keeps tweeting or the dreaded ARG of hers that drive /vrt/ insane as some of it has still not been able to be solved till this day. Nowadays sadly most haven given up on the ARG and thus it is rarely a topic anymore. Played in:
RB	96	hello me nop inglish		How some of the greatest chuubas in the business can, at the same time, have some of the worst chats is a mystery no one in /vrt/ can understand. But the multitude of broken english and other awful behaviors never seems to lessen. The amount of anger this provokes always is on the rise and it is rare for a thread of /vrt/ to not have complaints of the chats. Played in:
RB	222	Menhera Hiatus		Played in:
RB	999	Random Indie		Many a Random Indie are being linked in /vrt/, some to bump the thread, others to shill an oshi or even oneself. They offer a wide variety of retro chuubas that play plenty of different games, but this one JP chuuba gets brought up every now but no one really understands who it is or the things she says as the thread is full of EOPs. Played in:
RB	1	#1 Sonic Fangirl		Everyone knows who is the true #1 Sonic Fangirl, not only does Ami love to talk about Sonic or play old Sonic games. No even her thumbnails are built upon old Sonic thumbnails as she has shown that beneath each thumbnail liek castlevania, eventually comes an old Sonic thumbnail. Sadly #1 Sonic Fangirl took a fatal wound from La Lion in the historic match against  /nepolabo/ in /vt/League 3 and had to retire from active play. Played in:
LB	70	Malort - I'll Have Another!		Played in:
LB	256	Donate all your RAM		It is the duty of every Onobot to donate their RAM towards Lumi in regular intervals. This ritual is by no means a bad outcome for an Onobot, but instead a moment of great honor and pleasure. With each stick of RAM donated, our Matron shall rise to ever greater heights, and who knows, maybe one day she may even not be a dumbo anymore. Played in:
LB	42	Niche Retro Chuubas LOVE		Played in:
LB	0	HEY GUYS		Nothing makes an Onobot happier than hearing their beloved android aknowledge them with a "HEY GUYS". Be it as a greeting at the start of a stream or Lumi wanting to ask chat for something, this enthuastic phrase will always bring joy. This form of interaction however, seems more common among retro chuubas than one might assume and thus had to leave the team due to copyright reasons. Played in:
LB	23	throwing Engineers for 23min straight		Lumi's preferred tactic of defeating the enemy in Command & Conquer is to throw endless hordes of Engineers at the enemy base until she has overtaken all key postions. This tactic was celebrated even by Lumi herself in a video of her just throwing Enigneers for 23min straight. Sadly a Divegrass game goes for 90+ minutes, and thus this tactic is not enduring enough for a whole game and had to be shelved for the time being. Played in:

Midfield

Pos.	No.	Name	Picture	Description
CMF	3	Retro Rab		One of the Original 4 Horsemen of the Retrocalypse and one of the 7 Sins of Retro. Kiki has always been part of /vrt/ since the early days and even if some feel controversial about her, the thread has stood with her even in the darkest of times. Schizos shall never defeat Unity. Played in:
CMF	69	When is the next baking stream?		Riona quickly rose to thread darling with her charm and feeling like one of the anons. Most noticable was her baking stream that captured many a retrobro's heart into her big bouncy bosom. What do you mean what has baking to do with retro stuff? Baking is totally retro! Played in:
RMF	51	I want to fuck my Bro		With the arrival of Woozie into the thread also came the Woozlings, some of the most horny fuckers the thread had yet to see. They even made the buckos look seiso in comparision, and that is no easy feet. Played in:
LMF	00	Obligatory Doom Stream		On the path of becoming a full fledged retro chuuba, one just cannot ignore one of the most beloved shooters of the golden days. It is inevitable, accept your DOOM. Played in:
LMF	30	a bunch of Oldbots		Back in my days Onobots had four legs and rockets to fly! Young bots nowadays don't even know how good they have it or how to appreciate the old things properly! Played in:
LMF	121	Ear Blessing		The ear shattering screams of /vrt/ chuubas know no bound and have taken plenty of victim among the weak. For the hardened however there is no other choice but full volume, headphones only, for the true pleasure of receiving an Ear Blessing by their beloved chuubas. Played in:
LMF	401	Free Schizo Bumps		/vrt/ is a very comfy thread overall but every now some Schizos get lost in it with their weird drama BS that no one cares about. /vrt/ however used to be a young thread and decided to put the Schizos to good use and riled them up in dead hours to bump the thread for them while the regulars went to sleep. It has worked maybe a bit too well as some of them seem to have taken up permanent residence and sperg out even outside of dead hours. Played in:
LMF	88	VRT UNITY!		LUMI LOVE, AMI LOVE, KIKI LOVE, HANK LOVE, NINA LOVE, BLOOM LOVE, WOOZIE LOVE, SAVA LOVE, RIONA LOVE, CLAUVIO LOVE. VRT LOVE!!! UNITY LOVE!!! Played in:
DMF	5	PoP'ntard		The retro Group PoP'ntard, lead by Dot, used to be one of the core foundations of /vrt/ back in it's inception. As time passed they slowly but surely took more of a background role overall. While some of them are still linked and talked about every now, the glory days seem to be over. Played in:
RMF	18	Homework		While the thread is mostly centered around Retro Games and the Chuubas that play them primarily. Plenty of homework gets shared, not just by the thread but also the Chuubas like Onolumi herself. In recent days however it has dialed down a bit even if it is never truly gone. Played in:

Forwards

Pos.	No.	Name	Picture	Description
CF	19	Oh No Lumi		The Matron of the Onobots and Connosseur of PC retro games. Also dabbles in retro Console games every now. A bit on the dumber side of things, but full of love in return. Played in:
CF	8	Dorky Spooder		The Mother of the Buckos and Connosseur of Console retro games. Also dabbles in retro PC games every now. A bit on the dorkier side of things, but full of love in return. Played in: